OP GET IN HERE LINK DIED
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OP GET IN HERE LINK DIED
>>676104009
kekekekekekekekeke
>>676104009
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>676104009
bumping for visibility
FUCKIN BUMP THIS NEEDS TO LIVE
We love you Noah!
>>676104134
Roll lets do it fags
>>676104009
So, you gonna send the dick pic?
OP????
bump, come back OP
Could you show me your dick? Itd make me rock hard.
DO NOT GIVE UP ON MALIK
>>676104332
I'm not OP, but I didn't see any new threads.
I'm the one who started the Facebook mess though
>>676104009
Well, good on you OP. Your life will never be the same from here on.
>>676104382
This
Noah, this is your chance to become gay. Also tell him "I want to eat my own love juice out of your hot ass"
>>676104009
I've always thought you were pretty hot, I'd love your soft lips to be around my rock hard dick
>>676104506
I am not Noah I just made a new thread hopefully Noah comes back
>>676104009
I want to ride your face reverse cowgirl while you suck and slurp up my delicious asshole. I want you to beg me to use you as your toilet.
>>676104608
oh well maybe he deleted thread to save his soul then
You know it's funny for the longest time I don't know what its been about you but something's always made me insanely horny and I pretty much pleasure myself to you every night. I think about just going down on you and you grabbing my hair and thrusting your cock down my throat. Until you flip me over and bury your dick deep in me and I just ride you like the stallion you are. Ugh I just want you so bad. If you're free why don't we maybe meet up? :$
I think OP abandoned ship.
Show me your dick.
>>676104577
Good winrar here
>>676104703
Maybe either way I wanna know how it turned out.
Anyone screenshot prev thread?
>>676104754
Op is the Top in this relationship
Poor Noah, he wont come back.
I still have my dubs that needs to be sentAsk him to come meet you now because you're so turned on by the thought of touching his well endowed penis
Also I'll lurk catalogs to make sure Noah didn't start a new one because right before 404 he said he was gonna
OP wont abandon, trust me
OP here. Sorry guys. It was making me uncomfortable to proceed. Good luck!
>>676104009
I'm sorry Malik. This was all one horrible joke that got out of hand. I'm sorry but I really don't feel that way about you or any other guy. I am now and will forever be a straight man. Sorry.
I'm here for you /b/ I'll never leave you
>>676105075
>not op
>>676104882
Well we can always switch it around
>>676105104
this is op>>676105075
>>676105101
Damn off by one.
>>676105104
I love you so much. Don't ever leave me
>>676105104
Today, OP was not a faggot by being a faggot. We appreciate you, Noah.
>>676105104
NOAH
>>676105104
OP you had a chance... WELL TIME FOR SHIT STORM
>>676105104
>Actually caring that it's Easter
OP IS BACK YEAA . LOVE YOU NOAH
i like the idea of you fucking me in the ass
>>676105104
Quick recap? I just joined
>>676105104
M for Michalah?
>>676105104
You make me so happy
>>676105104
Noah you badass
We still rolling?
I like you too. Wanna compare dicks? You first
>>676105345
OP gets texts from gay guy, dubs get you know the drill, massive amounts of dubs and trips, OP ends up ruining his life for us.
>>676105427
roll
>>676105104
OP was not a faggot
>>676105354
Malik
>>676105345
OP got messages from some gay niggerfag and dubs or 69 decides what he says next. They are near dick pics
1 of 3 options Noah.
1. Send dick pic
2. Ask for dick pic.
3. Both
I <3 you, OP. Now go get that guy's dick pic.
>>676105427
This
>>676105345
OP started chatting with a gay dude who wanted to ride that D. Dubs kept on telling him to make a move on the guy and he fell for it. OP is moments away from being fucked in the ass
Hey man. I'm really into this rape idea.
>>676105101
roll
I need to see a pic of your throbbing hard cock
>>676105427
Rolling
>>676104134
Roll
Post your dick OP or GTFO you niggerloving faggot
>>676105699
winrar
>>676105699
There we go!
>>676105699
WINRAR
>>676105699
WINNAR!!!
