Im so completely fucked,/b/ >be me >be fapping just half
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Im so completely fucked,/b/
>be me
>be fapping just half an hour ago because Mother is gone for the whole day
>i fap to lets say "special stuff", i dont want to say it
>hear loud music with headphones while jerking it,because thats what i do usually
>i hear door open
>"Anon,wha-"
>My Mother stands in the Door,her Face is pale as Snow and her Eyes are widely opened
>Im in pure shock
>She runs out of my Room and leaves the House
>havent seen her since
How do i get out of this?The worst Part is she saw exactly what was going on on my screen. Im literally shivering right now.
>>676393183
what was the special stuff?
Dude people here fap to anything that moves, sometimes even to things that doesn't move, you'll be fine
>>676393404
Do i really have to say it? It was just one Image.
>>676393404
he was probably fapping to cheese pizza like the giant faggot he is
>>676393534
Yes
>>676393534
Say it. It's an anonymous board.
>>676393534
yes, so we know how bad it was
>>676393534
It was cp. I'm pretty sure I'm in big trouble now
>>676393534
>>676393718
You Done fucked up
>>676393645
>>676393617
Okay,here it is.
This is the only image she saw
>>676393534
Yes, you do have to say it or else no one will ever get past that point. Even still, people may not get past it so get on with it.
>>676393718
you could lie and say you were fapping to normie porn and the cp was just an advertisment
>>676393718
Not me.
>>676393718
why the fuck would you fap to that in the first place
Gross ass motherfucker, end it now. No one will ever love you again and they are right you sick retard
>>676393718
you fucking pedo mook
>>676393718
>fapping to CP
Why?
>>676393820
That's not so bad...
>>676393820
Doesn't look that much like cp
>>676393820
Ur fuckin dun kiddo.
>>676393998
>>676393981
>>676393910
I repeat this guy is not me,OP. I was fapping to pic related.
>>676393820
>>676393718
I hope she reports you to the authorities. That's what I'd do.
>>676393820
LOL, your mom is afraid to go back in the house. You should leave so she can at least change the locks.
>>676393718
>>676393820
Pic related for you.
Also thanks for reminding me that there are some people out there who are even more depraved than i am. Makes me feel like i still have a soul.
>>676393718
cumon man
>>676394004
Fine.
>>676393820
One, echh.
Two, you could leave a picture with similar colors and looks as that. Red around the edges, girl in middle.
Three, the fuck is wrong with you OP?
>>676394116
sorry, forgot pic
this is what i was fapping to...
>>676394290
I feel uncomfortable looking at this.
>>676394169
I cant just leave!
>>676394290
Thanks,fake OP.
>>676394285
Nothing is wrong with me!
>>676393718
Post the cp
Do this
https://youtu.be/dvptbpsAApU
>>676393183
Don't make us guess OP... We have already seen much more than any other humain being.
There were once a kid who was fapping to tiles patern so whatever you fap to . Just tell us and let us know
So ?
OP here sorry for making you wait, this is what I was fapping to.
>>676394619
It was this.
>>676393820
>>676394655
You're fucked op
>>676394290
WTF
>>676394503
>MFW he ignores my advice.
You're the one who fucked up, m8.
>>676394290
How does it piss? Also how the fuck does it orgasm? Can it orgasm? My mind is full of Wat!
>>676394116
If your mom is super Christian literally get all the religious figures and smash em, get a cross and turn them all upside down and just pretend you are possessed. Stark speaking in mumbo jumbo. If she asks you what happened just tell her you payed with a ouija board. You're welcome!!!
How hilarious.
>>676393718
Live lesson learned: ALWAYS put the screen facing the other direction of the door.
>>676393820
damn...
>>676394841
The Advice doesnt help at all. She saw the Picture EXACTLY in full detail.
>>676394881
Not Christian at all.
>>676394881
HAHA you killed me Sir
>>676394512
nice try fbi
>>676393820
why do people even fap to this fuckin shit, holy crap. You deserve what's cumin to ya m8
>>676394770
>>676394770
>>676394770
>>676395212
I dont see how. I never did anything wrong.
