Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>676478463
I hope you don't mind me participating in the usual attire Nishizumi-sama ordered me to wear.
ayy
Best Persona girl
Konata Claimed.
Female rengar
Stocking finally got some sleep as far as I can tell.
>Nice.
Miho claimed
>>676479162
Your so much cuter in PJ's
>>676478416
>Oldfield
get it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
>>676477999
Not bad
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
It look like /b/ is attacking /b/. How cute. This is what /b/ has become. Oh that's right faggatree is inherent in the bored
>>676479497
you discust me
I'm going to work.
>>676479555
we check those
>Lurking until the autism dies down
>>676479776
See you later Anon.
>>676479588
Thanks, I try.
>>676479698
So are you
>>676479843
>waiting for autism to die in autism thread
Kek
>>676479312
You can make the next thread if you want, im hust too used to making them a minute before image limmit
>>676479776
Careful it may be a bit breezy today.
>>676479933
has anyone ever been so far?
>>676480058
Alright, will get one prepared.
>>676480206
fantastic
I should probably sleep its 1 over here
>>676479933
I 100% MGS V
New Miss Pauling x Juri.
>Juri is twisted around Pauling like a pretzel.
>>676480312
1 AM or 1 PM?
>>676479588
What I look like in bed is to no concern of yours.
>>676480527
1 AM
>>676480312
Sleep is for the weak.
>>676480325
>100%
That's hardcore m8. Was it worth it?
Rikka Takanashi claimed.
>>676479588
Also, get that you're/your thing checked, it's agonizing to watch someone of your status to make such mistakes...
>>676480656
Well if you do decide to go to sleep, sleep well and hopefully fall asleep.
>>676480685
Then I am weak.
>>676480689
You get gold snake and gold quiet for it and that is what i wanted. I can take a screen cap give me a few mins.
I didn't get a chance to congratulate the guy who posted Ibuki getting killed. Oh, well.
>>676479787
>>676480058
They see that the thread is popular and try to stop it from being so. They should go rade the hobbo sight. Close the pool you dig and get black up.
>>676481000
>Eating out my gf's asshole
>"Anon, i'm gonna shit!!!"
>Mfw
K I'm done, It's late and I'm tired
>>676481096
That sounds pretty rad.
>>676480058
>>676480096
>>676480289
>>676480325
>>676480792
>>676480845
So, how's everyone's night going so far? I just finished up my last bit of work for the night.
>>676481570
Rest in piss.
>>676481036
>>676481727
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676481689
Its been ok
>>676481689
Horribly, I can't fall asleep and it's 6:24
>>676481800
Holy shit Anon delivered.
>>676481857
>
>Konata-Anon
>>676482045
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676482056
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676481689
Not realy a night here,
Just woke up and fetting ready to go to classes
>>676481800
Damn son, that's awesome. How long did it take you to 100% it?
>>676482056
Britbong?
>>676482514
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676482442
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676482514
You guessed right.
>>676482388
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676482442
It took time to build good weapons so like a month. There are people that can do that a lot faster. I also have like 550-ish hours on it.
>>676482849
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676482945
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676482045
That's good to hear. I'm usually doing something in the background as I wonder these threads. Just got the TV thought right now, nothing much.
How about you?
>>676482056
Is something wrong?
>>676482388
Oh, so you're in Europe? I'm state side.
claimed
>>676483110
I can't fall asleep, and I feel like shit.
>>676482849
I can only dream that our pubs are as nice as yours... It's about as social as a beer-vending-machine most of the time...
And I miss me some good Ale, german beer is great, but you got to have some diversity, you know?
>>676483326
I'm sorry, may I ask what's wrong?
>>676483479
Sorry lost track of what we where talking about.
Trolls you got to love them. At this level of retardedation it's hard to lower your self to there level
>>676482945
Well kudos to you man.
I have a question however. For someone who has little to no knowledge about MGS, would The Phantom Pain be a good game to start with? Or should I get the collection on the PS3?
Chocola be my wifu bitch.
It was only a matter of time before they started to shitpost in these threads. Oh well
>>676483699
I forgive you... this time.
>>676483479
I don't drink alcohol as i can't handle it well, also it depends where you go, in some pubs you will find the nicest people on Earth while in some you will find a bunch of cunts and wankers..
>>676483634
I have to do a presentation at 3:20 PM for the company I work for, while the presentation is finished I can't fall asleep to get some rest.
I think I'll go to sleep now, or something.
>Ms. P is best
Good night everyone.
>>676484551
>Filenames different, dicking on mobile
>Juri
>>676484551
Bye Juri
>>676484186
I assume there's a little on your mind. Sometimes when I have trouble sleeping I'll have a nice hot cup of decaffeinated tea or I'll eat a banana (potassium is known to aid sleep).
