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Post the most fucked up shit you have on your PC
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nah, dont want to get v&
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If I had a picture of you OP I'd post it
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>>676370363
Jesus fuck is it 2000 again.
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>>676370801
/thread
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>>676371084
It's fake.
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>>676371084


Saved.
Drugs or whats the story?
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>>676371205
Fucking niggers. They all deserve to be locked away. Only a nigger would sucker punch an old defenseless lady.
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>>676371341
Suicide.
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>>676371399
kek
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>>676371444
He's a well dressed white man.
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>>676371341
It's an amatuer horror movie promo, newfag.
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>>676371444
Trips is right
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>>676370363
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>>676371399
Kid didn't know what was going on. It's all good. She's sexy though. Too bad she's a whore.
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>>676372189
still funny tho
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>>676371205
white person? definitely fake or russian
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>>676372358
Yes it was funny, I wasn't debating that.
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>>676372415
It's not fake amerifat.
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rare Pepe to say the least.
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>>676372415
Nope. Judging from the store and clothing American. Probably Irish descent.
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>>676371136
You can't see this and not believe there's a mental illness involved.
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>>676372728
Dude, even traps know that this is mental illness. They don't even deny it anymore...
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we need more pics and webms guys
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>>676371205
Czechoslovak. Obviously. Kam.
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>>676371136
Harry Potter and the sorcerer's balls
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>>676372728
He had ball cancer.
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>>676371136
LGBT community, ladies and gentleman.

It's the feminazis' fault. Why hate men this much?

A little I can understand. Many a' shitty fathers..............................................................................................................ouch, you silly bastard.
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>>676372635
super-cramped, shitty store screams of uzbekistan or some shit
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>>676373139
That was painful to watch.
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>>676373196
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>>676373321
My dick shriveled up into my balls, then my balls went into my stomach.
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>>676372961
>>676373190
Nice try. Stay mad americucks
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>>676373685
Fucking filename killed me
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so guys i just ran the gauntlet and it did nothing for me, can we make our own 20 levels of actual bad shit near the end?
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>>676373928
Tue gauntlent is for freaking out normies.
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>>676374169
Seems that way
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>>676374175
hahaha saved
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>>676370843
DELETE THIS
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>>676374400
i wood berry my dick so far in her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
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>>676374648
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>>676374632
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Didn't scare me off
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kek
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>>676374400
Source that queen
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>>676371994
game name?
or is it just a simulation
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>>676370843
fuck...
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>>676370843
hot
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>>676374888
These filenames are the best
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>>676371205
Pow!
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>>676375512
kek
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>>676375389
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>>676371341
Are you seriously that gullible?
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>>676375775
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>>676373927
Only thing I'm questioning here is HOW THE HELL THEY PRODUCE SUCH GREAT FECES?!?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
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>>676371994
What is this game?
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>>676371994
NAME? NOW
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>>676373635
Wtf is that thing
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>>676375006
Filename
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>>676370363
What does this smell like?
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>>676376134
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>>676376327
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>>676376857
a niglet is born
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>>676373471
literal magic.
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>>676370363
Holy fuck. Tubgirl? Really? I've had that shit on my computer longer than most of you have been alive.
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>>676372352
Kek
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>>676370843
FFFFFUUUUUUUUCK
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>>676374632
MORE LIKE THIS IM 21 I THINK I FOUND MY FETISH ITS FUCKING MONSTER GIRLS AND SHIT

no delete the last word, no shit involved plz
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>>676377964
kek'd. Is this you?
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>>676376971
How the fuck is it possible to shit so much at once?
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>>676378308
if you are talking ghostgirls, vapires, devilgirls, zombies, monstergirls then yes
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>>676378281
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>>676378643
I wasn't, but now I am
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>>676377171
What the actual fuck, whoever made this should be raped and killed by niggers.
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>>676374632
I have had high-dreams that started out like this. Her pussy was tight af and when I woke up there was cum all over my bed.
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>>676379052
what can u bring to the table then
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>>676376808
more?
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>>676376808
cheese pizza?
MODS
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>>676379394
>blackwomangivesbirth.webm
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>>676379052
I would like to see what you have. I don't care if you have anything, but if you do... Anon please.
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>>676374400
her legs are as hairy as mine id still fuck her tho
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>>676376971
I farted a minute ago, forgot about it, watched this.
>Mfw fart wafted up and added another dimension to the vid
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>>676379779
kek
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>>676379336
Food, beverages, flatware, plates etc..

