Name one advantage of being fat.
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Name one advantage of being fat.
>>676598450
keeps you warm
Harder to kidnap
>>676598450
can't be raped by sandniggers
You float
>>676598450
>being fat
You dont have to spend time making people go away
>>676598450
You tried fatally stabbing a fatty lately?
Less likely to get raped
>>676598450
You can sit on people to assert dominance while you jerk off onto their faces.
>>676598450
Mobility scooters
As long as you have water it takes longer for you to starve to death, thats kinda the whole point for when things get hard.
You should ask name one advantage of being fat in 2016.
>>676598450
Less likely to be raped
>>676598450
Save money on condoms.
>>676598951
>implying
>>676598925
this
People try to ignore you.
the ability of being absolutely unfuckable.
Can roll faster than walk.
>>676598450
easier to be hated by everyone
Stronger Legs
you are op
You can hold shit between the underside of your stomach and pelvic region
Feminism
Dem gainz
>>676598450
For some reason, these millennial faggots like fat women. I think it's because they are weak and want mommy.
>>676599209
>doesn't require a driving license to go roll on the highway
You can gut-bonk people on the head
You can cosplay as Chris Chan
can't be convicted for murder.
they assume you can't leave the house.
Disability checks
Scooter everywhere
Best parking in the mall
Helper monkey
>>676598450
tougher to kidnap
You don't need much water to fill your bathtube i guess?
>>676599481
Good point. They also don't know what curvy means.
>>676598450
can double as a wrecking ball
>>676598450
Significantly lower chances of serious injury in a car crash
Why do you think you see so many aborigines with pot bellies? When they were making emigrating long distances during famines only the tribe members with slower metabolisms survived - the fat uns'. In an end of the world scenario where foods scarce, presuming you're not being hunted for bloodsport or your man meats, having a bit more meat on you could help.
>>676598925
I don't know, I've seen sandniggers rape cows. Figure fat chicks arent any harder
>>676599831
Holy crap! Really?
>>676598450
If you ever get cancer you can handle the treatment better.
>>676600044
or any faster
>>676599699
Cont...
Sjw leader
Can easily over power any tough guy establishing as alpha
Get the chicks
>>676600091
No shit. Something like 80% less likely to be seriously injured. I still hate fat shits though
>>676600091
ye if you weight 200lbs the car can't accelerate to a high enough speed to hurt you
>>676598450
You can absorb more alcohol
>>676598835
Genuinely laughed out loud. Well done anon
>>676600279
Fuckin kekt
>>676598450
You're harder to kidnap.
You have more cushion for the pushin'
>>676598450
>launch into orbit
>its gravity attracts asteroids to deflects or absorbs collision to earth
>get fucked Bruce Willis
>>676600275
>>676600279
Well shit nigga! Time to start bulking.
personal sjw army to defend you when someone makes fun of your appendages
A smaller visible penis due groinal blubber cushions, if you're into that.
>>676600392
not pushin' so much as pullin', pullin' yo fat ass out of the bath again cos you got yo self stuck again
>>676598450
The entire world lowers it's expectations and standards for you.
>>676600608
i think thats only aisan women
>>676599973
distended bellies on aborigines and starving Africans is a hallmark of starvation. death is soon after.
Protected by the commercial whaling moratorium
Inherently kinky ways to be fucked, like belly-sex.
>>676598450
bullet sponge
>>676598450
You dont need a wrecking ball to destroy a house...
>>676600936
oh god that sounds gross
>>676600630
beep beep - fat ass removal comin thru
2 words: Chubby thread
>>676598450
I seen a fast food ad that showed that fat people are harder to kidnap.
You may have to pay twice, but you get to sit alone on crowded flights
When you do a bomb into the pool the splash is always huge
>>676598450
If you're fat enough, you don't have to do anything all day, you get govt money, and people have to wash you and bring you your food and take care of you
easy life
>>676598450
You got more strength ,compared to a thin person of your size
Bigger, natural breast
>>676600525
kek
>>676601188
double dubs are boring as fuck.
faggot
>>676601279
This makes me soo mad.
>>676601257
Yeah but it'll take a crane to get you out
>>676601069
>>676601161
2 more words: sick fucks
When you get shot the bullets ricochet off of you.
>>676598450
Zero chance of std's.
>>676600811
no it's true. i'm newly fat and have noticed that my flaccid penis is at least 2" shorter now, due to the fat over my mons pubis.
