What do you do /b/?
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What do you do /b/?
>>676228491
Kick him in the teeth
>>676228491
irl cum tribute?
>>676228491
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
help and save the future of america
>>676228491
Build a wall. If he wants to come up the cliff he has to do it legally.
Save him, since he is human.
I'd help him up. I'm still under the assumption he's undercover for the democrats to torpedo the GOP into oblivion.
>>676228491
id get a group of illegal immigrants who know nothing about american figures to save him then watch him send them all past the border.
>>676228725
kek
Help the god emperor up and call upon his praetorian guard.
>>676228491
Save him #MAGA
>>676228491
I make yades
>>676228612
I forgot about liberals who are fine with killing people who do not share their believes.
I'd push him down. He's a mad man
>>676228491
Piss on his face and hope he lets go only a couple of seconds before I'm done relieving myself.
I'd save him for a billion USD.
I would have made him sign a contract
I'd save him but only after having him made me a consistent money transfer on my bank account.
>>676228491
I'd help him up, I'm not a monster
I'd help him up because I'm not a psychopath and have empathy. That's why liberalism is better than conservatism, we actually give a damn about one another.
>>676228949
Im glad to have fucking reminded you then.
>>676228949
I'd kill a pedophile too if it were legal.
piss in his mouth and if that didn't send him over the edge I'd throw stones at him
>>676228491
Not shit post from whatever shit website you screen shotted.
>I would help Donald Trump out of his Donald Slump
>He needth not Donald Jump
>A small Donald Bump will send him crashing on his Donald Rump
Save him.
Ask for a bunch of money.
Use money to start a program to pave the way for naturalization of immigrants.
???
PROFIT
>>676229083
But he is. At least a monster in training. A would be Hitler that one is.
I'd ignore my political convictions, save him so he owes me his life, become friends 'cuz he's probably a fun guy to hang around with, possibly be rewarded with money, contacts and a whole lot of possibilities that would boost the fuck out of my carreer
>>676228949
not a liberal, would still kick in teeth.
FAGGOT.
I would help him hoping he would pay me for saving his life, so i could spend the rest of my life doing nothing but drinking and watching movies.
>>676228491
build a wall
>>676228949
this is why pro-life people love blowing up planned parenthood centers and killing doctors eh?
>>676229193
10/10
>>676228491
check if there is a real cliff
if not, I dig one
>>676228491
Dust him off and try again
>I'll help you but on one condition
>I need a small loan of a million dollars
>>676229228
>>676228949
>2016
>thinking Trump is a conservative and not a thinly disguised democrat
kek you're fucking stupid
>>676228949
> Liberals
Says who, faggot?
Kill yourself.
>>676228491
"That'll cost about dree fiddy."
>>676228491
Save Daddy
>>676228491
wait until he falls, just for the lols
>>676229088
>>676229214
your kind truly are the scum of the earth we need a jim jones 2.0 to expose what you really are and stand for
>>676228491
Help him and vote for him in order to make America great again!
>>676228491
Gibsme job?
>>676229835
You saying that is like Gary Ridgway calling Gandhi a piece of shit
Save the savior
>>676228491
This
>>676228763
Underrated post
>>676230094
unlike you I'm neither far right or left
your kind have usurped the title of biggest cunts from the extreme right with ease
you're scum
>>676228769
And I thought that I was the only one who saw it this way!
>>676229950
*Help him and vote for him in order to make America hate again!
Save him
Go to dinner with him
Take him to my room
Take my clothes off
Seduce him
Let him fuck me
Record it
Scream like someone being raped
Explain to him its my fetish
Go to the police the next morning
Show the footage
Get him arrested
He goes to jail
Bernie gets elected
America is saved
Trumped gets raped by latinos and black men in prison
Justice is served
>>676228491
I'd help him up.
>>676228491
piss and shit on him
>>676228491
Save him and take a ride in his jet
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>676230555
I don't fall into any category. One doesn't need to in order to see that Trump is literally the worst thing that can happen to the country. You just need a functioning brain and some semblance of morality.
>>676230593
>Explain to him its my fetish
>Show the footage
Choose 1
>>676228491
Help him
I don't agree with everything he says but I ain't a cunt
>>676230980
this
>>676228491
Help that nigger.
>He's white and he's rich.
>>676228491
save our savior
only if I get to finger her daughter
I'd save him but only after he agrees to gift me $50,000,000 for saving his life
http://strawpoll.me/7203721
>>676230980
/thread
>>676230980
That's reasonably what most people would do, they're just saying otherwise because it's the internet.
