Ask a US Marine anything > Stay out Eurocucks.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a US Marine anything
> Stay out Eurocucks.
Just a daily reminder that if it wasn't for real Americans like me, you people wouldn't have the freedoms that you take for granted
>>676527024
what do marines do?
>>676527024
How big is your dick?
>thanks for service faggot
do zou realise that you look like a faggot in a vest, cammo cap and a civilian t-shirt?
>>676527024
You look fat
>DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!
>>676527024
u look like a fat wannabe
so why are you voting for trump?
>>676527144
You didn't do shit for my frees
>>676527255
/thread
>>676527024
Are u a top or a bottom amerifag?
>>676527287
Start showing respect maggot
I fought for your personal freedom, now say thank you
>>676527024
how's that ptsd
>>676527144
Dude. Moustache. Not a good idea.
>>676527024
European soldier reporting in.
U fat fag would die instantly, I bet you are the worst in your company.
>>676527395
You went to Afghanistan and shot some farmers?
Youre my hero
>>676527395
In which war faggot?
Why the hell is this how to you choose to spend your time?
>>676527459
Eurosoldier, are you English, French,German or worthless?
>>676527144
I gotta say you nail that pedophile-look.Your picture looks like it's straight out of the megan's law database.
>>676527024
classic fatfuck yankee doodle dandy
christ, you must have to use 2 parachutes when you jump in to save the day
>>676527024
I honestly - for the future of your nation - hope you're not actually a US Marine. Because you are a fucking disgrace, tyro.
>>676527144
Pfff the Russians did way more to liberate Europe.
Also: how does it feel you guys havent won a war in 60 years and that your civil war still divides your country. Get over it already.
Thanks btw for disturbing the middle east so Europe can carry the consequences of your stupid behaviour. Also thanks for giving weapons 2 ISIS.
Go suck a dick.
>>676527395
Greeting sir. May I ask what is your ethnicity?
You look both Asian and spic
>>676527610
Roasted
>>676527024
just a daily reminder. without rednecks there could not hve been an enslavement of blacks in North America. so everyone gather around for this racist good ol boy. who has done littlw to nothing to secure our freedoms. the Union will rise again. Real men did fight and die for my freedoms. hundreds of years ago. i pray for their souls. not that of a modern day killing machine
Did you lose in Afghanistan?
>>676527024
Damn you look like a faggot
1/10
Amazing you can find the time to post selfies, you can find fake gear, you can find almost-right skivvy shirt, you can find gay patch, but you can't find a fucking recruiting office to sign up to be a real Marine. It ain't that hard, bubba. You want to be a Marine then do it. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
>>676527024
>>676527459
Almost got me guys
SEMPER DEVIL
>>676527606
>that pedophile-look
Bazinga
>>676527711
yes
>>676527155
Talk about how wonderful jarheads are and pooh-pooh the other services, due to the brainwashing and indoctrination.
Eurosoldier here....soldiers as fat as you are a joke and would only be used to scrub toilets or make food for the elite soldiers....amerifag army must have low standards..smh
>>676527024
you must be a good shooter
>>676527653
/thread
>>676527807
But...b.b...But they were just opium farmers and goat shepherds
>>676527775
I can understand this feeling for OP.
But I really am.
Try find those 2 images.
Made them last month.
>>676527024
Are you allowed to carry around a rocket launcher in your pick up?
Hoany kills? Do you have frail mental attitude?
>>676527827
All soldiers are faggots rly even when thin
>>676527587
You mean British,German or worthless
Fucking faggots
>>676527144
Tfw your IQ score had double digits
>>676527024
how do i get my aunt to divorce my uncle and then marry me?
I am a real American and I fight for the rights of every man.
Marines like me are the reason that you don't speak German or Iraqi
My dad was a NATO intelligence officer during the Cold War - he remembers an instance where the order of the day was to stop making fun of "our US-American allies".
>>676527998
Lols asking at the right time and place
>>676527024
>mfw that kevlar doesn't cover your beer gut
Must be a former Marine- no way a currently serving would let their fitness level flop like that, but people who leave the military get fat really fucking fast, since they get tired of morning runs and forced healthy eating within a few days of starting basic. If real, what made you join?
>>676528033
Germany had a way better warmachine than the USA. I rather be german than a fat stupid american.
>>676528033
>03/29/16(Tue)05:01:28 No.676528033
Aka arabic?
