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>No cheating you cucks
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To wszystko prawda co napisałaś. Papa
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k5tCLFyWyk
Pls, don't insult me
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FRSFxHkkXX
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_Massacre_%28video_game%29
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>676628167
Old pasta is old
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https://youtu.be/qdUr7-MaFRU
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>>676628167
Richi Phelps top lel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IaIfsx1hro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICtUbPKqUTY
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>I have no regrets
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>>676628155
Check'd
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I don't even remember this
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>>676595445
I'm just glad my dad married a Dutch woman, man. They'te exactly the same height. I'm gonna thank them tomorrow for making me so tall and handsome.
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god damn manlets when will they learn
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>>676628888
CHECKED
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>>676628888
Holy mother of Quads
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#89814
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>>676628956
Will I have the gold?
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http://www.cliphunter.com/w/2500151/Marica_Magica_An_Epic_Anime_Fantasy_Suck_Fuck_Fest
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>>676627152
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"
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Verrrry fAst fRogGo mOvinG aT incredIbly fAst sPEeds
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>>676627152

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3fAYpSVfk#

I loved this.
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Get those tiny pussy balls out of here.
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Bernard-Henri Lévy
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୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
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Dhalsim clapping animated gif).
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>>676627152
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私は頻繁に血を排尿します
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkLrr9Ydl9g
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Lucas Bros Moving Co
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>>676628888
WITNESSED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZev8WoeFO4
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¿Qué carajo es lo que acabas de mierda decir de mí, pequeña perra? Voy a tener que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas en Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y yo soy el francotirador superior en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mí, pero sólo otro objetivo. Yo te limpie la mierda a cabo con precisión los gustos de los cuales nunca se ha visto antes en esta Tierra, marca mis putos palabras. ¿Cree que puede salir a decir que mierda para mí a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías en los EE.UU. y su IP está siendo rastreado en este momento por lo que es mejor prepararse para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con la pequeña cosa patética que llame a su vida. Estás hombre muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo soy ampliamente entrenado en el combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar su lamentable culo de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si tan sólo pudiera haber sabido lo profano retribución a su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez le haya poseído su puta lengua. Pero no podía, que no lo hizo, y ahora está pagando el precio, Maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Estás hombre muerto, chico.
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>>676627152
sorry im high + i drank 3 martaritas i need to sleep
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I am aware that it is only available in French.
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brent hinds
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>>676629276

vargotape?
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>>676629413
Not surprised. I've been spamming Twitter with links and videos all day. I just think: Compare the audio with Michelle and Ben and watch Ben Terris closely in the video and see if there's anything suspicious about how he walks right the fuck past her.
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http://m.jav68.me/watch/caribbeancom-011814-525-debut-vol-10-shinoda-yu-14178
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7-LstEd1Ak
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w.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/do-you-live-in-a-bubble-a-quiz-2/
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>>676627152
http://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw
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l0.0l
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any young wicklow sluts
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>>676628888
Dear god. The quads. They actually happened

>mfw
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>>676628888
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says the newfag
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https://youtu.be/opL5zRhqX7k
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You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.

You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.

You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.

Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
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>>676627152
The Taking of Deborah Logan
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYapdNmVex/
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>>676627152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1awwMhYhIRE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T3ylXlQmtQ&index=2&list=PLW9wGPsKAyYaRmAJWQwin7sGf43_W_0kT
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Did Xanax make you crazy or was it just me?
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Plan
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>>676630735
When niggers riot
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>>676627152
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DGBZ-V58FUM-5S7L o shit
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>>676627152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM
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Hailey Bunnell
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clipboard is empty

sorry famm
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악의 제국을 무자비하게 초토화해버릴것이다
미국과 그 추종세력들이 유엔안전보장리사회를 도용하여 대조선《제재결의》 제2270호를 강압채택한데 이어 저마끔 일방적인 《제재》조치들을 발표하면서 반공화국《제재》압살책동에 더욱 악랄하게 매달리고있는 꼴이 엄지개 짖어대니 강아지들이덩달아짖어대는 꼴이다.

구태여 묻는다면 우리가 국제법에 준하여 인공지구위성을 쏴올렸는데 《제재결의》란 무슨 궤변인가.

어느 나라나 능력이 있으면 저마다 쏴올리는것이 위성일진대 조선에서 발사하는 위성만이 부당하다고 줴치는자들이 얼마나 오만무례한가. 이 나라 과학자들은 우주과학도 연구해선 안되고 이 땅의 주인들은 최첨단기술의 덕을 보아서도 안된다는론리야말로참으로 건방진 수작이 아닐수 없다.

우리 공화국을 반대하여 벌리는 미국과 그 추종세력들의 《제재》책동과 침략전쟁연습행위는 사상 그 류례를 찾아볼수 없는 가장 잔인한것이다.

그러나 미국과 그 추종세력들은 반공화국《제재》책동과 전쟁소동이 악랄해질수록 우리의 자강력과 핵억제력, 천만군민의증오심만을더욱 증폭시킬뿐이라는것을 똑바로 알아야 한다.
만일 침략자들이 우리를 기습타격하려는 사소한 움직임이라도 보이는 경우 우리 천만군민은 산악같이 떨쳐일어나 다지고다져온무진막강한 군사적위력, 단호한 핵선제타격으로 악의 제국을 무자비하게 초토화해버릴것이다.
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>>676627152
Whatever
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Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.
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>>676632846
No bullshit. I was putting it through Google translate yesterday.