>>676228491
Save him. He isn't the best in terms of his behaviour and morals, but I couldn't live with myself if I killed someone when they've done nothing wrong to me.
>>676231794
>http://strawpoll.me/7203721
white grape master race reporting
>>676232034
7/10 people at most
The question isn't what i'd do, it's which presidential candidate will i do
>>676228491
save him cus he'd probably give me a bunch of money
Offer to save him only if he deports the jews as well as the muslims
>>676232148
>but I couldn't live with myself if I killed someone when they've done nothing wrong to me.
He will start a war of some sort. Everyone will suffer because of that in some way.
>>676228813
you mean get yourself and your friends? you wall jumper mexicunt
Make America great again
You fantasizing libcuck
>>676232378
Imagine all the red neck pussy you could get by being the guy who saved trumps life.
Do people on this board actually not support Trump?
Wow, /b/ is literally le Reddit now, how disappointing . Glad I left a long time ago
Ask him to pull his bitch ass up out of the hole
>>676228949
lol are you fucking serious? do you know where you are right now? and just off the bat assuming him to be liberal you must be a sour cunt conservative trumptard
>>676233094
That's true. I've heard great things happen to you when you side with Satan
>>676233311
Fuck people for being sensible?
>>676228491
Make a diving rescue and secure promise to submit to Hillary
>>676233311
I don't. I'll pretend I do because it's /b/ when it can be comical, but he's seriously a retard.
>>676233311
where did you leave to?
>>676233768
There's other boards with much much smarter people, instead of edgelord central
>>676230374
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
I would find a Lesbian Muslim to help him
>>676233935
and yet here you are, back again.
It's as if you never left.
>>676228491
Im sure having a president owe me his life would have some decent perks.
Save the American because I'm not a leftist terrorist.
All liberals are just brainwashed and ignorant terrorists.
1
Save the American because I'm not a leftist terrorist.
All liberals are just brainwashed and ignorant terrorists.
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If he doesn't close the border and pay off my student loan debt, I'll save him.
>>676233935
theyre no fun though, i want a retarded board like /b/ that's not full of faggots
>>676228491
Suck his dick.
>>676228763
Agreed, but can't you think of people who "deserve" death in your opinion?
>>676234311
>pay off my student loan debt
You're the one who signed up for that loan, not the american people.
Don't shovel your shit on the american people.
It's your own fault you're incompetent.
>>676233413
4chan is pro trump, asswipe
stop samefagging and GTFO back to le leddit
>>676234406
He wouldn't like that, he's homophobic
>>676228491
He'll probably give me a small loan after I save him. Don't give a fuck about American politics.
>>676234471
Like you?
save him, see if he wants to give me money, if not kick him back off the ledge.
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>>676228491
Help him to make America great again
>>676234549
Socialized higher education has been beneficial for every country that has implemented it.
>>676234848
>gibs me dat
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>>676229214
sanders has more in common with hitler than trump
>>676229001
Just so you can be reminded that a contract that was signed through blackmail isn't legally binding.
>>676228491
Turn my back and walk away
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>>676228491
Steal his wig and run
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>>676234558
>I'm on 4chan
>I'm pro trump
>therefore 4chan is pro trump
Pretty sure there's more than one opinion on politics here
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>>676234015
Did somebody shit in your fruit loops?
Trump for world president
World President 2024!
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>>676228491
Absolutely nothing
He is white he doesnt know how it is to be in the verge of death
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>>676228949
You're next, faggot
Not a single fucking non-neet adult between the ages of 27 and 60 support sanders, not even black people like sanders.
Sanders literally only has the underage, the unintelligent unable to get scholarships and the social security receivers because they never got a real job during their entire life.
You really believe we want to support a jew candidate that supports white genocide and black lives matter?
A candidate that wants the nation to apologize to black people?
A candidate that believes islamophobia is wrong and we should open our doors to possible terrorism like what just happened to france?
You are a fucking shill.
Nobody can possibly support sanders and not be a shill of some kind.
piss on face and stomp his head with the force of a thousand gods
Sanders:
Free college for idiot kids that couldn't earn a scholarship
Too many blacks in prison, I'm gonna release them.
Cops are racist, I'm gonna investigate it.
White people can't be poor.
I'm gonna increase social security to old people too incompetent to get a job with retirement benefits.
Hillary:
I'll just say whatever as long as it gets me votes.
I don't get how anybody can be a democrat in 2016.
Do you just parrot what the kids at your high school are saying?
