It's time. show me your creative prowess.
5 Decides card type.
Creature - Nigger
Orange
artifact
>>676522818
rolling for instant
>>676523385
Winrar
>>676523385
10/10, disgonbgud
2 decides card subtype
>>676523973
Juice
>>676523973
Julius
>>676523973
faggot orange
>>676523973
violet
>>676523973
Aura
>>676523973
Jace
>>676523973
jews
>>676524360
>Orange Jace
Well played, anon. You get my roll.
>>676523973
Legend
>>676523973
rerolling for jews
>>676523973
Allah
>>676524360
Re-roll
>>676524442
Thanks anon, securing one for the team
Oranges
>>676523973
Cancer
>>676524442
OP Here...
...So am i changing this to a planeswalker base?
7 decides if we keep the standard card layout, or if we make a planeswalker instead.
>>676524674
Keep standard
>>676523973
analingus
>>676524674
Standard
>>676523973
Jews
>>676524674
Orange Jace, The Orange Bender
>>676524674
We never make walkers... Rolling for Planeswalker base.
>>676524949
got your back, lets roll for the planeswalker base
>>676524949
Planeswalker - i wanna see a holocaust ability
if dubs make the card text read
"When this card enters the battle field insert you penis into to your opponents asshole.
At the beginning of each upkeep violently thrust into him. Repeat this process until he says 'Fuck me harder Daddy'
When this card leaves play make your opponent finish you off with oral sex."
>>676525115
Honorable reroll for you, Anon.
Roll for Standard
also, Orange - Cumspitter
Planeswalker
OP Here, why are you all so useless at rolling 7?
>>676525999
WASTED! MOTHER FUCKER DIE IN AN OVEN KIKE!
>>676525999
because you're stealing all our Rollforce with your goddamn trips.
roll for standard
>>676525999
Your trips are a sign of Jace, the Orange Sculptor.
It must be done.
>>676526082
You Jew me out of a 7, i jew you out of trips. Now shut the fuck up and roll.
STANDARD!
>>676526233
Dubs confirms it
Jace the Orange Sculptor has spoken to us
>>676526233
You can't argue with dubs
>>676526233
Trips into Dubs... So shall it be done... You made me wait too long for a 7.
1 decides mana cost.
>>676526613
U/R
>>676526613
4orange 1 blue
>>676526613
1 true colorless
>>676526881
Orange Jace has spoken!
>>676526881
topkek, but how the hell do i represent orange mana?
Roll for 1 remains open unless i get a valid way of using an orange mana symbol in mse.
>>676526976
you couldn't get dubs if it lined up and walked into the showers for you.
>>676526613
Mana cost: all mana of the rest of your turns
>>676527142
This
>>676527070
the colorless mana symbol
/\ /\ /\ /\ U
\/ \/ \/ \/
>>676527205
>Orange mana
>Use the colourless mana symbol
Who let the colourblind into the thread?
Can only be used if you are eating a orange
>>676527201
Winrar
>>676527070
red/white hybrid
>>676527071
>>676527295
Kek. Sometimes players refer to playing all the colors as brown, why not just say orange?
>>676527353
Or do as this anon suggested and put red/white hybrid mana symbol
>>676527201
WINRAR
>>676527070
jace the orange sculptor R/W R/W R/W R/W U
Orange - jace
Jace the orange sculptor is orange.
fixed
>>676527201
So now we have a choice between finding a symbol for Orange mana or finding a symbol that represents the card permanently having echo?
Roll stays open until legit CMC or explanation can be provided.
>>676527353
>>676527497
Like the idea of using a R/W Hybrid for Orange, but surely Red and White mix to make Pink? MSE comes with a "Tri-brid" feature if you can think of three colours from the five that might be closer to Orange? Otherwise i'll have to just make the cunt colourless and have the border in every colour.
>>676527782
O is for orange don't need R/W he's just O
It isn't modern legal but it's fine in legacy
>>676527782
Just do it faggot, you're ruining this
>>676527782
see >>676527778
>>676527782
Today OP was a faggot again
>>676527782
anon then suggest a color mix and have it in text that says jace is orange permanent
>>676527782
>Red/white cant possibly make orange
>But maybe if we put 3 colors together it would be closer.
make card pink (red + white)
>dubs dont lie
>>676528076
Fuck it, your colour blending faggotry has resulted in this. I didn't want to add the line of text because i was hoping we could make him have 4 abilities, seeing as the program doesn't allow for 5 ability walkers. Oh well...
