Poorly describe vidya:
This time you shits had better try edition
Fuckin superman around tibet or some shit
Elephants, yo
>Your gay
>>676494178
>VERY old game
>Smartass AI buddy
>You blew the planet up and have to rebuild it
> Mutate into different abominations
> Credits had a cool rap song about the protagonist in it
>>676494438
Far Cry 4?
>>676494488
OP Simulator 2016
>>676494530
Correct
>furry
>food
>amusement park
>kill a dragon
>become DUBYA DUBYA EE CHAMPION
>ride a train
>go to moon
>Fly through rings and shit
>It's awful
It's basically GTA for kids but with so many allusions to pop-culture, movies, tv shows and 18+ rated games that adults can enjoy it too.
>>676494178
Work ya damn nag
>Best game of the series
>4 Hours of "Make-My-Bitch"
>Pussy Portal Needs Slaying
>>676494754
Superman 64
ez
>>676494662
got it
>runs away from the circus
>goes to summer camp
psychic that uses balls to move around. fuck the cougars.
>>676494934
Ye.
>zombie outbreak
>fight it with an office tool
>and a duracell battery
I will try again
>guy, girl, and dog
>save the bears
>>676494754
Supaman 69 your mom
>>676494754
superman 64
the knuckles part in sonic 06
>>676494996
Psychonauts
Your girlfriend's boss helps you out but you never asked him to
>>676494996
Psychonauts
>>676494762
Simpsons hit and run?
Waifus and farming
Actually that's probably the only way to describe it.
Travel across realms, setting shit on fire, killing Muslim thieves, and returning stolen goods.
>>676495199
Stardew Valley
>>676495180
No, more recent.
>Same shit rehashed over and over, year after year
>It's not Pokemon
>It's not Cawwa doody
>>676494996
that's easy
>>676495199
Checked, Harvest Moon?
>you can create your own fursona
>robots wanna take over
>fight them
>so much wasted food
Shoot stuff
>>676494762
saints row ez pz
>you are in control of one of the most powerful sci fi armies
>you can also be the other guys but who the fuck wants to
>you have to rid the galaxy of scum(the other guys)
>mothefuckin superlaser ship
>fuck yeah takin planets
>shit is so cash
>battling is space is the best part of the game
>>676495339
Toontown, fuck why do I know that?
>>676495314
Assaholes creed
>>676495314
It's the entire gaming industry
>wake up 100 years later
>you're fat and illiterate
>robot slave
>unorthodox tranpotstion
>New robot slave
>realise you don't suffocate in space, but who cares
>get sad
>demons found a church
>it's your job to save that pig
>>676495476
Columbine Simulator
>>676495017
DayZ
>>676495314
JOHN MADDEN
sentient balls in space
>>676495307
>>676495329
In was going for Rune Factory, but they are all essentially the same game. Waifus are better in Rune Factory though.
>>676495498
Saints row is for kids?
>>676495580
portal 2
>diablo-like game from now defunct studio
>3 campaigns, similar but unique in their own way
>all i wanted was bacon for dinner
>>676495314
Dynasty Warriors?
Although I like that game
>FPS
>Fighting game
>Black shit everywhere
>Time travel
>"Move it soldier!"
>>676495532
Damn, didn't think anyone would get that. It was alright, you don't need to be ashamed.
>>676495514
Starcraft
Mass Effect
>>676495685
NBA 2k[xx]
>>676495534
>>676495551
Correct.
>>676495663
nah. I should mention the office tool is something you've certainly used today.
>>676495498
Wat
cyka blyat
>>676495729
Nox?
>Jack Daniels
>Waifus
>feels.avi
>>676495729
on xbox?
>>676495314
SPORTS GAME 2Kxx
>>676495514
Xcom
>>676495901
CS:GO lmfao
>blocks
Title of the game is literally the two things you do most in said game.
>>676495911
YES!
>>676496004
Terraria
>>676496042
mine craft
>>676496004
Autisimcraft
>>676496004
Please don't be Tetris
>>676496004
Minecraft
>>676495722
>>676495881
You don't think kids play SR?