>>676235067
...have you been to /pol/? overwhelming conservative and majority pro trump
Make him pay me 100 million to save his ass.
>>676234678
sure - why not?
>>676235305
Free college has existed for a long time but it's only for people who actually need it, they're called scholarships, only smart people get them, bernie supporters wouldn't understand.
>>676234949
Prove it.
Also before you even say it Bernie is a Democratic Socialist and Hitler was a fascist. So don't even try that bullshit with me mothafucka.
Sanders is a closet terrorist and wants to destroy the nation with arab immigration, just look how well it worked for France and Belgium.
>>676235388
Pretty hard to imagine a better of example of a non-sequitur than this
>>676229214
nice propaganda you got there. got any facts to go with it? no? i didnt think so.
They're in prison because they're violent savages sanders, you idiotic nigger lover.
>>676235408
muslims and mexicans arent races, fucktard
also hes not against immigration, hes against ILLEGAL immigration
>>676234954
Not that guy, but in what way is this blackmail? Assuming you didn't actually put him in that situation, you're not legally obliged to help someone in a dangerous situation. You can agree to take on that risk for compensation if you like, and if he chooses not to sign a contract for you to do so then you're entitled to walk away.
Ask him how do I get out of debt. I lost all of my money by giving to Bernie Sanders campaign. Even took out a loan.
>>676235655
>mexicans arent races
Say no more.
>>676235408
Great minds think alike
Абама обезьяна
>>676228491
Help him make America great again.
>>676235347
>implying /pol/ is an actual portrayal of the average poster here
Also take into consideration that there are a few extremely active posters there, who also visit /b/ from time to time to start one of their bait threads.
pic extremely related
>>676229228
Ha he would sell you the fuck out in a second and wouldn't give you shit
>>676235785
...mexican isnt a race. Is canadian a race?
>what are hispanics
>murican education
>>676235598
The wall? Wanting to ban all Muslims from entering the country?
I also like how you declare "victory" before I get a chance to conjure up a rebuttal. Makes you come off as even more of a pompous tard.
>>676235347
Really? A small board which is extremely hostile to anyone who differs in opinion from the current consensus displays a consistent opinion on what they consider to be core issues? What a surprise.
/pol/ is not all of 4chan. If any board were to represent the majority by volume, it'd be /b/
>>676235622
>They're in prison because they're violent savages sanders, you idiotic nigger lover.
Or they're in prison because they got caught committing minor crimes three times.
>>676235347
>overwhelming fascist/nazi sympathizers
fix'd
>>676228491
>>676228769
>>676230583
"I have to say it. I know people won't like it but I have to say this- Hillary Clinton is the next president of the United States. She's the best. Absolutely the best. I just like her. I like her and I like her husband. I've been friends with the Clintons a long time. Wonderful people. They were guests at my wedding. Beautiful people. Our daughters, you all know Ivanka?"
*pause for cheers*
"Our daughters are very good friends as well. They're lovely. And I can't wait to see them in the White House again. My job- as you all know, I know jobs!"
*pause for cheers*
" -and my job has been to help Hillary get elected by splitting the GOP against itself and dividing the people. And I've done it well, you know I've done it proudly, & I've done it very effectively. Some people, you know, there's a lot of stupid people out there. There's just no better word for it, they're stupid! And those people include each and every person who believed I was ever trying to be president. I'm sorry. It's true. They're stupid. Stupid. Rubes. I say things and-everybody talks about me. Every time I talk I have people repeating what I say. They repeat it, people who love me, people who hate me, they all can't help themselves. They just can't stop. And I can't stop, because the Clintons are counting on me to drive this home, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to drive this election home, and then I'll be out of your hair. -And- hopefully- you'll all get off of mine."
>>676236085
Look it up you retard
>>676235971
Even if you don't consider Mexicans to be a race (which they are) they're still a group of people he called criminals and rapists and they're a group of people he's trying to oppress. Bigotry is bigotry.
>>676235750
>you're not legally obliged to help someone in a dangerous situation
In my country it sure is, don't know about murrica though. Making someone sign a fucked contract in exchange for his life would probably get you into prison for some years.
>>676236085
Wow
>>676235912
>>676236023
pol is literally the 2nd or 3rd biggest board on 4chan, newfriend
>>676228491
Film it and post it here.
>>676235655
YOU A IMMIGRANT YOURSELF WHITE BOY
Offer to save him for a small reward of $1 Million
>>676236085
You really got us there
fuck me there are so many democratcs in this thread. i am not sure if it is bait, i doubt it is.
america you are well and truly fucked without trump.
