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o-oh my gosh alastor, your name!~
>>676105116
pantheon was 40 cs and 3 levels above me 10 minutes in. i think i just need to do more unranked to get champions, honestly, because i'm always counterpicked
>>676105343
p-practice from behind
panth is supposed to crush the early game though, he falls off hard
>>676105343
What of it?
>>676105483
>>676105070
I didn't even know if you were telling the truth on that.
>>676104988
Same can be done with arms. Maybe boxing could be good for it.
the only way to win league is math.
>>676105638
okay goodnight lovelies
>>676105781
>>676105676
Everything said on /b/ is truth, silly.
>>676105902
>>676105676
Volume and hypertrophy are king huh?
>>676105902
Gooooood night!
>>676105547
he crushed all the way to our inhibs
>>676105595
you're so naked
>>676106113
I am sure you like that.
>>676106208
i do, it makes me want to rub you up and down
but watch out, david might see, then i'd be in for it
>>676106362
I am a strong dependent brown dog boy.
I do what I want.
He will have to deal with it or do something about it.
Is that what people do together when they're naked? They rub each other up and down?
>>676106856
It's what I would do
>>676106695
he'll do something about it i think
he'll probably smooch you all up and down
>>676107143
Does it always have to be either touching or smooching?
>>676106856
Yeah, It's kind of nice.
>>676107244
like duh dude
>>676107126
What do naked men feel like?
>>676107366
firm, but soft cause of the fuzz, and very warm
>>676105911
Poor Nibi.
>>676105981
For you it may be. how long ago was injury?
>>676107366
Men or boi's?
>>676107366
Warm, fleshy, kinda hairy~
>>676107347
How can I trust you?
>>676107482
I like warm.
>>676107497
Yeah, my penis is very small. Thats why I cant have sex.
Depends
>>676107869
you'll LOVE men then
>>676107497
Uh... about two years ago but it still crunches when I pull my scapula back. It comes and goes with pain though. Pushups do not hurt it, just bench
>>676107869
I've done it. Kinda nice, depends on the partner
hello everyone
>>676108138
Hey!
>>676107709
Sounds kinda yukky.
>>676107982
I cant love, im sorry.
>>676108067
Oh?
>>676108254
how are you?
>>676107357
Not enough dinners.
Or snacking.
>>676108326
Yeah. Some just want you to give them all of the pleasure, others are more reciprocating and the experience is so much better.
>>676108397
Doing better now talking to you all, and the boy is online too
>>676108326
you probably can, it's okay
>>676108479
hm, this is true, i should have considered this
well david really likes watching movies and stuff in bed, i'm sure he'd love if you joined him
>>676107869
You can always do oral or receive.
>>676108067
Then become the master of pushups! Put some weight on your back or where a vest.
>>676108720
Partners sounds like shit.
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>>676108720
the boy?
>>676108808
All 100% platonic and not the least bit lewd, surely, also are you taller than z?
>>676108845
I'm going to get some resistance bands and wrap them around my back ala Eugen Sandow
>>676108885
Some are
>>676108933
friend
yaaaawn
>>676108808
You are lying to me, and hurting my feelings trying to cheer me up with impossible standards.
>>676108845
Unacceptable. Im top, only.
>>676109099
ah
>>676109241
Well you'll be riding on top of many cocks then.
>>676109099
Good. Just remember to hit as many as you can, and then some more.
I would touch stairs in his private areas and smooch him all over. because he is sweet and innocent. All platonic of course.
>>676109241
>>676109593
Ill take no sex then and die a virgin.
>>676109593
Yeah baby. Alan thrall says do at least a hundo. I feel like I can trust him. That beard doesn't lie.
>>676109716
I'd bottom to that any day
>>676109124
the original wario ware was ahead of its time
>>676109615
>david 8 touching stairs' things.jpg
>>676109816
>>676109716
Well prolly best you didn't pass your angry genes down. You may change your mind on the future.
Matching 16's don't like Nibi :P
>>676109954
Yeap, and every 2nd day if you want big as quick as possible.
>>676110313
>Implying anyone would willingly have sex with me to pass my genes.
How do I become a cute femboy again?
>>676109615
Pls.
>>676110571
please as in "please do all those things to me" ?
>>676110535
you don't
>>676110313
Yessir! Gotta rest to get big.
How buff are you bufftiger?
>>676109220
go to bed
>>676110535
femboys are not cute
just like babies aren't
>>676110806
I will keep on dreaming.
I think it's kinda funny that you won't talk to me after what happened last time
>>676110535
Do lots of lowbar squats and weighted hip thrusts. Cardio, eat at a 500cal deficit of your TDEE
Tiger says High volume over high weight
>>676110824
Not enough. I hate myself.
