ask a guy who is investing his future in making a youtube channel anything.
>>676654730
how many times a day do u fap?
What's your IQ?
Where did you get such an awful idea?
>>676654730
What genre of content do you make?
>>676654730
y u so dum?
>>676654730
What's wrong with that guys teeth
What's your channel
VGC?
>>676654730
if carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone.
>>676654967
>>676654928
>>676654895
her immune system is probably a god
>>676654730
What do you call a vampire with two pairs of trousers?
>>676654899
They're called dentures cuck
>>676654899
They aren't clenching on your dick, that's what's wrong with them.
>>676654730
what did the tiger say to the wolf and tiger?
>>676655156
Derek.
>>676654730
WHAT DO U CALL A FREAK HORSE
>>676654730
What's your YouTube channel name?
>>676654730
you know how to love the computer bigger than any one ?
>>676655424
Derek.
>>676654850
saw cutlery lover, he likes alot of the shit i do, thought "if he could do it, so can i"
>>676654850
i won't go so far as to say it's a bad idea, but man, it's hard
>>676654870
i once met a peaceful, law abiding man who said he could reach into any drawer in his house and pull out a drop pistol, a drop rifle, a combat knife, smoke grenades, ammunition and magazines, a billy club, gas mask, tear gas, pepper spray, plastic cable ties, plastic cuffs, hand cuffs, zippo lighters, home made electronic bugs, a boot knife, a bottle of scotch, a steak, a cigar, tripwires and nightvision goggles, in his garage was a drop car, bow and arrows, a crossbow, a sniper rifle and flashbangs, in that drop car was 8 drop guns all in hidden holsters, in the trunk was an M60 machine gun, dragon skin body armor, and thermal goggles that man had every cool toy you could think of, and he knew how to use all of them, but he never did, he never had a reason to, he was a peaceful law abiding man. this channel, is about how to be that man.
>>676654905
i won't name drop it, i don't want to get views that way, i want to earn them, but here's a link.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUn6q7nbrOFg06ZMzeoNMHg/videos?spfreload=10
i can live with the link, since it's just numbers and letters.
but i don't want to go on 4chan, and advertise myself like a bitch.
>>676654730
what is biggest thing than god?
>>676655313
Hi, I'm Derek.
>>676654730
how can humans talk ?
>>676655503
Not as big as Derek.
>>676655455
i think that would effectively end his career before he started...i mean this is /b/
>>676655570
ALL THESE VIEWS
you must have a fortune~~~~~~~~~~
>>676655741
won't name drop it, but i think alot of guys on /b/ would be interested,
>>676655570
see the link,
i eventually won't to make smoke bombs and shit, but it's hard, i simply don't have the money.
>>676655570
Subscribed.
>>676655978
i'm absolutely rich, totally raking in the dollars.
seriously, it's hard.
>>676655570
You fucking stink. I hope you get mouth fucked by a wolf and kill yourself from the shame of cumming in your pants during the aforementioned mouth fucking. If it were possible to drop a dirty-bomb on a Youtube channel I fucking would. You inane cunt.
>>676655570
NOW YOU SUBSCRIBE BACK TO ME OR I GIVE YOU DOWNVOTES
what are you doing to promote your channel?
>>676656335
ok, well i like my content, that's what counts,
at the end of the day, i'm making shit i want to see.
>>676654730
the other day i met a man called smith and i said whats the name of his other leg
>>676656389
down vote it, i don't care,
part of the reason i'm making the channel is to attract people that like the shit i do.
>>676656436
i barely have enough money to make the videos, i'm in debt to the IRS and i have almost no content, not even worrying about that.
>>676654730
whats a pirates favourite letter
>>676656839
SUBSCRIBE BACK TO ME YOU JERKFACE!!!!
>>676656991
>>676656823
>>676656389
>>676656229
>>676655646
>>676655572
>>676655503
>>676655424
>>676655313
>>676655156
>>676655048
>>676655018
>>676654967
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>>676654895
How many photos of asians licking doors do you have?
>>676654730
why do we have a head
>>676654800
not very high obviously.
>>676657193
45
>>676656513
All you need to do now is increase your views by just under 100,000% to earn the same amount of money as you taped to that cardboard.
>>676657370
Do you get off to them or find them just funny?
>>676654730
what do you do if you had a pig.
>>676657476
that's the dream.
>>676657666
set it free.
>>676657482
YES
>>676657705
>that's the dream
And so it shall remain.
do you think magnets can heal the body? i don't know how they work.
>>676657787
Do you also got pictures of non autists licking doors?
