Alright /b/, I'm in a pickle again. I just got these series of texts from a gay man. Apparently he thinks I'm gay and I don't know what to do so I'll decide it the old-fashioned way: dubs decides. (I blurred out the names the last text is him just saying my name).
Fuck me hard
Can you call me daddy as I fuck you?
>>676093307
roll
You are lower than low sub-human scum, and I wish Hitler was around to burn you like the shit you are you faggot cock sucker. I hope you get raped by a pack of dindus and get aids, the bad kind
>>676093307
Roll
hope you like shit because your dicks about to be covered in it
>>676094055
>>676093307
WINRAR
>>676094112
roll
>>676094055
WINRAR
>>676094055
Alright OP here. Here goes nothing you fags
OP wont deliver
>>676094229
OP is indeed a fag I guess. At least I delivered right /b/ros?
>>676094229
SIKE NIGGA
YOU THOUGHT
>>676094600
nice digits desu senpai. check'd
>>676094675
Ya did good OP, ya did good
>>676094675
Next roll #?
>>676094112
roll again
>>676094733
WINRAR
>>676094675
mmmm pls fuck me i want ur dick in my bumhole... tee hee hee i love u m8y
>>676094980
Holy fuck I did it
Go OP
>>676094675
>>676092707
Can't you just block his texts? I mean, do you two know each other IRL?
>>676095492
Fuck you I'm having fun
/b/ why
>>676095607
Kek
>>676095607
i want you to gag on my thick cock and say that you love me
Let me use you as my personal cum depository
>>676095790
Roll
>>676095790
This
>>676095607
i feel bad for you, son. keep posting
>>676095607
im in love with you for a long time, i just didn't had the guts to say it, please come to my house so we can have a good time together
>>676095954
uuuuuh, this.
Top Kek, OP youre a pretty cool guys whos gonna get fucked in the ass
Yes I know him in real life and will likely see him on tuesday or wednesday this coming week
>>676095954
roll
ram your dick in my ass while i simotaneously suck off another guy
>>676095607
ask him for a date.
>>676095790
Rolling
>>676095789
Roll
Only if you let your mom watch as you gag on my thick cock and use you like the slut you are
It was just a prank bro
>>676096100
ayy shiieettt
>>676096100
WINRAR
>>676096144
Winrar
>>676095790
Rolling>>676096100
DUBS NOW WRITE IT
>>676096100
Winrar
>>676096144
WINRAR 2.0
>>676096055
op is gunna get ass fucked; or do the ass fucking
I have cancer
>>676096100
WINRAR
>>676095954
This + faggot
>>676095602
You could've said as much without going autist.
Well you see I'm not gay...I'm bisexual and I'm currently into girls
>>676096444
Fucking winrar
>>676092707
watch vietnam war movies and play video games all the time and he still wants to fuck you?
fuck you gay ass nigger watermelon unga bunga ficki ficki whore.. i mean fist me daddy
>>676096100
>>676096144
>>676096444
Shit op its on
>>676096444
roll him over and pretend he is a girl durrr
>>676096100
WINRARR
>>676096360
Please refrain from trying to convince OP to block Malik's texts. I am personally enjoying this because my life is probably even worse than OP's.
Better?
>>676095954
roll
>>676096100
Alright /b/. Time to commit sudoku
>>676096444
Also i will only stick my dick in your ass if you stick your dick inside the girls pussy of my choice. no exceptions.
>>676096837
but he's begging you, you can't let him down!
>>676096837
i want to kiss you so bad right now
Noah, fuck you dude. If I wanted to ask you out on 4chan I wouldn't be texting you.
Fuck off and die asshole
>>676096837
Jokes on you, i sexually identify as an Apachee Attack helicopter to be honest
do it fuck him in that ass
>>676096929
roll
HAHA JUST KIDDING FAGGOTS NEED TO GO AND KILL THEMSELVES AND ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL ALSO YOURE A FUCKING UGLY NIGGER FIGHT ME PUSSY ASS BITCH I HATE FAGGOTS
>>676096929
reroll
>>676096929
roll
>>676096837
>>676096837
Will you please screenshot these texts and post them on my Facebook? My family doesn't know I'm gay yet, and I want to come out of the closet.
>>676097183
Rolling for dis
>>676097030
ok text that to me then
>>676097211
WINNAR
I mean just saying OP, a holes a hole, just close your eyes and fuck it, don't like it just piss in his ass, that will give him the message
>>676097249
Roll to ruin OPs life???
>>676096837
he sounds like a desperate old guy.