>>676105699
WINRAR
Drop him the link to 10 minutes of squidward choking on a fork and say "do this with my cock nigger"
Alright /b/tards listen up. Some new rules for the new thread since I'm not technically the OP of this thread. Since the old thread was so big and dubs were rampant, replies are now decided by trips (or higher), 66, 00, and 69. I love you /b/
Yours truly, faggot
>>676105788
Newfag
Dubs have not been so kind for Noah tonight
>>676105917
KEK!!
>>676105971
Agreed
What's your address? I'll come over right now
>>676105914
I want to see your cock. Show me?
>>676105914
Why don't you come over so we can get to it already? I'll get the lube ready ;)
>>676105914
Wait...this isn't Noah. YOU LIED TO US!
I like you too, do you want to come over now?
>>676105427
Roll
>>676104134
this roll
>>676105914
rerolling for this then
>>676105427
Go to his house OP, with proof
>>676106025
ZOZZLE!!
>>676106136
Yes it is you idiot
>>676106178
Roll
>>676106093
Op is clearly not straight though. He would have abandoned long ago if he were not at least bi curious
I like you too. I want you inside me. Show me your prick.
>>676106161
Double dubs, Noah pls
Please don't laugh but... my fetish requires a Big Bird costume and at least 5 pounds of chicken feed. Can I count on you to get those supplies?
I want you to come over my house tonight
>>676106246
Don't be rude to him he has every right to question my identity you fucking mongoloid
Wanna see my piss hose?
let's do the sex
>>676105427
Roll for this
>>676106355
roll
>>676106306
That's not double dubs you fucking moron
>>676106355
Rolling for this
Go ree ree in my pee pee
I sincerely need you inside me. Now. I hope you can also help me fulfill my Toaster Steve fantasy. Just need some pills lol.
Are you able to get meth or coke? I like to get ramped up before a man enters me. Like REALLY ramped up.
Just kidding. My anus is virgin. Tee hee. Now get me some meth ;)
>>676104134
roolll
>>676106404
OP is a fucking savage
Doing these captchas is giving me fucking ass cancer
Noah tell him you are going to dress up like the Easter bunny and fill his ass with raw eggs
>>676106404
Okay I was pissed until I read mongoloid and I kekd hard
You win
>>676106290
rolling
>>676106355
carolla
>>676105491
Lmao thanks
Look let's just get to the chase, I want to have you inside me and I would like it raw
>>676106355
Roll
>>676104134
Roll
Come on, big boy, show me what's inside your pants ;)
>>676106290
Do this OP
>>676106660
Roll
>>676106355
Reroll
Remember, the rules are now trips, 00, 69, or 66
Cordially, faggot
>>676106552
Rolling for meth
>>676104134
roollll
Hey listen I think we should really set something up and try to hook up maybe go see a movie or something like this Friday around 8? See that new barman vs superman movie.
>676106355
rollllllllll
>>676106756
Roll
>>676106355
Roll for this
Im kinda shy. Im blushing just asking this but can I see your prick?
I fucking love you guys hope it all ends well noah
gnight all sleep well sweet dreams
>>676106552
Rollll
>>676106355
rollaroo
>>676106947
Roll
>>676106756
Roll
>>676106355
rollrollroll
>>676107043
this
>>676107045
Late mate
go on 4chan
>>676106355
rolling in the deep
well how much shit do u think u can fit in my belly button?
>>676106355
This is hard. Roll
>>676107045
say this. throw him for a loop
>>676106756
this
>>676107223
jesus fucking christ
Would you hold me naked tonight?
>>676107269
winrar
>>676106355
This
>>676107269
WONROOAARRR
>>676107269
Winrar
Hey you wanna come over some time soon, I wanna see your big slab of meat in person ;-)<3
>>676107269
Winrar
>>676107269
winrar!
>>676107269
WINRAR
>>676107269
winrar op DELIVAAAR
>>676107555
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WASTE OF TRIPS FAGGOT
i love this
Noah, Anons, and Malik, I love you all but I must sleep.
Good luck Noah, I wish you a decent semi-consensual ass fucking.
Captcha kek
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU
>>676107555
Shameful display
Facetime him OP
AND WE'RE BACK!
Anime tiddies make my internet run faster btw might want to post those with requests tbh fam
>>676107555
There are kids in Africa who could have used these trips.
