need advice /b/
im living with my mom, im 18 yo and i want a fleshlight.
should i tell her that i want it, so she wouldnt be surprised if she finds, thus risking she would get mad or awkward.
or should i try to order it and just hope for the best?
bamp
>>676039283
Just go for it. Or tell her you're ordering one for a school project about human anatomy or something. She probably won't believe you but at least she won't walk in your room when it sounds like your stepping in jello.
>>676039521
do they make a lot of noise? i thought they were silent
>>676039521
btw, im only beating it when shes not around, that way ill never get caught
>>676039658
depends on if you grease it up like a naughty slut or not
>>676040125
you have to put lube in them dont you?
would it be awkward to tell her outright that i would buy one? or is it pretty normal?
Just get a tenga egg or something discrete. A fleshlight is something for when you live alone. And even then its pretty sad to even consider buying one.
>>676039283
get an onahole. I've never tried fleshlight but the consensus is they're overrated and overpriced.
I recommend looking into getting a Tomax. they're very high quality.
>>676040747
how come? isnt it sad to buy a tenga egg then too?
>>676040235
yeah, sorry I meant if you lube it to much it can make spoopy sounds.
>>676040530
Is she more liberal or a lock you in a closet conservative?
You have to lube it. It's discrete shipping, and the noise isn't crazy. Go 4 it
>>676040747
>And even then its pretty sad to even consider buying one.
it's the equivalent of a dildo. I'm not sure why people have this idea about male sex toys but it's really not any different than a women with a dildo collection.
>>676040852
shes pretty liberal, shes not the kinda mom you can talk about anything with (you know, sex related etc.) but shes pretty cool
>>676039283
it's not like it's massive. I hide all my sex toys in a back pack.
>>676040836
doesnt look as sleek :/
You're 18, you don't need it. And you should be fucking anyway.
https://youtu.be/S-YuS_LFQ5s
Done and done
>>676041421
feeling like that lid would smash your cock right on the head at anytime lol
>>676040840
Nah, they're probably fun, and can only be used so many times before you throw them out.
A fleshlight is this whole big investment due to lack of sex in your life. Lets face it, you're buy it because you're not getting any. Had you been getting some, you wouldnt.
>>676041078
It's very different, wizard.
>>676041240
aint that good with getting chicks, they always see me as more of a friend, fucking sucks
>>676039283
post a pic of yourself OP, i want to see the guy who cant get laid whose going to fuck a plastic flashlight vagina
>>676041208
oops, that was Magic Eyes Rina Big though not Tomax.
Either way, those Magic Eyes toys are some of the best looking onaholes due to the dual layers. I can guarantee you they're much more sleek than anything fleshlight has put out. like I said, the consensus on flesh light is they're overrated and overpriced.
pic related is a Lilith Uterus from Tomax.
>>676039283
Just fuck your mom, problem solved
>>676041697
look in the pretty mirror you do not have :^)
>>676041505
i was just thinking that and then bust my shit up laughing at your comment. thanks man
>>676039283
Tell her you're thinking of buying a fleshlight to counter those rapey feelings that us men always have going on.
>>676041627
>It's very different, wizard.
sure, keep telling yourself that. if you're too dense too see your incredibly obvious double standard then someone on 4chan isn't going to convince you of anything.
I bet you don't mind being circumcised either kek.
>>676041867
your dick would be blue for days
>>676039283
this is the gayest goddamned thread i have ever seen on this board.
your mother should not even cross your mind when considering a purchase like this, grow the fuck up.
>>676040836
Would getting one make me unhorny for real pussy? This is why I never buy sex toys (though it is very tempting). Last thing I want to do is get a hot girl and say "fuck! this pussy sucks! gonna go back to my onahole", and complain on /b/ that I'm alone and don't have a gf.
>>676039283
send it to a friend's address, someone who doesn't live with their parents. don't tell your mom it will be awkward. if she finds it, she won't bring it up. any person with the right mind wouldn't bring it up.
>>676042302
toys feel better than real pussy, not surprising because they are designed to.