>>676379712
Not a monstergirl, but here's a pretty great .webm
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>>676378534
I had to go back and watch that to confirm, but yeah, I just dropped one about that size. I'm guessing that diet is the major factor.
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>>676379921
tha..thats good enough for now
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>>676373815
i would like this actually, just nothing to do with the penis please
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>>676376653
A Weta from New Zealand.
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>>676380164
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>>676375512
joe swanson
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>>676379921
Thanks
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>>676380101
You're welcome.
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>>676375512
Someone skipped leg day!
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>>676380473
I kek'd hard at this
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>>676371084
That shit is fake ive seen it
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>>676370801
You sick fuck
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>>676379598
You stole the words right out my keyboard
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>>676381106
>>676381170
dont you ever get tired of posting the same shit over and over and over again
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>>676381258

No.
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>>676373176
Hot
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>>676381370
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>>676374888

didnt know Honey Boo Boo was into porn already
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>>676371620
BIGGINS!!!
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>>676381705
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>>676379227
Kekked a lot but how is it possible?
Did someone shove the baby back in when they realized its white?
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>>676382286
It looks breach.
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>>676381170
Story on this one?
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>>676370843
why did i kek so hard anon/ WHYY
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>>676382286
It probably got stuck on its way out and suffocated because it did not reach the air in time. They had to cut the dead baby to get it out.
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>>676375006
https://naughtynatural.com/videos/bad-student-2/
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>>676384570
http://xhamster.com/movies/3352060/extremely_hairy_harley_hex_has_a_heavenly_orgasm_with_a_toy.html
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>>676384431
hl2stalker.webm
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>>676384764
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>>676373057
OH THAT MAKES SENSE, BETTER EAT EM THEN
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>>676377171
Holy shit anon, its been a long time.
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>>676370363
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>>676374400
when feminism goes too far, hairy shit.
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>>676373685
>ooo shes pretty hot
>wait wtf is she doing?
>OH GOD NOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>676374896
not gonna lie, that's genius.
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>>676373927
hot as fuck
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>>676371399
Chekd 'n kekd
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>>676370843
Full vid??
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>>676374794
the most fucked up pussy ever
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>>676371622
Same thing as nigger
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>>676374592
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>>676371444
Hahahahaha white people just shoot them dead. Way less painful. My grandma was shot dead by a redneck crackhead for the change she had in her purse.
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>>676384431
>straightouttaauschwitz.webm
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>>676383380
dog is kill
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>>676370843
Reported for animal abuse
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>>676392932
Kek, u know u can be banned for posts like this?
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daisys destruction but dont want to get b&
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Send enything you want to this thai lady
[email protected]
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>>676376740
sauce to this particular webm?
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>>676373196
>That was painful to watch.
i didnt make it to the end.
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>>676370843

"Can it be..? is this.. for me? AWMNOMNOM!"
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>>676370363
no thank you, and thats not really a kind image, my parents told me i can't get internet the next 2 hours
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best I have
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>>676370363
Age of Empires torrent download that doesn't work.
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>>676371136
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>>676395777
You can be proud, made me shiver
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>>676370363
https://youtu.be/NIwnebQsJb8
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>>676372592
This one made me lel.. It pretty much sums up the freaks on the internet.
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>>676370548
2ooo?!?!?! 1999!
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>>676373635
K, fuck! Just kill that unholy monster already!!!
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>>676371994
Press B noob
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>>676396918
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>>676373685
is that a vintage trollface on her upper leg?
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So I just tried to upload a webm of a bunch of japanese dudes forcing a garden hose into a girls mouth until she starts to choke on the water and it said "upload failed"

can mods ban specific files?
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>>676376653
What happens when you nuke a turk, mutates and is pissed.
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>>676384672
a nekrophile's harem
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>>676396918

someone please explain

nerve gas joke isn't funny
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>>676396918
The fuck is going on here??
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And also this
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>>676398400
>>676398272
a man paid a doctor to mutilate his penis and then fold up inside of his torso so that his penis pocket resembles and ugly cunt
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>>676381007
thats fucking terrible
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>>676380305
I'm not fucking clicking that
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>>676381007
I didn't know this was a YLYL thread,
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>>676381007
ok, if you're going to do this, WHY RECORD YOURSELF?
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>>676373635
>mfw
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I saw once a webm where a japanese woman or man was sawing off a skinned dog's legs and it was still alive.
That one was the video where I choked.
Someone has it?
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>>676398204
>I shouldn't have quit the nail salon.
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>>676371084
camera would be shaking way harder, right after the 4th head bang look at the cupboard in the background on the right and it is too obvious.
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>>676373685
Okay...
A legit question, you freaks
Wouldn't actually shitting in a persons mouth give the receiver hepatitis?
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>>676396456
>really proud
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>>676401013
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>>676381106
Lietuvis?
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>>676374040
This is my fetish.
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>>676370363
>>676370363
>>676370363
>mfw
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>>676396918
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>>676372352
Seems pretty fishy
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>>676370363
I am 34. I printed this picture out my freshmen year of high school and brought it in to show everyone. From Rotten - 1996. Old as fuck. Are you 12?
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>>676385639
you fucking animal
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>>676370548
>>676396800
More like 96'...
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>>676398875
>penis pocket
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>>676396918
Gene Simmons gets a new pussy.
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>>676399002
How to be edgy 101
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>>676370363
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>>676380473
I'm just asking to see if anyone knows for sure, why are they clapping?
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>>676381170
the white one fucking ran back for his friend only for him to be clobbered
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>>676381007
If those were cats, she'd be a dead woman
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>>676402378
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>>676370363
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>>676370363
this picture is older than 4chan
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>>676370363
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>>676392932
lol those tabs
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>>676402502
/thread
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>>676374632
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>>676403898
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>>676384431
Best anna frank cosplay ever
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>>676378281
Disgusting
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>>676374400
Moar
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>>676392932
How the fuck is it animal abuse, you can feed a mouse to a snake so why not a dog? There is no difference between the two, they are both animals.
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>>676376971
yeah this is fucked up, i feel sick
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>>676370363

