ITT: Badly describe video games, other anon's have to guess what it is v2
I'll start
>wake up at home
>go to doctor
>sit down in chair
>wake up again
>where is everybody?
EMERGENCY BUMP
>picture unrelated
>>676626681
Fuck you and your thread
Cool music
fucking everything up
die
die
die
nuke fucks everyone
the end
>>676627471
Hotline Miami 2
>>676626681
Soma.
>>676626681
>You are the vehicle, or are you
>named after/ along side its game engine
>best racer made
>best vidja game sound track
shoot off zombies duirng the day
FUCK MY LIFE reparing barricade
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KILLED HIM ACROS
MY BARRICADE?
>space police
>nazi bugs enslave nigger bears
>head nazi bug is actually nigger
>>676626681
SOMA
>>676627657
it wasnt that hard
>>676626681
>are you ready Parker
>Parker, blow it
>Parker, do this, Parker do that
>autistic mage summons alpha demon
>throw axes and shit everywhere
>>676627891
Last Stand 1&2
>>676626681
>all thise iither creatures are tasty meals, but me and my kind, thats too far.
>im also a janitor.
>>676628436
you won the prize
>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>>676627852
That is correct.
>go on mission for some agency
>in a city full of sandniggers
>run on roofs
>night is scary
>"Stop guys my brother didn't actually fuck everything up"
>other brother fucks starts fucking everything up
>go to earth and hell and shit
>fuck up other brother
>do illegal shit w/ friends
>"die"
>commit a mass shooting
>die
>break basic laws cause cops suck in this city
>comit mass shooting
>die
>meet up w/ old friends
>commit more mass shootings
>die
>do more illegal shit
>commit a mass shooting
>die
>commit a mass shooting
die
>buy all the good shit
>commit a mass shooting
>die
>commit a mass shooting
>escape
>commit a mass shooting
>die
>friend kill me
>actually die
>>676626681
>reapers
>see reapers
>smarties
>baz
>berjoyzee
>pop-up bomb
>imma throw my dino kids at you
>everyones british
>a better, 3rd person Halo, before Halo was made.
>>676628652
Dying light
Easy
russian fallout
>>676628452
Oddworld
>Be raccoon orphan
>Pops and Moms got smackdown from evil robit
>You defeated the owl but a bunch of "spice distributors" have stolen its parts for use in expanding their "spice" trade
>>676628696
Darksiders 2?
I haven't even played it lel
>big guy tries to cuck you
>jump through paintings
>>676628808
Metro
>>676628711
Gta V.
>>676628647
Kingdom Hearts 2
>employee in big-ass company
>press buttons all day
>>676628196
>you're coming with me miner
>You are in a forest.
>>676628924
Yes
Fun game, give it a try
>>676629002
Mario 64
>>676629084
Slenderman
>>676628873
Sly 2: Band of Thieves
>>676629002
Super Mario 64
>>676628808
Stalker
>Jason
>JASON
>JASOOON
>jason
>>676629124
Yep
>>676629298
Cod Black Ops
>>676629084
Forest?
>>676629163
Dude, so glad someone else out there knows about the game
> wtf is a splitter
> nigger biters gtfo
> build a rocket to
> SPÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
wife in house
wife not in house
wife in hospital
wife not in hospital
wife in stadium
wife not in stadium
wife in lab
wife acctually in lab
shes infected
die together
>die
>>676628761
Guess I have to make things harder.
>wake up in forest
>looking for girl
>everything is black and white
>everything wants to kill me
>>Be nigger
>>Steal bikes
>>get shoot
>>676626681
>Brian Cox tried to kill you with Smileys
>do i smell bacon?
>>676629363
that's mason you fucking noodlehead
>Sega franchise
>yu Suzuki
>they killed my dad
>story will never come to a end because last game will never be made
>>676629396
I guess Dark Souls?
>>676629055
Stanley parable?
>>676629363
Nope
>>676628711
Gta5
> be Californian faggot
> went through college, bored
> south east asian vacation
> suddenly pirates
> I hate this place I just want my friends back
> holy shit
> I love this place fuck my friends
>>676629423
San Andreas
>>676629423
Real life
Gonna go banana all the way
Go on a jurney with idiot friends
Die all the time
No vampires around
>>676629389
Last stand 3
>>676629552
right
>>676629566
i like how you think
>>676629538
Far Cry 3
Newfags need to get gooder games
>>676629298
haevy rain
>>676629405
I dont know
Do mine fag
>>676629387
>>676629405
limbo
>>676629084
Firewatch
>>676629689
Yup
>>676629482
Is it like shenmu or some other Asian ass game
It's this first person shooter, right? And your American military, right? And there's all these guys who want to kill you and america and shit, so you got to go to their country with your buddies and your guns and your missiles n shit, and protect the shit out of america by blowing away everything that moves..
