Hey there fags, scrubs and niggers alike.
Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You have crash landed on an alien planet. You were on a mission to establish trade connections, but were shot down by an unknown hostile craft. You are the only survivor. The objects available to you are:
-Your laser blaster
-A lighter
-A small knife
Other objects you can interact with are some crates you managed to salvage (you can open these), some patches of blue grass, and an alien.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event
-Quads will always count
-You only control the guy e.g "Fuck alien" is okay but "The alien attacks you" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
>>676416472
shoot yourself in the head
>>676416472
Fuck the alien
>>676416577
kek
Give my weapons to the alien and challenge it to a fight
>>676416600
winrar
You try to fuck the alien but it ends up fucking you. You vaguely recall "tentacle rape" being a porn genre, but you didn't realise you'd enjoy it.
Dubs decide.
Inspect blue grass.
>>676417316
peepees and poopies on the alien
>>676417499
winrar
>>676417499
The alien removes it's tentacle from your anus, allowing you to shit all over it. The boner you got from the tentacle rape makes it hard for you to pee, but you manage it anyway. The alien is angry.
Dubs decide.
>>676417316
Chops off alien tentacle and fucks the alien with it
>>676417988
Successfully convince alien to strangle me to death, entering no afterlife because Atheism is correct.
>>676418140
roll
>>676417988
Shoot the Alien and rape its corpse
>>676418140
rolls
shoot alien
>>676418140
roll.
>>676418140
Roll,but with Afterlife
>>676418140
Roll..
>>676417988
Summons John Cena to help you fight the alien
>>676418140
Rolling
Stop having sexy time with the alien and open a crate
>>676418140
Rolling again
>>676417988
Cut his tentacle with the knife and fist yourself
>>676418140
Rolling (99) or (00)
>>676418140
super
mega
deluxe
roll
>>676418399
That sounds fucking underage
>>676418399
WinRAR
>>676418140
fuck you, roll.
>>676417988
Summon Solaire, but instead of attack the alien Solaire fist you with his lighning spears
>>676418399
Kind of cancerous but hey dubs wins.
You scream into the void of space, begging for help. Cena hears, and Cena answers. Barrelling in from outta nowhere, he delivers a swift punch to the alien, causing it to drop you.
Dubs decides.
>>676418399
You're a faggot
OP sits on a dick whilst drawing
>>676419288
Nice waste of dubs.
>>676419202
Open the boxes
>>676419202
Lick John Cena's ass
>>676419202
You shoot John Cena to stop his cancer from spreading to a new planet
>>676419202
Open the fucking Boxes already
>>676419454
Re-roll
gangbang the alien
>>676419202
Kill john cena with laser in order to stock his meat as food resource.
>>676419202
build a fortress using the boxes
no alienz allowed
Now dp the alien with john cena
>>676419622
Winrar
>>676419637
roll
>>676416577
winrar
>>676419617
Reroll
>>676419622
WINRAR
My work here is done
john cena is actually pepe
>>676419202
I realise that my actions are being controlled by a couple of idiots in a forum, so I start to think about who I am and the meaning of life while john cena and the alien fisting me
>>676419741
read the rules faggot
>>676419202
i take the knife and cut of john cena's arm and use it like a dildo in my ass
rape the alien
>>676419660
roll
You thank John Cena for saving you.
"No worries bro. Just remem-" but you vaporise the peanut headed cunt before he can get the remainder of his sentence out. (Cena can no longer be interacted with).
Dubs decide.
rape john cena
>>676420411
OP you've got dubs twice stop wasting them
Summons PEPE and has him kill cena and fuck his body because cena is a normie
>>676420488
Lmfao you wasted dubs too faggot
>>676420488
You stop wasting them.
>>676420411
Shoot yourself in the ass
>>676420488
>>676420533
> wasting dubs this hard
>>676420488
>>676420588
Faggots
>>676420533
Refer to my last post
- OP
>>676420588
says you
>>676420411
Use Cena's remains to conjure a Satanic Trips Demon so that he can instruct me about this planet and its dwellers.
>>676420622
got
>>676420622
Winrar, but dubs still wasted
>>676420588
>>676420488
>>676420411
Cena can serve as a surrogate mother for a bio experiment. Also collecting the peanut butter for the child
Add more characters, like stay-puft marshmallow man
1st thing that came in to my head
>>676420622
If this counts as killing yourself then try fucking the alien again
>>676420622
You shoot yourself in the ass.
Dubs decide.
