Waifu claiming thread. Version 15.31
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
Lurking part 2. Revenge of the lurk
>>676219767
Hi.
>>676220209
Less than an hour but I feel a lot better.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>50% speed
>>676219767
>Not sure if meant for me
>>676219767
Anyone, but Hilary.
ANYONE
Emperor of Mankind claimed.
Holy crap I had a fucking insane 50 minute multiplayer match in Dawn of War: Soulstorm. If you guys want I can describe it.
Sup
>>676220209
Awww you qt<3
>Yup. I'm now back with my mom, but I see him often. I might see him again this week.
Internet claimed
>>676220539
I fucked up first reply some how
And I'm still here
>>676220569
Im intrested
>>676220209
>>676220485
La mayoría de Cruzados vendrían de allí
4chan mobile a shit. BIG SHIT.
PD: Buen primer puesto
Hi everyone!
>>676220656
Good taste in hair color.
Umaru Claimed <3
Ayy
Getting closer to home
>claimed
last claming so far will be around for 20-30 min then go to sleep.
Anything I missed?
>>676220891
Hello catnip.
>>676220128
The usual smiting of infidels to glorify Allah.
More factually I was showing off Mount & Blade to a friend.
I still have a long way to go and a lot of jewing to do before I can truly banish the unbelievers for good.
>>676220158
Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh
>wew lad
>>676220364
>Gonna be a Pilot
Can you're waifu sing?
Elizabeth-chan <3
>>676220812
Alright here we go. I'm not a good story teller but this ones pretty good.
The game is using the Ultimate Apocalypse mod, which is basically 10x more extreme than Dawn of War. It's a very famous mod and a lot of people use it.
It's a standard 4v4 match. I'm playing Space Marines (ofc) and on my team the other three guys are playing Necrons, Sisters of Battle, and Imperial Guard. The opposing team is two Ork players, one Tyranid player, and one Chaos Daemon player. In the center of the map is a slug deposit. (Basically a big power source) The necrons take it, and the game starts off pretty slow.
>Gonna cont after this post
>Sadistic grappling goddess claimed
>Filenames different on mobile still
Hope everyone's been having a good evening.
>>676220539
Ive been to 2 rallies (Trump and Sanders) and I swear everyone there would rather eat shit than vote Hillary. I love it
>>676220528
Good news! I'll be leaving soon! <3
>>676221133
Nice, Galko. Can't wait to see you more soon
>>676221173
Not much really. Welcome though!
>>676221482
Sup Juri. Today's been good. You?
Tenryuu claimed
>>676221777
check'ed
>>676221467
Shit hits the fan, and everyone on the opposing team attacks the slug deposit. The necrons are desperately trying to hold on to the slug deposit. They begin building turrets and the Imperial Guard is trying to support them. Meanwhile I'm trying to upgrade my military before I go up and fight with them. The conflict in the middle of the map lasts for fifteen fucking minutes before they retreat. The necrons begin building walls around the slug deposit while building some more units.
>>676221777
>>676221777
Ten confirmed God.
>>676221391
She can play the flute!
>>676221661
>I'll be leaving soon! <3
Yas! I can't wait until you get home!
>I know I've said it before, but promise to be careful!
>>676221777
Checked!
>>676222062
I'm going to end up saying goodnight to you 4 times aren't I?
Shiki claimed
>>676222125
Technically my question was poor.
Of course she can sing. It's more of a matter of how well.
>The party never ends!
The new picture is done.
I chose the pub/bar theme and went with a nightclub.
Anyway, there's peace for five minutes. I have a fairly decent military. Then the Sisters of Battle try taking on one of the Ork players at their base and get demolished. The necronbros are at tier 3 now. This guy we're playing with is obviously extremely good.
The opposing team make their second attack. This time with STRONGER units but the necronbros got our backs. They've got lord destroyers which basically DESTROY vehicles, but even then we barely hold on to the deposit because they're hitting us with everything they got.
>>676221777
nice trips
Agiri-san claimed.
>as my daughtu
Hi everyone~
>>676221777
Welcome back Ten
>Nice trips
>>676222166
>Yas! I can't wait until you get home!
