Waifu claiming thread.
Version ??? (I can only count to potato)
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Sup
Welcome back once more o/
>The ride never ends
Eve claimed.
Obligatory claim.
>anything more would be against the rules
This is saddening.
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Where's the best place to stream a suicide?
Ayy
I'm expanding my horizons
>claimed
>>676423390
Skype, so we can get your IP and call the cops before you actually do it.
>>676423409
Extrapolate?
>>676423390
You promised me not to.
>>676423390
The nursing home after you've lived a fulfilling life.
>>676423262
>calling something 3D waifu
>>676423390
Snapchat.
qt'st waifu claimed.
>>676423556
>She'll understand me in ways you'll never be able to comprehend
>>676423390
twitch.tv obviously
Kirino-fag, are you here?
>>676423409
What does that mean?
>>676423710
Hello bunbun
>>676423726
Na reddit
>>676423718
But do you understand her?
>>676423841
Moo!
lord dominator get
>>676423390
>Where's the best place to stream a suicide
Twitch
>>676423409
Your "horizons" are already very "expanded".
If they grow any bigger you might get hurt!
>>676423390
Don't do it
>>676423505
My vocabulary isn't that expansive
>>676423841
Hi Milkman
>>676423841
>>676423051
>>676423262
>>676423390
Best waifus are up in this bitch
>>676423051
>>676423069
>>676423097
>>676423198
>>676423212
>>676423255
>>676423262
>>676423321
>>676423390
>>676423409
>>676423524
>>676423556
>>676423710
>>676423841
Welcome back!
(Or just welcome if this is your first time here)
>>676423069
>69
hehe~
>>676423321
It's beautiful that way. It wouldn't be fun if it were easy
>>676423390
It doesn't matter, you are not allowed to suicide, we love you too much, you are condemned to stay here forever
Claiming before I smite the infidel once more.
>>676423390
>tfw I can't even be bothered watching anybodies suicide
Unless they promise to do it really, really well.
>>676423390
I dont know what is making you want to suicide but time can fix every problem.
>>676423940
Mooo!
>>676424045
Hi.
>>676424146
Aw yeah.
Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed.
>>676423390
Please don't scare me like this...
>>676424170
Hi Paraplegic, long time no see.
>>676423931
Ayo.
Emps claimed
>>676423940
>probably
>>676424045
Mmm, expand the shit out of that vocabulary. English language is great.
>>676424146
>flattered hands
>N-no...
>>676424170
Thanks, legs.
>>676424170
>It's beautiful that way. It wouldn't be fun if it were easy
B-But there is a line that we can't cross. Meaning that It can never go beyond that one point...
Still around here.
>>676420816
>All the love for you Ms. P
>>676424531
Welcome back, Bunbun.
Good to see you
i really like this picture
>>676423505
Skype isn't public enough
>>676423524
Gotta have a plan B right?
>>676423538
That's boring
>>676423585
Nah, time is too short
Need somewhere more public and easy
>>676423726
Thought so
Nothing but quality suicides there
>>676424036
Guess it's gotta be Twitch
I'm pretty sure it's allowed there
>>676424146
You're too cute<3
>>676424170
Not that I'm gonna do it soon, but everyone needs a plan B
>>676424189
I promise it'll be the coolest suicide you'll ever see
>>676424390
If I'm gonna die I wanna go out in a cool fashion and on camera
>>676424509
I won't suicide as long as you're with me <3
That being said, gotta have a backup
>Way more replies than I expected
>>676424146
>excluded
oh ok
>>676424393
Have you seen this?
>>676424728
I was asking what extrapolate means
>>676423881
Learned a new song on guitar
>some of it at least
>>676424884
>Always need a plan B
This guy gets it.
>>676424146
Oh never. They're all great.
>>676424884
I hear drinking bleach is painless.
>>676424170
>Hehe~
You dirty girl~
<3<3<3
>Sorry ive been lurking. Group chat on FB is killing me
>I have no sides anymore
>>676425117
Of course, I was around and replied to it when it was made.
>>676425117
Means "explain".
Shitbag friend used to say it to try and sound intelligent, just picked it up from that ironically.
>>676424884
Hehe~
I appreciate it <3
Anyway you can always ask me if in need of help, there's no need to be ashamed.
>>676424884
>Way more replies than I expected
Feels like every nice guy on /b/ decided to lurk this thread.