>>676484551
Hey Juri! Check this out: >>676480451
>>676483788
MGS 4 i heard was good. But i would start with the other games first. even those MGS V takes place before MGS 1. Also the story for MGS started in MGS 3 then MGS Peace Walker and then MGS V GZ Then MGS V PP. You get the point.
My brain hurts
>>676484158
Lol yes. It\he will get bored and go to the next self serving shit storm.
>>676484551
>>676484859
Oops, I thought you said hello, not goodbye.
Have a goodnight and a good day at work tomorrow.
Talk to you again sometime.
>>676484186
I remember the barkeep of my favourite pub in Oxford to look at me funny and be all snarky when I ordered a lager for the first time in 3 weeks there.
He was seriously disappointed in me, nothing like that in Germany.
Also, not drinking anything alcohol-related is the smart way to got, but you know
Muh Heritage and muh problems and such...
Also, as a German I am destined to saufen bis zum abwinken, Junge, Prost!
>>676484551
Night
"I think a lot about killing myself. Not like a point on a map but rather like a glowing exit sign to a show that has never been quite bad enough to make me want to leave." - Neil Hilborn
Yui claimed. I feel like shit right now
>>676484859
I already tried it, didn't work, I even put on music that usually got me to fall asleep no matter what, it also failed.
Worst case scenario I will have to drink a shit ton of coffee today and give up on my afternoon plans.
>>676485161
My German is shit but this is what I got ''Drink until you drop'' I know that Junge can mean youth but it doesn't fit in there.
>>676484551
Sleep well Juri.
>>676484861
Thanks for the suggestion. MGS has been something I have wanted to try for awhile but I never knew where to start.
>My brain hurts
zozzle
>>676485017
I just saw it Ms. P, only you get that kinda treatment
>And for being the dankest M E M E M A S T E R
>Juri
My top 5 videogames:
>Half-Life 2
>Mass Effect 2
>Fable: The Lost Chapters
>Skyrim
>TF2
Lets here everyone else.
>>676485829
I know it sounds silly, but if you wanted to talk about your project just to go through it so you felt more comfortable, or to get it of your mind, I'd be glad to listen.
>>676486184
I feel fine about the project and already have practiced it before so it can't be that I will go attempt with some music again.
>>676485829
"Saufen bist du umfällst!" is definitely my way of life, although I've put considerate amount of effort into actually completing my studies with a reasonable degree...
Don't get me wrong, I know what kind of ludicrous shit Merkel is pulling right now and I'm sure that you're aware of how ludicrous the idea of the UK leaving the EU is, but damn,if only our pubs could be as good as yours and your fast food could be as good as ours... 130 million people would be a bit more happier at an instant...
>>676486184
Top 5 games?
Hmmmm
1. Fallout NV
2. Rocket Leauge
3. LoL
4. Saints row series
5. Fallout 4
Has any one seen gal force. It's old anima I think the early 90s. Iv only seen it on VHS
i havent fallen asleep yet kek
just checking in
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” - Robert Frost
>>676486184
>Half-Life series
>Dishonored
>Total War series
>Katawa Shoujo, if it counts
>PAYDAY 2
>>676486184
>Mass Effect 2
>Red Dead Redemption
>Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4
>Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
>Call of Duty 2: Big Red One
Also hello everyone
>Best idol claimed
This thread never dies
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed
Shit-posting over?
>>676486869
Your such a good doggie.
>>676486184
>Ratchet and Clank (Series if you want)
>Pokemon Emerald
>Super Smash Bros
Also, I am back
>Grand Theft Auto
>Just Cause 2
>>676486184
Hearts of Iron 3 (Black Ice Mod)
Dirt Rally
Rocket League
Europe Universalis IV
Empire Total War
>>676487033
>>676487155
Heyo
>>676487162
Hows it going crispy one?
>>676487358
Looks like it
>>676486869
>but damn,if only our pubs could be as good as yours and your fast food could be as good as ours
I suppose the British can be good at something.
>>676487033
Welcome to the club.
>>676486184
1.Rome Total War
2.Medieval Total War II
3.Europa Universalis series
4.Victoria II
5.Mount and Blade Warband.
>>676487367
As I said, do NOT mistake my willingness to comply with orders as any sign of subordination!
>>676486986
My bad Gall Force
>>676486184
MGS V
Halo 1-3 and ODST fuck all that other shit.