>>676111289
Fem boi's are slim, so starve and do cardio, that will cause your muscles to become catabolic, shrinking them.
>>676111749
>>676111289
I'm already pretty slim, 100 pounds for ~5'6
>>676111749
Just lift more! Get huge for me! I like big shoulders
>>676112018
So what's your issue? Skin, hair, nails, face, clothes, demeanor?
>>676112034
I'm trying and lifting all the time, it's just my life is disruptive right now.
>>676112018
Are you... a skeleton?
>>676112596
He's 5'6
>>676112450
Idk tbh. I guess my only problem is that I dont have a guy to date. Not that I'm not interested in girls but most of them don't really like femboys. I'd be way more into it if I had someone to appreciate it, I'm not sure that it's really easy to embrace that publicly
>>676112642
Thats how many coconuts high?
maaan i don't even remember bein 5'6
i was 5'4 at twelve
then 5'11 at fourteen
then 6'0 at sixteen
>>676112878
Just shy of a pina colada.
>>676112018
Squats and hip thrusts gurl. Also, get on a bike. Height/weight wise, you're there
>>676112450
Fucking hell, me too.
>>676112962
Look at abraham fucking lincoln over here
>>676113159
no that's when i stopped growing
>>676113054
Would you feed me pina coladas to keep my blubbery flabs big?
>>676112878
around 3 1/2 coconuts if your going by highest range average
>>676112642
Yeah, 100lbs at 5'6 for a male is still skeleton. Dude's underweight as fuck.
>>676112596
>>676112642
>>676112962
>>676113742
Yeah, I'm really not tall. Though I actually eat quite a lot, I just don't seem to get much weight.
I try to stay manly though, once I'll find a boyfriend or a girlfriend that's into it, I'll finish what has been already started I guess.
>>676113852
5'6" is a cute height though.
>>676114253
It is.
>>676114253
Naw it sux
>>676114253
>>676114449
Thank you!
Makes me happy some people appreciate it, cause I really wish I was a bit taller @_@
5'6" is a veritable manlet and you should be ashamed of your genetics
staaairs
>>676114520
>>676114604
I'm getting mixed messages here...
5'6" is the perfect height to be picked up and hugged for
i'm 6'4" and i have a tiny dick how should i feel about my genetics
>>676115048
And to be bent over a couch and fucked silly.
Don't forget that part.
>>676115048
Why can't you be an adorable femboy?
>>676115048
Well yeah! But it'd be better if I had someone to hug.
>>676115210
And yeah that too.
>>676115056
Do you AT LEAST have a scrumptious butt?!
>>676115048
While I do enjoy size difference, I'm still not a big fan of being so small sometimes.
>>676115056
depends what 'tiny dick' means
>>676112829
Well if you really want a guy to date you're going to have to either ask one out and face the potential rejection, or be as pretty as possible and wait to be asked out, or use grindr.
Each has their pros and cons.
Yes, being a femboi is a lifestyle change too. Being around other fembois will help you become one, might even help you find a man too.
>>676113075
Yeah it sucks. this morning i bent over to pick up a shoe and my back spazzed out on me. Been sore ever since.
>>676113742
Work on your lower half, get a butt that makes girls jealous.
>>676113852
Why be manly if you just want to be girly?
>>676105203
strawpoll.me/7190803/
>>676115210
Well that goes without saying. That comes after the hugging
>>676115288
Because I'm a tall man
>>676115293
Get over here then
>>676115319
I bet it's not as bad as you think.
>>676115487
I hate it when that happens.
>>676115317
it's pretty fat, like, my hips are huge
>>676115443
well it aint a microdick
>>676115660
Then get it fixed, have your shins removed.
>>676115660
>Quite a lot of women are taller than you
>Everyone thinks you're in high school
Blegh
>>676115721
so around 4 inches then?
>>676115721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-j3q1pvAw
>>676115721
i am going to go watch 15 seasons of law and order because that's the best thing I can do
>>676115721
You're... FAT?!
im the fattest
>>676115944
>>676115487
Because I'm not sure people around me would tolerate it. It's a huge lifestyle change and for now I'll just let my beard grow and all that stuff. When I'll have someone to work for or actually a real envy of being girly to feel good in my skin, I'll change that, for now I'll just do whatever.
When it comes to the butt I guess it's just cute, nothing else than that
>>676115944
*boringest
jproc smooches
>>676115892
i will not be answering this beyond this: no it's not that short
>>676115897
oh yea potter puppet pals and lemon demon, i remember much of neil
>>676115913
like, without sleeping?
