>>676202488 poor puppy ;_;
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>676202488
poor puppy ;_;
>>676202488
Fuck this shit.
Seriously makes me so angry
>>676202488
If the dog have had a gun he still would be alive
>>676203413
Happy snek. Circle of Life fam.
>>676202488
that look he shoots to his owner before the snake strikes
breaks my heart man
>>676202488
Post it to /r/aww
>>676204007
Shut the fuck up feminist faggot bitch
>>676204007
The puppy could grown up into an aggressive dog, and mauled a two year old to death. You never know.
>>676202488
>>676204007
>mfw small mind kid tries to act tough
sIeeptightpupper
>>676204436
>>676202488
Love it!
Post more!
>>676204936
Why are you so mad nigger? How old are you?
>>676202488
I hate videos of people torturing dos and cats but for some reason this doesn't bother me at all. It looks pretty natural and acceptable to me.
>>676205929
agree
slеер tight рuрреr
>>676202488
dat file name doh
>>676205324
Wow much edge
>>676205929
i love animal on animal rekt
>>676205929
>natural and acceptable
Yeah because someone purposely putting a big ass snake next to a puppy and filming it is completely natural and normal. They knew exactly what was gonna happen. The fact that they filmed it makes them a shittier person.
>>676202488
i have 2 dogs this doesnt trigger me
>>676204936
Go fuck yourself lonely virgin
>>676202488
snek gotta eat
>>676206465
they do the same thing with other animals. The dog is just a sack of cells like any other snek food.
>>676205929
>>676206122
Yeah they were both in their natural habitat: captive in a glass terrarium, as natural as it gets
>this website is full of sociopaths convinced they're exceptional
i like snakes, although that was an expensive as hell meal, that is about = to feeding it a rabbit.
>>676206807
yea but a cute sack of cells
>>676206807
Nice bred to be food vs. a domesticated dog bred to be a pet
Yeah okay mr scientist you keep being all cold and calculating with your degree in biology
>>676207081
Yup that's the only reason I even care . if it was an old ass cat I couldn't give two fucks
>>676205878
>how old are you
>"nigger"
>how old are YOU
>>676202488
s mh... some people watch this and get offended and cry and be like "poor puppers omg how could u post this" then 3 minutes later they watch a video of a human being ripped to shreds with a chainsaw and not give a flying fuck. How ???
>>676207584
This brah
>>676207584
Who? Who does this?
You're generalizing quite a lot.
Not all people lurk /b/ for gore. Some people genuinely don't like seeing these things and have no morbid curiousity like you.
Also they ARE watching you and coming for you. RUN NOW
>>676202488
More.
All faggot's shut the fuck up ibe seen this goddamn snake in hundreds of rekt threads on here lately and even on Facebook. The fact is it happened. Oh fucking well.
>>676207584
the thing is, that exact same situation is happening right now somewhere in the wilderness: A big ass snake is eating a cute little cub.
>>676207999
>mfw you're a boring unlikable fag
>>676202488
Kek. Rip pupper
Animal reked ?
>>676208546
Thank you
>>676209215
wow he stayed on
>>676204936
What an edgy little faggot you are. How is life with microfalace?
>>676209215
Fucking losing it.
Well played, anon.
Moar animal rekt?
>>676206465
>knew exactly what was gonna happen
Maybe because he was feeding the snake?
>>676202488
reminds me of this
http://www.streamboobs.com/hidden_passions/
>>676202488
>Owner loves snek
>Snek needs to eat
>Thousands of dogs, strays a severe nuisance
>Owner gives snek big, fatty treat meal and helps control stray pop.
>Films it b/c cool to watch snek eat and rare novelty meal
>pupperfags become anally annihilated and intolerant
>Sneks face when
One of these threads?
>>676207210
Cats>Dogs. Drink bleach.
>>676202488
>>676203413
>>676204007
>>676204639
Please leave. You do not belong here.
>>676206122
>>676205929
Except the dogs mom would be around to fuck the snake up....
>>676202488
there is a 2 min video frim pic related. The puppy didnt get eaten cause the owner stopped the snake, but it died from suffocation.
>>676206961
You can find many lost puppies in shit world countries m8.
>>676210670
Pretty sure a dick would be tough to bite off. That german guy who consented to be cannibalized, apparently his dick was tough to bite through
Not posting twister snake :D
Man that is one beautiful snake. It's obvious the owner takes good care of it, I don't see the problem here.
I have no more sympathy for dogs than I do the rabbits I feed mine. (Though I personally wouldn't do this)
>>676210902
link plz b0ss
For all your omegle tit flashing troll needs.
>>676211724
Just ask for tits to save the chick.