Metro 2033 and Last Light
Sniper Elite Zombie Army Trilogy
Ace Combat 6
Tis best wifu
>>676487358
Yes thank BOB 13013
>>676486184
in no order
Earthbound
Left 4 Dead 2
Gmod
BO2 (I played zombies a shit ton more than multiplayer)
Donkey Kong 64
Alright I'm going to try to go to sleep again
>>676488181
Sleep well Mugi.
>>676487735
Never, NEVER lose faith in your people, you guys managed to civilize half of the world, (and brew good beer... atleast some...)
I'm confident your nation will prevail and flourish just as Germany is about to...
any moment now....
>>676487748
All fours is so hot. Come give me a kiss cutie.
>>676486184
1.Dark Souls (Or Souls series)
2.Metro 2033 (and last light)
3.League of Legends
4.Halo 2 and Reach.
5. Can't think of 5 so CS:GO
>>676487580
Hey Syndra, how goes it?
>>676488181
Goodnight Mugi
k
>>676486700
Okay, I hope you're able to get some rest. Good luck with your presentation tomorrow.
>>676486976
I can say the only games I've really played from your list is Fallout 4 (nothing but punching) and the Saints Row series, which I like a lot more than GTA (especially the story and humor).
>>676487079
HL FTW
I haven't played any of the others though. I heard dishonored was good.
>>676487155
I remember the countless days my friends and I spent playing Tony Hawk, what an amazing series.
>>676487400
Welcome back! How're you doing?
>>676487525
I haven't played a single one of those games, would you suggest a particular one?
>>676487735
Total Wat seems like a popular series, I'll need to check it out.
>>676487977
Ahh, the good old days of Halo: Combat Evolved on the PC. Some of the best online gaming experiences of my life. It sure was fun.
>>676488181
I love L4D2! Favorite SI to play as: Spitter. Favorite character: Coach. Favorite weapons: Desert Eagle, FN-SCAR/AK-47 and Molotov for the tank.
>>676488391
I played Halo 1-4, but I never got a chance to play anything after
>>676479497
well that's definitely different.
>>676488337
You like to attack when your opponent is weakest, eh? Certainly a valid strategy, but most doubtlessly not a valour-incited one.
>>676478662
>>676488526
Just a little sick with a cold but doing alright in general. What about you?
THERE IS BUT ONE WAIFU
THE FIRST WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
>>676479497
>>676479773
>>676488947
b-but... the tiddies are sooo big
>>676488881
The minute you get the chance play Halo Reach. Would be the best Halo if 2 wasn't
>>676488881
Yeah i got Halo 2 on release day with Xbox live. fuck i miss them days.
>>676489023
>valour
I just wanted to make out...
>>676488319
I had given up on British people ages ago, sure we did manage to civilize half of the world and spread our culture and language across the globe but it doesn't matter that much these days in my opinion.
>>676488881
>Okay, I hope you're able to get some rest. Good luck with your presentation tomorrow.
The problem is that it's 7:06 AM, the presentation is in eight hours and twenty four minutes.
>Total Wat seems like a popular series, I'll need to check it out.
I'd say that you have to start with anything except Rome II and Attila, while Attila is better then Rome II the older games were better.
>>676488881
Yeah it used to be so much fun. Now the series is shit.
>>676489161
I'm fine, probably should be asleep right now but oh well.
>little sick with a cold
Hope it passes fast.
>>676487525
Is EU IV anything like CK2? I have a decent understanding of CK2 but yet to actually play an actual game.
"Sometimes it’s better to be Alone…Nobody can hurt you." - Anonymous
>>676488881
Dishonored was great. Payday 2 has one of the best communities ever, but has a shit owner that only cares about money and not the fans. Katawa Shoujo is a tearjerker, and Total War is a strategy/war game. Classic. Are you getting the game Black Mesa?
>>676488881
Hey, thanks for asking, but I've just gone into a bad slump all of a sudden. Whenever I go into my music library, it all flies by and I am just left sitting here thinking about what the hell I am doing.
>>676488881
>fuck it one more post
Favorite playable SI: Hunter
Favorite character: Ellis or Nick (it's close)
Favorite gun: SCAR or AK-47 (are you me kek)
I always have a mindset of "ok there's going to be a tank eventually I need a Molotov"
No one knows gall force I fell very old now and I just fond out it was Released in 1986 ..... Shit I'm old
>>676488881
Play Dirt Rally if your looking for a hardcore Rally Simulator
Play Rocket League if you've got a couple of friend's that own it
Play Hearts of Iron 3 (black Ice Mod if you're HARDCORE) if you're interested in strategic and logistic warfare (very, VERY step learnig curve...)
Play Europa Universalis if you're interested in medieval politics (although recently DLC ruined it, gotta watch out what version you're playing...)
