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SSSSHHHhhhhh! Singles: It heard you Dubs: You found a place

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SSSSHHHhhhhh!

Singles: It heard you

Dubs: You found a place to hide! You're safe, for now.

Trips: You've wounded it! (2 wounds to kill)

Quads: You've jettisoned it into space!
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>>676632951
roll
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HEY GUYS!!!!!! BE!!!!! VERY!!!!! VERY!!!!!!!! VERY!!!!!!!! QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pls
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>>676632951
THREAD OVER MAN THREAD OVER!
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>>676632951
Roll
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>>676632951
Pls dubs..
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Test roll
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>>676633585
Fuck...
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Die, xenos scum!
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>>676632951
>Hiding
>Not facing the ultimate prey.
*condescending clicks*
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I ain't scared a no space nigger
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>>676633800
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>>676632951
faggot im ellen ripley
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Fuck... better run
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>>676632951
Dont die god damn it
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>>676633344
thread is done
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>>676633888
Ha!
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Hahaaaaah fuck.
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Dirty xeno scum
FOR THE EMPRAH
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get away from her you bitch!
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>>676632951
get away from her you bitch!
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mouth penis
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>>676632951
FUCK YA XENO-COCKSUCKER!
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cunt
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>>676633888
I says I AINT A SCARED A NO SPACE NIGGER
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DEATH TO FAGGOT
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Come you Xeno scum!
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Roll
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>>676632951
check em
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>>676632951
ALALALALALALALAL
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>>676632951

FUCK OFF!!
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>>676632951
roll X2
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>>676632951
gotta go fast
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BRING IT!
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>>676635112
One off. But I still ain't scared of them space monkeys
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Im so scared
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i got thisguys
hes rip now
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C'mon I'm here
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not a faggot
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>>676632951
rollin that shit nigger
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I still know a bitch when I see one *puff*
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..
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RAWL
gbyhbin
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Get the nigger first
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Probably dead
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Fuck
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Well shit
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Bring it bitch!!
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>>676632951
im feeling strong, bring it on ugly!
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I should've put this phone on silent...
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>>676632951
Die, you sonofa - BOOM!!!
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Illegal alien scum. Build space wall.
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>>676635984
welp, guess im not making it to movie #2
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RIP me
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>>676632951

Witness me
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>>676636000
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>>676632951

They mostly come at night....... mostly
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Pls lord
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spacefag
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>>676636000
>>676633888

He did it!
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>>676633888
>>676636000
Gj fgts
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I embrace death but also I chose the easy path
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hahahaha allahu akbar my friend
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>>676636164
Witnessed!
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I'm inmortal. Roll
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come at me !
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>>676632951
Well fuck
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Shit shit shit!!!
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WAHAHAHAHA
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>>676632951
I'm just gonna run and hide real quick
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Well we killed the drone but now we have to kill the queen!

dubs only pisses her off

4 trips to kill and quads jettisons her out
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>>676636495
I'd rather not. That is, if it's alright with you, sir.
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>>676636888
Well, shit.
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>>676632951
of fuck nigger there's nowhere to run and this 1 fucker means that earth is now infested by these cunts
we're fucked
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>>676636770

KAKAROOOOTTTT
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>>676632951
hey i need to make a decision so imma roll itt

odds i go get liquor
evens i say fuck it and stay home and work on my thesis for a little longer and smoke more fucking horrid bong resin

dubs i stop worrying about getting molly for friday or going to the show tomorrow night and just pick up an 8th tomorrow and smoke the rest of my weed tonight
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>>676636770

Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures......
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GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!
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>>676637065
rolling
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>>676636770
gear up marines
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>>676632951
ayyyy lmao alien can suck my balls
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>>676632951
Well, I've made piece with my god
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>>676632951
The hunt beggin!
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4's = death
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>>676637065
trips and you smoke a bunch of tobacco through the bong. Then you clean it and smoke that resin man.
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I got this.
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>>676632951
GET REKT U SLIMY FUK
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GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH
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Fuck it heard me.
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I will distract it. Rip.
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>>676636677
Stupid ass alien
Fucking rambo this shit up
Calling out 7s
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>>676636888
Trip that shit!
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FIGHT ME DEMON
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Die, you sonofa- I mean, You Bi~ BOOM!!!
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roll, trips pls
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>>676637776
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kill me
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>>676636888
>>676637888
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They only come out at night, mostly...
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>>676632951
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I SAID GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH
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Not today, Sumbitch
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roll..
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>>676637776
Off b 1
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i got my swag turned on
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>>676632951
lets do this...
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Guess quads call it quits go for these trips
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>>676638005
Well time to run
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>>676636888
>>676637888
Fatality
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Gimmeh trips for theh emperrroorrRrR!
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3s and it comes back to life
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Fucking space fleas
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Die space bitch
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Fuck you, Sumbitch!
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I've got this
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>This thread
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DON'T WORRY GUYS YAMCHA'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAY !!!
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fuvk
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Fuuuck yoouu!
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>Fuking cancer
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fuuuuuuu
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>Alien is already dead
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I got this.
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>>676638221
I won
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Boom.
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>Oy
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8888
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>>676639117
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Imma fuck it up, behold!
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>>676638850
Cool. Why the fuck are you posting then?
I'll tell you why I am. I wanna see if the dude finishes his thesis, jerks off, or buys molly for the weekend. Or, if he just smokes the rest of his shit tonight and buys another eighth tomorrow.
Please.
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Check these trips

Also getting trump to build us a fort

Pic related
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have mercy dear lord
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>>676639178
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>>676639447
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>>676632951
Chill down i got dis.
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>>676639515
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Quiet, please.
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>>676639555
One more trips

Btw check em
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>>676639444
Witness the glory of mankind!
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Rolling
I hope I don't piss myself, wouldn't want to die in pissy jeans
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>>676632951
rollerino
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>>676639663
Reroll
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>>676639444
>>676639555
>>676637888
>>676636000
>>676633888
>>676636888
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>>676639555
>>676639444
TRIPS.
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THROW THE MEMES!
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>>676639742
Oh wait nvm we killed the queen

WE GOT THIS /b/! WE'RE PROFESSIONAL ALIEN HUNTERS
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cool beans
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/b/

Professional alien hunters


Roll out anons!
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NANOMACHINES SON
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xDDDD
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Ebin
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>>676633133
Triple doubles. You're safe for a long ass time
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>>676640349
just kidding, check'em
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Can't catch me on my Roller Skates.
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Rolll
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>>676640685
It heard me
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>>676632951
boom shakalaka
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>>676632951
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K
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>>676632951
for mother Russia
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>>676632951
...
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>>676632951
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>>676632951
Llor
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>>676632951
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE QUIET
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>>676632951
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCH


quads get
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>>676632951
Gotta go fast!
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>>676632951
come and get me you bitch!
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