Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
>>676360771
Didn't realize michael cera had gained so much weight.
>>676361189
Why are you so rude?
>>676361959
Shave off that pubehair that you call a moustache and for the love of god,don't ever have curly hair again. After doing that,lose 50 pounds.
You'll be a solid 6/10,7/10 if wearing a suit with proper cologne.
This picture seems incredibly old.
The resolution is far too low for it to be a newer phone. The "2011" that comes after the first bunch of numbers is also very suspicious. This could be you,OP,but i'm guessing it's a very old picture,taken 5 years ago,maybe?
Reverse google search doesn't come up with anything,but it's anyway pretty easy to avoid it with just a little smudge or line in paint.
I think you're a 5/10 right now and after you do what this anon said >>676362196
You'd probably be a 7/10,even 8/10.
>>676362662
low resolution? I can fucking see his blackheads
>>676362662
8/10... you must be one ugly motherfucker yourself if you think that guy could be an 8/10.
m 18
me and my lads x
>>676364033
magnificent face
Rate me /b/ros
>>676363310
And you must be one dumb motherfucker if you think he can't. Makeup,weight loss and basic creme+shave and this is a 7/10 at least. I'm guessing your standards are ridiculously high and i advise you to change that habit of yours as quickly as possible because i'm assuming you're a fat peice of shit yourself.
>>676363281
>960x540
>normal phone camera resolution today is 2K-4K
the kid who set himself on fire last month and streamed it
Me, after going insane.
>>676365438
>2013
>last month
okidokey mister oldman
>>676365367
coming to 4chan and not expecting to be trolled
>hows virginity working or ya?
>>676365546
ya i bet
>freaks out on mom after getting owned in vidya
>throws tater tots across room
>INSANE IN THE MEMBRAIN
Pic around 1 year old
Rate my half chinese shitface <3
>>676365438
I wonder what he's up to now
>>676365229
Zozzle/10
>>676365847
you look like james francos gay cousin
>>676366099
can i hire you to dj my sister's birthday party?
>>676366211
find out and post results
Pics or it didnt happen
>>676360771
NACHOOOOOO
Kneel down
>>676366454
how many shitty tatoos do you have?>>676366662
kneel before isis
>>676364724
lost
>>676360771
I like your style, brother.
>>676365546
your beard seems unnecessary
>>676366788
Isis see me as to handsome to behead
>>676366333
Topzozzle m8, topzozzle
>>676364033
please tell me this is photoshopped, his face looks ridiculous
at the crackhouse
>>676367574
ur hair is trying to get away, u should use more tape
>>676367600
u have the facial hair of an isis woman
>>676367808
why niggers trying to cut their hair to look like the cast of veggie tales
>>676367968
post the dirties shit u can find for proof
>>676364033
nice egg man shoop
>>676367968
Where r ur eyebrows anon??? Burn them off smoking rocks???
>>676367968
show us the crack
>>676364033
He looks like he's taking a massive shit.
Y'all fucker are wack, i live it <3
Better?
Got rid of those curles!
>>676365847
You look like me
>>676363796
>>676364155
villain from a james bond movie/10
i lied its not a crackhouse , its the weedspot
>>676369352
Equally impressive.
>faces of /b/
not a single fucking time stamp. bet this is all samefag
>>676369897
Thanks.
I just want to look best as I can, so any advice is welcomed.
>>676369882
dare u to stick a nug in ur ass and tell me if it gets u high cause u lied to me
Me without moustache.
rate me b
>>676369352
You look like 1986
>>676360771
Smoking a spliff when the boy goes to bed in a few
>>676366099
Can I hire you to take my math test on Thursday
>>676360771
You look like what happens when jonah hill and Michael cera face swap
>>676369352
Way better. Now go get a gym membership and you'll be a 7/10
>>676370571
i hate this show
>>676371779
mfw ur parents are jack white and andrew ck
>>676370441
Not bad honestly. If you stay well groomed, you'll look fine.
>>676366454
You look like my ex..damn.
>>676364049
Beautiful. 10/10 master piece.
>>676369882
looks like all leaves and stems. Learn to trim better or get a better guy. I mean if you wanna rip people off keep doing what you're doing though.