>>676097249
Ayy
>>676097123
Reroll
>>676097249
Rolllllll
OP don't leave us now when btards and Malik need you the most
I'm vegan
>>676097249
R O L L
O
L
L
>>676097183
rolling
>>676097211
checked. op this may save you
meet me at 5:00 so we can "hang out"
>>676092707
MARKY IS BACK!!!!
MARKY IS BACK!!!!
she's posting on another chan. 4chan mods are banning her from here and any thread we make about it. Report to the last last thread: https://master [remove] chan.org/b/thread/155857 we need more people that chan is dead
>>676096929
/b/ you have gone off the deep end
>>676097249
Rawl
>>676097249
Roll
>>676098028
Is this copypasta?
>>676097249
REROLL
>>676097123
Reroll
>>676097249
ROLLL
god dammit the thought of your dick makes me so hard
>>676097249
DUBS GET PLS ROLLL
Will you please screenshot these texts and post them on my Facebook? My family doesn't know I'm gay yet, and I want to come out of the closet.
roll for yes i love you and will date you
>>676098133
WINRAR DO IT OP
>>676098133
SHIT
>>676098215
ROLLLLLL
>>676098215
rolll
>>676098061
rolllllerinooo
Can i eat the cum off your shaft?
Dubs get
It was a prank bro
>>676098265
>>676098302
We already got dubs on that you dumbshit newfags.
>>676098336
Last reroll
>>676097183
Rollong for this
>>676098133
PLEASE OP WE WILL WORSHIP YOU
this is fake as fuck you faggot op he's samefagging the comments and then he says reroll and other people too so he sends the next pic
>>676098133
Alright /b/. It's been a good run. The next time you hear from me I will likely not be the same person as before.
>>676097183
Trips get
Can you take a 10-inch penis?
>>676097249
>>676098259
Kek, thank god i don't even have Facebook
>>676098028
>ok
kek i bet he went soft because of that
>>676098393
I hadn't refreshed, but go fuck a cactus.
>>676098462
Post screenshot asshole
>>676098462
OP NOOOO TAKE THE DICK FOR THE LOVE OF /B
>>676098336
roll for the keks
>>676098462
fuck you faggot, you dont just get to stop when something you dont want to say is rolled
Before you leave us OP how are you going to handle this situation when you see him
>>676097183
Roll
>>676098028
God you're a faggot, kill yourself now before you see what an internet sensation you are. I will start by sending this to your mom.
>>676098797
This
HELP /b/ HOW DO I DELETE FACEBOOK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>676098707
kek you stupid fag i think hes gunna do it. just not impressed that he has too.
if i am wrong i will give you plenty of $$$hekels
PS bring diapers, a radish and four bottles of demineralized water <3
>>676099052
OP YOUR MY FUCKING HERO
>>676099052
Whoa, you're not a faggot.
Put me in the Reddit screencap
>>676098707
>>676099052
told ya he will delivar. kek
op before you deleteur profile, take a screenshot for proof
>>676099188
WIN RAR
>>676099052
I Love You OP
No homo though
>>676099052
>>676099052
Posting in an Epic bread
>>676099052
Top right of the post is an arrow of options. It's in there.
>>676099052
That Malik dude must be thirsty AF, not asking for any explanation, or going "are you sure about that?". What's the age difference between you two? Is he a older creep?
>>676099052
I really hope this is real.
>>676099052
>>676099428
oh wait ios lel rekt
>>676099052
You'll figure it out.
Next say I want you to spread my legs wide open and fuck my ass deep and hard, then as I'm about to fun I want you to fold me up like a pretzel and make me eat my hot load.
>>676099052
you can just set the post to not be seen by anyone (i.e. set privacy to "only me") and you and dickhead faggot will be the only two that can see it
>>676099544
Lmao
>>676099544
Kek..cum
If this is real, this is the best thing ever
>>676099544
Kek
>>676099544
hold on a sec he said he needs to ask me something. screenshot to follow
Malik, it's holy week and you dare indulge in your gay fantasies. I am appalled. However, i find this bad boy attitude very sexy;)
>>676099544
Holy shit the dubs are poppin tonight
>>676099666
Waste of trips
>>676092707
Butt fuck him with a kitchen knife
>>676099544
>>676099749
this is fucking destiny. op not a faggot so the dubs are rollin in hard
>>676099666
I can't believe I just wasted that T.T
>>676099544
WINRAR
I'm lying, not gay and you're an uber gay nigger.
