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We have intel of illegal dubs in the area. Show me your singles and you're free to go.
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dindu nuffn officer
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smile and wave boys
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>>676571577
rip
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>>676571577
... i cant belive youve done this anon ...
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>>676571577
down on the ground now scumbag!
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>>676571002
What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Here you go
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fuck you nigger hater
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I'm a cute girl, am I free to go?
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I know my rights, pig, let me speak with my lawyer
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Here they are
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>>676572321
See ? No dubs
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These aren't my dubs i don't know how they got in my car.
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>>676571002
I have nothing on me officer
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I don't mean anyou harm officer
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you wont catch me pig
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No dubs here officer.
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Don't worry officer I'm a white, upper middle class, male. Nothing to fear from me
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>>676571002
See, officer? Nothing illegal going on.
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Here you go
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Are you sure we can't come into some sort of agreement you filthy go- I mean officer?
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No dubs here officer
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you can't catch me!
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>>676571002
Sir, I don't have any singles. I've only got trips, and all the permits needed right here.
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I swear I did nothing wrong.
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Read'em and weep seargant
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They came from aliens I swear
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okay Officer. Here are my singles!
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herre ya go occifer
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Dindunuffinmayun
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Nuffin' to see here
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check me officer
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>>676572577
NIGGA HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't even know what dubs are. you won't find me with any. Ask Johnny, he's got dubs.
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>>676572577
k9 unit inbound
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fuck you youre not getting me from here
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>>676572577
Hold it right there!
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hi officer its me ron baxter just passing thru :^)
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>>676572733
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>>676571002

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER
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No dubs here am i free to go
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>>676571002
These dubs are legal, officer. Here is my permit.
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>>676572525
dubs 25 25, that's double illegal
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Dude I'm just driving by wats ur prob bro
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no dubs here officer
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>>676572744
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I can give you all my crack, but no the dubs
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>>676572933
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just a single coming thru
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>>676571002

Trust me officer, I aint got no dubs... I gave that life up a long time ago.
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I'm clean
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Okay mista
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I'm clean.
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Nothing here, occifer
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>>676572577
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>>676572933
On the ground ! NOW!
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>>676572933
Witnessed
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>>676571002
Im no nigger officer
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Just strolling through officer
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can i go
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All clean, officer.
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>>676573277
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I didn do nuffin' juz singles here suh
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>>676573322
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What? I haven't seen any dubs! I don't even know what dubs look like.
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>>676573322
Holy Shit! I'm gonna need some backup over here!
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Fuck the police.
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No dubs here!
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>>676573411
Die nigger
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>>676573277
after 20 years in the slammer.
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>>676573322
He can go out on wall street, get dubs and not lose a single supporter
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U cant catch me nigger
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>>676571002
All I have is trips officer
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Dubs? I have none
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Nothing here, officer
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>>676573411
Well fuck
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Fuck off pig
Only singles here
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im clean officer
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Here they are
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>>676573544
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>>676573431
Arrest this bitch officer.. she ain't givung me bj
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>>676571002
I'm gonna show you shit fagcop
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>>676573477
Y u wity kuntz
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>>676573322
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?
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>>676573544
Come with me.
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These aren't mine, their my friend Christian's...
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>>676573477
you first
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>>676573677
sure i will make a statement ask me anything
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>>676573544
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Ok. I'm going to show you're idiots this once. got it?
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>>676571002
dindu nuffin
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>>676573740
Wut?? Niggers die first
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>>676573843
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>>676573644
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>>676573895
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>>676571002
roll
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>>676573934
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No problem, Officer.
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No dubs, No problems.
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>>676573843
Arrest this faggit ofcer
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>>676573966
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check my singles
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>>676573966
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>>676574020
get ready to check'em fags
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>>676571002
Dindunuffin
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>>676571002
You're only stopping me because of the colour of my skin.
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>>676574089
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>>676573977
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>>676571002
oh.
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>>676574128
You black you die
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AMIBEINDETAINEDLOL
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>>676574158
Fail hue
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>>676574158
shit how to delete poast i need redo
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Alright
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Arrest me
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>>676574111
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>>676574111
goodnight sweet prince
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>>676573411
Dirty cop!
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>>676571002
Don't mind my trips, officer
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Can I get a witness?
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>>676571002
Ofcer idindu nufin
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fuck the police
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i have no dubs, just leave me alone
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I got them dubs
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>>676571002
trips and i kill the cop.
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>>676574364
Witnessed
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quad get
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>>676571002
Nothing to see here officer
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>>676574433
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>>676573677
Internal affairs called. Report to your captain and turn in your badge and weapon.
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>>676574433
>i have no dubs, just leave me alone
NOT SO FAST IMMIGRANT SCUM
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>>676571002
Their right here officer.
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>>676574522 get
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>>676574433
>4433
CALL THE SWAT
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>>676574433
>mfw
>captcha is trips