>>676527024
ay using those last inches of that velcro fastener mate? Tip top shape right mate?
>>676527662
a Spasian!
>>676527024
Is this a finger or a cock?
>>676528033
Kek
Really OP, nice try but try again you are a fag.
>>676528033
I do speak German doe
>>676527610
Fucking #rekt
Don't stupid people join the Marines? Honest question, I'm considering joining some sect of the armed forces. I'm an okay smart guy, but if I can't do something technical with the Navy or Air Force my second choice would be a HALO paratrooper. Marines would come last. But I don't really know shit about any of it, so fill me in.
>>676527024
Air force officer here
No way any a turd like you made it past drill instructors looking like that. I bet you got booted for inability to adjust.
>>676527024
Okay, No.
First off, I've been in the Marines for about five years. Never, never has I seen such a fat fuck in my Corps. Second fuck nuts, your hair and facial hair is out of regulation, and last of all, If, IF some how you are one of my brothers, What is your command?
FAG OP, I am a Marine, gave you the Marine's hail and you ignored it. Fake ass bitch GTFO
what is your first M.O.S ?
6256 = POG Airframe
>>676528033
"the Iraqian language"
>>676527024
Why are Americans such war monkeys?
what is your fourth General Order?
>>676528953
l want to swim in there
>>676529110
Freedom and guns
>>676527024
fat fucking peice of shit how many ahve you killed fuck that killed this thing you fat fuck l bet shooting a gun makes you out of breathe
>>676529274
by*
>>676529274
Holy fuck anon relax,do you really believe this ogre? And even if you do,holy fuck just look at him man,he's disgusting to look at
>>676527024
>>676527144
Both of you retards just serve as cannon fodder for a corrupt goverment sucking the world dry of resources.
10 if want oil
20 goto Afghanistan
30 else
40 want opiates
50 goto Iraq
Pure Qbasic, niggers.
>>676527662
He is a spatulan.
>>676528033
Going full retard. Must feel noice.
>>676529272
You don't have freedom; we have plenty of guns and aren't war monkeys.
>>676527024
>>676527144
>>676527395
>>676528033
>I am a real American and I fight for the rights of every man.
>Marines like me are the reason that you don't speak German or Iraqi
I did hear this bullshit over the sound of my laughter.
I speak multiple languages, like a lot of world citizens (including the USA), because we aren't isolated nationalists who think their language is master.
It's the reason we're able to tune in with your Anglo-murrican.
But that's only my opinion...
>Inb4 fuck yeah murrica and her armed forces
>>676527827
He's not even a marine, you stupid fucking faggot
>>676527024
Q: What do you can a marine with an IQ of 160?
A: a platoon.
>>676527395
>>676527024
>>676527024
Not the first time this pic has been used for someone who totally swears they're a marine.
For any who somehow weren't sure - 100% poser.
Too bad it's not illegal anymore.
'cept he's probably some eurotrash
>>676527144
Kek 30/70 mustache
>>676527024
i think you look amazing
You look like you've eaten a lot of marine animals, fatty.
>>676527024
Why are you using a shit-tier phone
>>676527024
why are all US soldiers cucks like pic related?
>>676530099
fuck yeah murrica and her... wait what am i doing?
>>676527024
germany is here
>>676528033
We dont need the marines. Navy and Army work just fine.
Also, how come you guys always lose in fist fights against people in the navy? God damn, fucking marines...what a useless bunch of twats.
>>676527024
why are you wearing a shitty green life jacket made for a 5/yo girl?
>>676527395
Repeating what the staff sergeant told you? At least he gave you something to believe in
>>676528033
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
DO DO DO DO- DODO DO DO
so many newfags in here lmao.
>>676527144
fucking martyr
>>676528033
Shouldn't school shooters like you be hanging around over at >>/pol/
>>676527144
I'm vietnamese and I thank you for my freedom.
>>676527024
what do you do for a living ?
>>676527024
>marine
Silly girl. The Royal Marines say hi.
>>676530799
fuck you
>>676527024
Why do you enjoy rejoicing in US propaganda and being a cuck to the state?
>>676527024
that vest looks too small for you fat ass.
>ask a fake marine anything
>>676527024
My dick has seen more combat than you. I doubt you were ever in the marines, but if you were, you were probably a paper pushing bitch like most marines.