>>676042302
the onahole cant give you emotion or motion for that matter
>>676042302
hopefully. then you'll stop annoying women (:
>>676042271
how is this even remotely gay? Get out prude!
Don't tell her.If you order online have it shipped to a trusted friends house or a PO box.Dispose of the packaging away from your house.Smuggle it in your house when no one's there or if you have to,wrap it in a jacket or bag and straight to your room.Dont hide anywhere she may look for dirty clothes.Not under the bed or anyplace typical.Hide it and your lube together and as a safe measure,put it under lock and key so if it's found,they can't open it without a breach of privacy.Use it when you KNOW you will have time to enjoy it.As soon as your done,clean up yourself and it.Seriously,dont leave your nut in it.Then wash the dishes,your mom will love that.And Dont ninja fap while everyone's
asleep.
>>676042330
you might be right, but non of my friends live alone (sounds pretty sad), but they are all between 17 and 18
>>676042302
I'm not going to lie to you... there are some people who definitely take that route BUT I think they were destined to be forever alone from the get go.
onaholes feel great in ways that pussies don't but there's still nothing that can replicate a real person. people actually get into onaholes to help cure their death grip syndrome in some cases even.
>>676042448
pretty much this. can't replicate a person.
>>676042590
damn, i always ninja fap :(
and i dont think i can but the sucker in the friggin dishwasher
Just have it held for pickup at FedEx or whatever shipping service they use. Go pick it up on your own time. Who the fuck discusses sex you purchases with their mom?!
>>676039283
you're 18 so wait a year or two until you've got out of the house
I have a Puni Ana DX coming in the mail.
It was too good of a deal to pass on.
>>676039283
What kind of dumb fuck are you?
>>676042933
i really thought about this, masturbating has become pretty boring
>inb4 go get some pussy
>>676042302
You will always appreciate the fact that you don't have to apply lube, and that it's warm.
>>676042574
>i want to buy a fleshlight but im worried my mommy might find out
op should kill himself
>>676041774
THIS.
And they feel fine. Depending on the inside I think they're over stimulating.
>>676039283
I've had a fleshlight since eighth grade and my parents never found it.
>>676043199
and how is that gay?
>>676041640
No way you're 18, and if you are then stop setting yourself up to be their friend you absolute moron.
>>676043287
And it has the clear plastic casing.
>>676040125
Kek
Honestly with my experience with both real/fleshlight it's worth getting if you want a better sensation while masturbating then get one (or equivalent product) none of my invasive roommates have ever found mine and it's not that big of a deal. There are benefits and negatives to both, some of my best orgasms have come from the toy rather than my gf, but if you want the emotional connection ditch the toy and go find a woman.
>>676043287
did you order it online or bought in store, if so, how?
>>676040125
lmao
>>676043341
if he's terrified of having FAKE pussy in his house, how do you think he feels about real pussy?
>>676043511
Got my friend's mom to buy it for me since I didn't have a credit card nor was I 18 yet.
>>676043597
what did she say lol
>>676043597
What? Green text now!
You can say that is for a friend's birthday, exept you're a beta
Order it online, it's not that expensive, customer service is great but you shouldn't need them. It's shipped in a plain cardboard box that doesn't identify as anything nondescript unless you already know the company name (which means you own one yourself anyway)
>>676043596
so with that logic all chicks that use dildos are lesbians?
>use cock shaped object
>scared of cocks
okay?
>>676043721
this is actually a good idea, might use this one
>>676043597
a friend's mom who is willing to buy you sex toys is a friend's mom who is willing to fuck you instead
you dun goofd
>>676039283
Just find one of her toys and be like "hmm maybe i should get one myself" and just steal her dildo and put it up yer butt
>>676043676
I really don't remember, but I think my friend and I were at school and he called my other friend's mom and asked her if she would buy it if I gave her the money first. I think she laughed and then said okay.