<3
get home!
>I know I've said it before, but promise to be careful!
I promise! Thanks Emi<3
>
>>676221777
>>676222786
Oh look i'm in something.
Neat
Who is this btw?
>>676222786
>>676223084
Forgot to post my name. I didn't include myself in this picture.
>>676222925
You're daughter does drugs
>>676222786
thats cool but you missed some people
>>676222786
I'm not gonna lie, I really like this one and for many, many reasons
>>676222939
Look at this... >>676222786
>>676222939
>
>>676222925
Buenas Agiri
>>676222786
Kek
>>676222006
15 minutes shure seems like an over extended attack
>>676223380
Post the best full body picture you have with a background that isn't too noisy, and I'd be glad to throw you in.
>>676223512
Thank you.
>I know what I did.
>>676221467
>>676222006
>>676222923
>cont
Eventually the Sisters of Battle defeat one of the Ork players. i begin to throw my units into the fight. The necronbros are already super strong and are ready for tier 4, i believe? (i forget how many tiers necrons have) they can upgrade their monolith to full power and make it a unit. we're forty minutes into the game, and the orks have a titan unit (Strongest units in the game) already, but the necronbros got our backs with their monolith.
>>676223670
i have a recording of it. it might've been ten minutes. it kind of died down then went up again, but they were always throughing some units at it. Remember, this is a modded game, not a regular game, so you can make more units than in vanilla.
>>676222786
I love it!
>Hehe. I like what you did
>>676223512
>
>*winks*
>>676220494
You should consider going to bed ealier tonight, Holsts.
>You said you would yesterday now that I remember.
>>676220820
Crées que nó nos matarían...?
>Y crées que nos veríamos en algún momento durante la movilización de trópas?
>Parece que yá has intentado usar 4chan mobile.
>Pobre alma en pena.
>>676220656
>I'm now back with my mom, but I see him often.
Hug her as well!
>>676222786
Ms. Pauling
>The OC god.
How's your day?
>>676222925
Agiri?
>Ah, saludos!
>>676221777
Nice digits
>>676223359
Yea, I'm concerned. I made her go to therapy for that.
Just look at her, so stoned, she's just moe, she won't hurt anyone^^
>>676223512
Buenas noches!
No recuerdo de donde eras tú, pero si eres de aquí son noches^^
>>676224181
Ahh
Saludos!
>>676223864
I would guess thats the best full body i got
but a hanging one would be better to annoy syndra
>>676222515
That my friend is classified
>>676223864
Can I get in too?
RIKKA CHAN
>>676223998
>throughing
whoops. meant throw. damn i'm tired.
so if I remember correctly, the daemons overpower the imperial guard and I while the necrons try to rush the orks with destroyers and their brigades. The Sisters of Battle move to try to help us and build sentries, which push back the daemons, and the Tyranids attempt to take the slug deposit again.
>Also forgot to mention that for this game the host set the unit limit to 200.
>>676223864
Hopefully this isn't too noisy.
>please ignore the question, it's a trick and I don't want to derail the thread ;_;
>>676224742
>steals anon's waifu when he's not looking
>>676225061
I'm dumb, bodies need legs.
>>676224181
I tried last night but my stupid body wouldn't let me.
>>676224886
I'll just wrap this up. The next remaining minutes are the necrons building their "temple" which has a "doomsday device" and blow up the orks. Imperial Guard and I destroy the daemons, and then the tyranids quit the game.
so overall it was a pretty interesting match. it was actually the first multiplayer Ultimate Apocalypse match I've had, so I didn't do as well as the other guys, but it was fun.
>>676224181
Of course!
Also, I'm home now! I'll boot up the PC soon!
>>676225061
Uhh uh...
My brain
B!
>derails thread
>>676224179
Thank you.
>I got enjoyment out of it too
>>676224181
I'm doing alright, a lot of friendly people on today. Just watched Ex Machina and it got really intense towards the end. I enjoyed it.
How about you?
>>676224742
Post the hanging one and I'll do my best to crop it nicely.