Everything comes to you by your gravitational pull.
>>676601602
Kekd
>>676598450
It increases the odds of huge tits in females
>>676598450
body armor
People post my pic on /b!
>>676599338
Triggered.
>>676601411
me too bro it fucking sucks
>>676601279
This....is actually the only positive. I see nothing else that's good
cheaper clothes? how come nobody mentioned this before?
>>676601585
>>676601615
wow didn't know that, well when you say newly fat are you just in a trial period and seeing how it suits you
>>676600844
You wot m8?
>>676598450
Anyone with an ounce of common sense would run from you out of fear of being eaten. What a horrendous beast
>>676601948
Tarps aren't very cheap
>>676599481
Yah idk about that. 25 and fat women can fuck off.
But hey I guess theres always been chubby chasers out there.
>>676598825
Fatfag here. It doesn't.
COLD RESIST
REDUCED FALL DAMAGE
PROJECTILE REFLECT
>>676602089
Cheaper than levis... not to mention the fact that they don't make levis in size hamplanet.
>>676602043
i am diagnosed as clinically insane and i have no problem with issuing my cock to her mouth even if it gets eaten.
If you get lost,your body will get nourished by all of your fat
Guilt free cuisine.
>>676598450
Can't conduct electricity.
>>676602014
no, i'm fat now because i'm on a medication that I take for disease. for now it's either be fat (meds), or die (no meds). i'm not sure which I prefer yet.
>>676602435
You are one crazy mother fucker. And I love you for it, senpai.
>>676598450
You get to really sit around the house.
>>676601012
feels good man
fat people are physically and mentally ill and should be treated as such.
if they deny treatment they should get no benefits at all.
we don't need fat acceptance as much as we don't need heroin acceptance.
i don't give a shit if you die from niggeraids in some crack den, because it is your choice, but i give a shit if we propagate this degenerate behaviour as acceptable or even normal.
a toxic and degenerate lifestyle is nothing to be proud of.
>>676601948
This isn't necessarily true. They just usually buy walmart tier clothes because quality brand clothing for that size is incredibly expensive, pretty sure every online retailer charges more starting at 3X.
> inb4 I know because I buy 3X or bigger
>>676602025
that is not a distended belly. that is a fatass African tribal chief and a nigga.
>>676598450
they can take my dick better
the fat chick i used to fuck would come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
You can be a mall Santa.
>>676602886
Does the medicine make you eat more or prevent you from exercising, or are you just using it as an excuse?
>>676603141
nah bro actually where i live xxxl clothes dont get sold for a while so they drop in price until some fat fuck finds and buys them
>>676599481
Citation needed
I had an obese friend who tried riding a crotch rocket bike and couldn't handle it. He was thrown into a tree at a high rate of speed and sustained very few serious injuries. Doctors said a person of normal bmi would've died. So literally more cushion for the pushin
>>676598450
Hard to kidnap?
>>676600044
>>676600144
>harder
>better
faster
stronger
>>676598450
Cutting the line at Disneyland
>>676602925
>>676603125
this. being fat, I accept that there's a physical component to my obesity.
i'll never have to resort to benefits, but i'd take any medical care to mitigate my weight. sadly, my weight is solely due to my medication, and there's only 1 medication for my disease.
>>676603433
oh you're playing doctor now, that's fun
>>676598450
People with you are totally under your control. You set the pace and benifit from the pity
>>676603680
'Devouring' the line at Disneyland.
>>676603433
Might be something that seriously affects his sodium or thyroid. I was on a super high dose of lithium when I was younger and it made me gain a ton of weight. I'd take potentially kill myself out of tendency rather than definitely kill myself from being extremely fat
You are scientifically proven to be more bout ant in water. Had everyone on the Titanic been extremely fat, not only might it have saved their lives, but the extra layers of fat would also have prevented heat loss, and starvation while floating out at sea.
Those that DID survive the Titanic were all above average weight. Look it up.
>>676603744
Unlesd you have Cant Lose Weight Syndrome, I call bullshit
>>676603842
It's a legitimate question lardo.
You can blend in with americans
>>676598825
only when moving
I bet at least half of us here are self-deprecating.
>>676603564
Dang man, 'Merica even?
>>676598450
survive longer without food
Enough reserves to survive auschwitz
>>676599112
>>>676598450
>Less likely
Doubt a rapist will go through the trouble of bringing an elephant down.