>>676043597
Story time
>>676043791
nigger learn to read
>he's terrified of having FAKE pussy in his house
how does that equate to actually using the toy in any capacity? he is afraid of OWNING it, using it doesnt even come in to play here
>>676044077
wtf ^^
>>676039283
Fuck your mom
>>676044282
thats plan b
>>676044169
ok lets reword it for retard mentality. If a chick was scared of wanting a dildo in her house because her parents might find it she would be a lesbian?
>>676044433
this
>>676044077
Cool greentext please make up filler if you must
Which onahole should I get?
okay, so to conclude, i should get a fleshlight or any other toy that i see fit.
i should not talk to her about it.
either order it to a friends address or come up with some excuse if she sees the package.
anything to add?
>>676044433
Random kyle
Kyle new spiderman
...please
>>676044433
Dude just stop, he's baiting the shit out of you.
>>676044718
Tenga polygon
>>676044718
definitely order it to a fake name, like Michael Thompson, that way if she finds out you can deny the whole thing and say it was a mix-up
>>676044567
what's your price range/dick size?
there's an entire thread dedicated to onaholes on /jp/ by the way for whoever is interested
>>>/jp/>>14978145
>>676043039
And OP will get arrested
>>676044433
yes, having a fear of cock that extends even to fake ones would make her a fuckin dyke. what kind of retard are you that cant grasp a fear of genitalia giving indications about a person's sexuality?
>>676044932
nice tip
>>676044920
looks sweet, why is it better than fleshlight?
>>676044948
$60-$100 6.5"
>>676045107
Its warm?
>>676044975
erm, no. Puni Ana DX is perfectly legal in the US. if I were importing from japan and it were going through customs there would still be nothing for me to worry about.
if I were Canadian that box art would be a problem though.
>>676045062
except neither op or the hypothetical chick have a fear of them.
>>676045149
That a lot of $
>>676045419
I'm tired of fappin with my hands
do any of you guys tried the Fuck Me Silly silicone butt thingy? it looks amazing, but it would be out of question since my mom is definitley gonna find that
>>676045546
And olny 18 you poor fucker
>>676045546
take yoga and learn to use your feet
>>676045546
How ugly are you?
>>676045750
underrated
>>676045546
Why are you not fucking chicks
>>676045359
yes, they do.
op is digging for excuses not to get one despite being an adult who "wants" one. hes a closet fag.
the hypothetical chick is fucking hypothetical. i say she's terrified, and also a time-traveling robot because she's fucking made up.
>>676045546
suck yourself then faggot.
>>676039283
Stop being such a pussy. Just order shit online and be cool about it.
I have like a dozen sex toys locked in a metal box by my bed.
Just try to have them come in while nobody's home. Or order them along with other crap.
>>676045906
Bait
>>676045906
I didn't didn't think of a robot possibility. Do you think she's from far enough in the future to be based of Tay's AI?
>>676045941
>Gets safe to hide dildos
kek
>>676045941
Can you show us them? please
>>676045149
that leaves you with quite a few options. I definitely recommend checking out the pastebin in the /jp/ onahole thread.
I'll link it again but properly this time:
>>>/jp/14978145
definitely worth asking around in there too. in japan you'd be considered big dick-size wise so you'll probably want to avoid some of the smaller holes.
if you want to be on the safe side and test the waters the r-20 is a fairly cheap onahole that would be perfect for your size.
www.amazon.com/USA-SELLER-ToysHeart-R-20-Onahole/dp/B00B50BMRY
which pattern would you recommend if i would get a fleshlight? thinking about the lotus, its pretty standard arent it?
>>676045149
>>676046192
r-20 is definitely a good beginner onahole. just be sure to get some thick water-based lube for it.
Onatsuyu is the /jp/ approved lube of choice. you can find that on amazon as well, but really any kind of thicker water-based lube should do fine.
at your size you really have quite a few options. that pastebin in the /ona/ thread is really great. I recommend poking around a bit and maybe something will stand out. there are a lot of different textures out there so sometimes recommending something can be tricky.
>>676039283
Go to a sex store and buy one. Always cheaper and less hassle
>>676046181
I also have some lube chilling with my soaps/colognes. Totally nonchalant.