>>676372668
you dont have to get more piercings to distract from ur acne just take the proactive challenge
>>676370441
You look like the guy from revenge of the nerds
>>676373324
Nah, piercings are because I like them. And I use organic charcoal scrub. It's mostly hormonal acne but I've had it for a good ten plus years. Birth control helps more than anything else. It's not always so bad.
>>676373624
how many glasses you need
4 eyed bitch
>>676363796
u wot m8
>>676365284
how do you cut your hair ?
>>676365644
>trolled
Pretty shitty damage control,mate.
You're either 12 or mentally disabled if you think you're a funny troll xDD ebin.
Newfag.
>>676360771
>>676373624 why do u like them? its hideous. try proactive science was made for a reason, thats why your birth control works and charcoal doesnt
>>676373700
Maybe the sun gets in my eyes sometimes and transitions are for kikes, fuckin salty ho.
no bully pls
>>676373921
Ohhhh boy the fatty with the pin cushion face is mad
>>676373917
I just do. I find them pleasing. It's a matter of opinion.
Because proactive is a scam and just because it works for some people doesn't mean it works for everyone.People get acne for different reasons. And actually charcoal has worked better for my skin than anything medicated and doesn't dry it out either, I used proactive as a teenager and the chemicals just about burned me.
>>676373967
how much does ur dad drink on a daily basis?
>>676370026
In a word... undercut.
Nigga, I got one!
>>676374199
the hidden gender game is strong in this one
>>676374124
lol, take a joke bitch.
>>676374198
same amount a cum that you swallow
I avrage 9.2 on /spc. That's mussel
>>676374332
well since u brought cum into it. does ur mom regret not taking the load to the chest after seeing you like this?
>>676374279
Hahaha I'm a straight male, and no I do not identify as a fucking fridge or whatever
>>676373624
I banged a gril like you once, best fuck of my life. Except she didn't have glasses, 2/10 4eyes
I have never had a girlfriend
>>676374656
Don't lose faith anon Prostitutes aren't picky.
>>676374541
only>best
still 2/10
>>676374518
>Identify as a fucking fridge
Just wait'll you get 200lbs fatter.
>>676374656
Go full bald, my nigga.
>>676374307
Is your fupa pierced?
>>676374541
Did she let you stick it in her pooper?
>>676374935
turn that spagetti hair into bangs to cover ur forehead
>2016 n still teaching girls how to frame their face correctly
>>676373624
solid 8/10, it would be higher without nose pierce, and those shitty sunglasses. maybe better angle.
really fuckable face, where from?
Don't be too harsh I'm taking a Dat ogre shit
>>676368140
You lost a photo then, i net ur fucking ugly as shit
1-10
>>676372668
you look crazy like me :)
me on a mad night out lmao x
rate fairly
>>676375181
Here's a different angle I guess. I don't have too many pics with the same style cause I change my looks a lot but close enough, thanks. Honestly Im not too big of a fan of the shades either but they fit over my regular glasses and I need both to drive.
>>676374199
Would make a good trap face wise
>>676375644
trashy
About a week ago
me and the boys again x
>>676360771
Believe it our not, but I actually used to be pretty handsome. This is the face of addiction.
>>676375772
Everybody poops man. Don't gotta hate.
>>676364724
back to chemotherapy i go
90% is fake pics, not a single timestamp and the rest is ignored. What's the point
>>676375999
true but id never post myself pooping
>>676376000
>>676374656
ebin :D
>>676374944
I wish. Nah not really, I feel like that would get caught on your underwear a lot, doesn't seem worth it? ironically I'm having this exact same conversation elsewhere as well.
>>676376079
And yet you're still on /b/ and thus your shit still stinks. No shame man, trying to be the smartest kid in the class doesn't matter when it's special ed.
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>>676375644
nice photo, better angle. really like your punkrock style. whats ur fav band?
>>676375644
> I need both to drive.
How do you drive in the kitchen?
>>676376443
I don't really have a favorite I guess. If I had to pick I guess I really like the Growlers right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOIaHKBa9uY
>>676376743
9gag wants its jokes back.
>>676375181
SHE'S LIKE A 4, HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU
>>676376945
>implying /b/ isn't basically 9gag, reddit, tumblr, buzzfeed all rolled into one
>>676376945
Your mother would like her basement back and the keys to the ford focus you tell all the kids at the mall belongs to you
HEY BOSS
>>676376995
She's a 6/10 at best I would say.