>>676603988
check'd also kek
>>676603680
Nowadays there are so many Horkers trying to cut the line by saying they're handicapped for being fat, that there is basically a fat line at every exit. The lines are the same distance, but there are far less people in the fatty line
>>676603645
More Than
Hour
Our
Never
Ever
After
Work is
Over
>>676604095
When it comes to being a landwhale there are only two options, self deprication and self righteousness, the latter only works if you're a feminist.
>>676604117
but won't survive longer in general
>>676603125
My nigga!
>>676604117
then why do they always eat so often
>>676598450
NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN KUNG FU PANDA
>captcha:pick all of the pancakes
>>676604322
Work it
Harder
Make it
Do it
Faster
Makes us
More than
Ever
Hour
Our
Work is
Never over
More clothing per dollar
>>676604040
Unless you wanna be a professional criminal, I hardly see a benefit to that
fat here
>thermal insulation: i can wear a small coat in -30 celcius and be alright
>comfyness: most chairs are more comfy because of my ass, also i can rest both my hands on my gut if gaming with a controller
>buoyancy: in water i lay on my back and float
>not giving a fuck: eat what you want and dont feel any regret (exept stomach burns when you time your meals badly)
I can hit a KFC with a friend , go gaming and order pizza then in the morning go for a ton of bacon and eggs and carry on with my day
Jollyness: Doesnt apply to chicks mostly but dudes that dont give a fuck are mostly happy.
>>676604477
because their body is addicted and trained to get much food, they are always hungry.
>>676602025
>>676604608
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever hour af/.
Our work is never over
>>676604926
>get much food
>>676604926
Much food, me hungry, need food!!!!!!!!!!
You can eat the patriarchy
>>676598825
Can you eat food off your chest without hands?
Skinny fag here. I really don't know much about fat.
anyone wants to cringe into oblivion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
this shit is unbearable to watch even to this day...
Karate padding
>>676602903
h-here i go...
>>676602293
Other fatfag here, it does keep you warm.
>>676605051
Work it harder
Do it faster
More than ever
Our work is never ovee
>>676599019
See this is what I like about it. Works like a charm.
>>676604884
but we're going to have heart attacks in our 30's. also we're not getting the pussy we got when we were thing.
there are no advantages to being fat. period.
>>676605836
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is mever over
>>676605743
Skinny fag here.
Does it keep you colder when you are cold?(Hard to warm up)
Like how you take a fat turkey out of the freezer and you need to let it thaw for about a day?
If you jump of a tall building you have a higher chance of dying.
>>676605225
i don;t think thats possible because the bigger your chest gets the bigger your neck does
>>676605743
too warm, i'm always sweating.
>>676599020
I all thought it would be like stabbing a giant gummy bear...
>>676601760
And huge everything else..
>>676605933
the no sex is only on you, its not your fat , its your charisma and mental state.
I have a friend who went from fat to ridiculously ripped but hes still an awkward fuck that has no self esteem, so he gets nothing.
>>676606128
Maybe you're right, what about using man-titties as a cup holder? Are they able to do that?
>>676606089
no, good question though. being fat, our hearts are pretty taxed and unhealthy. although for some reason I warm up quicker now.
I used to be super skinny until I hit 30. might have eaten a sandwich per day. watch out for metabolism. It sneaks up on you with age.
>>676599234
keep telling urself that
>>676606425
Being obese also affects your blood flow. Erectile dysfunction is a lot more common among overweight males than healthy ones. So it's not purely lack of charm or mindset.
>>676606436
you have a wonderful mind sir but no i don't think you can use man titties as a cup holder
>>676598450
You will die early and find true happiness in death
>>676606425
that's a good point. i'll grant you that. I know fat dudes that get ridiculous pussy. my obesitah has fucked with my self confidence, i'm learning how to adapt to it - and trying to defeat it at the same time.
Lower chance of being kill in a car wreck, but weather that's a pro can be debated.
You don't have to worry about your leftovers.
>>676599234
I can outrun you, anywhere.
On rocks, in water, up stairs, down stairs, long distance, short sprint, uphill, downhill, you name it.
Except freefall because you obviously got gravity on your side
>>676599234
even stronger if you worked out and lost weight
>>676606783
i came here for mocking fatties not a feels thread :'(
>>676606854
Forgot to include this:
Strong legs are useless if you can't use the performance.