>>676202488
hi newfagg
>>676211811
chicken breasts for snek pls
Fuck Snakes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=48wgBS8p4uM
>>676204007
Are you fucking stupid? Wait, of course you are.
>Pythons eat small animals.
>Puppies are small animals.
What happens in the video is the way life works on some of the most basic levels. Getting mad at this is like getting mad at a rock when it falls back to the earth after being thrown. You are literally retarded.
>>676212294
>spiders like dicks too its all it's all a part of the cycle of life
>>676212456
> animals eating is edgy
Poor dogger
>>676212456
>>676212294
i think you're missing the part where a dude pinned a puppy up against a hungry snake then filmed it for entertainment he wasnt complaining about the way nature works dummy
>>676210835
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx
Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.
The different between members of /b/ and newfags/cancer is abundantly clear. The above explains it just as well. If you disagree then you need to move on to a social website like Gaia or Facebook that's built for canines such as yourself.
>>676202488
I don't even know why peo People like snakes they are retarded pets
>>676210835
You lied about your age to get here, so you are the one that needs to fuck off
>mfw trigger thread success
>>676210847
snake wins that fight, mate
>>676202488
My dog looks just like that you filthy cuck
>>676213368
>doesn't support Lovecraft but says others do not belong here
That's telling.
>>676213169
Kill yourself
>>676209215
Remeber those leves in Crash Bandicoot before fighting Papu Papu?.
>>676210006
Shut up bitch and fetch my sorry stick
>>676213368
Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect—the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours—and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.
>>676210902
What the fuck was the owner thinking? Did he seriously think that the Snek would not see the dog as prey?
>>676213394
Nope I've seen countless dogs kill snacks even that size they bite the head which crushes the skull or they shake it abd snap the neck
>>676212294
>puts baby in with snek
>cycle of life dude
Your mother should have fed you to that snake as a child
>>676213228
Same reason people like fish-tanks. They serve as living ornaments and people enjoy watching them.
>>676213919
Lol shut up you pretentious whore
>>676214319
>dogs hunt in packs like wolves because they are inferior predators
>>676213169
I'll take your fedora and raise you a katana
>>676202488
http://news.asiaone.com/news/asia/snake-owner-feeds-puppy-pet-python-enrages-animal-lovers
>owner is Chinese
Why am I not surprised.
>>676214336
>mfw comparing the life of a dog to the life of a human
You're a special kinda stupid.
>>676213919
nice fresh pasta
>>676214447
I own neither. But I'll let you use the hot tub if you bring the whiskey.
>>676214553
Simple folk always overstress the ethical element in life, and it is quite natural that they should extend it to the realm of their pets. Accordingly we hear many inane dicta in favour of dogs on the ground that they are faithful, whilst cats are treacherous.
>>676211888
>OP has 88 dubs
>anon has 888 trips
the checkin' trian just gets longer.
>>676202488
Get back to AS op
>>676214052
>>676211432
Just fucking look for it anons. Asking St. Google helps too.
>>676207999
Get the fuck out of here with yout Tumblr morals
This is /b/ you faggot
In the matter of intelligence we find the caninites making amusing claims—amusing because they so naively measure what they conceive to be an animal’s intelligence by its degree of subservience to the human will. A dog will retrieve, a cat will not; therefore (sic!) the dog is the more intelligent. Dogs can be more elaborately trained for circus and vaudeville acts than cats, therefore (O Zeus, O Royal Mount!) they are cerebrally superior. Now of course this is all the sheerest nonsense. We would not call a weak-spirited man more intelligent than an independent citizen because we can make him vote as we wish whereas we can’t influence the independent citizen, yet countless persons apply an exactly parallel argument in appraising the grey matter of dogs and cats.
>>676206827
Well if you're a sociopath you are kind of exceptional. Just sayin.
Just for reference, the term you're aiming for is edgy kids.
>>676207999
what a waste of trips.... gtfo of /b/ if you don't like this sort of shit
>>676214319
a pack of dogs can coordinate and overpower a snake
but in a 1v1 a snake would win
snek is faster, stronger and more resillient than 1 dog
https://youtu.be/FJla8CUvwAg
This guy beats this snake like a rope
>>676215031
That's funny. Because some of us like watching animal nature take place it means we're edgy.
You're so right! Every time I feed crickets to my tarantula, it's only cuz I feel like I am a GOD choosing to sacrifice these crickets and controlling when my spider gets to eat.
Some peoples kids, jeez.
>>676202488
3 edgy 5 me. Autism is a pandemic.
Snake's thinking
>It breathes, it's warm, looks healthy...nice
Dog's thinkhing
>What is this gay shit Anon?...uugh
Children, old crones, peasants, and dogs ramble; cats and philosophers stick to their point.
