It has been a while since my last confession but I need your guidance. To keep it short my girlfriend and I have decided to seduce her best friend. Any advice towards making this threesome happen would be greatly appreciated. Please help me /b/. I never thought a guy like me would get a threesome but now it might actually happen.
>>676133782
Then you may as well break up with her and just consider her as a fuck buddy because there is no such thing as a girlfriend in a threesome faggot
>>676133969
I'm not asking for relationship advice. I'm asking how to get two chicks on my dick. The future will decide itself.
>>676134102
You said girlfriend so it's your fault for showing your stupidity on thinking she is still your girlfriend if she is open to fucking another person you faggot.
Just admit she is just a fuck buddy and not your "girlfriend" you denying faggot.
>>676133969
I want insecure burgerclaps to fuck off
>>676133782
c u c k
>>676134654
Then go fuck off with your wife screwing a muslim eurobitch
Why bother defending op when he obviously denying himself that he doesn't actually have a real girlfriend because it's just a fuck buddy that he pretends that is his girlfriend
>>676134530
>>676134746
Okay, /pol/. So you ever fucked two women at once or not? Cause that's really all I need help for.
>>676134937
I never go on /pol/ but you go right ahead and claim that your "girlfriend" loves you so much that she is open about fucking another person faggot.
Your slut is just a fuck buddy or are you just paid to act stupid on here?
>>676135061
Jesus, dude. Just answer my question.
>>676135141
No admit that she is nothing but a fuck partner then we will answer your obvious cockatoo question
>>676133782
Literally invite her over, get slightly drunk and watch lesbian porn and then have your gf make advances on her and if she bites carefully join in on the foreplay. Before you know it you'll have two chicks sucking your dick and the rest is up to you.
>>676135290
>gf
You mean fuck buddy
>>676135290
That easy? Should I just go full porn or stick to "artsy" Blue is the Warmest Color shit.
>>676135427
>>>676135290
>>gf
>You mean fuck buddy
Someone's just jealous their threesome involved the left hand joining in with the right.
>>676135061
Edgy
>>676135554
And I bet you still consider your wife loyal and loving when she asks you to film her fucking a stranger too right?
I'm going to bed because I got an actual job to take which involves business meanwhile you sit in your little imagination that your girl still loves you while she is moaning loudly from another fucker.
>>676135554
Actually did try that the other night. Would recommend, try two-handed. Only downfall is the lack of compatibility with scrolling.
Alright, so position-wise. Double blowjob is on my bucket list so that's a must. What else is a must do?
>>676135791
Lol
>>676133782
You are a faggot if you want someone else to fuck your woman.
>>676133782
Kill yourself faggot
your girlfriend's a fucking whore
>>676135220
*cuckatoo
you're a faggot
There's no such thing as a girlfriend in a threesome. Your relationship will crush if so.
He's really going all out.
first she will say oh ye fuck my bestie then she will start fucking other dudes fam, it's a trap
Rob if this is you i will beat your ass
>>676135491
I think artsy might be better, unless she is into that shit. I'd try to find out from your gf what her preferences are so it will be slightly easier to seduce her.
It can be that easy.
Just the right amount of liquor will help.
>>676133782
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>676136627
We're doing some field work on tuesday to test the waters. I've gotta be really careful with that liquor. Gf is a major lightweight.
chloroform
Hmm...have you guys ever had her join in on a conversation about sex before? If so, did she appear to enjoy talking about sex related matters with you guys?
General question to people saying OP is a cuck. If he's trying to get two chicks in bed...how is that cucking? I thought cucking was when you just let yo' ladie fuck dudes in front of you. Seems like he's trying to get his girl friends ladie friend in bed with them.
>>676136881
Godspeed anon. I hope it works out. Be sure to post any noticeable progress. It also might be a good idea to have your gf try to get her interested in her first, although that's probably what you mean by testing the waters.
>>676137104
Kek
>>676137287
They know, they are just butthurt over their own failed sex lives.
>>676137110
I never have but the gf has a bit. My gf was a virgin when we first started dating. She was uncomfortable talking about sex at first but she's opened up over time. Eventually she admitted to being curious about women, I was definitely curious about two women. And after narrowing down the candidates we decided on her best friend.
>>676137110
This actually is a good idea if you haven't done this already.
>>676137487
Ah...
>>676137553
Alright, getting someone to join a threesome requires patience, so don't be hasty. Next time you guys hang were, just act casual (oh and hang at the house or something) and after a while try to fit in a sex joke in here or there, and then try to lead it into an actual conversation (even if you and your gf have to script one between one another). First you want to find out if she's sexually open/comfortable around you guys.
>>676136184
mfw it's not Wednesday
> Barack Obama you devil!
>>676137368
I'll definitely keep /b/ updated. I'll try to post at the same time as this thread too. "Testing the waters" is just her trying to gauge her responses to certain things. She's shy so I doubt she's going to try anything too risque. I have to ease her into it as well.
>>676137287
The term cuck applies to those that willfully enjoys their spouse peform sexual activities with another person despite the person being a man or a woman and the person that is supposedly with the spouse that is engaging in this activity is the cuck because he or she enjoys it
In short op is a cuckholdry faggot
>>676137924
haha, well, lets help him anyways. I like to make peoples dreams cum true.
>>676137861
This of course, read this OP
>>676137895
Yeah it does sound like it will take some time, either way play it cool and hopefully it works.
>>676133782
Kys you degenerate fuck
Also /k/ reporting in
>>676137924
Actually no
>>676136468
Fuck you micheal
>>676138301
>dildo rifle to the rescue
>>676137861
Scripted conversation is a good idea. Damn, this might actually work. I just can't get ahead of myself. You're right.
>>676137895
Doesn't that make her one as well?
>>676138003
I really do appreciate it.
>>676138301
I'm pro-fun too. At least we have that in common.
>>676133782
I'm off to bed, good luck OP
>>676138593
Thank you, friend. Fail or succeed it's gonna make hell of a greentext story some day.