>>676496042
SpineGraft
>>676495967
nop
>>676496042
Dig dug>>676496042
>>676496004
>>676496042
samefag?
>meinkampf
![1316964121166[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KwXWbMf.jpg "1316964121166[1].jpg")
>>676495115
fuck you assholes, I'll just give you a huge hint
Young boy who hates chickens grows up to save or kill his sister
>drop in on beach
>fight soldiers, rescue prisoners
>defeat boss
>jklol aliens
>get kidnapped
>time to go to space
>totally not mother brain
>>676496093
Yuh
>>676496235
Fable, whichever number, don't give a fuck
>>676496133
I just don't think kids are the primary demographic
the primary demographic is manchildren
>>676496264
Crysis.
>>676496235
Zelda
>FPS
>Wonky Gun
>Dead Series
>it's a tale down under
>>676496378
nah
>made by well known critic
>angry god invading
>find clues
>drive a lot
>stonehenge
>>676495514
Battlefront 2?
>>676496415
Dead Space
>ski
>gotta go fast
>shazbot
>>676496133
Sure they do. Doesn't mean the game is "for kids" though.
>Yell at Dragons
>>676496415
Half Life 2 + Episodes
>>676496464
No.
>racing spin-off of a popular platformer
>not Mario kart
>>676496445
Undertale
Tis the land of ice and snow
>>676495938
Katawa
>>676496445
OH i know this one
>a mistake
>>676496445
Down Under Dan
>its undertale
>>676496573
Jak X
>>676496445
Cave story
>>676496573
Kirby Air Ride
>>676496488
reddit-gets-shit-on-by-a-furry-and-a-BR simulator, SANICS edition
>>676496529
Skyrim
>Australian long-shoot man
>hats
>>676496573
Sonic All-Star Racing
>>676496637
Nah
>>676496445
Furryshit
>>676496604
Indeed
>>676494178
Lifeless crystallized object gains sentience through unexplainable force enacted through a covering coming in physical contact allowing for bizarre gyration.
>>676494526
Nobody? You play as a mad scientist
>>676496573
Crash team
>>676496707
>>676496666
No and no
>>676496702
TF:GO
>fucking artsy as all hell
>cool ass soundtrack
>you're a fucking bearded android
>shitloads of artsy puzzles
>>676496754
Dr muto
>>676496755
Winrar
>>676496573
Garfield Kart
>>676496208
Resident Evil?
>>676496805
Winner
>>676496789
Diddy Kong Racing
>>676496529
Skyrim
>>676496830
Ayy there we go winrar
>Get disavowed for no fucking reason
>Die
>Kill everything
>Flare guns and voodoo dolls
>>676496573
Crash Nitro Kart
>they're like aliens except from underground
>yellow not-lava shit
>everyone wearing a helmet dies
>kill bug lady
>mom??
>bacon
>wtf he didnt die like his brothers?
>>676496955
gears, easy
>>676496933
Close, it was crash team racing
>>676496896
Never actually played it, but I had the demo for PS2 way back in the day. That demo, SSX Tricky, and Parappa 2 are still burned into my mind.
A tower defence game where you can perform a "Big Laser Cluster Bomb Landmine" as a combo.
That is the only clue I will give.
>Meet up with old army buddies
>Nobody remembers him
>Not authorized to be badass
>DUH BAYBEE
>fuck a blue chick
>>676496669
not sonic
>banned in China
>everyone is a robot in the German release
>>676497045
mass effect
>>676494713
TTYD
>>676494762
Anyone?
>>676497052
your lack of memes disturbs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfADUE22zA
>>676496573
diddy kong racing
>>676496540
Correct
>>676497133
About time someone got it.
>>676497045
HALO
>>676497108
TF2
![1393459-1274927199123[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/axjThWM.jpg "1393459-1274927199123[1].jpg")
>>676496463
Not sure if I'm right or not
>>676497045
Ass Effect
>>676497045
Mass Effect 3
Game #1
>Drill repair simulator
Game #2
>Add more rockets
Game #3
>$400 pix
Basically teenage GTA
>Your OCD finally gets shit in order
>Everything disappears
>Do it again
>a mouse
>a dog
>a duck
>some kids
>fighting midget niggers
>>676497290
*$400 pixels
>Be in middle east
>Generic at first
>holy shit deep story outta nowhere
>muh ptsd
>>676497290
#1 = Payday/Payday 2
>Resourceful Roadie
>Headbang
>Hot chick
>Demons?
