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Im taking care of my friends dog for two hours. Dubs decide what

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Im taking care of my friends dog for two hours. Dubs decide what I'll do. OP will deliver.
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play with the fucking dog you prick
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Play with, have fun, pet it, don't be a cunt
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Kiss the dog
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>>676180286
Take it on a walk
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>>676180286
Put a silly hat on him, along with silly glasses. Make him think he's human. XD
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walkies
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Fuck it the ass
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>>676180286
Love him like she/he was your own kid
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>>676180286
Play with him, give him a good meal and let him sleep on the couch/bed, fucking asshole.
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teach it how to say "op youre a faggot and you should kill yourself and live stream it" and then do exactly what it says

fag
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You ever put panties on a goat?
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Peanut butter in dick, then show it to him
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rename dogmeat, wander nuclear wasteland
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Fuck it in the ass and post pic of it
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>>676180286
Fuck it
Fap on it
Red rocket
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>>676180729
re roll
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pet dog :3
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>>676180744
Bendmydick Cuminhersnatch
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Cook him a steak
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>>676180744
Winrar
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>>676180744
checked
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>>676180744
@>winrar
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>>676180744
/clap
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Kiss it pics as proof
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Toss his salad
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>>676180744
Betadick Freewilly
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>>676180744
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Lol I got trips kiss it and don't forget pictures m80
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op won't deliver, give up
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>>676180888
Trips...
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>>676180744
>OP will deliver.
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if its male wank his cock, ezezezeze
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>>676180286
Empty a full large bottle of tobasco sauce into the dogs mouth.
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>>676180744
Op won't deliver
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>>676180744
winrar
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>>676180744
Don't do it you faggot
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>>676180734
underrated
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Hey mods

I don't usually call you guys out but could you ban these guys that are trying to harm this helpess animal ?

Animal abuse is a serious offence
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Don't be a faggot op
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If dubs or dubs in the next 5 posts then PEANUT BUTTER ON DICK
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Paint your fucking house
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>>676181699
Winrar
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>>676181474
thats dope as fuck lmfao
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>>676181474
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>676181474
OMG YOURE SICK
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>>676181474
HOLY SHIT
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>>676181808
>>676181930
Samefag
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OP here. I can't get close to him. He's waiting by the door. Every time I get close to him he'll jump and run off.
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>>676181223
What's that from?
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>>676182155
FUCK YOU
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>>676181474
You are on hell of sick mfw by posting this shit you are proving that you approve this shit
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>>676182155
Bandyscotch Cuminhernigger
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>>676182155
Timestamp on cock
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>>676182155
just cum twords it
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>>676182155
Force him maybe?
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>>676181474
You sick fuck.
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>>676182155
Use peanut butter you fucking faggot.
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>>676182448
rolling for this
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>>676182448
Cum on it
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>>676182155
i hope your friend fucking shoves you down the sink grinder if he finds out you did anything
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>>676180601
Reddit underage confirmed
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>>676182526
>>676182448
yeah on the dog
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>>676182556
No worse than the fucker who set fire to a cat..
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>>676182448
rolling
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>>676181292
Underage Reddit sjw confirmed
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>>676182448
JIZZ ON THE DOG
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>>676182448
this, rolling
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>>676182448
roll for not doing anything
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>>676182448
Rolling for this
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>>676180286

roll him over. use one hand to scratch ears, and the other to give belly rubs
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>>676182448
this
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>>676182988
winrar
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>>676182448
Roll
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jerk the cock
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>>676182988
o shit
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>>676182988


checkd
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>>676182988
WINRAR
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Let the dog run away and say it got out
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>>676182988
OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT
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>>676183060
10/10
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>>676183164
Rolling
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if you somehow get near it, try jerkin his cock and recording it, dogs will fall for it easily
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>>676181808
Grow up faggot, reality is cruel
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Slit its throat
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>>676181930
Shit nigga, I love chinese food
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>>676183304
This
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>>676181474
been awhile since i seen dis shit
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>>676182060
At least it won't be undercooked
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>>676183164
Rolling ftw
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>>676183391
roooollliiiiiiing
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Sharpie in pooper!
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>>676182155

Dude, you better be careful. Those dogs are super aggressive if they feel trapped and they can bite lumps out of a human. It is not even your dog and you are trying crazy shit with it? They are police dogs in quite a few countries. Leave it be then you will have no explaining to do at the emergency room or to your friends.
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>>676181474
Sauce?
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>>676183391
roll
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>>676183304
Rollerino
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>>676182482
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>>676182448
>>676182988
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>>676182988
There
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>>676183544
FUCK YOU >>676182988 GOT DUBS BEFORE YOU AND OP BETTER FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT
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>>676183304
my name a roll
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>>676183540
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>>676183692
THIS
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op is kill
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>>676183371
This
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>>676183692

Happy Easter, you seem perfectly well adjusted to me.
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>>676183304
ROLL
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>>676183304

sounds like a good way to get your hand maimed
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Op is kill
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>>676180286
we are waiting
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>>676183304
ROLL IT
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eat it
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>>676180689
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>>676183875
just dont deter OP,he said he would deliver anything dubs commanded, and he should
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>>676181292
Go back there and kill yourself.
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Eat it like the chinese food it is OP
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>>676183735
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fuck that dog
it is a sexual
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>>676182448
>twords
Just sneak up on it and cum on it
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dick in dogs mouth and get it to bite down
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The lack of OP delivering copious ammounts of cum on dog troubles me.
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>>676184857
reroll
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Today op was a faggot again
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>>676182155
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>>676184938>>676184857
reroll
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>>676185072
>>676184938
>>676184857
reroll
i wanna see you bleed
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>>676184874

give OP some time it's difficult to fap to a dog...i think.
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>>676185178
>>676184938
>>676184857
>>676185072
i won't stop until i get dubs reroll
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make the dog ''rekt thread'' material
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>>676183317
This is not about reality being cruel, this is about people being autistic niggers and doing shit like this to innocent animals. I bet that guy is a total loser in real life
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>>676180286
Teach it to Use a Knife and Fork at the Dinner table and put a Dress on it Take many photos and replace all your friends Photos with the dog wearing those clothes Hurry.
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GUYS
maybe he's just trying to fap on dog and can't cut
We all need to post porn
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>>676185349
boo freakin hoo, the dog will have no idea what the hell is going on, man
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>>676185430
ok
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>>676185430
sauce
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>>676185524
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>>676180787
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Funny these idiots that harm animals hide behind a computer. I hope they all die a slow miserable death.
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Flip the dog over and eat it's ass faggot.
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>>676185063
>not naming it feminism.gif
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>>676185821
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fucking hell so many niggers triggered, did someone on fb share the thread or something?
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>>676180286
Give him a snack and pet him
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cum on the dog already
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>>676185524
>saved for my alien porn folder
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>>676186214
You have one too?!
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