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No skylines edition
No Skyline you say
Guess what, SKYLINES IT IS!!
>>676498882
u wna fite m8
Dunners reporting, bruh
Will leave now, sumimasen
>>676498632
Has winz paid anyone else yet?
>>676498959
M8, u cant keep up with my dose skills
>>676498632
>Christchurch
Reporting. How are we tonight fam?
Who wants to come over tomorrow and get stoned? West aucks reporting in
>>676499152
they should have paid you on thursday m8
i work at a bank and they chuck it through early if there is a public holiday on monday
>>676499465
>thursdays
Thats if you on the unemployment mate... Different days for different benis..
This is Irene
>>676499351
wanna bet?
>>676499603
What beni u on m8
so which one of you fucking retards chose to vote to keep the cuck stamp on our flag?
>>676499691
Yes, cause i have nothing 2 bet.
>>676499616
looks like a 5 year old from the thumbnail
>>676499765
Im not the one that was asking... im merely trying to help the bruv out...
>>676499920
neither do i
>>676499907
I'm newly minted nz citizen and I cucked your flag by voting for the old.
>>676500219
this is why this nation always has been and always will be a nation of cucks
>>676499907
Someone should cut down your family tree and remove your filth from this earth
>Flagislife.jpg
>>676500146
so, call it even?
>>676500502
never
>>676500457
you forgot to tip your fedora whilst you suck on British cock you fucking faggot. go get cucked
Dunners reporting.
>>676498632
No Skyline's? Not fuckin' likely.
>>676498964
I think we're being unfairly targeted, mate.
>>676499400
Hey babes
>>676500502
Ayyy, my man!
>>676499204
Lend-lease churchill, nice.
>>676500502
I see.
o well.
>Christchurch
Here as always
>>676500825
I like it when they glow
Dunedin reporting. im exhausted and cold. anyone wanna cuddle/kill me?
>>676500826
Evening fam
>>676501112
some times you got to sacrifice for the great good.
>>676500825
OP has just drawn out the most quality Skyline's tonight
>>676501236
sorry i'm not a faggot
>>676501301
How're we?
>>676501314
>>676498632
New Plymouth checking in
>>676499152
Get a job you lazy cunt
>>676501392
>>676501372
but ily
>>676499907
>hurr I hate my heritage
Your ancestors would be ashamed
>>676501380
Great actually! Finally get to go back to work tomorow. passed my "re" Drugtest today. Hbu
>>676501509
Noone loves you.
NoLoveForTheLoveGods
>>676501537
Just procrastinating my life away slowly wondering if it's all worth it.
So the usual
>>676501637
>Noone loves you.
this isnt new
Serious thou, why did you fags decide to keep the union jack on the flag?
>>676501516
>being proud of being cucked by the British and then voting to keep their cuck stamp on our flag in order to please your wife's bull's cock
stay cucked
>>676501896
Why did you ausfags decide to copy us by putting the union jack on your flag?
>>676501850
MewAbuse
Get outa here emofag
chch reporting in
>>676501964
Yeah old stupid times
>>676501925
Half my heritage is British, niqqa, I am voting for my own heritage.
Without the British Nu Zulland wouldn't exist.
Get rekt and troll harder
>>676501896
>thou
lolf
>>676501472
Was a good read, chur to you.
Some of the Japanese R31's ended up in some wierd third-tier racing series, pic related
>>676502129
>Half my heritage
GTFO
>>676502080
More Christchurch, what's up?
>>676499401
yea g, always trying to find buds in aucks
>>676502321
>Actually contributing to the discussion in any way
>That response
Pick neither
C(entral a)UCKLAND Reporting
>>676502335
chullung, watching some Destroyed in Seconds on youtube. Eating grapes, vaping, shitposting on the chan's. Y'know, everyone's usual Tuesday.
>>676498632
How many 50mg tramadols should I take before bed? I'm gonna lie awake for a bit and trip to ambient dub
>All these indians and Chinks butt mad they cant wipe away the heritage of true New Zealanders and claim NZ was always their country.
>>676502217
What?