>>676115925
my hips are
>>676115317
That's not how ties work
>>676115858
But I like my shins
>>676115863
At least you can be cute. I can't be the cute one ever at 6'1" and 180#
>>676116168
hopefully
>>676116168
then it's not tiny and you have nothing to worry about
>>676116318
no, you should sleep, it feels really good
>>676116328
i was not worried, but when i compare it to the one that goes in me, it is tiny
>>676116168
I don't even know you but I wanna see the hips
>>676116437
yeah but then i have to wake up
>>676116168
Long as your bf loves it.
>>676116437
that's not a fair comparison is it?
>>676116508
no, that would be slutty
>>676116546
yea that's like usually an okay part, if you wake up naturally and feel rested
>>676116556
he has sung high praise for my booty, but i don't want to brag further
>>676116285
It is now.
>>676116437
Honestly, little dicks are the cutest, as long as its not too tiny. even 4 inches is nice.
not really though
>>676116045
>>676116168
>>676116150
and you're the worst
>>676116066
So you get a BF, and he likes you for what you are at that time. You then decide to change, will that BF like the new you? He might not. I think it might be better to be who you want first and get the BF that likes the new you.
Then work the butt. squats, lunges, curls, hip thrusts and plenty of stretching.
Imma play some warframe
>>676116656
He's a lucky man.
>>676116656
I have such nice dreams though
I always miss them
>>676116755
Lies.
>>676116901
Get your wimminz outta here
>>676116656
I appreciate your self respect. Good on you!
How are you called on here btw? You seem really nice
>>676116709
I can get behind that
>>676105203
Hey you, yeah you, Calgary fur, reply to this post so we can get fucking.
>>676116755
agree, i quite like tiny dicks on bottoms
>>676116901
your scales are so shiny today, as always
>>676116951
i think i'm the lucky one. i don't know why he puts up with me.
>>676117040
TOP KEK
>>676116910
True that. Maybe you're right afterall.
I don't think I'll find anyone in my area anytime soon though, but its worth a try.
>>676116901
Noe ur da wurst.
Not even done in 4 seconds, let alone 2!
>>676116954
like what?
>>676117039
dom because of a dumb cat character i posted five years ago
>>676116910
>Get body you want
>No one even wants you
>All that work was pointless
>>676117004
No lies actually, I'd love to suck a 4inches dick more than a big one, it's more fun, idk.
>>676117212
just like pleasant times with people I know and stuff
>>676117212
Ohhhh! You're Dom! Nice to meet you finally
>>676117125
You are both lucky I suppose.
>>676116901
>>676117289
Wish my BF felt that way.
>>676117019
pls embrace
>>676117159
How old are you? Thought about moving to a bigger city?
>>676117274
>Is happy still cause got body he wants
>>676117345
i feel like you told me about one yesterday but i can't recall any of it.
>>676117386
who did you think dom was? hello also.
>>676117432
i think that is accurate. but also, we've tried pretty hard and made sacrifices.
>>676117519
That booty left you.
>>676117519
18. I'm still finishing my studies here, I don't really think about moving at all. I'm definitely not moving away to find someone. If I leave my city it'll be either for work, for studies, or to be with someone I already met beforehand.
>>676117573
I never knew because it never showed on NS
>>676117573
>and made sacrifices.
People keep telling me this about relationships. What is this.
>>676117573
it's ok
i wish stairs didn't abandon me I would like to flirt with him
>>676117701
Is it odd to assume you're Canadian?
>>676117701
ah, maple syrup. new england's one contribution to world cuisine
>>676117902
AMERIKAN
>>676117502
Hey honestly, if I have to be bottom, and someone sitting on my dick, I'd rather him to have a little dick than a big one, way cuter when they cum or just go up and down.
>>676117842
i haven't openly worn the name since forced anon
>>676117887
well, i decided to leave my family in my home state and move transcontinentally to live with him. that's sort of a sacrifice. he decided to take on this useless, uneducated, jobless, and poor person that he liked for some reason.
>>676117900
i'm sorry he fell asleep. pretend your shota pillow is him. what does your family think of that pillow by the way?
>>676118183
I kind of fell into this one too
>>676117701
??
>>676117730
Well move for work, it'll be a good change. Noone who you used to know is around, you're free to do whatever you want, be who ever you want. you finally make the life you want to live.
You still got plenty of time for love. decades even.
>>676118349
how so?
>>676118136
Its only cute on girly boys.
>>676118183
Ah, sacrifice money for love. Romantic.
>>676117441
>>676118682
>>676118680
money does not really come into the equation. sure, we are well below the poverty line, but we have food to eat and a place to live so we don't mind.
>>676118576
I made a lot of baked chicken. SADBOI always called me the chicken man. Haven't seen him around for a while either.
>>676118671
That is my kind of boys, I don't really like the full manly boys. I'm bi, still, with a large preference for girls, so I guess that's why.
>>676118183
I am going to cuddle this pillow so hard
my brother is the only one who knows but he just thinks it's weird and gay so it's nothing new I guess
>>676118496
No more booty.