Get at me when you've shot people in combat and been through SFAS. FUCKING GEARDO FOBBIT
>>676528033
>I'm the reason you don't speak German, I saved you from the Nazis
> Wehrmacht flag behind
the kek is real, worst bait I've seen in ages
>>676529110
You wouldve said the same thing about Rome, Third Reich Germany, and England when they literally owned 19% of earths land mass.
An economic power house will generally show its military might, especially when its economy is propped up by other countries.
>>676527024
Fucked a Marines' wife when he was playing in the sand.
Emptied my balls into her cunt so many times. Once in a while she remembers the dicking I gave her that her husband can't, and she texts me.
Boring now. She's gotten fatter.
>>676527024
You are not a Marine. Just a fat fuck. Stolen Valor
>>676528611
Not OP but my lil bro is in the Marines. He's insanely smart, and does tech stuff for the targeting of heavy weaponry. Not all of them are troglodyte cannon fodder like OP. Thanks for his service, etc, etc, but we can be honest, he wasn't gonna do anything better with his narrow minded life.
But do you, anon. My brother hates it and wants to get out cuz it pays shit and is just not what he wanted. Semper fi?
Wearing a bullet proof vest, and a winter camo cap doesn't make you a US Marine.
>>676532210
Your brother is a POG. Typical marine thinks they're badasses when he's sitting behind a desk like a bitch.
>>676532387
I never said he thinks he's a badass. Just smart...
you gonna become a cop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
You're lack of respect for European comrades is disgusting, in Germany we tend to be respectful with foreign comrades.. with some exceptions
>>676527024
so they let people with down syndrome and diabetes join the "army" with a big stupid murka flag on them?
no wonder you fuckers lose war after war
fucking retarded
>>676532588
>in Germany we tend to be respectful with foreign comrades
So respectful you let foreign "comrades" rape your women in broad daylight and merely sit back and watch.
Germany hasn't had a spine in approximately 70 years. It may not be your fault Germania has no backbone anymore, but irregardless it is gone; and Germans trying to act like anything beyond submissive workers for Merkel's line is saddening.
>sincerely, a half-German american
More like ask a pog bitch anything
>>676532856
>Thinks his German routes makes him an expert on European history and politics
You look out of shape for a marine dude.
>>676527024
What's with the facial hair? Marines must be clean shaven
>>676527024
Hail warrior. But do not call me a cuck.
my government are cucks. I am a nordman. Not a liberalcuck.
You wouldnt last all of five seconds in a fire fight
>>676527995
fuck off gook
I'm a real US Marine. That pic of this dick OP standing next to a swastika flag makes you look like shit
>>676533430
why do all americans look autismo?
must be the inbreeding
How does it feel knowing new zealand is a freer country than yours?
>>676528033
Lol yeah maybe people LIKE you protected American freedom, but nowadays redneck pussies with some bad inferiority complex join the service or police to instantly gain hero status while they revoke these freedoms or shoot farmers and rape their animals in this war against people that pose 0 threat to the security of this nation other than odd bombings. Police kill more Americans than these sand niggers.
>>676527690
I salute your intelligence faggot ;)
>>676533631
It's called staying awake for 36 hours with no sleep. Exhausted? totally. Afghani turds dead? most definitiley
>>676527024
How does it feel to kill innocent people in name of ``greater good and freedom`` mr,solider?
How does it feel to risk ones fuckin life for rich faggots who don't care about anything else themselves?
>>676533668
> new zealand
As shown by the kim dotcom stuff..NZ is just colony of US at this point.
why are you such a fucking boot?
>>676533976
R8ed
>>676533976
No shit, anyone smaller than the us is, I live in NZ and it might as well be one of the fucking states
>>676533940
Felt pretty good considering they shot first, rape little boys constantly, kill children for organ harvesting...and the poor poor goats. Someone think of the goats!
>>676528611
marine corps is for front line grunts that want to feel special despite the fact their cannon fodder
>>676527144
All dubs is truth
>>676534228
So far Marines have had less casualties and more wins in battle than any other branch combined.
>>676534191
>NATO aircraft hit a passenger train while it was passing across a railway bridge over the Južna Morava river at Grdelica gorge, some 300 kilometres (190 mi) south of Belgrade in Serbia. As a result, 14 civilians including children and a pregnant woman were killed and another 16 passengers wounded.
Didnt know pregnant women rape children
>>676534304
lmfao i bet those numbers are taken post nam
>>676527024
Why are you a faggot /b/ro. Fighting for a country that doesn't pay a lot. Come back missing limbs and not having money and begging bs wounded warriors project?