>>676376805
oh shit, fuck off, thats best you got? really? you disappointed me. thats not even punk its just some shitty indie band. give me better one
>>676377095
gtfo with your illogical logic back to 9gag, reddit, tumblr and buzzfeed
>>676363796
The most punchable face
>>676360771
Rate meh
>>676375181
You must be as ugly as she is to consider her an 8.
>>676377282
This isn't tinder, you fucking failed abortion. Stop trying to pick up homely looking man girls here anonymously
>>676377498
dont tell me what to do you cock sucking, one ballsack, midget faggot
>>676375811
attentionduelists/10
>>676377498
this.
go on tinder and try to pick them up non-anonymously.
>>676377148
Ew, who the fuck drives a ford focus still? Also ha! Oho..you think I'm way younger than I actually am don't you? I'm probably old enough to be /your/ mother.
>>676377282
I can't be too predictable can I? That ruins it. I am going to a ghost concert here soon though as well.
>>676376995
>>676377217
Still better than 0/10, I'll take it.
>>676377095
Not yet, but getting there.
Could I get a honest, troll free rate please?
>>676360771
It's only a matter of time before you get banned for posting child porn, am i right?
>>676377820
your camera is shit/10
>>676365014
I love that guy.
>>676377949
What about me?
>>676377692
This one ball is more than you have of you can't even get a bitch without a beard in real life. Stop hiding behind your keyboard and get some pussy irl, you little cum sucking fairy fuck. Shit even ugly ass dikes get some in bar's and shit. The least you could do is try.
I'm 6ft, but I think I'm a little overweight, not enough to say I'm chubby and I have a lot of muscle too :\.
Why do I look like shit?
>>676363796
>smoking
0/10
>>676377820
From that angle about a 6/10
>>676377954
6/10, lose the filter then maybe you'll look better
>>676378172
Why only 6
>>676377735
>attentionduelists/10
What's an attention duelist?
>>676378188
I'll take a pic without a filter, prepare to be disappointed.
>>676378075
ye what about you? ( im the blonde guy nobody rated btw) who are ye?
>>676378120
>Stop hiding behind your keyboard and get some pussy irl
different anon but chicks in real life are too difficult to get/find, id rather just do it online first. easier that way
>>676365229
Topzozzle m8!
>>676377536
This is the picture you chose?/10
>>676377476
Weirdface/hair /10 probably a tryhard
>>676377095
>implying it is
>>676376366
nice dubs but that hair is not nice. gel is kindof out since like 6th grade.
>>676376215
trim your pubes/10
>>676375999
would fuck /those trips
>>676375934
i cant look at anything but the hair on your chinney chin chin
>>676375811
spend more time on your fauxhawk
>try product that isnt gel
>>676375632
ugly but classy/10
>>676375631
4? idk
>>676375446
5? really hate beards
>>676374935
6.5/10
>>676367574
You are ice poseidon's normal brother
>>676378358
I'm blonde too. Link me to your post so I can rate you
>>676364033
kinda reminds me of robby rotten from lazy town
>>676377479
I can't even argue with that honestly. It's probably true.
>>676377498
Can't blame someone if it's all they have.
>>676377692
Okay but..doesnt everyone only have one sack?
>>676378120
I can smell the chapped anus now.
>>676378284
10=perfect 5=normal 0=porque? 6 is over normal, you tink youre better than normal?
>>676378284
That's a pretty grainy picture. Can't see a lot of detail.
>>676369352
haha
good one dude now shave off that shit on your upper lip you look like a fucking childmolester
>>676378565
Yes
>>676370441
buzz you hair and lose some weight youll look proper /b/ud
>>676378549
>Okay but..doesnt everyone only have one sack?
#rekt
>>676360771
damn Mr. Noodle, you really let yourself go...
>>676373967
you look like the guy who made gravity falls
>>676378858
>>676377476
Nice. You look European like me
>>676378348
Enjoy <3
>>676373967
Tunnel snakes rule/10
>>676378822
Seriously! It's two balls but one sack. Am I missing something?
>>676378444
kek. thanks.
>>676373967
>>676378444
>spend more time on your fauxhawk
>>try product that isnt gel
Kind of trying out different hairstyles to see what works with my face. Obviously I have to wait a bit so it can grow out but if I didn't go with the fauxhawk what Do you think would look better?
>>676373995
You look exactly like my friend