>>676099666
>>676099865
disagree. this can fit in the convo perfectly
Look Malik, I'm into some pretty fucked shit and I want to know if you're the right boy for me. My fetish would be for you to wear my little cousins bra and undies I stole the other day. Before you agree I have to confess she is only 7 years old. I want to fuck you in the ass while you scream "Noah stop before I tell Aunty Katherine!" Once done I want you to shit on my face. Are you still up for this? If so, lets stop talking now and when you see me next give me a wink and we'll meet in the toilets.
>>676099865
disagree. this could fit on the convo pefectly
>>676099989
One of quins fuck
>>676100093
oh god please yes
>>676100093
Roll
>>676092707
If faggots think you're a faggot then you're probably a faggot, faggot
>>676100093
Holy fuckin roll
Ask him to come meet up with you right now
>>676100200
WINWAR!
>>676100200
Nice
>>676100200
damn kinda gay but go for it i guess op
>>676100200
LMAO DO IT FAGGOT WE LOVE YOU
What do? Just continue with what 44 said? Or roll for different answer? (The name i blurred was another gay guy he was trying to set me up with. I used pink since im a fag now)
>>676100200
WINRAR LOL OP YOURE 2 BEHIND NOW
>>676100175
You sure?
>>676100093
Rolll
>>676100346
with most guys i wouldnt do anything but with you... id do anything
>>676100346
Yeah do what I said. Only I meant cum instead of fun.
>>676100200
I'll do it if it's what you really want guys... my life is fucked
>>676100346
wtf whats with the 360? i would do anything with you and your a guy right? =)
I like to pretend I'm been raped, sneak up behind me when I least expect it, kidnap me, and fuck me in the ass no matter how much I scream cry or beg
>>676100469
winrar
>>676100518
>listening to /b/
The only time i want a dick in me is when im with your or my dad
>>676100346
88 was first you fuck
stick to the program
>>676100093
This one already won OP, get the fuck on it.
I have never been with a man but I masturbate constantly to the idea of bein pentrated by one or taking a swift dick to the throat
Hurry up OP
>>676100559
roll. op is behind but roll
>>676100200
Thanks anon for getting me dubs
>>676100346
You know what to do OP >>676100093
Tbh it'd be fucking great if OP's actually gay and we just got him laid
>>676100346
>rolling to save ops life
"Sorry, but I just don't swing in such a direction. In fact, I swing the universally opposite direction."
Just fuck me in the ass while I eat a spongebob icecream bar
>>676100563
that is not dubs sir try again
>being this new
>>676100690
Fuck you
>>676100736
Rolling fuck it
>>676100736
op isn't a bottom
>>676100346
Do this one >>676099544
>>676100690
>>676100736
Rolerinooo
>>676100561
roll
>>676100561
This
>>676100825
Eat my ass
>>676100559
reeeroll
>>676100824
Faggot OP said dubs or 69.
in response to a 69 get
I have a fetish you must be willing to accept tho. I like skatting (shitting on each other)
>>676100630
>swift dick to the throat
lol'd
>>676100561
Roll
>>676100690
being this gay to ruin the fun
>this is not a roll
Listen here you old faggot creep, I don't want fuck all to do with you. So quit hitting on me on facebook before I come over with a baseball bat.
>>676101009
why do you cross out the names and then post another image without crossing it out you tard
>>676101009
Jesus Christ op you're like 2 or 3 behind find them and type then all into separate text messages
>>676100561
Roll em
What now?
>>676101009
"Oh, and another thing... i have this fetish, y'know... i like feet... and now i'm here thinking about how i'd worship yours ;)"
Can I see your dick? Please? Itd make me rock hard.
>>676100956
>Alright /b/, I'm in a pickle again. I just got these series of texts from a gay man. Apparently he thinks I'm gay and I don't know what to do so I'll decide it the old-fashioned way: dubs decides. (I blurred out the names the last text is him just saying my name).
check again. refer to op>>676092707
Ask him to come meet you now because you're so turned on by the thought of touching his well endowed penis
>>676101222
Winrar
Do you have AIDS?
>>676101009
I want to make you choke on my cock and slip your fat, wet tongue in my asshole. I want you to eat my shit while you tongue fuck me and then I went you to beg me to piss in your mouth.
>>676101266
oh boy
>>676101233
id do more with a guy than i would do with a filthy woman
>>676101136
When you're about to take a dick in the ass for people you'll never meet, names don't mean jack shit.
We've already ruined his life. Nothing more can be done.
Unless Malik has aids lol
>>676101266
GG, OP better go shave your ass :^)
>>676101255
WINRAR
>>676101173
Tru op we can wait a while if you do them all
>>676101255
Winrar?