>>676228718
kek'd
>>676236344
>>676235655
True that
>>676228491
>pull down my pants
>make gold dragons
>[scene missing]
>pull down boxers
>squat my ass just low enough to have my balls hovering over his knuckles
>quick and light sporadic teabagging all over his hands
>take a shit on his wrist
>constrict my anus so when i numero deuce, it drips consistently on his wrist
>try to make it last til he let's go
>all while still teabagging his knuckles
>feelslikeamillionbucksman.jpeg
>walk away in the sunset with your wiener flopping thru your fanny pack
>>676236301
So you're legally obliged to possibly get yourself killed trying to help someone? Sounds fucking retarded. Criminal negligence is a thing, but if a man's hanging from a cliff, an average person has a decent chance of getting themselves dragged off and killing both people.
>>676234954
>Eddie Murphy.jpg
>>676228491
i hate the fucker but i'd actually save him. not sure i'm right, but that's it.
>>676236253
That doesn't account for your country's ridiculously large prison population. The three-strikes joke does.
>>676236529
This just reminded me I need to get fit. I'd definitely be one of those people who get pulled down with him. I'm ashamed
>>676228725
topkek
>>676228491
id do this
http://www.streamboobs.com/taylor_cox/
>>676236334
>i don't agree with your opinion, so you must be a new-reddit-fag
stay classy /pol/
>>676236296
MEXICANS ARE NOT A RACE.
also, he literally said SOME are criminals, which is absolutely true. And also, ILLEGAL immigrants already broke the law by entering. Its not racist to want to secure your country's borders.
>>676236456
>Go back to Africa
>stupid white european brought them here
>>676236745
> your country
can you fuck off other countries issues when you have no idea what it's like?
Thanks, fuck off for now.
B u i l d a w a l l
let him die
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>>676228491
I'd help him.
>>676236296
you have to stop getting your education from facebook.
>>676229539
>Trump
>Democrat
You don't know what a democrat is, do you?
Remove Utah from having delegates!
>>676229084
this post was funny, in context
>>676228491
Honestly? I'd do my best to help him up because even though I think he's a shitlord I don't think he deserves to die for having a different vision of politics than I do.
ITT
Attempt to help him up but drop him because no upper body strength:
I would cum on his hand as I laughed at him
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>>676236910
your prisons are full because the third time someone goes to prison, it's for life.
there's nothing else that needs be known.
>>676237337
>>676237042
Terrorists letting an American die.
Fuck off back to arabia
Dicks
>>676236809
He may have said some AFTER his initial fuck up. but that still doesn't detract from anything
>And also, ILLEGAL immigrants already broke the law by entering
Oh yes, fuck people for wanting a better life. Especially if they want to work for it. Also fuck for not wanting to jump through hoops to become a legal citizen. I mean at the very least the government can do is streamline the process but nope.
>Its not racist to want to secure your country's borders
No, just insensitive and time/money consuming.
>>676237491
> your country
can you fuck off other countries issues when you have no idea what it's like?
Thanks, fuck off for now.
>>676236334
I'd ask for stats to validate that absurd claim, but you're from /pol/, so that's probably dirty foreigner speak to you.
Ask if he's climbing for the challenge or if he wants help.
If he wants help, help him up.
>>676228763
I would save him on the condition that he drops out of the race.
>>676236296
>Mexicans are a race
>52% illegal immigrants were mexicans in 2012
>Me taking the bait so hard
>>676237445
Technically that wall would get more people jobs maintaining and such.
Anyway, I'm not voting this coming election. I don't like anyone of them.
>>676237077
So pretty much he's saying that only some illegal immigrants are good people. This doesn't help your case.
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>>676228491
I'm the CEO of my own company and I make $900,000 USD/year.
I'm voting for Obama this year. Fuck trump
>>676237445
>mfw I just walk up that hill & I'm in America
Very effective design.
>>676237792
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>>676228491
Build a wall. Around him.
>>676236481
>i put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold dragons. [ the group laughs ]
Wtf is this shit from?
>>676228491
ACTUAL RECENT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP FOUND ON CNN:
"i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
I'd save him on the promise he nuke the whole middle-east the very next day he's president
>>676228491
I would fart so loud on his forehead
until his eyes turn pink and his toupee comes off
>donald trump
- kissed a black baby
- endorsed by Ben Carson, the only black candidate
- has half black female spokesperson
- daughter married to a jew + converted to judaism
- regularly invites latinos on stage
- has high number of female executives, all are competent
- has repeatedly said he likes mexicans, japanese and chinese, just that america cannot afford to be losing this much money on bad trade anymore
TOTALLY A RACIST AND FACIST AND A SEXIST
>>676228612
Libcuck detected. Enjoy watching your girl getting railed by our Muslim overlords
>>676237978
Mines.