>>676502595
Very exciting indeed
>>676502748
All of them
>>676502749
I was so happy when I heard that you were keeping the flag.
Grats from an Aussie - hopefully we can learn something from you guys.
>>676502749
It's getting outta control. I don't mind chinks so much, but Indians think NZ is straight up theirs.
sup cunts been a while but im back
>>676502748
two's bretty comfy.
>>676502788
What about you?
>>676502543
>
sorry i can't hear anything you're saying with so much British cock in your mouth..
>>676502749
>>676502917
>>676502129
found the cucks
>>676502938
Nobody is left in here that would remember you.
>>676502958
Mainly just playing LoL, listening to music, filling in time. My usual
Cars are boring
>>676502978
Well meme'd
British cock > multikulti curry chink cock
>>676503084
I remember him. Ritanon will remember him.
>>676503154
NO U
>>676502958
ill do 2 like 15 mins before bed then maybe another depending on how I feel. I had 2 before class yesterday morning. Everyone's complaining about morning lectures and I'm just sitting in my chair comfy as a motherfucker with my hot chocolate.
>>676502080
Hey fam. How are we tonight
>>676502748
Dont take more than 400mg... Just be prepared for the satan of all hangovers... 6 is fun :)
anyone got buds on the shore? will pay you norm + stunner meal delivered to your door.
>>676503466
>inb4 eating dicks
Define stunner
any one have any experience with oxy
>>676503591
burgerking stunner meal.
Palmy reporting in
Pls I'm very lonely
queenstown reporting
>>676499907
The tough choice between an outdated colonial era flag... or a fucking beach towel.
>>676503661
Too much experience. Sup
>>676503116
That's bretty comfy.
>>676503208
I had one before bed once, I had one of the best sleeps of my life that night.
>>676503262
Bretty good, just chilling, thinking about a logo for my business.
>>676503890
>or a beach towel
any flag is a fucking beach towel. you cunts are just making up excuses to justify why you voted to keep the cuck stamp.
we had one chance. now the whole world is laughing at us
Who has weed in Nelson! My dealer is having issues, anyone else?
>>676502917
Nothing to learn there
>>676503770
Here have a (You) lonely friend.
>>676504368
Yes we are
>>676504376
Mate everyone is having issues.
Gangs are all making P these days, more money in that than good old weed, so it's fucking dry as a nun's cunt to begin with, plus the busts and shit on top of it...not good, not good.
>>676504457
T'ank ya kind sir
>>676503969
how did you get your prescription
>>676503701
>logo
Field of business?
>>676504653
Meme beanies
>>676504552
Shouldn't be too long before it's legal. I'd say 2 years max.
>>676504653
>>676503262
>cucked
why are ids even gone
>>676504653
construction
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>>676504368
To be honest I would love to see the flag changed, but the one on offer was joke. Our country is enough of an embarrassment as it is without choosing to have the most poorly designed flag on the planet.
>>676502938
>>676503084
Who even is this newfag?
>>676504817
I hope you're right, but I've been thinking "it's only a couple of years away" for about ten years now...shit moves slowly, though I agree there's more of a mood for it (internationally) now than there has been in my lifetime.
Just need to get Peter Dunne out of office, the cunthead. Can't believe he's my MP. So much rage.
>>676504930
Ill make you something fam
>>676505033
you see that interview where Simon Dallow absolutely grills him? Shits amazing, after watching it I can't imagine how most NZers aren't for legalization.
>>676504552
Yeah I saw there was a massive bust up the Malborough way, probably why I'm having issues haha
>>676505004
the one true flag
>>676502314
i have another 2 articles, might dump another night.
>>676505033
http://tvnz.co.nz/q-and-a-news/dunne-open-medicinal-marijuana-video-6406409
check it. poophead dunne couldn't be less productive and forward thinking if he tried.
>>676504653
My business. Making beanies and scarves and bags and stuff.
Need a dank logo and banner so I've been sketching.
>>676505005
Some old newfag
>>676505334
Yeah, word. I think we've proven our point for this evening.