>>676421112
>Off by one
grab knife, cut tentacles off of alien and cut out eye and wear it as a helmet
>>676420411
take the knife and cut off the alien tentacles
>>676421199
WinRAR
>>676421199
Winner
>>676421199
>>676421213
hivemind
>>676421117
Summon tumblr feminazis
>>676421117
shoot the alien in the ass
>>676421117
make a hentai with the monster starting a corporation based on door to door tentacle rape
>>676421199
As revenge for the rape, you go to fucking town on the alien. Cutting off it's tentacles and slicing out it's eye, you revel in the bloodshed. The alien dies as a result of its injuries, but can still be interacted with.
Dubs decide. Also, 3 more pics until I leave thread.
>>676421782
You summon your friends by singing your battle cry
"My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin' at the zoos,
We wash ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too,
We're takin' down the zog machine, Jew, by Jew, by Jew
The white man marches on"
wear alien body and explore planet
>>676421782
Fuck the alien in a fit of revenge. Also check body for treasure
>>676421782
Use the alien's blood to conjure the final boss, Chuck Norris.
>>676421782
fuck the alien
store tentacles in anus
>>676421905
roll
>>676421782
Open chests
>>676422025
Reroll
>>676421782
Shit in aliens eye socket and rape the body
sew tentacles together and sew onto your penis
>>676421782
use knife and lighter to connect fresh alien brain to mine
>>676422114
Roll
walk to the right
>>676422166
winrar
>>676422025
Reroll...
>>676421782
Fist the alien and inside of him you find the holy grial
>>676422173
laser blaster instead
>>676422166
Using your rudimentary knowledge of sewing, you stitch the dead alien's tentacles to your penis. Impressed with your handiwork, you admire it for a few moments.
Dubs decides. Two pics until I leave thread.
explore the planet
>>676422606
fuck yourself
>>676422718
roll for new scenery
>>676422606
You use your new super peens to fuck a hole to the center of the alien planet and jizz into its core
>>676422606
Fist the alien and inside of him you find the holy grial
>>676422718
roll
>>676422797
Re-roll
look inside the brown boxes
>>676422551
roll
>>676422718
roll
>>676422718
rolling
>>676422797
Rolling
>>676422606
Go out and fuck all the alien bitches
>>676422606
Find a nuke in the alien powerful enough to destroy the planet
>>676422606
you beat your new space penis into overdrive and the ejaculate load blasts you into space
>>676422606
Use the knowledge contained in his brain to find the location of the tribe he came from, so I can go fuck the daughter of tribe leader.
>>676422797
Winner winner chicken dinner
an hero
>>676423048
using it to enter new dimension before all of this one is over
Go exploring, and look for treasure.
>>676422606
Kill self
>>676423276
what will be in the box?
>>676423333
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You walk to the nearest village and challenge their leader for control.
>>676423311
double dubs
>>676423333
wasted quads
>>676423333
A genie that grants 3 wishes.
>>676423333
Do this op, treasure genie box.
You use your new alien/human hybrid penis to fuck your way to the core and jizz all over it. You let out a roar of triumph.
Dubs decide. 1 pic left until I leave.
>>676423819
You drink the cum
>>676423819
Planet implodes
summon poo poo pepe and he shits all over the planet
>>676423810
roll!
>>676423819
The planet instantly use my sperm to give birth to the Antichrist.
>>676424186
roll
>>676423819
Ejaculate yourself back to earth
>>676423819
turn into gurren lagann
>>676424186
roll to end on this
destroy the whole universe
>>676424319
Re roll
>>676424186
Rolling
>>676424319
Roll
>>676424268
Reroll
>>676424319
rollin
>>676424319
Rollin
>>676424319
roll x los muerto
>>676424477
Winrar
>>676424523
If we call this winning. sure.
>>676424477
You ejaculate back to Earth using the power of your superdick.
That's it guys, thread's over. I'll be back tomorrow at 11:30pm GMT for another adventure thread. I know it's gay to schedule these but hey you had fun.
See ya
-OP
>>676425211
It ain't gay to schedule them.
Old school legit.
>>676425211
We traveled to an alien world, fucked it, and killed John Cena in the process. I'd call that mission success.
>>676425211
checked again
>>676425211
Sweet dubs to end OP, you got like 3 this thread you are true dubs master
>>676425211
And then I show off my superpowers to the world, making humanity instantly vote me as the new Earth President.
Well, that was a good one.
OP is definitely dubs master
>>676426162
yes and it ain't happening checkem