>>676394655
kekt
>>676395212
fucking kids nowadays
>>676395024
Well just fucking pretend you're possessed!! You don't have an option dude!
Buy a ouija board right now!
>>676394872
there's clearly a hole in the nub if you look close enough
>>676394655
hot, you mind if i save this pic?
>>676395372
>fucking kids
I mean he's almost there kek
>>676395024
Well - as you concluded - you done fucked up. I think you'll have to get some sort of therapy, even if that sounds like absolute bullshit. Well... especially because it sounds like absolute bullshit - fapping to that kind of stuff is off the chart kind of fucked up (for reallife proportions). Maybe therapy will actually help you - i don't know.
Good luck.
>>676395212
I can tell you just started masturbating. I bet you get hard off cleavage. Anon don't worry about it, she's your mom dude it will blow over in a week.
just tell your mom that you are sexually repressed and need to vent your urges on stranger and stranger things because you're super horny
Anyway that's just some cartoon shit... (lol)
Dunno what to say OP. Communication is key in most of the situation I have to say... But it is hard for me to assess properly what your mommy thought of the whole situation.
This could be worse you could be really fappin' to CP which in my opinion is the worst scenario !
>>676393183
>>676395338
alright fair enough, no you didn't do anything wrong but at the end of the day it's a little girl getting her limbs cut off, I duno m8. Whatever rocks ur boat.
>>676395477
Why? Everythings okay with me to be honest. Im no Psychopath or some shit like that,i have Morals
>>676395594
>implying normalfags see a noteable difference between loli and actual cp
>Masturbating to CP
>Computer is facing the door
>Lives with mom
Only option is to kill yourself
Tell her you've been depressed and that you want to see a psychotherapist and shit. Maybe cry a little, say that you don't even recognise yourself and you thought about cutting like an emo fag and this is your way to make you suffer like cutting yourself without marks on your body
>suicide might a good option too
>>676393183
You gotta run too anon
Leave for a few hours.
>>676395769
>implying there's a difference.
You're fucked in the head either way dude.
Lurking ....
Go get some lunch from the kitchen or something. Let us know how that goes.
>>676393534
It's fucking 4chan. Whatever you say, there's probably something ten times worse somewhere on /b/.
>>676393183
If it was CP, then you should just end it all now.
You dont deserve life, you sick bastard. You should kill yourself.
If it was not CP and it was just hentai or whatever, maybe even grotesque hentai or hell, even BDSM or whatever, /b/ is there for you, it was nothing too bad
Reinstating my point, if it was child porn, kill yourself
>>676395869
Kek
>>676395457
Thanks Lori
>>676394655
if ur a banana faggot then fuck yes its gonna be great while ur internet is gone. i hope u never get it back u dirty jew
>this thread
>>676395741
I believe you - but the therapy is not for you, but for your mother. She wants the best for you, and that includes you not becoming even more of a degenerate then you already are. The only way i can think of you bringing that message across to her is going to a therapist - even if nothing comes off it. And maybe you find a way to fap to normal (pig disgusting 30 year old 3d pornstars) stuff.
>>676395741
>i have Morals
>fap to CP
don't know if you are trolling or plain retarded
>>676393183
kill yourself faggot
>>676396207
It wasnt CP for fucks sake,read the fucking thread!
>>676393718
Hahahahahahahaha
She'll tell a friend who will tell her friend and so on.......
You'll walk down the street and hear people saying "beast, it's the beast"
>>676396020
Wait what ????... the picture he showed is not the actual picture he fapped to ?
Like he fapped to real CP... Holy piece of shit could god have mercy of your soul
>>676396179
Jesus Christ she caught him jerking off albeit to a strange image but that's it. Motherfuckers make it sound like she found his rape dungeon with all this shit about needing therapy.
>>676394770
You should feel ashamed for having this on yer computer....
>>676396326
That's actually true
>>676396406
I don't think he needs therapy, but i figure it's the only way to look in his mothers eyes ever again.