arrest me
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>>676574433
dubbly dubs
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>>676571002
nothing to see here...
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>>676571002
Ofcer mi andar arust?
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POWERING UP FOR THIS ONE
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>>676574511
OH FUCK THESE ARENT MINE OFFICER I SWEAR.
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CHECK MY 7
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I only get singles, bye.
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>>676574158
Just kill yourself you autistic fuck
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If this post ends in a 6 I'll neck myself on livestream
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the weed is with james officer
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>>676574676
Arrest him officer
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oficer doo u see des dubs? cuz i dont.
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im clean :^)
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>>676574845
same
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>>676574433
Drop the dubs and put your hands on your head!
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Just keep ur heads down
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911 get
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I've never even heard of a dubs, officer!
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nothing to see here officer
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Sup guys, mute here dubs confirms this
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Here are my singles officer!
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Nothing to see here.
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>>676574923
Idindunufin officer
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>>676574511
Taking you down with me. Sorry bro
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>>676571002
I'm free to go officer?
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>>676575055
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>>676574676
You're under arrest for possession. Hands on your head now!
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>>676574865
>>676574867
Ouch.
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>>676575055
>>676575056
>maximum failure
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>>676575044
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD SCUM!
DROP THE DUBS OR I WILL SHOOT!
ON THE GROUND!
BACKUP BRING BACKUP!
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here
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>>676575044
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here you go

▲▲
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I'm just an illegal mexican... calm down
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>>676575199
Niggah, the cop got ur ass
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>>676571002
ay mijo, I have my papeles over here
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>>676575205
  ▲
▲ ▲
Newfag
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gabe get
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>>676575199
Let me guess, these dubs ain't yours.
Get in the car.
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It's alright officer I'm white
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>>676575217
Well your dubs check out. Get legal by the date on this citation and you're golden.
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this isn't what it looks like
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I'm an officer, these dubs are evidence from a recent get bust
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>>676575411
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>>676575411
I'm sorry Dave, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn 'round, facing the wall, hands behind your back.
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What are dubs?
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>>676575411
OH SHIT. HES GOT A DUBS.
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>>676575411
how to match number? pls :(
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>>676575411
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You can't catch me nigger
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i got some coke and weed
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>>676575622
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>>676575379
No officer look closely light skin nigger
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>>676571002
Everything is ok, Officer.
But, you have Dubs
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>>676575364
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Do I look like a nigger to you?
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Nothing here sir, and also while your here, where can I find some hookers without STDs
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eh /b/ is dying


  ▲
▲ ▲
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Yez officer
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>>676575677
damn son
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>>676575788
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>>676575677
Yo nigger die
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>>676575665
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>>676575677
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No dubs here

SINGLES GET
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>>676575677
Yes, now get in the car.
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>>676575665
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>>676575844 get
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>>676575720
already died long ago
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fuck the police coming straight from the underground
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I've been dubs free for a week now, officer. No need to look into things any further.
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>>676575888
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See yah
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Pls don't arrest me ;-; it's not my dubs I swear
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Am I being detained, officer?
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No dubs here sir.
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>>676571002
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>>676576004
We'll skip the usual process and send you to the execution chamber immediately.
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>>676576033
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>>676576033
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>>676576033
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>>676576033
LIES!! Tyrone is gonna get you in the showers
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>>676576033
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
HE'S GOT DUBS TAKE HIM DOWN TAKE HIM DOWN!
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>>676576047
MODS MODS MODS
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>>676576047
MODS

GAY CP
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Try me copper!
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check out this 5, are you mad bro?
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>>676576333
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only singlets here ocifar
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>>676576155
It's the big house for you, bub!
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I have a permit officer
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>>676576554 get
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>>676576047
I found on goodle images dont think it CP please verify do not want to post CP
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>>676575866
You get in right next to him nigger.
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here you go officer
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fug ooga booga chiken nigga nigga fam tbh 100%
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Wanna beat up some poor niggers
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>>676576598
reported
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>>676571002
Certainly officer, here are my singles.
You'd have to be blind and a faggot to think they're dubs.
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Just Christian Bale here.. No dubs
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>>676576739
explorer....
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>>676576333
>>676575888
Confirmed sighting of trips. Officer needs backup!
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>>676576844
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>>676571002

here u go mr. poleec officur
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I'M INNOCENT
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>>676571002
can i go now occifer ?
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do you have nothing else to do officer ? I have single. Can I go now ? I'll tell the mayor about this.
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I'm sorry, officer! I had no other choice! They have my family hostage!
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am out.
Good luck to all faggots and to officers alike.
  ▲
▲ ▲
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No dubs here
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what are you gonna do arrest me?
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Disregard the constabulatory.
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No buds here officer
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>>676576739
dude, did you really search 'How to take a screen shot" son, you're to young for this.
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M'officer
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>>676577214
its b8 newfag
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>>676571002
i swear its not me
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i dindu nuffin
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>>676572796
Lucky potato...
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what about trips?
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Hi //b this is my first post, greetings from 9gag
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fuck oyu
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Pls
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>>676577955
You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence
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no dubs here m'lord
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Never did shit
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>>676571002
No dubs here officer, only trips
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>>676571002
Check em officer
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>>676571002
i'm innocent
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>>676571002
pls no
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Safe
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>>676577214
>you're too young for this
says the fucking newfaggot
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Wah Gwan
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But I'm white
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Officer, I haven't touched dubs since college! I swear!
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>>676577214
Well done, falling for the bait you spastic.

in b4 "hurr durr my post was bait too"
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Nuthin illegal here officer
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Officer, I have none, but someone does, below me.
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>>676572445
You got lucky, son.
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Fucking disgusting
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>>676571002
only god mexicans sir
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