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would /b/ fuck? be honest
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I would
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can't judge without the rest of the body
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Post full frontal and we'll answer.
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is it contagious?

even then no, also;

>>676585619
Virgin faggot
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Ew, gross what the fuck?
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I'd fuck anything with a vagina at that point.
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>>676585756
>>676585659
that isn't op please refrain from being retarded for a day.
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Take the pill, this is hormonal acne.
But since you aren't on the pill you're probably horny 24/7, which is a plus.
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>>676585264

Yes
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No.

That's disgusting.

Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again.
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>>676585264
Absolutely yes. Check her out, if she didn't have whatever that shit is shed be hot. And those funbags, yummy.
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look like u squirt on you durong menstruation
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>>676585264
Lets be honest, there isn't anything /b/ wouldn't fuck. At the very least, play "just the tip"
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>>676585264
im gay suddenly wow
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Fuck no! What do you have aids
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>>676585841
Another virgin faggot, pay a prostitute it would be cleaner than that thing
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>>676585264
is that burnt cheese.
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She isnt fat so probably
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>>676585994
i would eat the cheese first, then fuck her
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>>676585923
>>676585932
>>676585874
Kill yourself, just fucking do it
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its /b/, this is fukken good compared to other stuff they would fuck
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feed it with streptomycin,if it doesnt help,use cream with streptomycin,the wait 3 months,put dick in it,profit.
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>>676585264

no
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>>676585923
ur suspect as fuck rofl how old and lonely are u brosef
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>>676585264
Weird that her neck is totally clean of that shit. Would fuck regardless of it if she's a nice girl.
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>>676585264
>>676585264
ITS NOT OP YOU FUCKING INBREDS;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcBxNKvykYw
look at 30 seconds in, or basic google search
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>>676585767
So you're more likely to consider it if that shit was contagious? Kinky little cunt
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>>676585264
No, looks like pizza crust that got some cheese on it and burnt a little
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Would she let me pop them? Could be the perfect girl
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I'm ending this thread.
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>>676585854

Nigger it doesn't fucking matter if it's op.. he can't judge without the rest of the body.
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>>676586292
Virgin confirmed.
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yes. *searching for condoms*
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>>676586201
see
>>676586394
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these are just sebaceous glands infected with bacetria,not contegiounes at all.
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Here she is today
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how the fuck does that even happen
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>>676585264
If I'm coming down we're lying down together and you reach over and start rubbing my cock well then that cock is going in one of your holes. There are some instances where looks just dont matter ESPECIALLY when done in secret. I just wouldn't be kissing and touching you as much around the heavy acne areas. Not cause it bothers me but it might bother you. All that being said you're an attractive women even with the acne. I'd probably fuck you if you propositioned me the right way. Clear that up and I'd fuck you no matter the situation.
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>>676586534
No, just grown out of insecure infantile bullshit.
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>>676585264
no. I have a retarded ego and am still a virgin because I'm too picky and don't want to sleep with a chick who isn't at least 8/10. I know that is way out of my league because at best I am average but idgaf I'll jerk off forever.
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>>676586124
>>they
>>implying you're not also a shit-standard betafag.
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>>676586697
THAT IS TERRIBLE, FFS
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>>676586697

sauce

thechronicles-of-accutane tumblr com/archive
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>>676586697
Total qt. Would marry.
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>>676586697
love her.
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>>676585264
well i'd like an explanation of what that is first but if it ain't bad and your not a cunt then probably.
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>>676585264
need more pics to be shure
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>>676586833
>FFS
>>>/t/umblr
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>>676586851
FUCKING HANG YOURSELF, IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY STATING THE REASON IS TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE FUCKING GENEPOOL. THEY MORE THAN LIKELY DON'T KNOW HOW FULLY OF A DISAPPOINTMENT YOU ARE AND IF THEY DO THEY NEED A FUCKING REMINDER. AND AS THE ROPE GOES AROUND YOUR NECK TELL THEM "I AM ANON, I AM A DISAPPOINTMENT TO MYSELF, MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY, AND THOSE AROUND ME. THIS SUICIDE WAS A LONG TIME COMING AND HONESTLY IS FOR THE BEST AS I WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE".
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>>676586697
are those poppable?
if so then yes i'd bang just to squeeze whatevers in them out
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>>676586697
Oy vey 4/10 would bang into oblivion
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>>676586697
Would protect that smile
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>>676585264

You better Believe I would. Beauty isn't skin deep like the norm seems to be in society.