>max doughies in valhalla
>>676505456
Knit a WW and take a photo of it
The dank is real
>>676498632
BMW's still cool right?
>>676505712
A WW?
676505005 (You)
shut up newfag
>>676505846
Just because M6, yes
>>676505846
Only if you're gay
>>676505623
indeed we did.
>>676505846
Personalised plates will never be cool. The E92 is nice though.
>>676505846
only pic related is the cool BMW.
Rest are shit.
>>676505967
But having a BMW badge on my car alone isn't enough to prove to people I can buy whatever I want...
>>676506024
What about the weeaboo M1?
![IMG_0793[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Psny1Oi.jpg "IMG_0793[1].jpg")
here it goes bros
>>676506135
>needing to prove it
Just buy whatever you enjoy, fool. If I was loaded I'd just buy more Japanese shitboxes.
>>676506024
Poser spec tow sticker, sponsorship on rear. Car is nothing more than a moving billboard.
>>676505901
Your company names initials sans doxx
>>676506250
If I was loaded, I'd... wait... I am.
>>676501236
would love to kill you, fag
>>676506239
>smoking fluoxitine
And it's fucking nothing
>>676506239
Too much, you only need one.
>>676504621
Oh, I get it illegally like any normal person. You have to be suffering from chronic pain as a result of a long term illness or injury. Not something you can scam from a doctor
>>676506239
You'll get the worst of it from the shell. The actual drug will do nuffin
>>676506360
its tramadol
>>676506256
>poser spec
>genuine Group A race car
Money doesn't buy brains, clearly.
>>676506329
Shhhhhhhh
No doxx plz
>>676506167
Maybe.
>>676506256
>nothing more then a moving billboard
Try harder with that b8 m8
Your BMW is shit tier, an you know it don't you.
You regret not getting a real one.
Its ok, one day you will figure out you just wasted a lot of money on something that is no flasher then pic related.
>>676498632
YOU MADE THE FUCKING THREAD WRONG CUNT!
>>676506338
Do strangers mind you taking photos of their cars?
Do they look at you funny?
Mowed three lawns and masturbated twice today. So I'm pretty spent.
>>676506531
id say probably not because its a rari.
if you taking a picture of someones hi ace then they might sketch out
>>676506549
you fucking legend
>>676506531
Probably.
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT WE NEED TO POST MORE DUNEDIN NUDES TO PREVENT CANCER
>>676506256
>automatic transmission
hang yourself
>>676506663
>Not a GT3 RS
>>676505456
>Behold Glory
Plez assept
>>676506663
Dat VIP Swift tho
>>676506723
Seconding this
>>676506471
I guess I just spend more time enjoying comfortable driving than I do racing on a track.
>>676506474
I'm gonna docks the fuck outta you. You'll be so docksed boats will try to tie themselves to you.
>>676506723
Welcome to the world of proper fast cars - where manuals are slow pleb shit-spec.
>>676506776
It's beautiful! I'll save it and keep it forever!
>>676506854
No pls, I can't swim!
>>676506848
I too, take photos of expensive cars
>>676505846
the one of the left just looks like it was a gift from your parents and your mother thought it would be cool to give you a personalised plate.
lame as fuck.
>>676506778
It appears no amount of money can buy that VIP space, only lots of hard work - so I guess I'm out then.
>>676507054
this
>>676506978
>slow pleb shit
Top kek,
auto's only matter behind motors that make 50lbs of boost and produce 2500+hp other wise fuck off with your auto shit.
>>676506978
Welcome to the world of modern high-end cars, where even the manufacturers know the prospective buyers are too pleb to change their own gears.
>>676506256
is that a fucking extendo cup holder I see?
what even the fuck is that.
>>676507015
Do you get to drive them too? I wish I got to. All I get to do is sit in them at Mc Donalds drive through :(
>>676507097
those look like laceys tits
Lmao the internet is going all crazy about blizzard removing a booty pose from overwatch and it's glorious
>>676507221
It's also a dildo holder, you know, if I have one with me.
>>676507097
>>676507256
They look like Tacos tits
>>676507244
That valet life :(
>>676507097
who is this?