Any Marine will tell you that Muslims say women are for marrying and boys are for fuck toys. It's common. When no boys are around they fuck goats. no joke
If your head is bald does that mean your ballsac is bald too?
>>676527024
why are so many military people republican/conservative when their just going to sen you to war and then cut you're social servces when you come back to america with PTSD... this isnt bait either, legitimate quesiton
>>676528611
actual Marine here, Airforce is the way to go, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Does noone realize this is the faggot from the "I am a Neo-Nazi, ask me anything" threads? Good shitposts my niggah, nice costumes. You're probably a greeter at Wal-Mart.
fuck the marines, feggit. you just ride on our shit
>>676534554
Marine here as well. You are so right. When stationed on Camp Schwab we'd go to Kadena just to fuck Airforce girls and eat foo that was so much better.
>>676534677
no shit im on Schwab right now. I fucking hate this entire place
>>676527587
he's austrian. probably some recruit-faggot that has to do mandatory service. kek. don't forget to clean the barracks rekrut. or there will be no soldheim for you, you inbred.
>>676534622
We also fuck the hell out your females you cum sucking squid. Go suck your petty chief officer if you're not doing so already
>>676534864
MUH BRASS
>>676527024
Are you a peter-pumper?
>>676527155
Dog tags dangle when you do it doggy style.
>>676527155
>Spout egotistical bullshit like op
>Drive like fucking assholes because "imma murine, imma hero, you sniveling shits would die without my noble sacrifice
>incessantly shit talk the other service branches
>talk about how you fought for our freedom or friends died for our rights
>get triggered as fuck whenever someone uses those rights to shit talk the military
Just tell me when to quit, anon
>>676527024
Lets see your DD214 you fucking loser
t. Active USAF
>>676528033
B-but i speak german
>>676527024
Lol what a fat guy XD
>>676527024
Why do you lack muscle tone
and why are you in a bathroom
you're arms and portion of nec and outline
display a figure that could possibly make it
from a table to a toilet but other than that
FUCK YOU
>>676534800
Hopefully you get a chance to get on the 31st MEU. Then you'll get to see some cool places. But jungle training sucks, up a hill, down a hill, through a swamp. repeat
>>676533430
>Lol at file name
Lee Harvey Oswald was a Mahreen he domed JFK.
>>676527024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CckpGYQI-uc
>>676527024
fattest marine i've ever seen #welfarequeen.
>>676527024
certainly do look like the typical marine...
>>676535191
Goin on the 31st next year, Just finished up JWTC a couple weeks ago, actually enjoyed everything but the pit and pond
>>676535344
They're pretty happy for mentally ill people.
>>676527024
MCO here. This is pretty entertaining. I imagine you would survive exactly 10 seconds of advanced interrogation before oinking and dying from a heart attack.
>>676535352
You don't stop that momentum on deep dry
hard wet is ok til the tide arrives but deep dry
NEVER STOP Fucking FOREHEAD HAND SLAPPETH
>>676527024
How come you look like a tub of lard instead of G.I Joe?
>>676535543
>advanced interrogation
Thats the kind where dogtags dangle, eh? You are experienced.
>>676527024
I'm tired of this thread. Every day.
>>676535231
Yeah I was boot as fuck. That was taken in Helmand just after our first skirmish. I kept thinking I was hearing bees buzzing until my StaffSgt yanked me to the dirt telling me I was getting shot at. We hat the molle packs and they kept breaking when we'd throw them over our head. good times
>>676527482
Got muricans to admit their army has been an useless dead weight for decades.
10/10
>>676527459
>bullets don't kill you if you're ripped
kek
>>676527395
You fought for your personal big-macs you fatty
>>676535945
They dont. You dodge.
>>676527024
>>676527144
>>676527395
It's a shame you didn't die you dog.
>>676527967
>9gag
>ifunny
>same image
it's time to stop smoking heroin
>>676535977
dubs of truth
>>676528033
American flag on shirt... nazi flag on wall... pick a god damn side.
And for the record, you look like an untermensch.
>>676527395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqBNGxLiAs&ab_channel=MarkPassio
>>676527024
What was time travel like? (when you went back in time to fight 100,000 redcoats)
Did you have to be naked, like in the Terminator movies?
>>676527024
>>676527024
How's it fail to be one of the worst first world countries in almost every category. How does it feel to belong to a country actively carrying out genocide. Members of the US were the inspiration for Hitler. Yet you are still the greatest country in the world huh?