It's PRK propaganda lol
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>>676627152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8-miTuXkOE
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>>676632965
Wow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
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>>676627152
Walter Ayoví - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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1107 hazeltine Blvd
Chaska mn 55318
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.tv/yordlz
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>>676627152
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mmMMMM u know whAT REALLY GETS me gOIN ‼️ is thEM ALIENS up in that GALAx Y where that mmMMMMmm MILKY waY IS‼️ they CUM here to ABDUCT US seND THis to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your fELLOW hUMANS and jusT MAYBe u will get proBED with that THICC ALIEN DICK IF U DONT, the alien DADDIES will DROP U OUT THE SPACESHIP and you will be left floatING in SPACE with no EXTRATERRESTRIAL DICK IN YA COOCHIE
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>>676627152
Lester Brown,
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Humans are born to live. From the moment you are thrown into the universe, you breathe, eat, drink, procreate- it is what we do as living organisms. But why would one procreate, yet alone find a reason to stay alive, without something to stay alive for? Humans don't stay alive for the sake of survival, but rather for the sake of things that bring purpose. Religion, art, music, love- in an endless oblivion of darkness in space, humans are the only species primitive enough to care. You must do what you love. The best things in life will always end in conflict- that is why humans are primitive. Fuck this planet; it is a piece of shit, seriously. If I cannot return to space, then I will snort coke until I die.
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>>676623197
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5159imju2Q
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https://youtu.be/gwLufaTK29s

Happy to share, fellow kids.
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https://youtu.be/wo62NTsqcUg
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>>676627152
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7nkrij5txhkvwj8/AAAsN977szc_F7H3pnXiLiLba
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V4GCB-DMKWB-Y8FX9-DM67M-2VT26


its an authentication key for age of empires the complete edition, or galactic empires: 2 the ultimate edition either one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N49FM-Xods
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http://cbs12.com/news/local/police-man-attacks-ex-girlfriend-with-car
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdh0TeGNsTw
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“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”
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http://watchxxxfree.com/jessica-jaymes-xxx-jessica-jaymes-mackenzee-pierce/
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spank me daddy, i need to be punished X3
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Intro:
Hook: As the bookcase hiding the door to the Annex creaks open, the occupants hold their breath, unsure what lies beyond. Footsteps come up the stairs, and with a smile, Mr. Koophuis’ head peeks out from around the corner. The entire Annex breathes a sigh of relief, as he holds a basket of rations and the daily newspaper. Everyday, not even wavering once, Mr. Koophuis repeats this routine, spreading a little more happiness into the grim lives of those who live in the Annex, even if it meant risking his freedom.

Thesis: Mr. Koophuis was the bravest member of the entire Annex. Not only did he protect his coworker and family and provide them with amenities, he also showed enormous amounts of bravery, and sacrificed some of his own luxuries so that they were more comfortable.

T.S. Mr. Koophuis was the linchpin of the Secret Annex. Without his guidance and help, the members of the Annex would have surely been shipped off to a concentration camp long ago.


Fact: Mr. Koophuis risked his life to save his coworker’s f
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>>676627152
-rep
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netsh winsock reset catalog
netsh int ip reset reset.log
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>>676627152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVZX946-AgQ
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Things Happen-MiLL3R by MiLL3R https://soundcloud.com/emilio-miller-1/things-happen-mill3r on #SoundCloud
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>>676630164
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Without the Dark, there can be no Light,
We have purpose
Without the Lie, there can be no Truth,
We have purpose
Without the War, there can be no Victory,
We have purpose
Without the Death, there can be no sacrifice,
We have purpose
Without the Hope there can be no Future,
We have purpose
Without the Loyalty there can be no one chapter,
We have purpose
Without the Emperor, there is nothing,...
And we would have no purpose

Book of the Astronomican, page 71
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vamale_692005 (10:36:35 PM): I cant wait to see how your pussy feels filled with dog cum
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http://prntscr.com/alsp38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTTX6Wlf1Y

Cant remember why.
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IGalixityUpdated
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>be me
>fag brother smol like hobbit
>made a machine that blew shit up
>killed my friend
>friend comes back, now oldfag
>oldfag kills hobbit
>now have to kill oldfag with iceman powers
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you know you didn't get that haircut and a man's barber shop
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>be me many moons ago
>ambitious driven af
>make it in the world
>mindonmymoney.jpg
>King of fucking universe. Shit bows to me. I'm am shitlord
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>>676634922
Dubs! I did it my fag brothers!
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www.filthyfrank.net
Wow, I'm a faggot
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>>676628167
Ok theres so much fucking bullshit in that little post I dont even know where to being, but here goes:

1. top of my class in the navy seals- I dont even think you graduated highschool.
2. Numerous secret raids on al quaeda- So what did bin ladens cock taste like?
3. 300 confirmed kills- Check my previous statement. Thats a lot of cocks.
4. Gorilla warfare? Its guerilla warfare you stupid fucking mouth breather.
5. Secret network of spies- I'll wait on my porch with a shotgun and a baseball bat for you and your boyfriends. Come at me bro.
6. The shit about the storm- yeah thats so fucking scary Im laughing. you should be a poet or something, fag.
7. I can kill you in over 700 ways. I dont care how many sex toys and buttplugs you have, Im not interested.
8. And thats just with my bare hands- If your mind is that set on getting me, you can use your mouth too.
9. Access to the arsenal of the marine corps- I thought you said you were a seal.


All in all, youre a fucking moron. Please dont besmirch the name of the Unites states armed forces by pretending to be one of them. Good day, faggot
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>>676634990
You came from that thread too
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Black People: normal civilizated people, just black.
Nigger: non-civilizated black people, smoke weed 24/7, rob stores.
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https://youtu.be/6T0zrwEmKwk
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253289 I think it was for an onion or something but idk
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ts3server://nyc01.mainvoice.net?port=7529
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zAZeyCIqO4
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