Ladies:
My female roommate (I am male) of almost four years has begun wearing pajamas and other things around the house that are see-through kind of and always has stripy panties on underneath and bends over in front of me constantly. I had told her once watching Chuck and Larry together that a girl's butt in stripy panties is cute, and after that she's always bending over in front of me like that picture (that is her and it's a mild example) Is she coming on to me? I don't want to wreck our friendship but also I'm open to possibly more?
>>676090834
you can always ask her
Get drunk with her and try something bold. If she wants the D, its in the bag. If not, you can blame alcohol for your brash behaviour.
>>676090834
girls always know when they are being provactive
unless she's a tard
>>676090834
>Ladies
lewl
>>676090834
Tell her to ditch the pajamas but keep the panties. If you're not buried in her pussy within the hour, she's just comfortable around you.
>be me
>trying to get d
>guys an idiot, doesnt do shit
>masterbate ferociously while fag browses 4chan
>>676090834
poke her in the pooper
>>676092071
This
post nudes here and we will decide for you if she is worth it.
Say anything and you're going to come off as beta. It's bait. Act clueless. The more blatant the bait is, the more clueless you should act. Make her work for it if she want's the dick. This way, you don't stand to lose anything (egowise).
My guess is she's practicing her womanly charms on you to actually do them on someone else. Women do this all the time. She wants you to asses her sexyness or compliment her, act horny, so she can eventually do this to the guys she actually wants. That's why I think you shouldn't take the b8 and act clueless. Drrive her mad. Also, make her jelly. Mention girls (don't be potato and make it obvious that you're trying to make her jelly- she probably reads you like an open book, you're better off not even doing this). Think of ways you can brag about girls chasing you, e.g : some girl stalking you on fb. etc).
Do you have any more of those photos?
>>676090834
I was in a similar situation. What you need to do is figure out a way for her to accidentally walk in on you or catch you masturbating. If your situation makes this too difficult, find a way to do it loudly around her, like in a bathroom or bedroom with the door accidentally a little open. Then when you get caught, you want to talk about it and apologize. If shes into you you'll be able to tell right away, and start fucking like you want
>>676092071
This is truth. Speak directly. If she acts like you're a creep, tell her you aren't scared to throw it out there, then drop the fucking mic. If she initiates literally any other kind of conversation, you're in, don't spill your spaghetti.
>>676092615
I used to leave the bathroom door open in hopes that my roommate would walk in...she never did.
>>676091835
This is what I'd do.
Although I'm prone to irrational decisions so. Good luck.
>>676092615
This is beta as fuck.
>>676091835
I'm with this guy.
>>676090834
Next time she is showering do this
>get half naked
>tshirt only
>crouch by bathroom door
>start licking door knob
>masturbate
>let her catch you
>?????
>profit
Wrestle her and tickle, then kiss her cheek if she digs it. Do cute stuff like trying to pick her up too.
Most of you guys over think but you mean well.
>>676090834
>>676090834
>>676090834
>>676090834
Don't shit where you eat.
If you fuck and then breakup, you will regret having her as a roommate. Things will get shitty and eventually one of you will have to move.
>>676092382
cont
Call a chinese escort when she's not home and make it so that she interrupts comes home to catch you in the act. She'll hear the bed, or the broad screaming. Act ashamed, say goodbye to the escort and act like nothing happened. She'll wanna know stuff, be brief, say something like: and old ex. you're ok with me bringing people home, right?
Tbh OP i wouldnt do any thing,so she like wearing some odd clothes,doesnt mean any thing,some people just feel more comfortable that way,if you want my advice dont do any thing
>>676092104
>modern liberated woman
>too cowardly to simply ask for his cock.
>>676093121
This works 100% of the time
I did it on 3 girls including my mom
>>676093397
These virgin fags jesus
Play it real cool and seduce her. She finally steps out of her pjs and is wearing those panties. She tells you to do the same <plot twist>you're also wearing a pair of her panties</plot twist>
You guys laugh it off and have slapstick sex for the rest of funny lives.
Well first of all, is she batshit insane? If yes then don't even think about it, not worth it.
If she is in a committed relationship stay away. Wait for it to get fucked up. Be there when she is crying. A day or two after the breakup make your presence known. Have a sit down with her and let her know your intentions. If she rejects them then carry on. Ain't no use getting stuck on a chick that doesn't see the same page.
>>676091849
>Provactive
I like where this is going
>>676093333
w i t n e s s e d
>>676093333
chekt
Just start making comments about her ass when she bends over in front of you.
I had a roommate that did what yours is doing, I made a move and she let me know that she just felt really comfortable around me.
>>676093625
I'm a grill. Also not a virgin.