>>676654730
how do you call a mom with toilet paper
>>676657960
No
>>676657832
so was space travel,
so was the bomb,
so was 4chan at one point in time.
i have the time and energy to roll the dice for the dream, and that's what i want to do.
people have been successful of a youtube, it's rare, but it does happen.
just got to find and develop an audience.
>>676654730
what do you call A LONG NOSED TV
>>676654730
how do you light a fire with out matches
>>676654730
I've been watching a few of your videos and just wanted to ask, are you serious?
Also, will you be my friend?
pls respond.
>>676658453
I just don't understand what your channel is, man. Fucking inane product reviews, taping dollar bills to cardboard to measure things (because for something reason a ruler or measuring tape is less convenient - wtf?), and a fat guy sitting in the trunk of a car in a balaclava. I'm not trying to shit on you, man, you just seem to have no direction or voice and, as a result, your channel is a borefest for everyone. What other stuff do you intend to do? Do you have any video ideas cooking?
>>676654730
who cleans lakes?
>>676658895
what? link your channel bro,
if you use it, it is tool. if you play with it liek faget pipi, it os toy. op want toy. how is faget pipi taste, op?
>>676654730
whats brown and hery and likes to go on holday
>>676659158
Can't you figure out who I am already?
>>676659547
I'm not even OP and I know who you are.
>>676659033
your absolutely right, it has no real direction right now, but i'm working hard on that.
eventually i want to get into everyday carry, life hacks, tripwires,
i named the channel as such because i want to create a "character" not "survivalistnutjob1337"
i'm in the early early stages right now,
the main voice will be the product reviews for right now, but i don't have the money for the shit i want, so i wait, and right now i'm making life hack videos.
>>676654730
who created french fries?
hahahaha this is op... literally
>>676659547
some dude who likes riddles and jap chicks licking door nobs?
>>676659698
DONT DOX ME
On a scale of 7-10, 7 being pretty high and 10 being absolutely blitzed, how high are you?
>>676659700
Fuck it, I didn't mean to be so shitty there. I got carried away. It isn't as bad as I made out. I can see some semblance of what you're trying to do. It isn't necessarily my cup of tea but I'm sure people will find it funny. That kind of shit is hard to keep fresh, though. It's really susceptible to falling into a repetitive format, you know what I mean?
how fat are you OP
>>676660065
Don't worry. I'm a normie.
>>676659979
yes it is
270 and 5'10
>>676660646
oh god this is just getting better and better.
subbed and commented btw you glorious faggot
>>676660772
Fuck you.
>>676660193
yeah, working hard tho.
we'll see, it's what i'm interested in, and at these early stages,
even one guy telling me not that the video is good, but that it's "not horrible" would be enough.
>>676660646
post your dick!!
>>676660646
I hope that's your suicide note pinned to the door. Just kidding, OP. Take it easy.
How is it going Paige White?
>>676661192
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
the table i make magic on.
>>676661050
They really aren't as horrible as I initially made out. The product review of the scale has plenty of potential. Like I say, though. That format can become very tired very quickly.
>>676654730
once both of us have enough subscribers do you want to have a fake blowup at eachother to bring in viewers like H3H3, leafy, and pyrocynical?
>>676661192
Paige White? Why's the page white? Better color on it or sumthin', tsk tsk. Writing doodles.
>>676661615
>fake
>>676661192
>>676661385
I mean if she posted nudes the thread would increase its quality quiet a bit, you can do it
>>676661615
Settle down, you over-reaching motherfucker. Suck a dick, why don't you?
>>676661615
exposing subscribers to eachother is a great strategy,
but right now i have none :(
but it's a great idea and would love to do it!
>>676661727
>not seeing a publicity stunt for what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>676661972
I don't even have a channel yet so, ya know, take your time or whatever.
>>676662091
What kind of channel you wanna make?
>>676662221
gay anal sex blowjob videos
>>676661979
i'm sure it's a publicity stunt, but hey, i'm an open guy,
i'm a dumb, fat, cis white male trying to make quality content on the internet.
i don't care.
>>676662221
Red Pill gaming streams, furry art, and shitty electronica I put together on a pirated copy of fl studio. Cancer sells man.
DINGGGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ii_0B6ct3Q
>>676662627
op here, what? you like that? i put that together in half a day.
also, i don't know who paige white is, but thanks for commenting!
>>676662498
Oh fuck, you're a terrible human being. Get some integrity, man. No lie, I am sitting here with a guaranteed successful idea for a YT channel. I mean, it is a fucking sure-thing that within a year I would be earning thousands of dollars a month. But, I haven't got the gall to do it because it's such a fucking cheap trick.
>>676662994
>>676662994
im paige white
<3
>>676663048
I am a terrible human being but realistically like, who isn't, seriously, name someone, preferably famous and I will tell you how they're terrible.