Play Empire Total War (or probably Napoleon Total War, don't own it, mind you...) if you're interested in Line-Formations and Ship of the Line Ship Battles
I guess I'd recommend Rocket League and Dirt 3, while it's not nearly as hardcore as Dirt Rally it's considerably less expensive right now.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
>>676487525
>Empire Total War
>Empire
I heard that one was on par with Rome 2
when R2 first released.
>>676487735
>Rome 1
>Medieval 2
>Vicky 2
>M&B
I really like you and your choice of great games. Vicky 2 was a bitch to get working though.
Anyone got some remedies for just general sadness?
>>676487580
Im doing well, just lurking really
>>676490993
Playing games with friendos?
>>676489911
Only played CK2 for a very short while, from what I gathered it's very different, much more combat orientated..., but as I said in >>676490477
the DLC ruined it to some degree, unless, of course, you're planning to buy everything...
>>676489478
There is no time to simply "make out" woman. Every minute, EVERY SECOND of your life is meant to be devoted to improving your miserable being. And you and me are here writing about imaginary cybersex. Atleast I'm drunk...
>>676490993
Yes "Hugs"
>>676478662
claiming the akarin
>>676489911
>Is EU IV anything like CK2?
A tad bit, in CK2 you play as a character and the game ends once either A your entire family tree is dead or B you finish the game, as the game ends in 1453. In EU IV you play as a nation, focusing on expanding it, the game only ends when your Nation is annexed or once you reach the games limit in 1821.
>>676490925
>Vicky 2 was a bitch to get working though.
Why? It works perfectly for me.
"Tears are words the heart can’t express." - Anonymous
>>676490993
Smile. Eventually, you will trick your brain into thinking you're happy. Worked for me.
>>676491167
I just bored as fuck. And it give us something to do.
>>676491167
>>676490993
Want to add me on steam?
>>676490925
Didn't play RTW 2, but I know that ETW is quite the good deal, if you can get it on sale that is... Obviously not much melee-focused units, the cavalry is usually out of my perspective and I manage to get by on normal difficulty campaign runs...
>>676490993
Nope =^~^=..$r@@¥
>>676491540
If you're insane enough to post your id online, sure, why not, I might crash pretty hard in the next hour though...
>>676489333
Nice trips. I'll need to buy it for the PC (if availible) when I get access to my gaming PC again.
>>676489478
I don't think it was just nostalgia, it was revolutionary in some way or another, whatever it was. The concept was mind expanding, and I love space Sci-Fi. The concept of a Halo in general is awesome for a video-game.
>>676489707
Another game I'll add to my list with Halo: Reach (I haven't been gaming in a while).
>>676489830
It got a little repetitive, you know? You can only take skateboarding so far.
>>676489929
I downloaded Black Mesa when it was originally a mod (and free), but I ended up buying it to support the mod community (they were working on that thing back in 2007 (pre release of Orange Box). But If you mean the rest of the game (Xen) than yes, I will buy it when it comes out. It was an amazing remake.
>>676489995
I get that feeling when I'm laying in bed at night, trying to get to sleep.
>>676490403
I'm not the best Hunter, I tend to over-leap. But I sure can lay down a nice spit.
>>676490477
Two more added to the list: Rocket League, Dirt 3, Total War, Halo: Reach
"Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to." - Anonymous
>>676491513
I bought the steam version of the game and it refused to launch for me. I had to spent about 6 weeks mulling through answers and solutions that didn't work for it to load to the main menu. Worth every moment of forming the Kingdom of Alaska and invading Mexico
>>676491876
not the first time i have posted it
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198075082570/
>>676490993
Vidya, 4chan, masturbation.
Anything to keep your mind occupied really.
>>676491117
Most of my steam friends are either playing CSGO, which I don't really play, or just offline
>>676491221
Thanks bro, means alot "Hugs"
>>676491525
I've been doing that ever since my mother got breast cancer. Can't really do it for ever, only thing that is driving me, is to not show sadness in front of her.
>>676491540
I don't mind if you do, it's just that i like the anonymity of this.
>kirino
>>676492062
>Worth every moment of forming the Kingdom of Alaska and invading Mexico
That seems like that was a fun game.
>>676492485
>>676492485
>>676492485
>>676492485
"The heart was made to be broken." – Oscar Wilde
>>676492178
Find someone who smiles when they see you, or something that might take your mind off of what the problem is. It's the little things that matter, and don't take them for granted because one day, they might not be there.
>quoteanon
>>676492073
We have like no games in common disregarding Insurgency and Sniper Elite 3, you sure you want an all know better sucker like me in your list, mate?
>>676492847
its fine
>>676479226
Fuck, mugi it's so fucking cute
Now I need to rewatch this show