P.S. I am born and raised on U.S. soil, but I am no American. This country shames the rest of the planet.
>>676527024
You are even to fat for the National Guard ombre...
On the its left side you can see the Colostomy Bag.
>>676536165
Why is that ape wiping its ass with waldo's t-shirt?
It's nice to know you fags get your fuel from the wars we fight. All civvy fags hate the military but they love their ipads and electricity provided by the oil the Americans take by force. Your governments fucking LOVE us. We do the dirty work and you pay taxes for your governments pay us Ameridogs to fight
>>676536299
Don't be so racist pls.
>>676536293
>"on the its left side" you can see the autism
>>676528611
>I'm a smart guy
>Wants to join the army
>Loves being a pawn for politicians
>>676535680
Actually, for this guy all interrogator has to do is tempt him with a bar of deep fried butter (or whatever americans eat) and throw it in the thrash. He'd snap faster than an Albanian gun smuggler on the happy chair.
>>676536299
Nice one sir!
>>676536369
>feels sorry about ape who hates waldo
>>676528611
Why not actually work for a living?
Hey /b/....Ask an actual Marine lol
>>676536453
If you want an actual career that pays after the military then join the Airforce. Marines may be the baddest of the bad but there aren't many jobs for trained killing machine in the civilian world.
>>676536541
She's a human being you dick.
>>676536626
Kill yourself
>>676536626
how does it feel to be cannon fodder?
>>676536666
witnessed
>>676536771
>Haters gunna Hate
>>676534622
Fucking hell... you all look like degenerated brainwashed clones
>>676536796
Dont know, I fix electronics lol
>>676536940
oh, you're a faggot then
k
>>676533430
What was it like serving with Chesty?
>>676536626
how low is your iq?
>>676527024
>> Stay out Eurocucks.
gr8 b8 m8
>>676530337
Do you even english?!?!
>>676537065
negative 5
>>676535289
Yeah sure he did... with his magical bullets right?
>>676536929
but our guns would fuck your guns up. prove me wrong
protip: you can't.
>>676527024
What does US mean, is it some kind of food?
>>676527024
Why are you seeking attention? No one cares.
>>676537036
Damn straight...I mean, I'm always on /b/ soooo
>>676530924
Ex navy fag here. Navy is better fighter when drunk. Navy is always drunk
>>676536654
I don't think you fully comprehended what he said. I guess ignorance is bliss huh.
Loving all this military hate. So many neckbeard turds bashing on the military because they're too fat to get away from the keyboard. Hat's off to the brothers in arms. The rest of you just go eat your self to death.
>>676527024
How was the pork chop platoon fatbody?
>>676537305
I concur :D
>>676527144
Be all you can be comes back home with no arms or legs
>>676536626
Are the Japanese still butt hurt about those marines raping that Japanese girl then running back to the base?
>>676527024
I prefer butter. Semper spread
>>676536626
Thanks for your service sir!
>>676537433
yeah...we actually just had a Navy dude rape another local national.....its a shit storm lol
>>676537433
yea they gather in crowds and chase us with pitch forks.
>>676536626
At long lastZ. Wagner, I presume.
>>676535494
sounds like ur abit jealous u faggot kunt bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha thats not happyness thats faggyness u must be gay
HOREY SHEET HE GOT A SPONSOR
Who else will Sponsor
>Diabetes DAN
>>676527024
>taking the bait
you look like that fat girl who wears clothes obviously too small for her
>>676535681
every DAMN DAY ITS EVERY FUCKING DAY DAMMIT I FUCKING CANT STAND IT ANYMORE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IMMIGRANTS.... REFUGEES RAPING DOING BAD THINGS WE'RE CUCKS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>676527024
You aren't a marine
In 99 1/7 accidentally destroyed about a million dollars worth of sugar cane fields by the JWTC because it had over grown. The five ton drivers didn't know because it was over grown. My first international incident! We were so proud. The protestors wanted to chase us until we turned and aimed at them. We didn't actually have live rounds but they didn't know. Good times. But at least we weren't out raping. Just can't figure how a service member gets themselves into that situation. Jap prison is no joke.
>>676527690
Without niggers selling niggers into slavery there would have been no niggers to enslave silly nigger, but lets not forget, black lives should matter when its convenient for niggers!