Clearly you have no military tactics.
You're supposed to leave holes and cracks for the mines and traps.
>>676228491
pull him up
I think he's a disgusting human being but a human being all the same
>>676235101
vote Donald
>>676237588
do you lock your front door? the homeless just want a better life. Why dont you allow them to shit on your carpet? are you racist?
>>676228491
I'd let him up, because I'm not a faggot who lets people die just because they like something others dont.
>>676228949
>I forgot about humans wanting to kill humans that want and CAN cause the death and suffering of millions.
FTFY
Example: Graf Von Staufenberg who gave up his life trying to kill Adolf Hitler
>>676238172
this
>>676228949
Liberals can't think past their feelings. It's generally because they don't understand reality.
>>676237645
>can you fuck off other countries issues
says the retard from the country that's involved itself in more of other countries' business than any other.
>>676238250
Well put.
I hope Muslims replace all Donald Trump supporters
>>676228491
Its gonna cost him about a 50 million
>>676238304
Hey you are so right it makes me want to cum in your mouth
>>676238134
& blow up part of the wall? Or is it too reinforced?
>>676237088
someone who donates generously and repeatedly to democrats? YOU don't know what a democrat is, do you?
>>676238329
Stay mad bongistan.
We're going to have to invade europe too when it's discovered most of the terrorists are coming from europe
>>676238172
Liberals created Trump and now they're on suicide watch.
Vote Trump to make America great again.
>>676238250
You had a nice analogy going but the shitting on the carpet thing ruined it. Shitting on a strangers carpet and wanting to provide for yourself or your family is not the same thing.
>>676234471
>guy says some things that don't pander to my coddled world view
>he deserves to die
Will trump use mexican labor to build his wall?
Help him up
>>676228491
4chan seems to come through when I need them.
>>676237588
>streamline the process
allowing in mass numbers of immigrants without control depresses the wages, leading to worse jobs for everyone, legal minorities included. In fact minorities will be the most financially adversely affected by this. How is he racist again?
>>676238532
I heard the biggest concentration of muslim men in the US was in your mom's bedroom.
>>676238112
>kissed a black baby
Well honestly, these arguments are the same calibur as the ones levyd against him, so sallright.
>>676235655
It must hurt to be that fucking stupid
>>676237941
give me a job plz
>>676228491
...long live the king
i'd probably help him up because that guy has LOADS of money
>>676228491
>All these libtards who would kill him.
Even if you hate him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind parting with some $$$$$$$$$$$$ if you saved his life.
>>676238795
>Projecting
There's probably an arab fucking your mom while your dad apologizes for his own castration for having a whore wife.
>>676238328
>don't understand reality
Many liberals believe in stupid things like empathy, and moral values - even if they sometimes get taken advantage off. Those are christian values, ironically american christians seem to side with the one's opposing these values.
>>676236296
Mexican is a nationality.
Mexicans are citizens of MEXICO.
If they want to become citizens of the USA, we have a system for that.
If they don't want to become tax-paying citizens, they need to stay in MEXICO because that's where their citizenship is. He's no condemning people of hispanic descent, he's condemning people working under the table.
>>676236201
I want to believe this. But i just dont.
>>676238541
just because the person wants to work doesnt mean you necessarily have or should give him work over citizens of this country. America isnt a charity.
>>676228491
cut off his face and pretend to be trump. run for president win nuke the world
>>676238765
What I mean by streamlining the process is making it so immigrants would prefer it to do it the legal way because they don't have to go through shit to get into a better country.
>How is he racist again?
You know damn well I was talking about the government and not Trump in that sentence so shut that shit up.
" I mean at the very least the government can do is streamline the process but nope. " - me
>>676237588
Doesnt every country do this? Last i checked, on the other side of the world refugees aren't exactly wanted by the same countries calling us bigots.
>>676236832
Kek
Walk away, before he trys to sell me trump-dirt, finest dirt on the planet- if not, i throw myself from a cliff..
God, nobody would buy a car from that guy, but a president- yeah , sure i take two!! Rather have a religious nutbag than this guy.
>>676236832
Not gonna lie we're pretty shitty
>>676228491
only an idiot would let him fall. Trump is a billionaire, you save his life and he would repay you handsomely.