XD
>>676422932
hey friends
Hanako claim
>>676424531
Cripple*
>>676424741
It did. Once. Didn't it?
>>676424884
C O N D E M N E D
If you an hero, we'll get Fran anon to revive you. I'll put a kidney or a piece of liver if necessary. We need you here, you dummy
>>676425224
>You dirty girl~
You know I am
>That's one of the things you like the most ;)
>I have no sides anymore
Now I'm curious!
>>676425681
Hana a qt
>>676424884
I thought you were joking about suiciding!?
>>676425748
>Once
And weeks ago.
I'm waiting for the pipes to burst once more.
Ok I'm gonna go work out now, see you guys later.
>>676425681
Bacon a cute.
>>676425748
Cripple, parallelogram, same difference.
>>676424797
Ayy lmao.
>>676425372
I must have forgotten
>>676425386
Ok
I looked it up and it said "to estimate" or something. Either way I learned some new stuff on guitar.
>>676425590
Hello
>>676424036
You have a point
>>676425943
Bye
Studies show that 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
Dark humor is like food; not everyone gets it
>>676425135
Damn right
And if you're gonna do it, might as well do it in the coolest way possible for thousands to see
>>676425141
And Tasty~
But not cool enough, gotta be something to remember
>>676425499
Only because you're so cute<3
No no, I'm okay! It was more of a conversation opener kek
I'm not gonna kill myself anytime soon
I'll come to you if I'm down though, thanks!
>>676425509
Is that not the usual?
>>676425748
Awh, stop with your cuteness<3
People are being too nice about this, it was only a joke, I couldn't leave you guys
>>676425875
Maybe for now
Never know what will happen in the future eh?
>>676426018
hi anon
>>676425943
bye anon
>>676424884
>Gotta have a plan B right?
Save up every single penny you find to fly to my house, just in case.
>How's it been?
>>676425748
Un placer saludarte.
>>676425748
>You know I am
>That's one of the things you like the most ;)
Hehe. I definitely do~ Hard to resist ;) <3
>Now i'm curious
This kid in our chat (White Nigger I mentioned a long while back) is having a spasm. He's just going straight spaz mode and its hilarious. I'll explain more once he;s done spamming us
I have arrived in North Carolina! The ride, only on the "tale of the dragon," was fine!
im always late to these threads, claimed
Blood Goddess, claimed.
>>676424746
I'm making 2 more and that will make 6 Miss P x Juri.
>>676426303
>>676426247
Pan-Paka-Paaan~
>>676426352
>>676426027
You ever taste Ethiopian food? Neither have they
>>676426076
Cover yourself in male kangaroo urine and fight them off till your death.
>>676426303
hello spooky horse
>>676426018
Oh yeah, that's good to hear. You play those tunes, friendo.
>>676426027
Getting fucked by a group of people probably isn't that bad if you trust them all.
>>676426076
Slam your car into the front side of the white house, make the president proud.
>>676426076
Why would you suicide, i am curious.
>>676426076
But you're the cutest <3
Feel free to come!
>Said by someone that spent 1/3 of his life on helping others for nothing
>>676426320
>no Atago
>this makes me sad
Please fix
>>676426352
Tell me about the mana in this game and how it is produced.
I'm genuinely curious.
>>676422932
good choice
>>676426795
I don't know about the game. I just saved the card.
>>676426320
Can i be there too?
Matsushima Michiru
Where all the VN waifus at?
>>676425889
Well, one never knows. Like that song said
>que sera, sera?
>whatever will be, will be
>the future's not ours to see
>que sera, sera
>>676425994
>parallelogram
I shouldn't have laughed, goddamit!
>>676425943
cya bestbro! Good luck and tons of gains!
>>676426076
>it was only a joke, I couldn't leave you guys
I hope not, you scared us Stocking!
>*sobs*
>you scared us...
>>676426196
Buenas Ruri, ¿qué tal?
>>676426235
>He's just going straight spaz mode
Based white nigger providing kek material
>>676427154
>>676422932
>>676427090
I already know how MtG does it, so that's not really the point.
But I'm interested in hearing how it could work with mana like 'love'.
The normal game simply has 5 colors/elements corresponding to lands, Plains, Swamp, Forest, Mountain and Island.
Ms.Pauling claimed
This documentary went full Nazi without a seconds hesitation.