>>676527653
He speaks the truth
>>676527024
All you did was stealing oil, land and pissing people off. Now they are coming for your fat ass and you cant run more than 10 feet before you drop dead of exhaustion
>>676537812
if he was a Marine (doubt it) then he's a pog bitch
Wanna be never gonna be op is cuck
>>676536558
Working minimum wage jobs gets you stuck in a lifestyle that's hard to get out of. I've been doing college off and on, keep having to take yearly breaks to go back into the workforce and get more money. Military would teach me something (assuming I got into a technical position) and then they pay for your college.
>>676537812
Agreed
>>676527024
>eurocucks
>Speaks the one that still belives that 9/11 wasn't an inside job
>>676536453
I don't want to join the armed forces, but that's the issue. I don't really want to do anything, since it all kinda sucks. I feel like the military would give me something to do/somewhere to go for a few years while also teaching me some skills to use when I actually decide what the fuck it is I wanna do.
>>676527024
What fucking unit do you belong to you bcp fat fuck!
>>676527024
How much opium did u guys harvest today. And offcourse how many son's you abducted and was it fun raping there mothers?
>>676534849
Habt acht Motherfukaaar!!
>>676527024
> us marine
> calling european's apologetic collectivist excuse for social awareness the epitome of being a cuckold
Hilarious, because true.
Mekong Mekong Mekong
>>676538317
Join the airforce, learn to work on aircraft, pass the warrant officer test, get out, work for any airline, make bank forever. Airforce is easy shit. It's a total win
>>676527024
How do I drill a hole in my cymbal? The material is too hard for ordinary drill.
>>676527024
Do you have PTSD yet? You will.
>>676536626
can you pass word to your fellow marines, from an airman also in Japan, to stop ruining everything for us not-fuck-ups?
>>676539050
Thank god for Kadena. It's the only place Marines can go to get pussy. And those airforce ladies just throw their panties at Marines. Also, hats off to the sweet barracks on Kadena. Best chow on Okinawa as well.
>>676539292
I'm in the mainland, far away from you and your semen degenerate kind
>>676527024
Why do you look russian?
>>676538914
Except the soulcrushing guilt, when u realize it wasn't a videogame when your rampage on innocents makes world headlines
>>676527024
Nice bait. Let's point out everything wrong real quick. Wrong camp style for the hat. Facial hair is out of regs.the vest looks like a shitty homemade knockoff. Your welcome people now you can move along
>>676527144
werent you the american neo nazi what freedom retard
>>676527144
You look like that retard from Making a Murderer who didn't get to see Wrestlemania
>>676539628
how's it feel to be a E2?
>>676527024
if american marines are fat fucks like this one america is doomed
>>676528611
The chef at the diner I worked at was in Aurforce. Has nightmares still about the innocents women and children he was ordered to fuck. But if you're okay with it go for it, I feel kinda bad for him still because he's one of those big tough guys and even he looks distraught while talking about it.
>>676532856
>irregardless
Faggot.
>half-German american
This means fuck-all dipshit.
http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?products_id=11677
>Marine
Wearing airsoftfag vest
>>676527024
why did you fail basic education?
>>676527024
why are you a fat? are you a burger marine?
>>676539376
Have you got to climb Fuji yet? I spent a few weeks at camp Fuji. Tokyo was the shit if you didn't mind 5 dollars a beer. Roppongi is awesome. And all squids swill their petty officers jizz for promotion. ( just trading insults) Navy has got some good stuff going for them. The only branch that can kill anywhere without touching the ground. I got more respect for them than the Army. I was on the Belleau Wood for a bit while on the 31st MEU
>>676534344
Well, did you try googling images? You gotta look before you jump to conclusions anon.
>>676533430
Nice hat
>in the HQ
>got my baseball cap on
>watching prisoners being raped and taunted
>put my gun up to show my dick whos boss
>take a pic I look real cool
'murican military men are what we call squadies. Just a big bunch of low IQ, low earning, jobless wankers who's only opportunity is to die for a government that thinks even less of them than they do the homeless.
Good luck circumnavigating the plug hole u fucking reptile.
>>676527024
Bet you sucked a peepee in that bathroom
>>676527024
Are you just cannon fodder for our wonderful nation?
>>676539514
There isn't a lot of guilt when you're killing boy raping psychopaths that kill other muslims from other tribes to harvest organs on the black market. I watched one muslim grab a little girl by her ankles, swing her head first into a wall and bash her brains out. So...not a lot of guilt for killing animals.