>>676224857
Sure, do you have one with a more conform background? Like white or grey? It's much easier than outlining the whole waifu.
>>676225061
That should do well.
>>676224179
>
>*winks back*
Galko seems to enjoy the booty...
>>676224181
>Crées que nó nos matarían...?
¡Claro que no! Es una Cruzada cristiana, cristianos vs los otros, estaríais a salvo. Y sí, posiblemente nos encontraríamos, somos hispanohablantes todos al fin y al cabo
>4chan mobile
NUNCA. MÁS.
>>676224694
Sí, soy "de aquí" jajajaja
Curiosa forma de pasar la madrugada del domingo al lunes. Aunque bueno, es fiesta al fin y al cabo
>>676225222
I just love the way she wears her jacket. It's so weird but looks great on her especially. Loved that anime more then I thought I would tbh
Sorry to say kill la kill and ryuko is better though
>>676225222
I approve this waifu.
>>676224694
Hopefully things work out :^)
>>676225516
but i guess the background is way to noisy
>>676225516
My bad, This better?
>>676225973
What anime?
>>676224742
Dont you eaven try
>>676225406
Damn, this makes me want to get back in Dawn of war,inly playes for a little bit and never realy got hooked in due to me playing leauge at the time. Might pick it up again soon.
>>676225061
Oh boy.... I tink b
>there is the derail
Damn net slowed down to a halt
>>676225725
Excellent taste! I approve yours as well ^_^
>>676225602
I like the more science fiction/psychological thriller aspect of Steins;Gate over the action, so I don't know if it can be said Kill la Kill is just "better" seeing as it's more action/drama. But to each their own. Ryuko is also great!
>>676225516
Hooray!
>>676225511
>>676226229
I told you it's a trick! :(
>>676225061
Ruri as a great student, I got this.
>A and B are "correct", so 50% for now.
>B, which IS 50%, is correct as well.
>75%, at 3 possible correct choices.
>There's no option with 75% in there, therefore, C, 0%.
Haply Easter everyone!
What'd you guys do today?
>>676226229
Definitely. Try out the Ultimate Apocalypse Mod, too. More units, larger maps, more factions. (Like the tyranids and chaos daemons. There's also Adeptus Mechanicus.)
>>676226544
I'll just tell you the answer so that people don't get derailed anymore.
The answer is 33%. You don't have to choose any of the multiple choice answers as THE answer. They're just there to guide the question and make sure that there actually is an answer.
>I told you it's a trick :(
Ooh >>676225516 use this one! I forgot I had one with legs!
>>676226616
Red
>>676226412
I accept your science chatter and agree. But I just prefer to watch kill la kill. What other animes you like, I haven't watched many. Sword art online is another I love, so many waifus in that.
>>676226616
Avoiding anything easter and drinking tea.
>>676226616
>>676227002
>What'd you guys do today
>Red
Too lewd.
Eu claimed
>>676227002
Red?
Oh.. That's lewd
>>676227041
I don't blame you. Today was a shitty Easter Imo. I ran out of Starburst Jellybeans so I'm fucked for the rest of the night.
>>676227017
>sword are online
>love
Read the LNs, then see how shitty that anime actually was
>>676227253
Welcome, Eu!
>>676227146
Get your head out of the trough
>>676227253
Always good to see you Eu.
How have you been?
>>676227253
Hi there Eu!
>>676227253
>gets in the thread because of OC
poon
Best German CV claimed
>>676227405
Sorry, LNs?
>>676227405
Ara Ara~ Thank you for welcoming Eu back~
>>676227415
Hello Hello, Eu is doing A-okay! How about you?
>>676227534
Hello friend, how are you?
>>676227557
Eu has no idea what Teto is talking about
>>676227557
Kek, I was thinking the same
>>676227676
Light Novels, they're a lot better and more detailed. I'd recommend reading them. They're Really good
>>676227604
Welcome!
>>676227253
Eu?
Hello again! It's been a while.
>>676225516
Doing alright, the water service just got back a moment ago, it's such a relief.
>Great OC by the way!
>>676225443
That's perfect, Ruby!
Hope you get here soon.
>>676225298
Will you try now?