>>676423069
>>676423097
>>676422932
>>676423051
>>676423212
>>676423262
The Hanabro is back
>>676426795
I didnt play for long so i will just tell you the basic of the basics. At the start of your turn you untap all your cards.
You can play a basic land per turn, you can tap a basic land to get 1 mana of the correspondent color.
There are 5 basic colors.
Mountains give red (R, fire symbol)
Islands give blue (U, water)
Swamps give black (B, skull)
Forests give green (G, tree)
Plains give white (W, sun)
>>676426352
To play this card you would need to pay 2 of any color of your choice + 2 hearts + 1 fan?
Replace the hearts and fan with symbols i mentioned above and you have a legit card.
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Both of my favorites
>>676426320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg
>>676427633
Welcome back, buddy.
>>676427703
Can I view the image after I purchase the account?
>>676427633
Hello bacon
>>676427703
Where do i sign up?
>>676426320
Waifus in space
>Kek'd
>Of course we should have the most together.
What's it like being the M E M E M A S T E R of this thread?
>>676426352
What is the mana on this?
>>676426419
Hey hand anon!
>>676427428
Oh i see. I guess you could produce hearts mana by spending time with your waifu ;)
>>676427658
Objectively she would be black within ordinary MtG, and that's boring.
>>676427254
It's pretty top Kek
He's just been getting mad that we photoshopped him in front of the Twin Towers and how he'll be arrested now.
Mind you; This is the same kid who once accidentally called a bacl guy at my school "My brotha from anotha motha" in that accent
>>676427613
>full Nazi
What documentary?
>>676426196
Heh, I don't make much
That would take years
I've been pretty good though thanks!
How about you?
>>676426531
I'd probably get knocked out instantly
Would make a good one for America's funniest home video's I guess
Who wants the money?
>>676426671
Kek
Would probably be better if I used a plane
>>676426745
We're all gonna die someday...
Might as well end it before my life becomes shit and I get too old to piss by myself
Gotta look cool when I die eh? You only get one death
>>676426775
I'd agree if you weren't so cute<3
>Oh I'll come
It's not for nothing! Helping others is something to offer, it's the least a person can do.
>>676427254
Awh, stop!<3
I didn't mean to scare you
>hugs
>>676427846
>>676427893
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>>676427633
Welcome back Hanabro!
>>676427903
Heyo, Fran-kun!
Day going well?
>>676428198
They'd shoot your cute ass down before you could even get within a mile.
>>676428210
Do I pay in 4chan currency?
>>676428046
Yeah, and infect I understand, but why not deathtouch? And why lifelink?
>>676428232
Good to be back
>>676428198
I want to start working with suicidal people in the near future.
>>676428153
>What documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tln2DiPUB7M
Not the one he's talking about, but whatever
Dropped a potato and my gf's cate went fucking wild over it. I think the bastard is still playing with the potato
Cates are weird..
>>676428338
I'm great! I didn't die on the tail of the dragon, so that's great!
Also, late dinner time, see ya soon. Just checking in and quickly claiming
>>676428232
hey! its the fastest girl on 2 pegs
>>676427974
Considering the Mana in MtG is drawn upon by thinking of a given region you know and tapping upon its magic reserves the love mana-source certainly could work in much a similar way.
But you can have only one waifu.
You need puppies 'n shit to produce more.
>>676428348
I agree Lifelink isn't exactly canonical.
Ebola-chan doesn't really help anybody.
She just looks like a nurse.
>>676428348
It doesnt have deathtouch, its an effect that triggers WHEN a creature with infect counters dies.
I cant make any sense of the lifelink tho :(
>>676428338
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>>676428487
Seig Heil Mein Furher!
I'll still watch it for my idol
>>676428626
hello oriana
>>676428153
From last thread about psychiatry.
>>676428198
Na you'd do well against them. Kangaroos are bitches. I'll fight em.
>>676428210
Accept bitcoin?
>>676428198
You're making me blush! <3
>I'm always here
It's not the "I help the others for nothing" but "I helped the others and almost never helped myself"
>>676428626
Glad to hear it, buddy. Glad you're not worm food! That would be horrible.
Alright man, hope you enjoy your food.
>>676428797
I'm already a half-fag. Do I have to go all out faggot to get the pass?
>>676428797
get out of here yotsuba
>>676428338
Jokes on them
I wanted to die
>>676428474
Oh yeah?
That's awfully selfless of you!
Got an interest in psychology?
