If you post in this thread you will get a gf tomorrow
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If you post in this thread you will get a gf tomorrow
I'm lonely
What are you? fucking straight?
Won't happen but I can try
>>676100944
I'm so lonely I could die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7jqP3TRzlI
I rewally hope this works. Doubt it though
>>676100944
hahahahahahahaha
Honestly not impossible.
>>676100944
Yes for the love of god
only commenting for false hope
Nah
gimme da p0si b0s
>>676100944
It will happen, and then I'll wake up
haha no only reason ill leave the apt tomorrow is to get food
>implying i wont have it delivered
I'm hopeless
get me a gf froggo
>>676100944
If you go on a dating website talk to girls, have some sort of life, preferably a car and job, and don't look like danny davito, you can get a gf.
If you do none of those things, good luck faggot.
>>676100944
liar
Tfw just want someone to smash torture my balls
these dubs agree with that
Rrrreeeeee
worth a shot
Been getting close to this girl so maybe unless she's on here
Bullshit
>Taking a train back to my college tomorrow.
>Random chick asks me out even though we're getting off the train at different stops.
>Close enough.
Eh
no balls
i call bullshit
>>676100944
MARKY IS BACK!!!!
MARKY IS BACK!!!!
she's posting on another chan. 4chan mods are banning her from here and any thread we make about it. Report to the last last thread: https://master [remove] chan.org/b/thread/155857 we need more people that chan is dead
This can't be real
sure
Trying to meet up with a long lost maybe
Here's hoping she texts back
I don't want a girlfriend but hopefully one of my FBs hits me up tomorrow.
>>676100944
But what happens when i get dubs in this thread
>>676100944
plzplpzplzplplzpzplpz
I got 69 so it's going down
Need date for banquet plz
>>676100944
Don't play with my emotions like that, OP.
Let's see
Rolll
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nothing to lose
I wouldn't even know what to do with it.
Yas
check my four niggers
>>676100944
njknxcfphdn fdnpcfno`nfo dnj fnj dfn adln adkln
Let's wait and see...
Why the fuck not
wat
Actually have a date so we'll see
>>676100944
pls im lonely
>>676100944
i'll send niggers after you if this is a lie, OP.
i'll take a gamble on this one
It'd be cool if this shit worked.
worth a try
It's spelled "gif".
Let's do this
Posting in this thread for tomorrow (Monday). The love of my waifu will finally talk to me in painting class. I'm far too afraid to approach her.
Hahahahahahahahahaha nice one
hmmmm
Dubs and above get one.
CHECK EM
>>676100944
nice dubs
posted in thread. there
Can't hurt my chances.
>>676100944
lets hope
Pfft yeah right
>>676100944
Gf get
Why the fuck not
lies
i'll be seeing the girl i've been crushing on for the past five years tomorrow, why not try?
Baia :v
>>676100944
Hmm I met a girl the other day in the MET and completely let her go without even asking for her number, and she was totally into me, but I will most likely never ever see her again.
God dammit /b/, why did I fucked up that good?
pls
Dubs and we'll see
>>676100944
I'm trusting you on this one dub frogs
>>676100944
but what if i don't want a gf?
>>676104059
GOOD LUCK, /B/RO! BE CONFIDENT! GIRLS LOVE THAT SHIT!
Guys I need help I'm trying to set up an OU Mega Tyranitar Team, but idk if I should make it a sand team or just ditch that and do a normal team
>>676100944
doubt it
>>676100944
i already have one
>>676100944
hmu with fruit
Hail Satan
>>676100944
Ayyy internet Jesus hmu with you know who!
>>676100944
please be japanese
>>676104790
forgot picture
Is this true?
Only if it's the girl I love.
Nice meme
Pls
trips for nudes
>>676100944
POSTING
GIB ME DA PUSI B0SS
yeah, right
>>676100944
lonely reportin in, pls cosmos gods
>>676100944
funny meem
>>676105096
is that a purity ring?
just in case...
>>676105096
rollin
>>676105096
mods?
Fill the gap b
I can only hope
TIME TO GET DA FUCK OUTTA DIS THREAD
>>676105096
roll before 404
>>676100944
Can't argue with those two same numbers
>>676100944
Fuck it,why not.
>>676100944
Yes please
>>676103799
Gf confirmed
>>676100944
Nice dubs. Let's hope right kek
>>676105096
roll
plz
>>676100944
Hoping it works>>676100944
>>676100944
Oh man I'm this desperate.
Ayyy lmao
>>676100944
JUST IN CASE
XDDD
Hoping for the best it's kind of sad really
can't hurt
Can I habe girfried pls
papa bless up
>>676100944
It's dubs, it's truth
>>676100944
Literally impossible as I'm going to work tomorrow in an empty building and coming home right after. Also, checked.