You should give it a shot.
>>676225588
Suena genial. Emi!
>Te véo en la cruzada!
>>676227876
Ah okay, I'll have a look into them. Is that the material it's based on or a side thing?
Moly from Oban star racer,
Be more deep the this.
Brotip yu can't
>>676227819
I'm doing great now that you're here adorable.
>>676227876
Bikini party ?
>>676227017
My well known tops: Rurouni Kenshin, Ghost int he Shell, Tokyo Ghoul, Bleach, Naruto, FMA:B, Death Note, Attack on Titan, Elfen Lied.
My (somewhat?)less known tops: Parasyte, Darker than Black, Claymore, Accel World, Monster, Mirai Nikki, Shiki.
>>676226616
Hung out with family. Was a good day.
>>676227002
Kek
>>676225516
I see you did. Definitely saved it kek
>>676225588
>
Galko was loving it!
Also, i'm home now and i'm on my laptop! We can finally talk more <3
>>676227253
Hey there Eu!
>>676228015
Thanks Ruri! I'm on now!
>>676227415
>>676227405
Nope, we're all thinking it.
>>676227534
I assume you had something to do with there being an Emi thread currently up on this board.
>>676228015
Its not even 7pm so I can't try right now.
>>676228115
>I forgot to attach a picture >_<
>>676227876
>
>>676228112
Bikini party
>>676227819
Oh you're welcome Eu!
>>676228036
The anime was based on the light novel, so the anime is a lot less detailed. Theres an ass load of them so you'd have to take time to read them all
>>676228112
Maaaaybe
>>676228175
That's nice!
>>676228243
Oh... Moo!
>>676220226
i used to have a waifu.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and hummed my favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676228112
i was at a family meal today and my aunt and older cousin ended up telling like 4 of us that they're racist
kek
>>676228115
Thanks I'll try to give these a watch and get up to date on anime stuff
>>676228416
That's cool, it's not like I don't have spare time. Is there a good place I can get them free on the Internet?
>>676228352
>>676228112
Bikinis? Bikinis
>>676225588
So this is a thing on catalog >>676221219
>>676228567
Gotta tell someone how much they hate obummer
>>676228015
Ara Ara~ Hello there Ruri! It's been a while indeed, how have you been?
>>676228094
Whaaaa? Eu isn't adorable, you are friend
>>676228175
Hello Ruby! Doing well?
>>676228243
>Emi thread currently up on this board.
WHAT?
FUCKERS TRYNA GET MY WAIFU!
HELL TO THE NO!!!
>I'm not involved at all with that thread, I swear
>>676228352
I don't usually post lewd things, but...
>>676228567
But that's a good thing.
>>676228830
Nope. You're second to none.
thats the closest i got
>>676228312
>hugs?
>>676228803
Ah I'm not sure. I went to my library and read all of them
>>676229014
That looks real nice
>>676228112
D..does this count?
>>676229016
Nyaa~ Well if Eu is adorable then you're adorable too!
>>676228352
>>676228416
>>676228559
>>676228823
>>676228706
>>676229014
>>676229121
>You are doing it good
>Make it better ?
Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed.
Back here guys!
How's going everyone? ^^
>>676228633
I would definitely recommend starting with Parasyte. It's a great balance of psychological and action. The psychological is actually kind of more subtle, while the action is still very prevalent. Overall at least a 9/10, personal rating 20/10, would recommend.
>>676228823
I was gonna reply to your last post but then Holst and you said there was an Emi thread and it threw me off a little. I forgot what I was going to say
>And it wasn't me, I wouldn't create an Emi thread here, there's one on /c/ I enjoy and I keep alive
>>676228015
Your water was out? What a pain, I've never experience that before.
The picture is finished and the doors to the nightclub are closed.
>We even have a bartender waifu in the back
>Enjoy yourelves
>The party never ends
>>676229275
What? Be quiet, pervert!
>B-baka!
alright i have nothing else to talk about
>>676229294
>>676229276
>ofc its count
i mean
>Can u do it better ?
>fuck my eng
>>676228830
I'm doing well Eu! Thanks! How have you been?