Dog people just do not like knowing they're the inferior person.
>>676215217
Nope dogs are actually very fast at killing snakes I've seen them do it at unbelievable speeds
>>676207584
You don't know the answer to that, so you're even more stupid
>>676202488
Stay squeezed pupper
>>676215490
We're talking about pythons here but I guess it depends on the dog and the snake
https://youtu.be/9Ps2lkBhrSA
>>676214539
dog fags are mentally disturbed individuals that failed at human interaction because of their autism and now favor dog lives over human lives. Well known fact bruh
>>676202488
Your edge seems really sharp.
>>676210489
noodles gotta eat, meanwhile pupperfags think starving in the street is ideal life for strays
>>676216333
Every dog seems to be more likeable than you edgelord.
>>676216028
I mean a big dog like a Rottweiler or something
>>676216708
Because they've been BRED to be that way. Fucking idiot!
>>676202488
This is why I shoot snakes onsite.
>>676202488
Sneks rule
>>676215919
>>676202488
So....anyone got the rest of that video
>>676216773
The dog killed in the video was a 60lbs huskey
average Rottweiler weighs double that so yea perhaps he could take him
Let's not test it out
>>676217192
nah, that's the whole thing
it's only 6 seconds long
>>676215304
Animal nature take place. You can't be serious though. This is obviously not a portrayal of anything natural since it was staged. But hey you are so special man. Unique. You like to see nature take place.
P.s. your edge is showing.
>>676213169
>>676213919
Look at the arm chair philosopher here thinking he makes sense. I love cats, but really they are over grown rats that spread countless diseases and can even kill your unborn baby with a single bite or scratch.
do people actually get enjoyment from watching this stuff
>>676217601
>>676217601
You can't be labeled as a person if you do.
>>676217738
>>676202488
Pls no post rekt of animals!! >:(
>>676211724
>>676211811
>>676211891
Hello? bretty old gif.
>>676217555
>>676218159
>>676217936
splattered shit all over his window and he didn't even use his wipers
shit driver/10
>>676217936
fucking asshole ran in front of the car and pissed all over it
>>676212591
Ain't got no problems with this cycle
who wouldnt love some spiderpuss?
>>676211891
make it into a webm you sick fuck
>>676210670
is this real?
Capcom art thread, post your favorite Capcom artist's work here.
>>676219600
no, obviously not
>>676217738
Sensitive ass
>>676204007
This is now a Snek thread
>>676213129
Just let the retards retard man, it's not worth the effort
>>676202488
I hate this gif because I love most animals and I couldn't own a snake because I wouldn't be able to feed it live animals because I'm a pussy.
But that's just me. At any rate, what's in the content of a gif has already happened and there's no point in bitching about it. Same goes for shoveldog and equivalents.
>>676220729
Wow that's a really clean shot
either dude is a marksman or he stabbed a dead cat with an arrow
>>676209549
Not the person you're commenting to, but you're the reason the word edgy has lost all meaning.
>>676202488
the only person weird enough to feed a puppy to a python is unfortunately the only guy weird enough to buy a 12+ ft python
>>676221765
Also not the person you're commenting to, but why? I think the comment he was refering to was a perfect example for being edgy
>>676221129
Dogefag, you expect everyone to love cats or dogs, you are fucking stupid.
>>676212591
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH? FUCK YOU, STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, BUY A SHOTGUN AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD.
ahh
>>676212456
You're the reason that word has lost meaning. You and your ilk over use the fucking thing.
>>676212591
>>676221787
>the only person weird enough to feed a puppy to a python is unfortunately the only guy weird enough to buy a 12+ ft python
You would be surprised to see how quick a small python becomes big when fed with puppy proteins.
>>676215031
You have ruined any point you were trying to make by using the word "edgy".
>>676215307
The sad part is that's the only word you can use and it means nothing anymore because of how vague it was originally defined. It's pathetic that you don't see that you fucking moron.
>>676216468
You truly are cancer.
>>676217709
what a waste of good blood for blood sausages
>>676202488
Reminds me of the old days of /b/
>>676224431
Ohhhh so edgy
>>676217936
notice the piss spray on the window kek
>>676222122
It's used everywhere for every little thing anymore It's way over used, Jesus how can you not see that? Also it's ill defined anything on this fucking earth can be "edgy".
>>676224724
You sure told him.
>>676224724
lol I rest my case.
>>676223658
puppy proteins
>kek
>>676225125
Of course I see that. From my point of view being edgy means if somebody says something that is on the one hand stupid, on the other hand childish and way over the top - just something that's "cringeworthy"
... and calling somebody a "feminist faggot bitch" for saying something that had nothing to do with feminism is quiet edgy. Especially because feminism is actually something honorable like anti-racism or environmentalism.