Give me a 6, and i'll give you the first ability and it's loyalty cost.
>>676527782
I used to run a red/white Boros deck, and had it sleeved up in Orange Dragon sleeves. I thought it best represented the color of the deck.
>>676527782
OP not respecting rolls... I thought this OP wouldn't be an edgy faggot
>>676528317
wearing a sash
cost 12
>>676528416
I think Op not respecting rolls is the first ability
>>676527142
They already have that mechanic basically.
It's called Epic.
>>676528416
There's respecting rolls and then there's the limits of the card creation program.
If anybody can let me know how to make a border orange on MSE, i'll flatter your request.
>>676528387
Gets all the babes. Loyalty: 69
>>676528317
+2 Draw 3 oranges. Put 2 oranges from your hand to the graveyard
also shop in the orange symbols after you are done with the card
Rolling for emblem that makes all opponent permanents 1/1 orange creatures
>>676528573
Or legendary
>>676528563
rerolle
>>676528750
Reroll
>>676528682
None of you faggots suggested this beforehand?
10/10 anon. Way to be productive. I offer you my roll.
>>676528750
Another reroll
>>676528317
something akin to this but puts an orange instead
>>676528861
Fuck gimme a 6
>>676528932
One more I swear to Moot
>>676528992
I quit
+1.5 Draw an orange. If the orange is ripe, peel first, and then eat the orange. If it's rotten, each opponent loses 2 life.
Loyalty 69
>>676529036
Finally
>>676529036
gets a 6
top kek
>>676529126
2 in a row. What the fuck?
>>676528317
+2 loyalty
>Touch target opponents genitals for 5 seconds
>>676528847
thanks anon
+3 each opponent Reveals the top card of their library. if it is an orange they lose the game
-2 put orange basket equipment token under your control. (T: restores 6 life)
-18 all the cards in each opponent library is an orange until drawn.
>>676529313
rolling for this
+1: Draw a card, if the first card you draw this way is an orange, draw another card.
So what's the first ability going to be OP?
>>676529686
>>676529036
This. Follow the trail of my bullshit.
>>676528317
Sectarianism.
Cost 12.
>>676529036
Too much work for such little gain, thanks to earlier anon for reminding a retard that cut and paste exists. Excuse the shitty shop but i wanted to keep the thread rolling, will hopefully present better results later.
Also, added in the loyalty cost. Don't you faggots forget that there's a number included as well.
0 for second ability and loyalty cost.
>>676529376
winner
+2 loyalty
>Touch target opponents genitals for 5 seconds
Shahha
>>676529826
winrare
>>676529887
+0: If your opponent is a nigger, they lose the game.
>>676529887
>+2 loyalty
>Touch target opponents genitals for 5 seconds
>>676529313
Rolling this for next ability. +x for every minute you keep contact with the genitals
>>676530174
Reroll
>>676530095
Roll
>>676530095
roll for dis
>>676530220
Winrar
>>676530220
Winrar
>>676529887
0 throw an orange to each opponent. Draw a card for each opponent hit this way.
>>676530220
+x "Touch target opponents genitals for x minutes where x minutes is the amount of time you touch them in minutes."
>>676530220
Winrar!
Continuing with the last ability and loyalty cost, show me a 3.
-5, all orange permanents are now under your control
>>676530517
-5 if your opponent is black, he will go to jail permamently.
>>676530517
4 Does additional damage equal to the number of Orange creatures you control
>>676530944
this cmon 33333
>>676530963
fuck sake thats awful
>>676530517
-12 For each orange on the field, you gain an orange irl.
>>676530944
rollo
>>676530963
>>676531030
I came here to fuck things up and that's what I did.
>>676530517
-10 target oponent must an hero on stream
start with 5 counters on it
>>676530963
Please an hero
>>676531030
>>676530963
That's pretty gay
>>676531123
WINRAR!!!
>>676531126
You first.
>>676530963
WFW Planeswalkers dont deal damage directly *facepalm*
>>676531214
No, you then I'll do it after
>>676530963
Kill yourself
>>676530963
You're a horrible human being...
