What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. You are off the coast of California, and you have heard rumors of treasure buried here, but you would be happy just to get home safely.
Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the beach, rocks in the shape of a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
Your penis turns into Hitler, and he tries to convince you to rebuild the reich
Fist yourself
>>676408917
Rule 4, my dude.
I drink saltwater until it replaces my blood.
Fist yourself breh
>>676408924
>>676409319
You fist yourself while you wait for doubles.
Dubs decides.
Cut down the tree with a coconut
Use tree as dildo
Eat sand
>>676409602
Reroll
check water/food/fap/crap levels n shot
Realise you made the thread at a horrible time, then die.
>>676409739
reroll
Try to swallow a coconut. If it doesnt fit put it in your ass
>>676409116
>>676409450
>the dubs gets ignored
An hero OP
>>676410046
There hasn't been dubs in the thread faggot
>>676409677
You fit all of the branches, and a single coconut, into your anus, but not the entire tree.
You experience immeasurable pleasure.
Dubs decides.
>>676409763
Why is this a horrible time?
>>676410344
wasted dubs
>>676410268
Create a Cult of Personality with the rocks as my second in command.
Cut tree in half by squeezing asshole, proceed to turn into a raft
>>676410555
nice
>>676410268
You take everything out and suck your shit
>>676410477
I don't understand or have patience for this get.
>>676410555
Drawing.
>>676410727
>>676408704
look for treasure
>>676411085
roll!
>>676410555
You squeeze the tree with your sphincter, and turn the resulting log into a raft.
By the power of trips, a haggard old man pushes through a trapdoor underneath the disturbed sand.
Dubs decides.
kill the old man and use his organs as a sail
Ignore trapdoor and fuck old guy
BEAT HIM WITH ROCKS
>>676411445
roll
>>676411280
cut off old guy's arms, use one to fist yourself and the other him.
>>676411445
Roll
>>676411445
Reroll,also use his dick as a paddle
>>676411280
Fuck the old haggard while saying "I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY"
>>676411280
Turn him into a sexy Mermaid using a Magic Spell
Ride raft
>>676411615
fuckin roll
>>676411864
Reroll
Cut the mans face off and go full leather - face
>>676412053
Roll
>>676410871
>>676411864
Roll
>>676412053
Reroll
fuck the old man and impregnate his balls with your seed
>>676412053
rolll
>>676412053
>>676412256
GODAMMIT REREROLL
>>676412320
reroll
>>676411615
reroll
smash and rub rocks together with each other and sand and salt water in between them
>sharp rocks
use sharp rocks (one rock is the hammer) to cut down the tree for enough working wood
plant some parts of the tree for new trees
>more wood and food and coconut drinks
weave rope from the leaves from the tree(s) for construction
make a bow drill for firemaking with the sharp rock and the wood and the rope, when you have it, make fire with the wood
>pottery, hard wood, boiling, cooking
make an axe or adze with the sharp rock (make a hole in a thick stick, harden it in the fire and put the rock in there) for easier cutting of following trees and a weapon against krakens
dig deep with sticks for mud and make pots and tiles and stuff with the mud, harden it in the fire
boil seawater in the fire with the pots
build a home with the tiles
eat more coconuts
be happy
>be happy
be happy op
>>676411864
Rereroll
sit.
>>676412053
Rollcake
>>676412260
rerelling
Cook spaghetti noodles at my feet and have a feast
>>676412053
Rollerino
>>676412418
rolling for this
>>676412260
roll
build computer from old guy, use tree as wi-fi and attempt to post on 4chan in this thread and get dubs
>>676412646
lole
>>676412053
I swear to god I'm going to jump off a building if I don't get.
>>676412722
fuck rolling singles to make that
>>676408704
Oh nice I remember this from that one time
Let me dig up my pictures, also:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
You start to summon Cthulhu.
Fuck that bitch Allah, we'll get him proper this time.
>>676412611
winrar
>>676412611
KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID TROGLODYTE PIECE OF SHIT.
>>676412818
Oh I forgot the pic of course.
Silly cultist me.
>>676412611
first dubs
>>676412418
reroll
>>676412418
roll
let's be happy anons
>>676412418
get
one of the coconuts becomes sentient then kills you
>>676412611
win kek
has OP abandoned us?
Yes, most probably, lol....
OP WHERE YOU AT?
>>676414445
Fuck almost quads...
>>676414491
>>676414445
>>676414445
http://offbyone.com/offbyone/
>>676413824
OP can't withstand the might of Cthulhu and has to push his shitty trapdoor story through again.
>>676412818
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
He will rise.
>>676415333
Oh that came out wrong. I mean: fuck off with the trapdoor story and summon Cthulhu!
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>676415545
Bleh I had that pic already. A new one for the old one!
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>676415712
hitler would have ripped your ass
>>676415818
>>676415712
Hitler wouldn't have done a thing. Hitler never did anything wrong and obeying Cthulhu is good.
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>676416316
Praise be the old one!
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>676416316
Fuck off with your oversized gay fish.
>>676416736
He will rise again. Chant with us!
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>676416961
Allah tried to stand against the old one and Allah was ripped apart.
You might be trying to stand against the old one but you are so insignificant nobody will even notice you to be ripped apart.
Being worse than a false god, being worse than mudslimes.
But even then the old one will be great and rip us all apart equally! Praise!
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