If you have car A, and car B which has an engine two times as powerful as A but weighs 3x the weight of B, then car A has better performance
>>676605271
>you can't actually tell someone's lifestyle or health by looking at them
>i think there is so much health focus in our country that i call it healthism
what the literal fuck?
it is absolutely disgusting that we invite these dellusional hambeasts into open debates.
it's like inviting a cancer patient in denial, who tells other people that cancer is alright and should be accepted and remain untreated, because being healthy is oppressive and unethical.
>>676606854
You forgot rolling down a hill.
>>676607315
Idk about that, fatty sure has a lot of surface friction like a flat tire.
>>676598450
Uhhh, you'd last slightly longer if there's another holocaust?
>>676607242
also you have damaged joints much earlier.
>>676607413
But more weight means more momentum.
hard to kidnap
more likely to survive impacts and wounds
can sit comfortably on anything
float in water
dont get so cold
could survive longer without food
more room for tattoos
>>676607246
your grammar is atrocious.
however, it's reasonable to assume that every obese person is unhealthy, and is deathly ill. obesity must be aggressively pursued and vanquished in the west.
reasonable, educated obese persons, like myself, are open to debate - but not your ridicule. frankly you're an imbecile, and i'd rather talk to medical doctors, than to troglodytes, in regards to my obesity.
>>676598705
Underrated post...
>>676607520
Yes.
I sometimes go for a hike, with a 25 maybe 30Kg-ish backpack.
It must be horrible to be so heavy and unable to take off your weight.
>>676607479
but be genetically impure so would be first to die
>>676607520
Yeah man, I'm not disgustingly overweight but that extra strain over time leads to joints that never fucking stop creaking.
>>676607413
I've seen fatties try to roll down a hill - versus skinny persons. The obese take longer. Moreover they're always out of breath when they get to the bottom for some reason, despite no physical exertion.
>>676598450
Two words
>organic
>emeralds
>>676607692
Maybe...
HEY, FAT FUCKS, CAN WE BORROW ONE OF YOU PEOPLE FOR THE GLORY OF SCIENCE???
>>676598450
last longer on desert island
>>676607925
What you do in your spare time is up to you. I'm really not going to look to much into it. Sounds like blood sport to me!
Get new furniture more often!
go ahead and post some curvy, attractive women.
here's one, some kind of asian
>>676606854
>except freefall because you got gravity on your side
I hope this is bait and you aren't that uneducated
>>676602379
You came up with another one... Perfectly good excuse to wear sweat pants all the time
>>676607736
Kill yourself, mantits.
>>676608080
Your post number
Zero, eight, zero, eight, zero...
There must be a name for these recurring digits
>>676608160
Blood sport to be sure. You're missing out. Although finding physically-active fatties isn't the easiest hobby.
>>676608266
Well, i was thinking that fatty has so much mass it atracts the planet to itself, something i can't.
>>676599831
>>676600091
wat?
http://sph.berkeley.edu/obese-drivers-greater-risk-fatal-injury-car-crashes
>>676608041
we'll give you any tumblr sjw you desire. you will not touch /b/'s fatties (unless they fit the tumblr sjw criterion).
>>676608080
More like a 'dessert' island.
>>676599699
> helper monkey
That's a bad ass reason. Sold. I'm getting fat starting tonight.
You die sooner
>>676608298
not before I eat you and your chav/nigger/jew/muslim (pick one) family, you wretched simpleton.
>>676608588
Lost souls tend to wander.
We got some sjw fatfags here, please step forward and state your number!
>>676606854
Thin person would be faster in free-fall FYI.
Mass is irrelevant and does not equal speed, and thin people have improved aerodynamics.
>>676607736
>t. reddit
hahaha you fucking fat sperglord.
>>676607736
Sucks To be a Faggot and Fat plus a FuckTard
>>676598450
low expectations
No creepy guys will try to hit on you
>>676609012
>only creepy guys who already blew their chances with physically healthy people will hit on you
Repaired
>>676609012
You're clearly forgetting about bear culture then!
>>676606854
>terminal velocity
Seriously brah...
>>676598450
your pic is on b/
>>676607736
>frankly you're an imbecile, and i'd rather talk to medical doctors
Medicaldoctorfag here. You're fat and fat is open to ridicule as is anything else by anyone. I only speak up because you wanted an M.D. to tell you what someone else already told you. It doesn't take years of education and a residency to come to the same conclusion. You're welcome.