I would give her tender loven's and then buy her dinner. Order doesn't matter! <3
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>>676588919
>>676587863
>>676587847
SEE IMMEDIATELY
>>676587456
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>>676589089
im not even going to bother with the copy pasta, this is so beta im going to go kill myself... watch the news
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>>676589272
I'm not even going to bother with this cope and paste, this comment is so beta. I'm going to kill my self, please watch the news.

You attract more flies with honey! Also, check your grammar and spelling, please.
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>>676585264
I take that's not just hot wax that has been poured over her.
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How could you say no to that smile
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>>676586697
>Here she is today
her condition would probably improve if she stopped putting makeup on herself.
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>>676589830
with a hammer
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>>676589089
i hate liars like you....you fuckers are the first to say no when it really comes down
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>>676585264
Anyone that's had some what decent pussy wouldn't fuck
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>>676589830
I can definitely say no to that eyebrow.
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>>676585264
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/69375/40a4d739ef/

Literally this.
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>>676589830
dude... im not asking much to pretend she at least take care of herself just a little
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>>676590137
*unibrow
And no, I wouldn't fuck her
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>>676590056

Harsh....
But how can you honestly say that if you don't know me personally?

Is it so hard to except the fact that people don't have the same interests you have?
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>>676590686
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>>676590738
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>>676590856
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>>676590913
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>>676585264

If she got some lotion or cream to fix that then yes. Heck, I'd go out of my way to get it for her
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Why the fuck does this turn me on.
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>>676591237
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>>676585264
>>676586697
>>676590913
>>676590973
>>676591103
>>676591176
>>676591318
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it's a pity btw, she would look so nice without all those shit on her.
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>>676591403
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>>676591505
needs like 100 anti-acne sessions first.
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>>676587847

No they're acne scars, they'll never go away unless she gets them removed surgically. Both my neighbors boys suffered bad acne but as far as I could tell it was just on their face, both have munted cheeks now.
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>>676585264
Yeah, why not?
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>>676585264
Yes, shes really pretty even though she has those things. Look at her smile. Now thats beauty. She would make a good gf
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I just can't bring my self to say yes...it's...it's too bad..I was going to say doggystyle but the back is just all fucked up as well..no..no no no no....
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Not to sound like a total faggot, but I actually feel sorry for her. She's been dealt a pretty shitty hand there, that shit looks painful.
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>>676592040

>this desperate
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i wanna fuck right now. show boobs please
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>>676589830
eyebrows not on flick
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>>676586697
Do you know her? Is she dating someone?
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I probably would just because I have this shit too, although not to the degree that she has it.
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Put some tea tree oil on that shit.
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I have this weird urge to try and rub it all off with sandpaper
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>>676586697
Nope.
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>>676592348
but are you at least trying to mitigate it? because she's clearly not even trying.

try the proactiv challenge....
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>>676592857
She is dude, she has a whole blog dedicated to her struggle with acne.
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>>676592857
Yeah I'm trying, and it's working somewhat. Been trying to get rid of it for like 7 years now.
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>>676585264
I'd take you on a date
to the dermatologist
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>>676585264
cute eyes and smile
yeah i'd pound it
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>>676593100
did you get laid like that? with the acne that bad?
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>>676590569
>thechronicles-of-accutane tumblr com/archive
give it up man, you know you'd bone her in a heartbeat with your nasty fucking smegma dick.
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>>676593560
Haven't been laid yet. Probably not gonna try til this shit is gone.
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>>676593278
>implying its her eyes and smile you'd fuck
gtfo meta faggot
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>>676585264
I'd fuck the shit out of her.
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>>676590973
Who's her father? Vladimir Harkonnen?
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no i would not. looks like a meth addict
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>>676593765
but will it ever get better? like a lot better. coz thats some serious acne.
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fuck no, i'd rather fuck a nigger than fuck that pepperoni covered turd
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>>676585264
I don't want AIDS
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>>676594100
I hope so
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>>676586760
Who the fuck are you talking to you autistic fuck?
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>>676585264
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>>676585264
Fucking NO
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>>676585264
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Fuck no.
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fap fap fap
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>>676594203
another thing... does anything people are saying on here make you feel better?
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I have acne that's just as bad, so yes Op I would
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>>676594726
Kinda. It makes me feel like I at least have a chance.
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>>676586839>
>"maybe double major along with social work either in womens studies or political science!"