>>676507007
No need for swims, the boat will save you as it lynches
>>676507406
you should get that skin-tag removed from your bum-crack
>>676507479
Some small town nz slut. If you can guess which small nz town I'll post the fat bitches face.
>>676507316
No idea what you are talking about.
Go have a cry on tumblr.
so if my flat mate doesn't use one of those things to apply bodywash or soap to their body. Just their hands is that wierd? do they like.. clean their ass crack with their fingers?
>>676507170
SMG, DSG, DCT, ring any bells? Probably not, because you can clearly shift within 100ms.
>>676507652
Bulls.
>>676507097
Deets
For my boner
>>676507735
Euro quality thick orange peely paint
>>676507711
>clean their ass crack
Why would you clean your ass crack? I mean I already wiped. My ass crack is probably one of the cleanest parts of me.
>>676507364
steering wheel looks like you pick your nose and wipe it on it.
nevermind that though. I bet you eat your boogers. many people think they are invisible inside their cars, but I sees them picking their nose and eating boogers.
disgusting filth.
>>676507711
Nice dubs
Yeah my bf does that too, it's super weird. It's like they let the shampoo from their hair wash their body.
>>676507384
i assure you they are not my tits, remember my areolas are huge and i have stretch marks
>>676507652
gore?
>>676507744
Close, right island but incorrect town. Its small and its on SH1
>>676507405
I won't lie, it's a tough one.
>>676506978
mfw my gf left me for a bull with manual transmission
>>676507652
Huntly
>>676507406
what is this?
>>676507934
Go south
>>676499616
Irene is fuckin bae <3 where you from bro ?
What happened to mega link?
>>676507882
THANK YOU. I'm actually fucking disgusted by it.
>>676507882
delet this
South Auckland Fag reporting in
Papakura (and Im not even a nigger)
>>676499152
stop being scum and reaping everyones money
Did that Anon I was talking to last night end up going skating today?
>>676507977
nga?
>>676507882
haaa, i bet he farts in the shower also and has you smell it.
>>676507880
It's not that I think I'm invisible it's simply that I don't care.
>>676507918
good girl
>>676508057
Like no matter how much you wipe your going to have bum fluff, rolled up flecks of toilet paper, fart juice, ball/vag sweat and dick/vag cheese. Water running over that isn't going to clean anything.
>>676508141
Rewa hard, also not a nigger
>>676507874
I hope for your sake that is a joke.
>>676507735
Yeah, don't care. Auto's only place is in drag cars. That means auto's that work with power.
I.E Power-Glides and Turbo-Hydramatic's.
I don't need complicated electronic to shift a auto for me. Where it seems you do.
Probably cause your a manlet.. Would explain the shit tier bmws.
>>676508281
Oh shit, not even far away. Can you score bud? I dont want a hookup or anything its dryer than a menopausal woman in the sahara desert over here
>>676508274
High powered shower head + soap. No need to shit up your loofah
>>676507918
The M3 is manual, and it's a far slower car because of it.
>>676508069
>mfw I thought the brown thing was a big hectic turd being laid on the bed.
>>676508408
Nope there's northing
>>676508419
Whoops, forgot pic.
>>676507652
ashburton?
>>676508425
but then you realize it's just a black dildo with gen warts on it
>>676508419
it's as if you believe your own bull shit
>>676507007
>Picaso/10
Can produce Business cards too.
Hola if ya wana few ;)
>>676508188
nah the shower is the only place he doesn't fart. He read up on the science of how hot, steamy air makes farts danker.
>He's ready to let me hear the sound but not the stank
>>676508274
I'm glad that other people agree. It's so fucking gross
>>676508012
Bluff
>> Yeah the whore cant afford a proper dildo
>>676508453
Well fuck, time to move to Australia, they can grow it legally now
>>676508419
It might be a far slower car because you can't steer properly
>>676508274
How do you get dick cheese in your arse?
>>676508425
You're not alone, Anon.
>>676508571
North Island
>>676508414
most loofahs come in 2 packs for a reason.
>>676508626
Bum sex
You fags watching the KKK doco on one?
