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Trips decide what I do with 30 pizza rolls They will not go in my ass

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Trips decide what I do with 30 pizza rolls
They will not go in my ass
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>>676068266
Eat them
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>>676068266
Eat them all and fuck off
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Smash them into the carpet and rub that shit in.
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>>676068681
Roll
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>>676068266
shove them in your ass
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Feed them to the dog
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>>676068266
Dump them on the floor and eat them off the ground like the animal you are.
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>>676068266
Chop them up into tiny pieces. Then roll them up and smoke them. Also trips get.
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>>676068850
Rolling
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>>676068266
Rub your face with it
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>>676068266
Cum on them then eat them
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>>676068266
fuck them.
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Cum on them then eat them
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shove them in your dog's ass
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>>676068909
Reroll
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>>676068911
roll
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>>676068909
>>676068954
Last re roll
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Shit on them then hand out to the homeless
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Throw them away. But new ones. Cook them and then throw them away. Question life
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>>676068266
I'm sorry they won't fit in your ass. Maybe try lube?
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>>676068915
roll
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Put them in the microwave again until they are lava and individually fuck each one of the thirty ensuring that the sauce covers the glands.
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>>676068266
Up your ass, you can not ignore the power of my trips
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>>676069063
This. Gold!
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>>676068266
Heat them until they burn and shove your cock in them.
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>>676068266

Just eat them. They will go in your ass in about 6 hours.
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Throw them in the trash and film it.
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>>676068850
This, you fat fucking pig
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Chew it, spit it, put in your face and run on the street
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>>676069230
Roll
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Cum on, then eat.
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>>676069167
Roll
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Shove them in a hot pocket. Cook the hot pocket. Eat it
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>>676068850
Roll
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eat them
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Tie them up into a necklace and wear them around town.
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>>676069304
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>place in a cup
>fuck cup vigorously
>post pics
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>>676068266
Mail them to Harry Plinkett
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>>676068266

Eat them while binge watching RedLetterMedia vids.
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>>676069230
Reroll
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Film yourself slowly eating them and upload it.
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smash with cock
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>>676068266
dance naked while masterbating spinning in circles till you have satisfied the microwave gods! then burn your sinner tongue on thier hot pizza goodness! Repent for your previous pizza sins and then play some video games and shit i dunno just fuck off or something...
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Kek'd
XD
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Blend them all together, microwave that then put the mixture into your urethra
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>>676069354
This
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>>676069191
Rolling.
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In your ass
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Refreeze them and eat a fucking apple or something healthy.
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>>676069325
Roll
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Shove them inside your computer. Fuck your computer.
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>>676069352
roll
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>>676069444
Nice Noice niiiiice
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>>676069344
So close
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blend them all with a cum shot and milk or water and drink it on cam
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>>676069444
WINRAR ! Do it OP
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>>676069444
WINRAR. Post pics op.
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>>676069444
winrar
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>>676068850
thes one
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>>676068266
Microwave them til they are oozing hot and then throw them one by one at your neighbors
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>>676068266
smash them with your cock, and then eat it.
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>>676069444
WINRAR
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>>676069444
OP WILL DELIVER
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>>676068266
Re-heat for until scorching hot and proceed to slowly chew each one
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Microwave until their about to burst then throw them at mommy's car
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put them in your dad's ass
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>>676069444
WINRAR
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>>676069444
WINRAR
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>>676069444
Op here
Gonna heat then in microwave gimme a minute
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>>676068266
throw em out
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>>676069444
Tfw op's going to be a faggot.
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Eat them without chewing
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In your dick hole
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>>676069895
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>>676069895
Pizza rolls in the fucking microwave.

Hopefully you burn your dick off so you can't procreate you fucking animal.
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>>676069895
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Cook them, proceed to let them chill for 20-30 minutes. Take all of the product and smear it into balls with your hands, clentching the pastry to make a goop paste paint. Smear your new paint on your bedroom to change its colour.
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Op's never gonna do it
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>>676069895
hurry up
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>>676068266
ok in your mom's ass then
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>>676068266
They're 4 to a serving, you piece of shit.
Throw them away and go to the gym.
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>>676070325
Lol too bad you're too late...that's a good idea
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Throw them at passing cars
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>>676070220
>buys cheap low-quality pizza rolls
>wastes 20 minutes to heat in oven
Are you autistic? Just make real pizza, you cuck.
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PAIN
AT LEAST I CAN STILL EAT
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Hurry up and prove op is ALWAYS a faggot
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>>676069479
Thank you for reminding me that apples taste better than pizza rolls.
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>>676070758
not sarcasm btw
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>>676070668
Lol you didn't burn them you fag
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>>676070668
Mush a few on your dick.
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>>676070668
Not bad.
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>>676070668
Way to go you fucking animal.
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>>676068266
shit on them
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Feed it to the starving children of Africa
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>>676068266

Let your fluffy eat them.
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>>676070668
You can tell you didn't reheat them. You just let them cool....how disappointing man
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>>676070797
Apples are the shit dude.
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>>676070668
>small dick
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>>676070801
idk it burned my dick pretty bad
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>>676071033
Put your dick in the microwave and turn it on then
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>>676070668
Faggot
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>>676071138
>put dick in microwave
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>>676071033
No it didn't dude...you let them cool the entire time. Why did you even bother making the thread to just ignore the get lol
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>>676070612
Pizza rolls are really just better pizza anon.
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>>676068266
For the triples I am going to get with this post.

Take them and spell out the word fag then timestamp it upload
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>>676070668
We're not retarded. They still have the same excess leaking out the sides as the original pic...you didn't beat them up any more
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>>676071612
>For the triples I am going to get with this post.
>Take them and spell out the word fag then timestamp it upload
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Stick needles in them and then eat.
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>>676068266
Show the burns on your dick as a proof of completion.
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Dunk them in some delicious bleach sauce and eat them.
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>>676071899
Yes, fuck them
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is op salty he got caught lying?
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roll
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