4 gets to decide starting loyalty. Let's finish this trainwreck.
It had so much potential...
>>676531427
-999999999999999999999
>>676531427
-50
>>676531427
3.1415926
>>676531427
1337
>>676531427
-1,000
I have no idea how magic works. I'm just putting things down to keep derailing this.
>>676531575
Reroll
>>676531427
404
>>676531496
rerolle
>>676531575
Rereroll
>>676531632
reroll
Loyalty start with how many oranges are within 20 feet of user
>>676531644
AWWW YEAHH
>>676531496
>>676531512
>>676531591
Somehow finding respect for all of the people who want negative loyalty so that it dies on entering.
>>676531644
RIP in peace
>>676531644
nigger
>>676531644
>>676531496
lol i don't even know what game this is or what that means
>>676531644
Results of such negative loyalty... It goes beyond what is possible for the system... My sides.
Time for the fun part, 5 decides artwork. GIVE ME YOUR ORANGES.
>>676531797
Underageb&
>>676531797
Why are you not in school?
>>676532011
https://eurofree3.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/orangeman-in-ni1.jpg
>>676532011
>>676532022
>>676532063
I'm 31. I had video games.
>>676531069
This
>>676532113
rerolle
>>676532146
>pong
>>676532133
Reroll
>>676532011
>>676532162
Reroll
>>676532133
One more time
>>676526976
The master of Orange jews
>>676532288
Doubles twice but no 4?
>>676532146
>31 years old
>Born in 1985
>MTG came out when you were 8 years old.
Nigga did you even have one friend in school?
>>676532165
WINRARE
>>676532011
>>676532321
Rerawl
>>676532011
>>676532344
I had many. That's why I didn't play this.
>>676532165
DELIVARE OP
>>676532407
rorell
>>676532011
>>676532429
They had too much fun skewering each other with lawn darts.
>>676532165
I'll leave it up to 2 to give me an artist so that we can end this nightmare.
>>676532550
another thread pls
>>676532550
The Faggot OP ;)
>>676532550
>>676532550
Margaret Thatcher
artist - xD
>>676532550
Donald Trump
>>676532739
Reroll
>>676532772
Winrar
>>676532772
win
>>676522818
>>676532550
Punxsutawney Moot
>>676532772
Fucking aye, screw making another thread, but this has inspired me... Could we make a Donald Trump planeswalker? Fuck rolls, taking all good ideas.
>>676533047
Glorious.
>>676533047
+1 All creatures you control become walls and have protection from Mexicans.
>>676533047
Mana isn't tapped when used.
>>676533047
+1 - put a 0/50 wall onto the battlefield with protection from Mexicans.
>>676533047
-10 deport all minoritys
>>676533256
>>676533379
Potential! Need a second ability and a decent picture, plus a starting loyalty.
>>676533711
Starting loyalty 2016
>>676533711
-2 Send Ted Cruz back to Canada
>>676533953
This.
We can then make a Duel Decks featuing Trudeau, starting loyalty "Current Year."
>>676534104
Bumping for potential of Duel Decks: Trump Vs Trudeau or Trump Vs Clinton.
>>676533711
>>676533711
No more teases OP. I need this card to die peacefully.
>>676534938
Gimmie a CMC and it's all yours.
>>676535026
One colorless, One Mountain, one Plains and one Island.
>>676535161
Can we actually make a set based around the 2016 election? My interests are piqued.
>>676535386
It wouldn't be impossible.
>>676535386
Bernie
-8 All non land permanents on the field are put into a pile and redistributed to each player at random.
>>676535552
Topkek
I can't sleep until I get the bernie card. He has to be a black plainswalker because minorities.
>>676535897
Gimmie some more abilities then and i'll see what i can throw together.
>>676535552
At least we've found an ultimate...
Hillary
+1 Store x secret email counters on your private email server where x is the amount of secret emails you have in your government email.
+2 Gain shekels equal to your life points.
>>676536282
+1 Target creature loses it's White Privilage and becomes a black permenant
420 loyalty
Hows this for a first draft of Bernie? Somebody give me some art for the old fuck.
>>676537142
Yes. CMC 4colorless 2 black