>>676093333
quads speak the truth
>>676094184
you know the drill
>>676090834
I dunno man, you've let it go for a while without taking any action. I used to hang with this girl at the dog park. Maybe the second time we talked she told me she wasn't wearing underwear and me, being beta as fuck, did not take the bait. Being beta as fuck, I still talked to her all the time and went on lunch dates for a good 6 months after that. She even informed me one time that she'd do anal.
At any rate, we got drunk at her friend's place one night and I suggested we go back to her place and fuck. Door had been closed for a while I came to find.
Who knows, maybe your roomate would fuck you if you made the first move. Odds are she knows you're a bitch and wouldn't think to fuck you at this point.
>I don't want to wreck our friendship
You're a magical kind of weab aren't you?
You've lived with this girl for 4 years and you value your friendship?
Trust me, you have 0 chance m80. The only reason she wears shit like that around you is because you are completely non-threatening and no where near being in her sexual spectrum. Move out you faggot.
>>676093333
Checked and he never said he wanted a platonic relationship
>>676091409
first post best post as always
don't drunkrape her
>>676094329
God damn thats brutal. Hard to read. Holy shit.
what the fuck was wrong with you man?
>>676093780
U are a male feminist right
Worse case scenario: You're having the same amount of sex you are with her right now - make a move faggot.
>>676090834
Yo
>lived with two females in college
> 7/10
>8/10
>they would always be trying for other men
>when they werent in relationships we fucked
>it was nice to just fuck and hang
>>676094184
>on the internet nobody knows i'm a dog
sum beta cuckold shit, grow some balls and make a move, don't hire a fucking escort or try to shyly dance around it, getting caught masturbating. the fact she is wearing revealing clothing obviously displays comfort. blatantly ask if you're that concerned.
>>676093715
Only post worth reading.
In all seriousness, don't fuck your roommate. Always a recipe for disaster.
If you're hellbent on gauging whether or not she wants to fuck you, make fun of her for it.
i.e., as you continue to do whatever it was that you were doing, a dismissive "HA. Nice underwear." The less fucks you give, the better your chances.
She'll either get all awkward and go put on regular pants, in which case you continue to make fun of her for it forever, or she decides to up the ante at some point, in which case you continue to make fun of her for it every time.
If you don't actually make a move, it keeps your bases covered and saves face in case she doesn't want to fuck you, and it basically puts women in a position where they'll have sex with you just to prove to themselves that they're attractive, because bitches can't stand ambiguity on that front.
>>676095129
shut up beta fag
some girls are pretty cool especially if they are down to live with dudes in the first place.
>>676095129
What are you? 12 years old?
>>676093715
Plot twist: It's actually OP's mom
>>676095033
My gut feeling is that she's practicing her seduction on him and she's not actually interested in him. I know this because I have done this myself.The escort (not my) idea has been tried with good results. Just trying to be helpful.
>>676094747
Just got out of a relationship of 6 years where my ex put my ass to work and fucked around on me a few times. Somehow I managed to punch way above my weight class with her (making really good $$$ helped) so it was hard to have a backbone when I had that pussy to come home to. Just turns out I was sharing that shit with the dude who had a motorcycle, awesome cabin in the woods guy, and perfect male specimen guy.
At any rate, it took me a good year or so to unfuck my mind and not see any woman as a complete threat after that bombshell.
>>676090834
Just smack her ass when she bends over, bro.
>>676095129
Wow, you've never put your dick inside a vagina before, have you?
>>676093333
God himself just told you what to do.
On the other hand, get some friends with benefits type shit going. Or up to you, I mean, you've lived with the bitch for 4 years, you should have an idea of what being in some kind of a serious relationship with her should be like. But don't give in too easily. Make her fully yours OP.
>>676090834
She may be dropping hints, but women rarely act that way.
most likely she sees you so low on the pole as a fuck/relationship material that she doesnt care.
basically you've been friend-zoned.
Actually did this to my roommate, she would walk around in really small shorts and do the whole bending over thing.
Next time she bends over tell her she wears those panties really well.
Do this PLAYFULLY!
I did that and started wearing boxers around the house, let your dick hang out and she'll continue the "game" by commenting on your dick.
You'll be eating her out in no time.
>>676096035
or fuck buddies?
Thats actually a thing and its great
Everyone here's a beta fag.
Alphas go and get what they want. If you are worried about calling her out on this seductive attitude then you are already fucked.
Just go and express your feelings, call her out and say what you think. If you wanna fuck her then you should be playing games so you can fuck her. If you don't just ask her why is she trying to seduce you. That's it.
>>676096123
That's not what she wants from him.
she sees him as such a little "threat" of a sexual situation she is acting as if he is her female friend, she sees him in a total platonic way, not as fuck material most likely.
if she is doing this and really wants the D, she will get more brazen with verbal ques, not what a man takes as visual ques.