>>676101222
Winner
>>676101233
>censors out name in last post
>fails hard this post
why even try? im gunna find out your relations with this christian guy
You know AIDS isn't that bad.
>>676101319
Playing out a little fantasy there ayy m8?
>>676101233
Well i was kinda forcing myself to not have those kind of feelings, but i got over that. Want me to send a dickpic? ;D
>>676101233
Come over right now. Let's talk about this in person.
>>676101521
Roll
So many fucking dubs and trips rn I bet OP feels like he's already getting gangbanged
>>676101556
SO close
>rerollin
I think I got dubs there sir and you have to have him come meet ya "Ask him to come meet you now because you're so turned on by the thought of touching his well endowed penis"
>>676101521
This.
>>676101377
instant winnar!!
sorry im so behind guys my internet is slow its not my fault please dont ruin my life ive done evverything you asked
>>676101487
don't ruin ops life, you're the reason 4chan is cancer
>>676101556
roll
>>676101255
WINRAR
>>676101533
Just good at talking dirty
>>676101521
This fucking this
>>676101621
No matter what happens, we love you OP.
No a waste of dubs! I rolled 2 dubs mwhahah
>>676101556
dubs get
>>676101222
Trips win prepare to get raped
>>676101626
>implying he wasn't being sarcastic
>>676101626
>implying 4chan was never cancer before
4chan has been cancer since its conception.
Slurp my anus until it leaks and drink it with a straw and call me bob saget
>>676101556
rollll
I think he knows somethings up he's not taking me seriously
>>676101521
Pls this
>>676101751
>implying he was
>>676101755
valid
Ask him to come meet you now because you're so turned on by the thought of touching his well endowed penis OP I rolled dubs
>>676101844
stop hogging dubs faggot
>>676101621
>>676101844
here, have these.
Well to be perfectly honest... I need very specific circumstances to fulfill my fantasy. Are you up to that?
>>676101621
Dude for real, delete your shit, call this off bro, we aren't worth ruining your life over
>>676101521
This will get him away from you. Do this op.
>>676101844
On tuesday meet me at 5:00 so we can "hang out"
Come over and bring condoms rn
Could you send me a dick pic? Itd make me rock hard.
HES INTO IT BOYS
>>676101626
also implying that we arenèt ruin ops life already
>>676102030
roll
>>676101944
Winrar
>>676101521
Pls this this THIS
Fuck you gay nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>676101950
Until Malik tell everyone OP is gay and has AIDS and never feels the warmth of a vagina again.
OP is a literal faggot
>>676102060
LMFAO dude seriously though wtf are we going to do
>>676101521
This do it op or forever be a fag
Well done op prepare your anus
>>676101844
Tell him you want to 69 and sit down on his face while he sucks farts out of your asshole.
>>676102060
send him a dickpic OP
>>676102060
abandon ship while you still can OP
>>676101944
shit i was typing that when it got posted. say "It all stems from a childhood rape scene. But i wasn't the child. I will be dressed as an 8 year old. i need to do thatto cum"
>>676102030
Rolling for this
>>676102251
roll
OP is a 4chan prodigy
>>676101892
i also was being sarcastic kek try again. i was simply saying that you were implying 4chan was never cancer.>>676101755
>>676101521
Just do it. Roll?
> trying to save op's life
Yeah, I always knew you were an old faggot piece of shit. Me and my bros are standing around laughing at your pathetic ass, they dared me to say half this shit.
Now fuck off the die. Don't ever contact me again.
only if you send me snaps of your smegma :)
I also vote send him dick pick
>>676102299
WINRAR
>>676101521
This this this this this
>>676102060
ill give you my snapchat as soon as you screenshot this and post it on facebook.
lol your coworkers are gonna love this screencap
>>676102347
i dont think this is saving him much
>>676102438
roll
>>676102408
Roll
Do you think I could fit my whole arm in to your ass?
Im sorry im trying to catch up as fast as I can this blew up tbqh fam. You guys will have to help me out and compile the dubs and 69's I've missed
>>676102438
this
>>676102299
WINNAR
>>676102359
>>676102251
>>676102299
POSTEM FAGGOT
>>676102438
ROLLiin
>>676102408
This x90
Op is behind on some dubs
Does it matter if I have aids?
Send him a dick pic
>>676102299
Holy. Fucking. Dicks.
OP you are at a fork in the road.
Send dickpic for fellow btards and ruin your life as you know it
Or slide the fuck out of this and cover your tracks.
>>676102438
Roooollll