>>676212591
Jesus christ why am I so hard right now?
>>676217355
>not sure if this person knows canine is a common meal for snakes, esp. puppies.
>>676212591
Next time anyone asks for porn of the spider from Undertale, send them this
>>676224549
Looks like a bunch of Tumblr faggotry to me, all it needs are a few shitlords posting pics of severed genitals
>>676213919
yeah thats all true but.......
it is a lot easier to fuck a dog
those lil pussy pussies are no match for the d
>>676212591
pls moar
>>676226070
First thing I want to address in this post is Sure feminism is "honorable" but that doesn't matter for one know you audience, /b/ doesn't give a shit about any honorable movement. It's just a term to be corrupted here. Second this doesn't change the fact that the term "edgy" is over fucking used the fact that some jackass tells someone they don't like that they upset them could be considered edgy in a place that is known for fucked up things. So in essence they fucks saying ohh so edgy are in fact being edgy by it's lose definition. It's completely ill defined such to make the term useless in common speech. Third you made my point for me when you said "From my point of view being edgy means if somebody says something that is on the one hand stupid (this is subjective), on the other hand childish (also subjective), and way over the top (subjective again) -just something that's "cringeworthy" (4th subjective thing you used) " All of those things are subjective thus proving it's ill defined and just a garbage fucking word to use anymore. Society has collectively killed that word.
>tfw your trigger post turns serious
>>676222767
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>676213169
What about honeybadgers!?!?
>>676207999
>>676202488
You are fgt. If I find you I will fuck your ass.
I am tracing this thread.
>>676202488
Who would win if it was instead a full grown pit bull?
>>676207999
Aw shiit son trips dont lie better start runnin nigga
>>676202488
Kida hits me in the feels but I'd be lying if i said i wasn't impressed and captivated. Circle of life faggots
>>676204639
>>676204007
>>676203413
>>676206465
>>676206827
you fuckers are the same faggots going to rekt threads and laughing at the fucking brick truck video and this shit gets to you? fuck off. people are more important than dogs.
>>676204983
>>676205929
this
>>676230040
this
>>676229365
probably snake still
>>676222767
proof frogposters and altrights are newfags
I would burn that snake in the oven and eat it
>>676226376
>>676227054
>>676226191
Along Came the Spider, from Perverted Stories 32
>>676209215
That was GREAT
>>676229365
Probably Pit Bull, I mean, I guess the snake could constrict it but meh.
Maybe I am wrong to think snakes are too fat to fight and only go for weak or surprised opponents.
>>676202488
Wow burn in hell
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>676214447
>>676213770
newfags
>>676220729
newfags everywhere
>>676230511
Actually I take that back I cannot be mad at a snake for doing what it's genetically designed to do...whoever set this up gets the hanger on the stove to hest up for 4G min and it will be stuck in their assets real slow like sssssssss.......
goodnight pupper u'le be missed
>>676230559
>Along Came the Spider, from Perverted Stories 32
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1017582877
>>676231095
Stop plugging your gay shit anon. And fuck you for supporting trump.
>>676231230
God damn my autistictic spelling
>>676222767
Cringed
>>676231230
SSSSNNNAAAKEEE EEEEAAATEEERRRRRRR
*ba da dan du dummmmm*
>>676231202
So... everyone on your secret club site has to like cats?
If anything, the newfag would get butthurt by seeing their favorite animal get hurt
That's pretty much falling for a troll, which I wouldn't expect an oldfag to do.
>>676204436
underrated post
>post gif of a snake eating a puppy, no problem
>post webm of kids being killed, no problem
>post webm of ahri cosplayer eating a mouse and you get banned
goddamn /b/ is fucked
>>676231771
I'm sure I could find a good Muslim recipie for cooking snakes maybe add some goat cheese and public hair
>>676232525
I'm out my thread posts are fail Thanks auto correct...going to ejaculate now forget animal rights.
>>676202488
>>676211724
>>676211811
>>676211891
>>676217709
>>676220729
stupids gtfo
>>676232041
Since you're new. Have you taken notice to every 4chan mascot pre-faux mask was in a tuxedo. The gentlemens attire. A nod to the Lovecraft lecture, explaining why /b/ is feline.
No one gets offended when seeing a cat killed. Unless it's fresh and someone's life can be ruint. Happened more than once. No we don't care about dogs, never will.
Read the full thing and you understand the whole facade of cats & dogs actually explains the two types of people. It describes the people who are at home on this site vs the others.
/b/ is for cats.
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx
plus, dogs are abominations created through mankinds fucking with animal dna ... just like swathes of our human population.
>>676213169
Pasta potential