Rape her.
>>676095413
>>676095494
>>676095804
I fucking wish. I'm 25 now, and child support is ruining my life.
Different strokes, boys. I always got off on the power trip of flipping the chase. Fewer prospects, but higher success rate. The ones who actually take the bait are always fucking nuts, though.
>>676093264
You know what's up. Women love playfulness in a situation where it's just her and you. Playfulness above all else.
Write her a poem about rainbows....It'll confirm her suspicions that your are of the faggot.
figure out her favorite alcohol liquor.
Make plenty of it.
Give her lots of it.
Water yours down.
Watch a romantic movie together.
semi cuddle
Or watch a scary movie together.
she cowers into you.
but you are a fag, so NO, she is probly just borrowing your panties and wearing them for a laugh
>>676096782
>>676094978
refer to my post above
as long as OP insnt a beta fuck he should be fine.
I did this with my roommates for four years.
They would have boyfriends or whatever and they wouldnt last just like I had girlfriends and they wouldnt be around. We always fucked when we were single. It helps relieve stress and it is just fun.
But both of my roommates knew up front that it would be just sex.
>>676096449
It's a personality thing. I guarantee you 99.99% of the people on here come off as complete assholes to everyone they meet, whether it be just how they naturally look or their sense of "humor" that totally puts everyone off.
>>676090834
If she is getting closer to you physically, and touching you more (sitting closer to you, toutching you as you talk, ect) then she is eager for your cock.
if she is doing the same thing she's alway s done, just in less clothes, you're her man-girlfriend.
>>676097271
>this plan
>"alcohol liquor"
You must be 18 years of age or older, to be on 4chan.
>>676097439
>hurr durr all /b/tards are aspie neckbeards
>>676091835
Youre retarded
>>676097271
go to bed, you have school in the morning. i dont fucking care it's saturday.
>rape
>>676098278
/thread
>>676097174
I'm with this guy, tried and true method that actually works better on girls with boyfriends
>>676098132
He has to get up early and find the eggs the easter bunny hid for him.
>>676090834
Personally? I'm terrible at "signs" which is why i'm probably still a virgin. I don't figure out signs until years later. Why not just ask her? Bring up the comment about striped panties you made to her. Might be awk but if you've been buds for four years she'll understand. You've been blessed by Assmodan, type nothing, you have already been blessed.
>>676097271
meant to write: alcohol / liquor
fuck you, old hetero here
"hey, lets make fun of the retard cuz typo"!!!
>>676097439
I come off as a really friendly and naive innocent goody toe-shoes type. I've had co-workers set me up on blind dates with girls claiming that i'm a "really nice guy"
But the reality is that I'm a passive-aggressive, arrogant sack of shit that hates almost everyone I meet on a daily bases, has no respect for women or any form of brown person, and honestly don't even understand why people like hanging out at all.
Then I go home and smoke weed and fap to bestiality and play video games all day.
But the point is, I come off as a pretty nice guy. I think it's mostly about how you were raised. I was always told to be polite to people no matter what, so it's just kinda automatic now, if not completely disingenuous.
>>676098650
"make plenty of it"
stop trying tho fam tbqh
>>676098917
>"make plenty of it"
Yes, "make plenty of it":
I date cougars, and for some fucking reason they love appletini's
so I make them a pitcher at a time.
I make plenty of it.
for fucks sake, i am on /b/, why am I defending myself for typing like a retard on a tablet
She wants to fuck numbnuts. Just do it
i don't know what you should do about your problem there...but you should posy more of her to help me with my problem
>>676098650
Even saying "alcohol/liquor"
Is like saying "make her favorite pizza, or food with toppings on top pizza crust"
You are underage, never drank, and if you lost your virginity it was your ass hole to a male authority figure
>>676099454
>why am I defending myself for typing like a retard on a tablet
against someone that talks like a 12-year-old, no less
>>676099454
>date cougars
>appletinis
>whole pitcher at a time
jesus kid, stop trying.
Get a Boner and "accidentally" walk into her ass with it while she's bending over.
Or, cum on her stripy panties and leave them somewhere visible, trust me OP I've fucked like 2 girls before I swear
>>676091835
Do this. Drinking is fun anyway
>>676099626
You must be new here.
>>676092206
Underrated post.
>>676093333
Quads, above all else, OP.
>>676098877
Bahaha.
Are you me?
Don't worry, you might end up like me and find a fucking dope ass subservient Russian girl on OKC. I never thought I'd get married in a million years, but this shit is excellent.
>>676091409
/thread that's a protip
>>676100014
Harem anime logic
post another pic