>robot steals gun from a hermit
>floating island
>>676497290
1) Payday 2
>>676497340
Kingdom hearts?
>>676497388
Brutal legend?
>>676497388
Brtual legend
>>676497313
Bully
>>676497388
Fucking Brutal Legend
>fucking russians
>killed all those russians for nothing
>shit ton of nukes
>we're oscar mike
>the enemy is oscar mike
>they're going oscar mike
>let's move in, oscar mike
>traitor.nut
>get cremated alongside coolest character in game
>oscar mike
>>676497253
nope try again
What game is it?
>>676497416
Cave story
>>676494178
Drones
Defend some shit
Attack some shit
Shoot each other
do it again
>>676497357
spec ops?
>>676497499
mw2
>>676497485
Got it
>>676497440
yea
>fling shit at blocks
>steven spielberg
>>676497463
>>676497477
>>676497493
Yeh Boiii
>>676497290
Game 2 is def KSP
>The reason you do a lot of dumb shit in this game is actually the title of the game
>You can also whip chinks
Spend literally hundreds of hours on menial tasks.
>>676497499
minecraft
>>676497511
winrar
>>676497541
You got it, broham
>>676497499
Medal of Honor
>Floating island
>Shitty motion controlls
>Some gay guy with a large tounge does some things
>>676497527
R6 Seige
>>676497216
nope
>>676497503
gotta link bruh
>>676497130
>>676497255
>>676497271
All correct
>Summon a swarm of rats to attack people with
Press R to die a second later
>>676497638
yes. I like Siege.
>>676497013
youdidit
>>676497686
Dishonored My nigrump
>>676497686
Dishonored
>Western game
>suicide bomber is one of the first bosses
>your dad fucks up and destroys everything
>you have to rebuild everything
>do your best
>>676497499
Ramirez does everything sim 2009
>>676497578
>>676497374
Correct
>>676497664
You have to guess
>>676497584
Animal Crossing
>>676497499
Mw2
>>676494526
toe jam and earl
>>676497735
MIAMIIII
>>676497780
Katamari?
>>676497813
lol no it was dr muto someone already guessed it
>>676497736
It's pretty fun but the community is toxic. I c an only play with buddies
>I came here to eat bubblegum and chew ass
>$600 pixel knife
>>676497899
Ding ding
>use own body to whip
>defeat sapient crow
>accidentally the princess
>>676497797
Nope.
>KV2
>>676497548
Y O U D I D I T A N O N
O
U
this is not spam wtf
>>676497774
Ambition
>>676497903
Dick Kickem
>>676497940
csgo
>girls
>pretty patterns
>nice music
>Some fucking annoying hat guy
>Also you can get smaller
>>676497940
Csgo
>>676498015
You got it
>>676498008
Nope
>>676497903
Dick Kickem
>>676497766
>>676497767
correct
>Fight off green monsters with guns and a chainsaw sword
>hint: chainsaw sword is not attached to the guns, it's not gears of war
>badass partners
>shoot robots and lizards
>get a hairy ally
>at the end you lose a buddy
>>676497735
Tfw you will never be The Guy.
>selecting a character after die 3 times
>[H]
>>676498040
The Minish Cap
>>676496264
Here's a clue: this game has been posted in some form in this very thread.
>>676497957
Earthworm Jim
>find a lamp
>my shadow has a face
>KINGS EVERYWHERE
>>676497991
WoT
>Fuck virtual anime babes
>Gotta play candy crush though
>>676498082
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
>git drunk
>get lost
>cant find way home
>help lady save her home from robbers
>go on adventure
>join army
>fight nazis
>>676498107
Fallout 3
>>676498217
moneypop
>>676498163
Winrar
>>676498202
Groovy
>>676498258
conker
>>676498268
nope
>>676498082
For the emperor!