>>676527459
AUSTRIAN soldier-->uniform
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>676533430
You look like a 12 year-olds Myspace photo
>>676527024
Thanks for being awesome!
>>676536626
Go invade the South China Sea and see what's there already.
>>676539896
Its your rotten country that made up this dirty way of warfare its dating back to the cuba crisis, arming local millitias and feeding social unrest only to destabalize a country to raise the stock exchange of your war oriented industry. Your draggin us eurofags with you to hell.
>>676540080
I won't get to climb fuji bc of an injury. Roppongi is awesome, except the one time I got too drunk and lost everyone I was with, my phone died, and I took a fucking $250 cab ride back.
I'm more into the car scene anyway, and I don't really drink much anymore.
>>676527144
Well thank you for overthrowing the British monarchy for us then, humble time travelers.
Go shoot some more brown people and tell me how it enhances my freedom in the American Oligarchy.
>>676527459
FRAGE LAGE
>>676540198
Thanks for the hat compliment. I'm an OSP engineer now. GI Bills are good stuff. Do you know why your insults don't bother Marines. It's because we know you'll never be worth shit and you're a jealous civvy turd. Go play some COD and pretend your worth something.
>>676527024
How quickly could you chug 2litres of bleach?
>>676527024
Is it awesome to fight for Israel ?
>>676527024
US Army Twink army
>>676540627
not him but
>being jealous of a marine
>fucking ever
>>676527024
faggot
>>676540325
The leaders of those psychopaths were propably trained by ur country and armed too.
Literally no soldiers ever have been worthwhile.
>>676540506
Get this! A bunch went out into roppongi but one fool got too drunk and got lost. He managed to get into some apartment building thinking it was the Sanno. He tried breaking into what he thought was his hotel room but it was some little jap old woman. Well the JP would have let him go but he had a pocket knife which is a big no no. He spent 2 weeks in JP jail eating fish heads and rice. We ripped him up and down for weeks for not handling his shit. After that they put us on Cinderella libo. Mandatory dress uniforms and to report back at midnight. We were glad when we went back to Okinawa
>>676530799
that guy is british dumbass
2/10 made me reply
>>676527144
楮橋上面積雪3的
>>676530337
> The driver was an alcohol.
god damn so much butthurt eurocuck samefagging ITT
>>676540915
Spoken like a true faggot.
>>676529324
>not correcting breathe
>>676540877
You're pretty much right about that. The CIA and BP took out the intelligent leaders in Iran in the 70's leaving only radicals to lead the people. Now they pay Syrians to keep the fight going. War is profitable for some. It's not right, but we keep the war there so it doesn't spread into Europe. It's not right, but it's a tactic that goes all the way back to the Roman Empire.
>>676541214
Nice, well I'm not for blanket punishments but hey shit happens.
>>676541489
Don't get butthurt because you've fallen into your false sense of security.
>>676530200
Yup this fag bag with fucking facial hair and a Down syndrome face structure. Def just a fucking redneck who couldn't cut mustard with a sword. His mommy told him he could be anything so he pretends to be a marine.
If you aren't dead like the rest of the soldiers who gave their life to their beloved USA then you're aren't a true soldier because you haven't taken care of ISIS
It is amusing how many soldiers think that they are entitled to respect just for signing up. pretty retarded
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>>676529923
Hey guys. This is a copypasta. New fags
>>676541627
Ok wtf didn't expect that level of honesty, /b/ro seriously how long would u think that tactic is rebaining reliable in this era, u guys are safe on that island of yours, meanwhile on eu soil.....
^ true that
who /soontobesoldierinthearmy/ here? butthurt eurocucks will be ignored
>>676541836
The problem is that the US Government is trying to run the war. If General Mattis had his way we would have gone into full war mode like Dresden and the bombing of Tokyo. The US can do little bits of fighting here and there but they can't unleash the true beast of the US. The war and all enemy combatants could be destroyed in 3 weeks. But the mindset of the people would take some sort of "Brave New World" brainwashing to teach that all humans have the right of freedom instead of Sharia.
>>676527024
>eurocucks stay out
Fk u fggt I ask you anyway
When are you coming to overthrow the dictatorship known as the European union? Our politicians have already sold us out by incapacitating defense (there isn't even enough ammo for practice drills)
>>676542219
>army
why?
join the air force, we have better everything for the same pay
>>676542326
what do you think about my scores?
any other armybros here?