kek

MUH OPPRESIVE STANDARDS OF BEAUTY
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>>676585264
yup, id love her too, cos her face, smile and eyes are not bad tbh
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>>676586697
cute, would bang, where is she from? tell her to hook up with me, id bang her sideways if shes interested, could do a helicopter position
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>>676591103
>>676591176
>>676590973
>>676590856
what a shitty condition. if she's happy all the power to her, but damn I'd want surgery asap.
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>>676594941
You should be able to show this thread to human services and get full disability. Forced wizardry disorder.
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>>676595685

I just sent her a screencap of this post and she says yes, she would be most happy to bang her. She also thanks you.
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>>676585264
no, i'm not remotely attracted to her
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she looks like this smelly dude i went to college with
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>>676594941
well if being fucked is what you want then i'm sure you'll be fine. :p
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Pussy is pussy. Even ugly chicks feel good.
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>>676586697
>>676589830
It's a shame, she's really a pretty girl apart from that nasty as acne
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>>676591403
>tfw you think you're sucking her nipples but it's just a big pimple and you end up drinking the fluid sebum
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>>676596083
good! does she have skype or fb??
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>>676585264
Fuck it, why not. Got noods?
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Its the inner self that matters....i would do it....would fuck her whole week
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>>676586697

Nope
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>>676589830

Dat monobrow
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>>676585264

Would want smallpox? Heck no, ningus.
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>>676597128
she can easily remove it pal. not hard. I just like how confident she seems despite her flaws. I have flaws myself I couldn't give a shit about a bit of a monobrow ive seen thicker and worse lmao
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>>676585264
No

I'd exfoliate though

I'd exfoliate that shit so hard
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>>676585264
If she has a good personality then yes.
>yolo
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>>676586697
actually looks way worse than OP because the expression or whatever isn't as nice.
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anyways waiting to gain her contact details, I seriously would date (:
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>>676586697
This is gonna sound fucked up, but I think I know this girl... This picture looks like it was taken from the same side of the building I live in in Hallandale Beach, Florida...
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>>676597370

Monobrow, disgusting boils all over skin, 2/10 tops. But I'm not entirely surprised there's someone here that finds her attractive.
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>>676585264
Is she ebola?
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YEAH! Abso-fucking-lutely.

she is beautiful
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>>676597959
nah id fuck her right in the pussy
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>>676598183

If you can get your dick passed the crusted over scabs that are no doubt surrounding her labia, good luck.
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If it wasn't covered in that horrific pox then I probably would, seems kind of cute, in a weird sort of way, but until that skin condition is sorted out, I'd be wary. Unless she turned out to be such an amazing person that it made up for it, but I seriously doubt that would be the case.
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>>676585264
Got a fairly pretty face. What is it burning oil or acid?

Also yes. She looks like a cool person
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>>676598409
she will be fine down there, ill clean it up ;) mmmmmmmm
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>Befriend her
>Make her GF
>Wait some time until her acne clears up
>Be dominant in relationship
>She is extremely emotionally attached to you because you stuck through her when she had horrible low self esteem
>98% chance of loyalty

What could go wrong?
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>>676590603
Anyone??
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>>676598766
EXACTLY
WHY
I WANT THIS WOMAN
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>>676591403
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>>676598766
Agreed, and I get to cross my oceanic blue eyes with her blue eyes to create a child with beautiful eyes.
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>>676585264

Wtf is this thing and why hasn't it been aborted yet? 0/10 burn it with fire before it spreads that horrible disease infecting her body
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>>676599186
another good reason to mate with this woman..... ayran race 101
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>>676588919
underrated post
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>>676585264
>>676586697
damn, poor girl. probably totally genetic. i'd go on a date with her and then do the sex, definitely
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>>676599047 anyone interested?
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I wouldn't put my mouth on her, but would stick it in her holes
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>>676591767
ah, alright. that really sucks. i have a few acne scars but none of them this bad.
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>>676585264
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
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I had acne that wasn't too far removed from what she had.
I mean she obviously has a friend who ran over a gypsy and she helped hide the crime, but I'd still hit it.
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>>676586770
>implying you're not either
Plays the game of assumptions and flame and loses. kek
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this thread made me itchy
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>>676585264
ebola chan is real
she will have my dick
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>>676585264
Nah I just couldn't, I mean her face isn't bad if you neglect all the red shit. She'd most likely have a ton of foundation to cover it.
But then you go for a grope and you'd just feel mountains of nasty spots, it looks contagious af too.
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>>676585264
The fuck is on your chest? Heat rash or acne?
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>>676585264
Yes use pop the zits and suck the puss out
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