>>676626681
>have to be happy all dei e'ry dei
>not happy? die
>take drugs
>Inside coma patient
>Shoot music to wake her up
>Trippy as fuck
>>676629687
> gooder
Kek
>>676629740
Nice, good one. Was a great game.
>>676629737
I have no fucking clue.
>>676629781
You got it right buddy
>join server
>"FUCKING CUNT I BET YOU FUCK NIGGERS IN YOUR SLEEP"
>"huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
>"taco bell sucks ass:
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"hey i got a special weapon with special shit that i paid 7k so im obviously the best"
>"shit shit shit"
>"fucking noob i said the bomb was at BANANA not fucking APPLE noobs suck ass"
>"я не говорю на самом деле России"
>"PEOPLE LIKE YOU RUIN THIS GAME"
>
>leave match
>buy knife for $500
>instantly praised and called a pro
this is too damn obvious
>>676629482
except they just did a kickstarter for number 3 my nigga
>>676629024
yup
>>>>676629917
csgo
>>676629917
csgo
>>676629874
Fucking aye, I played limbo too
Its fairly new the game, may or may not be hihest on steams ratings.
>>fucking feeder
>>676629917
banjo kazooie
>>676629917
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Notice how it said "Badly describe video games"
>>676629538
Far Cry
>>676629917
Cs go they ruins this game
>>676629917
Keep talking and Nobody Explodes
>>676627879
>Kinetica
>>676628196
>Red Faction
>>676628452
>Oddworld
>>676628744
>Giants: Citizen Kabuto
>>676629469
>manhunt
>get into car accident
>where am I, what's happening?
>flashback reminds me I am in a wheelchair
>kill doctor and best female friend
>commit suicide
I need to roll for something unrelated to this thread
sorry
>>676629405
Limbo
>kill oodles
>curse lots
>get laid
>teleport
>shoot nazi
>buy things
>git strong
>circle zombies
>kill
>repeat
>>676628289
Gauntlet legends/dark legacy.
multiplayer
multicolor
multiheist
>>676630134
Silent hill something?
Hats
So
Many
Hats
>In garage
>see meteor
>become friends
>fight crime
>go to planets with a dog and a duck
>fight monsters
>look for my maybe gf? nobody knows
Should be easy.
>>676630338
tf2
>>676630195
cod world at war?
>>676630338
Team Fortress 2
>>676630191
Call of duty zombies
>play as bounty hunter
>have to pay for surgery with money from hunts
>last member of species alive
>>676630338
team fortress
>>676630191
Cod zombies
>>676630338
Tf2
>>676630338
Battleblock theater
>>676630421
thats fuckin right
>>676630254
Nope, hint: it's a standalone mod on Steam.
>sleeper agent
>everyone is sick
>newyork
>crash on island with son
>shit
>crazy tribe niggers want me dead
>some crazy tribe niggers also have 8 legs
>need to find son
>still haven't found son
>>676630402
oops wrong reply
>>676630195
Ye man
>>676630572
Division
wake up
i like my house
da fuq you sayn radio
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
wake up
sink baby
>>676630572
Infamous
> what the fuk bunny for pres
> kill cunts for bunny
> bunny is pres
> get betrayed by bunny
>>676630591
The forest
2ez
>sick of everything
>kill people
>>woodcutting lvl max
>>676630591
Forest
>>676626681
Jinx, stands for Jinx
>>676630591
Forest
Or nigger island
>>676630591
The Forest. 136 hours of my life I'll never get back.
>>676630714
yep
>>676630338
Meme foretress 2
>>676630675
Silent Hill PT
>>676630717
hatred
>>676626681
>cry shit away
>get coat hanger through skull
>stronger with hanger
>>676630717
Hatred
>its the 80s
>am i crazy?
>murdermurdermurdercomamurdermurder
>Spray paint
>Pirated music
>Cops trying to murder you
>BLOCKS