Its been a half hour. She's prob had enough time to contemplate what she just saw. Now is a good time to discuss it with her... If you don't then your relationship with her can only get worst
>>676396326
Oh fuck no. Please no. Ive had nightmares already about someone finding out.
>>676393183
How old are you? Just curious.
Just tell here ever since dad left you haven't been the same?????? You want her to feel sorry for you, unless she fucking Hayes your guts, then the only thing to do is go away very very far.
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This is disgusting... and your MOM saw this?? I would feel so bad
>>676393183
only one thing you can do: get fucking mad at her for not knocking
i hope you told her before that she should knock?
>>676396731
just lie and say it popped up on the screen, problem solved
>>676393183
Well, if it's worth anything, I was feeling extremely depressed but I'm feeling a little better now. Thnx anon.
lol you can be sure she will talk about it to some of her friends.. thats what moms do all the times
you're fucked
>>676393183
Call her and tell her to come back home with some chicken tendies.
>>676396894
>javascript:quote('676393183');
kek
>>676396326
Nigga I was able to bang one of my moms older friends because she did exactly this.
>be me
>masturbate to amateur mature porn
>mom sees internet history
>says I'm sick and is mad for about three days
>some time passes
>older friend of my mom comes to visit
>mom is at work but she insists on waiting for my mom to get home
>begin to conversate
>"Anon your mom told me you were into real women"
>dick becomes diamond and we fuck.
Sadly there's no cartoon women so op isn't going to get laid like me because his mom mouthed off to her friends.
>>676393820
Thats it??
>>676393820
OP you are the most fucked up person ive seen on b
What s wrong with you man???
>>676396568
and yet I feel nothing
I've no idea what it is maybe you can explain?
Tell your mother that you want a little sister
>>676397066
I dont think she would believe that since the Image took the whole Screen
>>676393183
it's ok op go back to sleep its all a dream
Maybe shes afraid and will call the cops
kek imagine if youre the first page of newspaper
>>676397383
You don't realise how bad it is yet... it will come on your minf as soon as you see her again
>>676397175
I can confirm this
quick someone screencap this shit
>>676397239
>>676397329
Really masturbating to that image makes him the worst person on /b/ i have seen thread completely dedicated to pictures like this and that images isnt bad compared to what i saw
>>676393596
underated post
so your mom know that youre a pedo
good luck for your future
>>676396734
8 but i'm very mature!!
>>676397549
Haha,i wish,i remember dreaming about her finding out already. Worst fucking nightmares of my Life. Her slashing some poor Girls Head off,laughing in my face and saying: "Hot,isnt it,Anon?"
>>676397588
I mean shes grossly overweight and probably has trouble shitting or something but am I missing something here?
>>676397383
That's shock. You feel nothing because the large masses of adrenaline stop your brain from functioning properly.
>>676393820
nobody gives a fuck, except your mother apparently.
fucking underage /b/
>>676393820
You're fucked
everyone will know youre fucked up
>>676397862
Nice bait
Fapped to similar shit today... I feel bad now
>>676397887
now it's real dude you gotta move out and start a new life
>>676398239
Atleast no one found out about it.
>>676393820
Top kek OP - she's not worried about the age of that woman.
Mom to Cops : Hi sir I just saw my son fapping to Gore CP, what could I do?
>>676398014
shock from my own picture? are you trying to meme on me?
We can't really do something for you OP.... hope you won't be in jail for too long
>>676398412
No stupid - shock from your mom seeing your picture.
>>676398388
I know. The guy who posted "i fapped to CP" wasnt me.
hope you wont go in jail
good luck
its not the picture thats wrong its the fact that you fapped with the computer screen facing the door and fapped playing loud music like wtf i dont care if i was the only man alive i wouldnt make all those mistakes.
>>676398412
I think he ment the shock from getting caught. Still doesnt make sense though.
>>676398333
How? I dont have anything. No money. Nothing.
What is masturbation?
>>676393183
Its like you wanted to get caught, anon.
>>676397801
you just might been in one of those threads
