I sent my wife to the grocery store to get something for dinner tonight. She comes home with this bullshit and tells me to make some burgers. What do, /b/? Should I divorce her?
>>676416338
Genius, she got something for dinner. Like you asked.
>>676416338
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>>676416338
You should learn how to cook, you fucktard
>>676416338
Perhaps get the fuck off the computer and go make some fucking dinner?
>tfw going out tonight for dinner, fuck yeah
>>676416338
yeah dude you should probably divorce her before it's too late.
you don't have kids, right?
>>676416338
Use medium for burgers
>>676416338
Put it in a sock and beat her with it
>>676416338
go to mcdonalds
>>676416338
is this supposed to be funny since she didn't bring any patties and veggies or is the joke that you're incapable of doing the most basic cooking?
for all those who cant cook for shit- anything that lean isnt gonna taste good
>>676416338
Make some burgers fag.
>>676416338
Ask wife bring something for dinner, wife brings back something for dinner like she was told. Op bitchs like a little fag. You got game mate.
>>676417267
>doesn't understand the problem
>calls others incapable of basic cooking
Go back to saving your GBPs faggot.
>>676417267
The joke is that you don't use extra lean beef to make burgers because they'll taste like cardboard
>>676416338
You sound gay.
Grow a pair and cook burgers, you lazy fuck.
>>676417386
Exactly, funny how no one else got that, something that lean would be too dry to eat for a burger.
>>676417675
Except they don't.
Learn to cook, fatass.
>>676417784
You're an idiot
>>676416338
Is your wife fucking retarded?
>>676417675
While extra lean isn't optimal, you can still make delicious hamburgers with them if you aren't a useless cuck
>>676416338
Convert to islam and enslave her
fry it for 10 mins and put it in a bun ya pussy
>>676416338
Learn to cook so you could make your own shit you lazy fuck
>>676418100
>4% fat
>fry
Are you 12?
just make a bunch of taco meat and eat that.
>>676418021
If that's your argument she might as well have brought home ground turkey, veggie patties, or tofu. Season it well and anything is edible
>>676416338
grate some carrot, add chiili garlic and onion, add an egg and some bread crumbs and some worcestershire sauce mix with hands.. No more shit taste now taste ok with what you had
ITT: NEETs that have no concept of how to cook. But what the fuck op? I didn't even know they sold ground beef that lean.
>>676418469
>dry, crumbly patties
>edible
Pick one, shitlord
>>676416338
Well duh, that's how women always pick meat. They always shoot for the leanest because it's healthier. And some *mistakenly* believe that makes the tastiest burgers/steaks.
Every guy knows that it takes a bit of fat to make the steak/burger juicy. 75/25 or 80/20 is best, I think.
Best season those motherfuckers well. Montreal seasoning, garlic, and lawry's seasoning salt because it sure as shit is gonna be dry regardless of how expertly it's cooked.
>>676416338
You should let your mum dies leo
>>676418527
>egg
>breadcrumbs
That's called meatloaf you fucking plebeian
>>676416338
>can't do shit with lean beef
You are a useless husband and should divorce her as a favor.
>>676418563
my star says otherwise fagmotron
>>676416338
Learn to cook a burger with that. I've done it.
>take lean beef
>combine with chopped bacon and egg
>make burger
Really not that complicated
>>676418970
>things that have never happened
>>676416338
You should kill yourself.
>>676418711
I was arguing against dry crumbly patties, didn't realize I needed to tag my sarcasm
>>676416338
divorce
everyone knows ground beef for burgers should have at least 15% fat
>>676419075
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>676416338
>tells me to make burgers
>tells me to cook
>tells me
>a man
>to cook
This is why I'm not getting married. Bet you regret it now, don't you?
>>676418857
LOL fucktard to you fatamerafag maybe to you but to the rest of us who have a clue on how to use something other then pre packaged foods this is another way kiddy wink
>>676419075
i'm gonna tag your ass with my dick if you dont suck it up and make some food for your wife you dumb doublenigger
>>676416338
https://youtu.be/NIwnebQsJb8
>>676416338
I assumed it was because she got walmart meat, chemically enhanced, not fresh meat that has been placed in "modified atmosphere packaging", aka carbon dioxide.
But ya, extra lean. I'm pretty sure you could serve that in a bowl of water and it would still be dry.
>>676419195
women can't cook for shit
men are the best cooks
i'm shite at baking though
>>676419208
Underage b&
I'm afraid that a divorce isn't good enough, Opie. She might end up with someone else and pull the same shit. For thew good of the realm, you must kill her.
You gotta just beat the devil out her
>>676419220
Eat my meat