>>676428887
Ah, I understand
Don't worry, I'm fine!
>especially with you here <3
>>676428973
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The bassist of Nirvana is 6'7"
>>676429089
This meme was never good.
Claiming this cutie.
>>676429069
B-but you need to take out those who are clueless with you! Otherwise it's pointless!
>I don't know what I'd do if you killed yourself
>I'd probably just laugh and follow suit by offing myself
>>676429089
Members of my family have already gotten cancer and died, does that mean I can pass?
>>676429254
>I know I'm just going with it
>>676428153
>he'll be arrested now
ooh, he's shitting himself
> "My brotha from anotha motha"
He should be arrested for that too
Whites pretending to be nigs are absolute cancer...
>>676428797
B-but I can't view it...
>>676428797
Technically you're saying we're not faggots because we 'can't view it'.
>>676429069
Don't worry about that, I'm in peace with myself since long ago ^^
>especially with you here <3
You brighten up my day you know that? <3
>>676429069
I am starting the bachelor for Social Works in september. My dreamjob would be helping people who do not enjoy life/ need support. I might go to university to study psychology after. I already have a teachers assistant degree.
>>676428198
Willing to send money, post Paypal qt.
I've been alright, exhausted for uni but It's not too bad!
>>676427254
No hay mucho que mencionar, uni siendo aburrida, horarios incómodos y no soy capáz de hacer ninguna compañía entre tanto dudebro y normie.
>FeelsBad
Que hay de tí? que tál tu dia?
>>676429442
But if you did that I'd have to laugh and get my car started.
Fuck YOUR MARATHONS!
>>676428628
You sick bastard, I love you!
>>676429293
Enjoy your fun times with TenTen.
Maybe someone claims my (editor's note: inferior) sisters some day, too.
>>676429442
>>676429783
I like that, we'll start a chain reaction of suicides.
>>676428864
I'll definitely give it a watch once I can.
>>676429493
He's quite the character. I wish I could screencap the convo, but i'd feel a bit shameful if I did
>Just a bit
>Okay maybe not
What's everyone listening to?
Besides my 10 time through Jomsviking, i'm listening to a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneGQhUNEGM&ab_channel=dexterpunk
>>676430027
>Mac
>>676430048
The buck stops with me i'm sure.
Unless i can get some of the family members of the racers to commit Seppuku
Shock Thylacine here, where is Korino-fag? He asked for a shout out. I want everyone who asked for a shout out to see it live.
>>676430235
normie shit
>as per usual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcJEvMcnEg
Miho claimed
I am back.
>>676429920
All girls included in that picture are cute. Hatsuzuki cutest, though.
>>676430235
Just chilling to one of the alltime best hip-hop artists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpoJ91sb_gw
>>676429206
Nice fact, thanks Galko
>>676429776
Meh, los normies de uni son aburridos, no te pierdes mucho
Yo he tenido un día tranquilo, corriendo por la tarde y poco más. Mañana me toca volver a clase, aunque sólo un rato por suerte
>>676430235
Nah, no need to screencap, I like the way you tell us
These two songs. I've been listening to them all fucking day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEghANLhqHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPHr9ghVyNU
>>676430416
I'm sure you could convince Mai to do it.
CLAIMING ALL WAIFUS POSTED ON THIS THREAD.
FUCK YOU.
>>676428861
Huh?
>>676428973
Yeah, someone does every few months there. 317 curves in 11 miles, some idiots want to try to hit 50 on their motorcycles. I would worry about anything much more than 30, but I did have a trailer on my car
>>676430580
hi back
Juri, get read.
Holy fuck what am I reading.
Basically it's a battery that produces power by exploding.
- tsuzu
>>676430684
Personally I like Tatsuta better than Tenryuu but they're both pretty cool, as well.
>>676430949
your waifu looks like orianna
>>676429442
Good point
Maybe I should just go to a local college and shoot up a bunch of people before shooting myself
>filming it all of course
>>676429719
That's amazing!
This thread truly is full of great people...
Have you had personal experiences with this, if you don't mind me asking...
I've always been really interested in the psychology of people
>especially criminals
>>676429776
I couldn't accept your money!
>exhausted for uni
Yeah I get you there
You get used to it aha
>>676430580
Hi Miho
>>676430855
Thanks
I thought it was interesting
>>676430949
Hi Fran
>>676431228
In that one I guess, shame I was never very good at her
>>676431292
Hey!