>>676608039
Is he gonna eat that...
>>676604477
So they are always prepared... storing calories while they are available
>>676598450
You can roll over people.
And you can act like a dick and then shove bullshit reasons why they shouldn't make fun of you in their faces and they'll buy it.
Drug smuggling.
>>676609412
Two falling objects, object A, and object B, are dropped under the same circumstances.
Object B has more gravity then the planet it's dropped on due to its enormous mass, while object A is just fine.
>>676598450
You get your money's worth at the buffet.
>>676609732
>>676598450
You will die sooner.
>>676598450
You bounce less on the moon
You wont get an std
If you're an overweight guy, generally you can find clothes that fit you than someone that's small and skinny or obscenely tipping the scale.
>inb4 tailor, as I do my own clothes but have immense difficulty in finding suiting that fits without shelling out hella dosh
you're harder to kidnap
>>676607736
MD says your fat and need help. Sums it up plumper.
>>676607736
You get a free neck pillow. And a free shower (sweat)
>>676610817
you're*
>>676598450
You don't get old.
>>676600864
kek'd
>>676599063
Some guy did this to my girlfriend years before we met
in this day and age you get pity and possibly free stuff
>>676611692
Heavy metal magazine.
>>676600279
>200 lbs
>fat
Pick one faggot. It's really an average weight for most adult men assuming they aren't of total manlet status
Actual headline from the 1990s: "Fatso Lives"
Turns out the layers of fat saved a man from being killed with a gun during an altercation in the USA.
>>676612329
not really though. most 200 lb men are pretty fat, a non-fat 200 lb man is far from average.
>>676603268
Nice meme.
>>676600317
Takes more to get drunk. Sounds like a disadvantage.
>>676599142
//thread
>>676612329
Only fat neckbeards don't realize that if you're 200 pounds, you're a fat fuck.
>>676599142
Underrated post, gratz anon
>>676598450
bigger tits
>>676612057
it sucks because we're rich and eat well, then gain weight. then peasant laborer trash like you mock us (anonymously, so we can't have you put in a shallow grave).
in the end though, i'd rather be rich and fat - and die young. than be a peasant laborer, and a schnook.
now go get your shine box, nigger.
>>676612219
Best comic ever.
>>676598450
Less chance of getting HIV... or any STD for that matter.
>>676612659
Depends on height.
> assuming they aren't of total manlet status
Manlet status is anything under 6'0 by definition and by popular opinion 6'3. A man than is 6"0 and 200 is average, a man that is 6'3 and 200 is on the low end of average.
>>676613094
Nah m8 he's just bulking up so he can become a powerlifter. He'll start lifting next year!
Can survive in colder climates with less clothing, can last longer without food, shock absorption from impacts, more flesh to tear through to get to vital arteries and organs, can block doorways you don't want plebs getting through, can part crowds and the red sea, can roll instead of walk, can glide like jesus through a supernova of tranny unicorns
>>676600279
Wanted to say that your bones fucking break even easier due to physics and acceleartion when being catapulted through the car window but you took the crown of the best fucking reply there. No nned to take this thread serious anymore, well done anon.
>>676613661
fat people can't do any of these things. that kind of exertion would cause infarction in many, if not most fat persons.
>>676598450
Going on disability after your kneecaps shatter under the pressure of a thousand suns
>>676612553
That's why I avoid the beach.
>>676613335
i bet you don't even have shoes ;)
>>676609732
So object B remains suspended and pulls planet towards it, while A, rather then falling takes orbit around B. As the planet drew closer and began subjecting A to its own gravitational forces again, A would make one final trip around B before being fired towards planet, therefore A would strike the planet first. Question answered. Simple.
>>676615217
God damn i love physics, it's been fun m8, you won
>>676612329
I'm 6'4 and 200 lbs and I'm considered skinny, although medically speaking I'm about right where I'm supposed to be. And I haven't been checked in a while but about 4 years ago I was below 6% body fat
>>676598450
You go really fast on a waterslide.
>>676598450
more cushion for the pushing
>>676616116
Meant to reply to this guy >>676612659
>>676598450
More cushion for the pushing
>>676616258
Implying fat people fall faster than skiny people
Do you even phisics?
>>676598450
People leave you the fuck alone
No need for social interaction
I generally hate fatties but looking at it that way I might consider getting fat myself.