i-is that a photograph of a computer screen?
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>>676403783
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>>676378281
Fucking mangina
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>>676371399
>>676371399
I'm gonna need more of this.
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>>676370363

Must be heterosexual faggot.
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>>676371084
this is fake you guys. lmao.
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>>676396918
How fettuccine is made
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>>676381007
i hope she gets raped by 12 angry gorillas and left bleeding to death from her putrid vagina
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>>676404819
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>>676395777
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>>676401013
>>676401063
Oh my god, that was a great fucking night. Bitch went insane.
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>>676370363
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>>676396918
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>>676370843
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>>676407329

Identify a hetero 1 on 1:

Males:

if above 25, they have not gotten laid in quite some time
General ignorance
Mindless personalities that match their monotone "I'm a dude" voices.
A chav, douchebag, or guido. All closet cases.
Avoidance of child support.
Unsafe around little girls.
Finds Dane Cook funny.
Knows endless information about sports, operating machinery, what he did with his 'buddies' last night, etc.
Represses his feelings and compensates by acting like a douche and getting plastered. Insecurity is not pretty my friend.
Roid Rage. (and other kinds of rage)
Has watched Meatspin to the point of being considered gay, but will still deny the fact.
Calls you a faggot because you like to watch Basketball instead of Football, which makes perfect sense.
Extreme levels of Unwarranted Self-Importance
50% of straight male conversation is devoted to Sports (ironic, considering some sports are about big, sweaty men rubbing on each other) 30% is doublespeak, meant to hide their attraction to their fellow "straight" friends (actually that sounds a little homo...), and the other 20% is about their cock (gaydar readings of over 9000). Pie Chart pending.
If all else fails, stick a cock in his ass. If he has an irrational violent response, he's probably a heterosexual.
If he responds favorably: heterosexuality is equally probable.
Jealousy of homosexuals
Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock

Females:

Cry a lot
Cannot field-strip an assault rifle
Cannot name more than three Indigo Girls songs
Get almost raped a lot
Pretend to be lesbian in order to garner male attention.
Feminazi

Both:

Have complexes
Unstable when angry, and tend to bitch slap
Pussies
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>>676407639
>mfw i read this
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>>676370363

themacuser.org
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>>676374709
I'm oddly aroused by this, i really, i mean REALLY wanna fuck this woman.
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>>676408182
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>>676374400
ugggh. hairy girls are so amazing.
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more?
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>>676402882
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>>676408368
back in highschool me and my friend zach made the all the printers print that picture
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>>676401246
taip lietuvis
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>>676408575
holy shit i want to do that
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>>676374922
i dont get why people do this. i can take A LOT of fucked up shit but this stuff is just fucking disgusting.
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>>676371399
Source on this please?
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>>676408368
Kek. And yes MOAR please
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>>676404659
the difference is how dogs and mice breed, as in, dogs dont multiply like a fucking calculator.
also
>they are both animals
guess i can feed a baby to my pet snake too, its technically an animal
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>>676371399

Who the fuck can't finish a Caprisun?
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>>676408049
Fun fact, that plant he died in is called cheeseweed and it's edible. It's seeds look like little pumpkins. [cue music] The more you know.
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>>676371136
I'm more disgusted in the friends they are literally Canibles
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>>676378534
because laxative and over eating for the sole purpose of pooping a lot. i love scat :)
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>>676374175
Holy shit that girl in the red was so fucking hot
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>>676381007
I want wife her up
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>>676391404
Ha!
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>>676381217
been a while since i've seen shovel dog
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>>676408086
What the fuck is wrong with black people?
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>>676410183
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>>676390267
IT'S TAPE
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The only thing I am impressed by is that no one was dumb enough to post child porn
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>>676379227
>stabbyjabjabcutcutstabsnipyankyankyank
The most legit medical procedure
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>>676402652
Its from end of watch. A movie
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>>676410633
That's a white guy dude.
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>>676411163
Retard, you must be a nigger your self
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>>676409367
You can and you should feed your baby to a snake. Stop being a faggot, anon. Either all life is precious or no life is.
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>>676409999
Quads for a scat post, really?
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>>676398204
"ahhh"
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>>676411364
>>676411380
>>676409999
>>676378534
>>676376971

Blacks disgust me.
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>>676382286
nah the umbillical cord is still intact
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