>>676663172
hey page, thanks for commenting, means alot!
i'll sub to you to.
>>676663208
Haha. This is true, but it's different to earn a living and gain popularity by doing terrible things. I do terrible things all the time but I don't really gain anything from doing them. Just feelings and shit.
>>676663445
thanks man!
>>676663564
well what's more valuable man, feelings or money, think about it and get back to me, honestly I was kidding about the furry art thing though.
Nice videos, but I don't want to sub to somebody featuring a nigger in a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOtPxzI0PCE
>>676663445
anything for m'lady
>>676663712
Yeah, I understood you were being a little tongue-in-cheek. Of course money is worth feeling a little shitty for. If I really needed money - if I was struggling to live decently - then I might unleash this idea. I suppose it's like my emergency plan. It might be needed, should rough times befall me.
>>676664171
yep, i just want to suck her dick,
i think i'll post to /b/ everytime i upload a new video,
can't hurt, who knows, maybe you guys will like some of the stuff i put out?
>>676664154
Suck a dick.
>>676654730
ummm..... you realize 99.9% of people make nothing from their youtube channel and that you are not likely to make shit.
Right?
that's my question.
>>676664674
As long as it isn't black
>>676664576
How many subscribers did you have when you started this thread and how many do you have now?
Why are you fucked in the head?
>>676664821
Of course not, it's brown.
>>676664576
>suck her dick
>her dick
i dont think girls have dicks
>>676655570
>myself like a bitch.
you are a /b/itch OP.
this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. ever.
>invest in future.
top kek
>>676664729
>ummm..... you realize
>Right?
Fuck, that condescending tone makes me want to slit your throat. Do you always speak like a girl in a 90s teen movie?
>>676665017
you'd be suprise
>>676665017
>I don't think
So... you're not sure?
>>676664827
i gained 6 subscribers, genuinly want to thank everyone,
i hope to make quality shit, and i'll post it here when i do.
>>676655570
see we have market synergy even, they go to your channel to learn how to do all that shit, then they come to my channel and I turn them into Dylan Roof, Everybody wins who isn't standing near a clock tower at the wrong place and the wrong time.
>>676665081
>/b/itch
Kill yourself, and take as many of your immediate relatives out with you.
>>676664729
yeah i do, but the circumstances are right enough to give it a shot,
i might work, it might not.
but honestly, if i can find people that like what i like, it will be worth it,
but yeah, i know how hard it will be, but i still think i can get really good at this and make money.
>>676665464
>>676665513
people with dicks are male. there is no such thing as a "feminine penis"
>>676664919
mom forgot to drop me on my head.
>>676654730
If you are curious about anything in general, ive been a youtuber for a long time op and I know a lot of different things.
>>676665617
/b/ is not your personal blog.
I strongly encourage you to not post about your youtube shit here on a regular basis.
>>676666051
Anon, you are fucked. Big time.
>>676666238
Awesome! What's your channel?
>>676665630
i'll take it into consideration.
>>676665983
Oh, yeah, "people" with "dicks" are "male". Hahaha. Fucking top satire, man. My sides are gone.
>>676666238
sure, i would love advice.
>>676666243
then ignore it, i'm a man in a mask, what are you gonna do?
spam my comments with "hitler did nothing wrong?"
send death threats?
find out who i am and be disappointed when you find out i'm a fucking nobody?
i'll post, no one will reply, but maybe one guy might like my shit.
that's worth it.
>>676667089
dood he might dox you
>>676667089
Redpill game streamer guy here, Hitler not only did nothing wrong but I can prove it, with anecdotal evidence presented as facts and rhetorical speech.
>>676667305
what can "they" take from me? destroy a youtube channel that hardly even exists? yet?
i'm shaken,
your talking to a man, who invest's all his time, money, and effort into a nothing youtube channel
oh i have something to lose.
>>676667089
Not that guy but I've made some money with Youtube too, the key is focusing your work on very specific, unattended searches where you have little competition (but somewhat popular too of course). Play around with different trending searches, and make your titles extra descriptive to get more tags in there.
>>676667994
working hard on it,
working hard.
>>676667994
/pol/ streamer here
This, your video doesn't actually even have to be anything as long as you tag it right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixztNrIFYMk
Is my cock big
>>676668904
no, it's actually kind of tiny. little sad.
>>676668904
bumping so everyone can see your sad penis.
>>676668904
Sad penis bump
>>676668904
Bump for tiny penis.
>>676668904
tiny little penis
>>676668904
hahahaha what the fuck is that supposed to be, a baby carrot with white spray paint on it?
Still waiting for those paige white nudes
At least my penis isnt this
