THE SANDWHIRL CARAVAN!
Do you have what it takes to become the biggest trader.
> CARAVAN: You + one donkey
> GOLD: 50
> CARGO:
> One crate of goods (undecided)
Do you /b/tards have what it takes to become the best trader in the world? First dubs decides what we do! Anything goes! (Trips & higher are also added.)
So tell me mr.Dubs, what do?
>>676217266
Better decide what the goods are OP. Checked
OP here! First dubs gets to decide what we do. Also what is in our lovely crate.
>>676217266
If you don't already have one head back into town and buy a gun and some ammo.
>>676217266
Go to the vatican
Buy a crowbar for 10 gold and open the crate
Get black slaves to protect yo ass
>>676217627
Reroll and crate is full of Mountain Dew.
Bumpity bump
>>676217910
Reroll
we fuck the horse and the crate is full of dragon dildos
OP here, still waiting for them dubs.
>>676217915
roll
Suck donkey cock.
Also crate filled with donkey semen jars
>>676218577
You remember the crates are filled with mountain dew. Better go sell this sugary liquids.
> CARAVAN: You + one donkey
> GOLD: 50
> CARGO:
> One crate of mountain dew
First Dubs decide & get check'd upon!
>>676218870
Sell the cans for another 50 gold
>>676217266
Hey OP what is the gold value of the
Mountain Dew
Donkey
Wagon
How many cans? What year is it?
If dubs head to nearest market.
>>676219384
You are the trader my friend.
Think what you can get for it.
Merchants might be (un)willing.
>>676218870
find Rapunslut at the town and fuck on her hair
>>676218870
Shameless OP self bump.
Nigger shots you and rapes the donkey
>>676217266
get on the road and head East
>>676220446
Kek rolling
>>676220446
Reroll
>>676220446
Hire 2 bodyguards in case a nigger tries to shot you and raep your donkey.
>>676221011
Check'd
You hire two bodyguards! Two fit blokes with lovely spears!
They cost you 2 coins per head per turn!
> CARAVAN: You + one donkey + 2 Guards
> GOLD: 46
> CARGO:
> One crate of mountain dew
First Dubs decide & get check'd upon!
>>676221598
go to nearest town
a wild nicholas cage appears!
>>676222055
A wild nicholas cage appears! What do?!
> CARAVAN: You + one donkey + 2 Guards
> GOLD: 42 (-4)
> CARGO:
> One crate of mountain dew
First Dubs decide & get check'd upon!
nicholas cage starts raping the bodyguards
>>676222419
Order bodyguards to subdue him and tie him up. Place in back of wagon. Also check his pockets for stuff / gold.
>>676222736
roll
>>676222736
this before he gets away
Niggers came and shot the donkey you have to wear the cargo
>>676223551
Kek roll
order donkey to rape his ass and steal his shit
>>676223551
roll
>>676223899
Fuck you
>>676222736
roll
OP fucking gave up
>>676224299
>>676223899
Cancel each other?
>>676226295
i agree