>>676238557
Not what i implied. It sounded like >>676228763 i quoted couldn't think of a reason to kill someone, so i asked. If he isn't willing to kill some isis shithead his opinion in this thread might just be discarted because he is adressing the issue on another level then everyone else.
>>676228491
I'd pull him up on condition he stops throwing childish tantrums every time someone criticises him.
>>676239239
If a person is more willing to work than a regular citizen and is more qualified at the job then why not?
>>676228813
underrated.
i'd save him. someones got to make america great again and hillary and bernie have already had plenty of opportunity.
>>676239065
>Projecting
cuckold castration fantasy x Oedipus Complex
>>676239103
Most Mexicans pay taxes while here, there is a way to file taxes for illegals and people who Make a living doing illegal things. Most Mexicans at least pay taxes via it getting taken out of their paychecks, and they actually overpay for their tax bracket because they don't file for a return
itt: Bunch of fags who aren't bad enough dudes to rescue the president
>>676239342
how about just building the damn wall and shooting anyone who tries to jump it?
america is 21 TRILLION in debt and you want to give free handouts and citizenships. The world doesnt work that way.
>>676228491
I'd tend to the grass around him
>>676237445
build that fucking wall
>>676228491
Help him up and encourage him to launch nukes as a way of repaying me. or just some money would be great.
>mfw of Mexican descent (britfag, but muh heritage makes me dislike Trump
>his face when I keep spices in my awesome sombrero so these gringos can't have muh spicy secrets.
>his face I smear the spices in my face and under hos nose, making him burn and sneeze
>mfw he moves his hand to wipe his snot tears and spices off his face and plummets to his death.
This would be a good day.
>>676239659
by that logic you should totally give up your job to some sweatshop asian in china. Because there's always someone whos more capable and willing to slog than you. They work 80 hour weeks and speak perfect english.
>>676239753
>The world doesnt work that way.
How does it work then?
>>676239753
Exactly. We're 21 trillion dollars and dept and you want to build an inept wall just as a giant "Fuck you" to a group of people. That's akin to a Sam Pepper prank on a large scale.
Shooting people will help but people will recoil from such an idea. Not everyone lacks empathy.
>>676229539
>Secretly a Liberal
>Literally Hitler
Would you dumb faggots make up your minds already?
>>676239753
>he genuinely believes Mexico will pay for the expensive fantasy wall
>>676239991
>>676239753
https://youtu.be/eLkzrQely5c?t=94
>>676237445
Build that fucking wall!!!!
>>676240221
Pretty much but maybe it's because I'm not selfish. Also as an employer why wouldn't I want the best man for the job?
>>676240291
It's one and the same. The "secretly a liberal" theory is that he's intentionally playing extreme right wing to take attention away from normal right wing and give left wing the best possible chance.
>>676240291
>everyone must have the same hivemind opinion
>>676239659
Because they're not paying taxes. Their employer is not paying taxes or insurance on them, they're not reporting their income. That is illegal.
If they go through the process, get a social security number and a W4 they'll be making more money because of minimum wage laws and we won't be bleeding money into Mexico that should be going into the state and federal budgets.
>>676240221
No by his logic he said that if they apply and will do the work, he never said anything thing about giving up jobs... And the Chinese sweatshop would have to move to America for it to be his logic, and he would still be able to try for the job of he wanted it.
>>676228491
This is sparta!
>>676240602
THEN MAKE THE LEGAL IMMIGRATION PROCESS EASIER AND MORE VIABLE FOR IMMIGRANTS
>>676232742
Being anti-war, anti-world-police, and pro-improving our relationship with Russia are some of the main pillars of his platform.
You resort to vague statements like, "a war of some sort," because you've done no research. I'm sure you're just listening to the people around you and all, I get it. But in the end, ignorance is a choice. Look things up.
>>676240260
because the world doesnt run on hugs and love, stupid
a country needs borders, security and economy
how about you haul your butt to japan and china? see how long before they kick your ass out of their door
>>676237588
I feel like the legalization process is right to be as much of a hindrance as it is, to discourage those who would seek to abuse our freedoms.
>>676228491
cum on his face then kick him off
>>676235750
He signed it under duress. And I'm sure Trump can hire much better lawyers to argue that than you ever could.
>>676240990
How about you haul yourself to Europe and see how they don't.
The irony is that your country is basically owned by China.
>>676238049
where did this shit start?
>>676241134
You're a cunt
>>676228491
loser.com