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>>676508563
My gf peed on my peen in the shower.
>>676508787
thats kinda hot
>>676508526
It's as if you don't have one yourself and all you do is regurgitate crap you read on forums written by kids who themselves don't have one either.
>>676508871
the only reason you think manual is slower is because you are the driver and you can't drive for shit
Howdy. Wellington fag in Chch on business.
Fun fun fun.
>>676508871
do you have any recent photos?
something makes me feel like you are a used car salesman/bitch nigga for the car yard.
>>676508301
Nah, I just lean forward and spread 'em. Let the water from the showerhead take care of it.
>>676508871
when people on /b/ say they have a bmw all I can picture is elliot rodger. if you're a white male why on earth would you get a bmw after that.
>>676508985
wanna fuk?
>>676508660
Suva
>>676509017
You're a disgusting mother fucker.
How effective is a trespassing order? And what would be the consequences for breaching it? I just got one against my ex. She's the kind of psycho bitch that would've smashed every window on my car if I just talked to another girl, so I kinda want her out of my life for good.
>>676509135
Not particularly. I'm not actually a fag, I just meant I'm from wellington. I like vaginas.
I have never banged a Maori. I have never seen what one looks like naked. This makes me sad.
>>676508361
I don't need it, the M3 is manual, but after driving both I find the SMG box far better. Powerglides and Hydramatics - sorry I don't mess around with shit spec american pieces of crap.
people who use the same washing thing over and over are sick fucks.
you think that just because you scrub yourself with it that its making you clean?
bitch you know how much shit is being collected in that fucking thing?
and you use that everyday to scrub between your stank dick/vag and asshole. Some might even use it on their faces.
I would assume most people like to use it to clean their ass for last...
but where is the first place you use it for the next shower?
think about that you filthy fucking bastards.
>>676508868
I don't know how I feel about it. She just grabbed it, propped her leg up on the bath edge and went to town
>>676508787
Who hasn't? Your peen is a piss whore.
>>676508868
It is though. I don't know who urophiliacs are so looked down on in 4chin where scat is everywhere
>>676505266
tbh I really want this to be the flag
>>676509135
>>676508985
Can I watch?
>>676509230
You're not missing out don't worry
>>676509202
are you getting one against her or is it against you?
also, what the fuck you want a trespass order?
get a restraining order you pleb.
fucking do you even watch any kind of criminal show on tv ever?
cunt.
>>676508660
matamata
>>676509017
haha i do exactly this too. feels good having the water run down the crack
>>676509293
Yeah but the water washed it.
And tbh when you fuck her/eat her out there's pee juice in there.
>>676509246
>implying it isn't covered in soap and you aren't washing yourself and the loofah at the same time.
You can use the same argument when using your hands to wash yourself. Stop defending how fucking disgusting you are.
>>676509423
More south, but still on the North Island
>>676509293
i'm not that guy but still,l that is kinda hot bro
>>676509503
well I mean, we were showering after her literally peeing on me cos we're lewd.
But like. I wasn't expecting that
>>676509246
>not using a fresh flannel and washing your ass last every shower.
>fucking disgusting pleb.
>>676509230
What makes you think there are maoris in christchurch?
>>676509008
I would have thought the personalised plate gave it away?
>>676509526
tawa
>>676509605
It's probably her subtle way of showing you what shes into
or it was just a prank bro
>>676509245
cause u make no torque or power.
It k, one day maybe when you grow a pair you will understand.
>>676509522
Eke fag reporting in
That is disgusting, soap wont clean the dirty shit off of a "loofah"
>>676509748
>>676509359
Yeah its just curiosity tbh.
>>676509663
LOL I know there are none down here - this is the most racist city in nz fo sho. Hoped nz anons might have some native filth for my eyes
>>676509127
Sorry, maybe you haven't been following... Ferrari, Lotus, Skyline etc etc
>>676509615
and then you wash that shitty flannel with the rest of your washing so it all gets poo water ? gross yuk disgusting ew
>>676509246
>>676509615
baby wipes. I'm telling you forget buying toilet paper. One pack for $2 will last you 80 shits and you never have to worry about whether you washed your ass properly or not. Guaranteed clean after every wipe or your money back
>>676509665
I could say detailer but that's not true because that paint is in horrid condition.