>>676118855
I just saw him recently.
>>676118893
I understand that. I just can't into bears.
>>676119041
How's he doing?
>>676118854
How much would your mind sway if you were alone but better off financially?
>>676118989
But why no more booty? Why is it gone?
>>676119365
You were replaced, for a better trophy boy.
>>676119365
If booty's gone, I'll share mine
>>676119162
Yeah, way too much hair for me.
>>676118893
Its doesn't help the non girly boys.
>>676119162
Not sure, been mostly lurking lately, so didn't talk to him.
>>676119514
I think I made him mad. We haven't talked in a while. Hope he's doing ok.
>>676118855
he gets banned a lot, i dunno why. why did you make a lot of baked chicken?
>>676118918
how do your parents not know? i bet he's secretly weird and gay
>>676119243
sway in what direction? are you asking if i'd rather have that? i would not.
>>676119496
ohhhhkaaaaay.....
>>676119509
Yeah i'll tap it if i didn't already jerk off.
>>676119867
I wonder why...
I make a lot of food at once and get all of my cooking done for the week in one go
>>676120007
anyone have more of these tigers?
holy fuck theyre hot
>>676119867
I am asking how would you feel in that situation.
>>676120007
Serious talk though, I shared my butt on here the other day so I might as well share it again if ppl want
>>676119514
If you dont look like a 65yo pedophile there's a 90% chances I'll still suck it even if you're not feminine.
>>676120007
Exactly, no words. Point proven.
>>676119867
i hide it under blankets
maybe they know anyway
he's secretly weird but I don't think that he's secretly gay
>>676120278
Butt
>>676120082
oh i remember someone talking about that a few months ago, so i'll presume it was you
>>676120164
uh, i'd probably feel pretty alone and kind of meaningless. here, i can give myself value by providing something for someone else.
>>676120424
hows he weird?
Here is my contribution.
>>676120082
Disgusting.
>>676120278
I don't look like I'm 65, but I do look like I yell at kids to get off my lawn.
>>676120595
he's secretly very sentimental about stuff
>>676118807
nini
>>676120469
Fine, you asked for it.
pls be nice tyvm
>>676120595
Yeah, it was me. I posted pictures of dinner and everyone wanted my chicken
>>676120670
Try it. Makes life so easy. You always have food ready to go
>>676120803
gnight bud
>>676120869
I hate leftovers.
>>676120595
You are the sweetest person.
You waste it trying to be nice to me.
>>676120853
Oh! I already told you that you have a nice butt yesterday!
>>676121063
More for me then!
>>676121269
Glad to see I got "fans", ahah
>>676120609
nice, great job
>>676120749
like, nostalgic?
>>676120869
post more dinners. upset the balance of ass.
>>676121261
smoochin ya right now
>>676121423
I guess
I catch him hugging our dog a lot
>>676121423
I already ate dinner though. Maybe in the future though
>>676121548
hey
maybe he likes dogs
>>676121621
when did you make that dinner?
>>676120151
yeap plenty.
>>676120853
nice butt!
>>676121668
A little around 8 PST
Guess what? It was chicken
>>676121668
dogs are cute
do you think stairs hugs pillows and thinks about me sometimes
cleaning up data is boring
>>676121680
Thanks a lot <3
>>676121825
i'm simply astounded.
>>676122339
i think stairs hugs pillows and has some sort of existential crisis sometimes. i can't say if that involves you or not. it probably involves being single and self-doubt, and i'm sure that if he thinks about potential mates, you pop up.
>>676122646
i will ask him later
cleaning up usually is
>>676122789
what do you think?
>>676122646
Right?
>>676122876
about?
I should be asleep instead of browsing dicks.
>>676123005
Nice
Cleaning up cum
>>676122966
i anxiously await dinner pics
>>676123053
do you think stairs hugs pillows and thinks about you
also same question but avery
>>676123233
was it good for you too?
vroom
>>676122876
it's fun finding old stuff that you forgot about though
>>676123425
no I don't think anyone does
>>676123425
Tomorrow or the next day then.
>>676123180
nonsense
>>676123222
wem
>>676123500
what have you found?
>>676123517
i think you've inserted yourself into their psyche in a way.
>>676123521
like omg
>>676123459
I was speaking in general. I dont clean up cum cus I dont fap. Im pure.
Well, I'm off then.
Dom, nice meeting you finally.
Goodnight everyone. Get huge Tiger!
>>676123767
Kitty, go to bed.
>>676123988
ur not my mum
>>676123776
pictures that i thought were long lost
>>676123776
do you think it's a good way
>>676124099
I could be your daddy, though.
>>676123781
>pure
>4chan
Pick one faggot
>>676124266
no im pure
How about a SFW fur thread?
>>676124919
well