>>676229121
No complaints
>>676229314
Doing good my man. How's your day been?
>>676229454
It's all good Emi! You'll remember soon hehe
>Here's a gift
>
Konata claimed, so how are you Anons doing?
>Best goth waifu claimed
>2 hours. That's a new record.
>>676229294
Things get lewd after this
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Try harder guys
>>676229276
>i cant be the only one who sees that bulge
>>676229530
Is there 2 Yumes?
>>676229530
well now yume is two times in it but i am ok with that
i prefer the haning one looks great and will annoy syndra rate it 5/7
>>676229314
Hi there Noire!
>>676229358
Parasyte was really good. I enjoyed it. It was a gore fest though.
>>676229530
>two Yumes
>Mr bones intensifies
>>676229623
Ah.. Let's see. How's life treating you?
>>676229734
Great! And yourself?
>>676229776
Oh God not again
>>676229842
Holy fuck
>>676229734
ayy yo konata whats good man?
>>676229749
hi stocking! whats good?
>>676229842
anon pls go
>>676229530
Ara Ara~ It's nice to see someone else make some OC for us
>>676229727
Eu has been very well indeed~
>>676229936
P..please stop with bullying of the Eu
>>676229727
that looks great i really like those neko keyhole bra stuff
>>676229727
>>Here's a gift
You know exactly what I like to see...
>>676229749
Hi Stocking, how you doing?
>>676229734
Very nice, thanks. And you, how you doing?
For the glory of Mother Orussia!
There is a disturbing lack of best girl in this thread
>>676229983
Thats good to hear, I am doing fine myself.
>>676230089
Not much, just finishing of a book.
>>676230303
Great to hear that Anon, I am doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>676229983
It's okay. None of you guys are drunk tonight.
>>676229727
Not bad thanks.
Just a bit boring with the family meeting and stuff.
>>676229983
Hey!
How's going? ^^
>all the bikinis
>>676230521
I can't see why.
>>676230521
Nope, Eu is already here
>>676229776
>Lets start more lewd then
>>676229530
I love it! Good job ^_^
>>676229983
The thing I love about Parasyte is the realism. It's seinen so there's no random asspulls to save MC or their family/friends.
>>676229530
Still amazing as always
>>676229749
Hey there Stocking!
>Records are made to be broken, right?
>Nah. Get your sleep my man
>>676230204
I wish there were more appropriate ones of Ruby. I love them
>Tfw theres a bunch of Yang and Blake but not Ruby
>Feelsbadman
>>676230303
>You know exactly what I like to see...
As do you~....
>
>>676230556
I kek'd a little to hard at this
>Translated: I blew air out of my nose a bit harder
>>676230521
I've been here the whole time though...
>>676230521
I'm right here, you dummy
>>676229936
>>676229983
>>676229940
Ah shit... Well, it stays.
Any ideas for what should be next?
>>676230197
No problem.
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
Tribute <3
>>676230089
Hi there Mugi!
I'm doing okay today, yourself?
>>676230303
Hey Emi!
Good to see you.
I'm alright thanks, tired.
Yourself?
>>676230556
Yet
>>676230603
Hi Noire-Wife<3
I've missed you in the thread!
>>676228559
No bikini, but Cat Keyhole bra should work.
>>676228243
You'll try later?
>I'll try as well, it may be easier that way.
>>676229530
>Yuuko is in there
Based Ms. Pauling.
>>676229749
Heyo Stocking.
2 hours isn't too bad, I slept 2 hours as well.
>Glad you're here! <3
>>676228830
Hey, I've been alright. Just a bit busy lately, lots of tests and paper work at uni.
How about you? I'm glad to have you around again, you're a pretty rare catch!
>>676230876
add mugi ;^)
>>676229216
Uhuhu~
Sure!
>hugs
>>676230649
>Lets start more lewd then
Yes.
>>676230895
>>676230521
Are you blind?
>>676231002
>>676230715
>when you've never seen or probably will see a key hole bra of your waifu
>>676230978
Is that a threat?
I'm back, sorry I had to dip out for a bit
Miho claimed