Bet you wash it with one bucket and a sponge too
>>676508964
are you actually retarded or just shitposting?
>>676509930
nice way to clog up your plumbing faggot.
>>676509230
I had a GF who was half maori half chinese. AMA.
>>676509805
>>676509748
Yeah, all they use 5L 500HP V10's for anyway is lawnmowers. I'll let you know when I get a car with a 'real' engine.
>>676509865
no one cares about your shitty no life cars though
>>676509930
Yeah but nigga you can't flush straight up baby wipes and the flush-able ones are expensive as fuck
>>676509999
MOTHER OF GOD I GOT QUADS FAGGOTS.
SUCK MY DICK!
>>676510024
pics or it didnt happen cunt
>>676509999
Checked, but these exist
>>676509950
That was pre detail. I pay someone to polish my cars normally.
>>676509962
come talk to me when you learn how to drive a manual properly kiddo
>>676509908
>not soaking your bum flannels in a bucket with fabric softener then washing them in a washing machine
>Fucking disgusting pleb
>>676510024
My granddad knew a chinese guy married to a maori woman.
>>676510024
what a disgusting half breed, filthy half nigga, better then a full nigga tho
>>676510104
I am a father, I can confirm they are not expensive for the flushable ones. Especially considering you only need one per wipe.
>>676510073
Ok, fine, I'll release the tethers and let you run free and view another thread but I will miss the fun times we shared together.
>>676509764
>>676509908
but you use your hands to clean yourself then touch your face, fix your hair, eat food, shake hands, oh and soap can't clean hands right? duuhhhh
stop defending the fact that you are disgusting.
if you ask me you've just realized that you're a gross mofo and now instead of facing that fact you're sticking with it.
>>676510161
>Not polishing it yourself
You autistic or something?
>pic related
Wasn't even clean
>>676510024
actual poster of said maori lust.
Nudes? lol
>>676510270
>implying only one would clean my hairy ass
>looking at about 10 tbh
>>676509962
Probably old, rememberin' the good olde days when cars didn't have no dang computas to make 'em shift so blimmey fast.
>>676510131
Sure will doxx myself for you. XO.
>>676510252
Were his initials HB?
>>676510258
Yup she fucked like a beast though
>>676510119
being this much of a faggot that you have to point out your own quads
Keep it 300 like idbro
Well fuck me sideways, we're going for a second thread tonight!
>>676510370
>>676510370
>>676510370
>>676510433
Holy fuck, 300 before 10pm?
>>676509526
te aroha?
body shot of the fat?
>>676510340
Lost them, we broke up over 10 years ago.
>>676510323
I'll be the first to admit it, my detailing skills are not on point. I'm happy to pay someone else to do it when they do such a great job.
wellington here. It's so dry plz halp
>>676510387
>Current year
>Not getting back sack and crack wax
>>676510481
Just like the old days
Minus the 3 extra threads
>>676510502
fair enough. I have had a good variety of races but both asian and maori have evaded me.
Got a mrs now so cant really keep on trying... but alas.
>>676510270
one per wipe would be true.
because I am not going to wipe my ass with the shit that I just wiped off with the first wipe.
I do man sized shits and would require at least 6-10 depending on how savage my nights drinking had been.
>>676510570
You took that better than expected considering I asked if you're autistic
Good skill to have, takes a bit to pick it up, though
>>676510676
>>676510695
I just don't have the same attention to detail. The guy who does it loves it.
>>676510579
I don't like prickly stubble starting fires in my ass.
>>676510676
You can get it all in one wipe. Have you never wiped a babies arse? Look, get one packet of baby wipes next time you get shit paper and thank me later when your arse smells of nothing.
>>676509706
No the subtle way of showing me was when I was lying down naked in the tub for the sole purpose of being peed on and she did
>>676511086
why you freaking out then?
>>676509370
I don't have enough actual evidence to get a restraining order. It's just my word against hers