Jjjj
let the lord of chaos rule
I need a gf
Don't want gf just want succ
C'mon thread gods
>>676100944
That would be nice
>>676100944
eh worth a try
>>676100944
waiting for my great fortune
>>676100944
implying
>>676100944
lol, ok :/
Pls
Ok
Why not
So ronery
PLS
Alright
>>676105096
Just post 'em faggot. No one is going to get trips.
>Le epic fedora tip
I'm this fucking pathetic
I'll post
>>676100944
i hope she's from a good christian family that i meet at easter service
Every act is an act of magic.
Let's fuckin gooooooo
Hype hype hype!!
I might this Wednesday
Okay here we go
Sad Potatoe
okay.
Fml
K
K
K
i bet this doesnt work
>>676100944
Plix
Sah dude
K
Why not?
Thanks Kardashev Level IV Being for granting this
>>676100944
give me my boyfriend instead lmao
wow i never knew it was so easy
Please help
yay
yay
Cant hurt to try.
Fuck it im close anyhow, I'll take any help speeding up the process and making things go more in my favor.
hope my gf wont peg my asshole while i sleep
Lonely fag here
Nice b8
>>676109119
Same reason I'm here
Okaaay..
>>676100944
yay 2 gf's
Don't count on it
Eh
>>676100944
Let us become normies
>>676108555
>>676106333
2 Trips already
>>676109624
>>676100944
No i wont.
but i can dream.
based froggo will save me
Dubs are my SO
>>676100944
Wouldn't that be an Easter miracle.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
I'll try
>>676109699
>>676109692
Go for it
>>676109699
Show them
please
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is a sad thread and I feel like less of a human for posting in it and saying such.
K
>>676101465
shut the fuck up, comrade
>>676100944
I might as well.
Well okay
I'm sorry guys... I need to get one so. Posting
posting but only if its Her™
I'll take one. Or even half of one.
Thanks mate...
Trips get if I'm fucking megan tomorrow
I already have one but why not two?
>>676100944
Posting just in case. Hell, I'd be happy if pic related happened, even.
Lel
ribbit
Klarr
please
>>676110898
could be worse..
I hope it's her
iiu
Pls gimme gf
Pathetic that I'm replying to this thread, but there's the slight possibility 4chan might actually be a wizard
>>676100944
Lonely fag here
>>676100944
I fucking hope not. I'm going on a sex vacation to fuck tons of hookers in Europe on Monday, having a gf would kinda fuck my plans.
>>676100944
Check em.
A nice little fat 16 year old with a big butt and a tight asshole that wants my cock in it. A chubby anal teen please.
Jews
>>676100944
Help
It's dubs so it must be true
Postan
MAGA
it is pointless
Ayy
Sleep tight sweep frogs
>>676100944
Need gf before boot
cock
>>676111769
>That hat
Damn anon, now you've got me imagining Trump turning in to her. If only it were that easy to end his run for president...
Sweet
>>676100944
Kill me
>>676100944
What if I opted for the time, energy, and money instead?
Ok
OP you better deliver
also check'd them double dubs
so alone
My ex was a skank. 4chan gods bless me with a bad bitch
Salena Gomez be mine ️️️
>>676112568
Bruh. I fuckin feel ya! May the odds of the gods be in our favor.
Please, Rachel. I'm falling so fucking hard for you
>>676100944
implying
I'm getting a gf tommorow
What flavor of gf
This thread is full of virgins
>>676114148
This board is full of virgins
breaking the streak boys
ayy
>>676100944
Top pip
I'm gonna call Bullshit but I'm gonna do it anyways just in case I get lucky
>>676100944
Heres hoping
>>676114704
the fuck? is this bebop?
>>676100944
If only.
Pls
>>676100944
i hope that
im 2
>>676100944
finally!
>>676100944
PLEASE BASED THREAD GOD
Sure
>>676100944
I WANT TO BELIEVE
BS
>>676100944
a man can dream
Okay
>>676114853
It's Akira
niggers
I got nothing to lose, except my virginity
Pls boss
BELIEVEEEEEE
>>676100944
Yeah cool
>>676115289
looks like an asian version of boxxy
>>676100944
I think my wife would hate that. Funny!
Have a cat.
>>676100944
already have one
jealous?
strawpoll.me/7190803/
>>676100944
Might as well give it a go.
Top zozzle
>>676114459
This website is full of virgins
Lel
Please
>tfw desperate enough to post
>>676100944
Unlikely
mah niggas
Sure
What the hell... A little help wouldn't hurt...
What do I have to lose?
Ples
Lel stop lyin
>>676100944
Trying
will it be my cousin at easter dinner?
huehue oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah
Hope it works
Sure