>>676107974
Fucking kek
i'll do anything for u
>>676107974
they're mine, all mine
>>676107908
anything for you Noah babe
>>676107974
no trips for kaffirs
I really like you too. Do you think Im cute?
Noah, go all the way, and you'll be remembered as one of the best OPs ever. Can someone start screencapping/saving this shit?
>>676107908
Oh boy
>>676108368
Rolling
>>676108371
on it
I've actually always wondered what deep throating anyone over 9 inches would be like
Come over to my house and we can wear my mother's underwear
Save this for when you get the dick pic: I love it, big boy, and I want it deep in me. Come to my house tonight, and stuff me like a turkey with that monster.
>>676108368
this
>>676108640
rollin
I think our dear friend (and my soon to be gay lover I guess) may have fallen asleep. He doesn't usually take this long to respond to my texts...
>>676108669
WINRAR!!!
>>676108368
Rollllllll
>>676108368
Role
>>676108669
Winner!
>>676108368
rolll
i want you to wear a super mario costume while sticking a harry potter wand into my butthole
>>676108717
Malik, no!
HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!
Did u ask him to be ur cum depository?
>>676108717
That's bad, man, at least make sure to give updates.
>>676108888
waste
>>676108717
He's just getting the lighting right for his thrombin cock
>>676108888
These Quads had potential, and you wasted them.
>>676108888
Wasted quads.
Nonetheless, check'd.
>>676108888
Fucking beautiful
>>676108717
Let not your heart be troubled Noah. It's me Malik, I've been trying to get the best dick pic possible for you cutie. These things take time
>>676108888
Fuck... my bad, guys.
>>676108888
>>676108888
Checked
And rekt
>>676108888
>Wasted Quads
I cry every time
>>676108640
Roll
I don't deny 69s or double dubs.
Either we've scared off Malik and he's not quite as degenerate as you goyim expected or he's asleep
>>676107908
He is still trying to get it up
Someone give a rundown on whats going on here
>>676109219
Send him a dick pic, might perk him up, if you know what I'm sayin
>>676109219
I've been staying awake for this, don't fail us now, M
>>676109219
I like how your phone says delivered underneath the messages.
Yes, phone, OP has delivered.
>>676109353
People keep wasting perfectly good gets
>>676109219
hey, you know him better than us.
Is he THAT degenerate?
>>676109353
OP of last thread has a gay guy looking to get with him, OP responded with dubs that basically told the gay guy he'd fuck him
>>676109219
Lmfao after the next round of dubs, its prolly best to go to bed after delivering so much for us. Thanks m8 we love you! Hope you had a blast
>>676109467
kek
>>676109219
Start another thread in the morning.
:(
>>676109219
he's capturing the perfect dick picture, time for you to return the favor, send dick.
>>676109919
how much time does one need to get hard for a good dickpic? seriously.
>>676109919
Check everything
Send dick pic
>>676110154
roll? maybe
Send him a dick pic.
>>676110372
Roll.
Sadly, it appears Malik saw through Op's gay facade. It was fun while it lasted brothers and Noah have fun seeing this fag soon
>>676109219
yo dude i will be looking for this threadtomorrow. peace out op
Well, /b/, looks like this thread is about done. I'll start another thread with the HABBENINGS tomorrow or the day after (whenever he responds). I'll watch over the thread for maybe half an hour, hour, 2 hours tops, but I'll not be posting any more of my brief but incredibly steamy conversation with Malik.
All in all, I couldn't have picked a better sausage party to discover that strangers on the internet want me to get railed by a gay guy. Thanks a bunch /b/, I love you degenerate niggers.
Trump 2016, traps aren't gay, and normies are ruining our lives.
Sincerely yours,
Faggot
>>676110550
Give me a key word that you will put in thread so I can find it please
>>676110550
Noah sweetheart, i'm not much of a /b/ lurker, so i saved your last pic incase i miss the HABBENINGS and some other brother has any updates.
Sleep tight, puppy.
>>676110697
How about Malickmydick? that seems pretty cogent tbqh famalam
>>676110550
I love you faggot. Happy Zombie Jesus Day
Someone share earlier messages
>>676110550
B y e I love you
>stayed up till 3am to participate in this thread
>no ragrets
thread is ded
oh well, check em