>>676046853
HA nope. Amazon offers shit for half the price. I spent 20$ for a big bottle of lube that went for 10 online. Never again.
>>676047132
what's the purple thing
>>676039283
Why haven't you moved out betafag?
>>676047333
checked
>>676047357
free food dude, its awesome
>>676047333
Vibrating beads. Dont use it too often though.
>>676047357
He's probably still in highschool or something.
>>676045107
It's better because it isn't immediately obvious what it is. Buying something that looks like a fake pussy always seemed kind of pathetic to me, and since you are so concerned about your mom finding it you should probably get something more discreet.
>>676039283
why is she in your room in the first place? when I lived at home ever since I was 13-14 nobody came in my room except the maid to clean it once a week and she'd always do it when I was at school so she didn't bother me and frankly I didn't care if she "found" anything, I had nothing to be ashamed of. stop being a bitch, stick your dick in a vagina, asshole or mouth, fleshlights are for losers.
Aye, ma! I'm ordering a pocket pussy. U want some dildos, while I'm at it?
>>676047357
Hey fuck you. I still live with my parents too. I do nothing and get away with it.
>>676044527
>>676044109
>>676043694
>be me
>2011
>8th grade in middle school
>don't remember how old (13 or 14)
>after hearing about fleshlights from other kids, was interested
>researched for days
>decided what custom combonation I wanted
>clear housing with normal pink "flesh" vag
>don't have credit/debit card to use for online purchases
>didn't want it shipped to my house
>came up with plan
>one day at school during whatever period it was
>ask my friend to call my other friend's mom because I thought it would be too weird if I called
>our crew was pretty cool with her
>dials her up during class
>he asks her if she could do one of his friends a favor
>"can you buy him a fleshlight from the internet? he said he'll give you the cash first"
>hear laughter from the phone
>she says okay
>I decide that I'd give my friend the cash to give to her to make it as least awkward as possible
>it gets ordered which my friend confirms to me
>several days later
>package arrives at my friend's house
>finally.png
>I go over to their house
>everyone's high as fuck
>thank the mom and what not
>unbox it in front of my high friends
>they want to use it
>hell_no.jpg
>eventually go home to try it out
>water based lube was jacked by one of my friends
>dammit.psd
>now I have to go to the store and by some
cont.?
>>676047665
not actually, gymnasium, a thing i Denmark, other places i europe aswell i believe, its like a high school just a little higher educational wise
>buy one onahole
>buy another
>buy an onahip
>still want more
they're addicting.
>>676047801
jesus kek ^^
>>676047906
Moar!
>>676047906
cont. anon
>>676041627
>not having a gf who slobs your knob and switches between her mouth and a fleshlight for different sensations.
A faggot is you.
>>676048000
Checked
>>676047906
Continue Anon!
>>676045107
No, do not order it to a fake name. If it's to your house and you don't tell her it's for you, she will open it and probably throw it out or ask. If she has a birthday coming up tell her that you are buying her a present and to not look. That's what I did
>>676048000
trips for truth
>>676048000
I get you m8
Im the one who just posted the box.
My collection was literally twice that before, had it in 2 boxes. Once you start buying sex toys, you cant stop. Its like buying a new video game or t-shirt or pack of smokes. So addicting, yet in reality kinda unnecessary.
>>676048469
thats good too, but too bad she just had birthday
>>676039283
>mad
She wont get mad as long as you aren't religious nuts, and if you want in with your mum, telling her you're getting sex toys is a great start, offer to get her some new dildos like anon said but don't be a freak about it. If she wants the big black one though you have to move out asap.
>>676041013
>have to lube it.
Only if you're a cut amerifat.
>>676048675
If she does find it when it comes, tell her one of your friends (if you have any that is) ordered it as a joke so that exact situation happened and it would be awkward
>>676048916
we are not religious in any kind, well we are christians, but doesnt give a damn
>>676047945
Hvor i landet er du?
>>676049167
nordsjælland
If you have a bigger cock (7+ in) make sure you buy a larger size. This is not a humblebrag.
I bought a Fleshlight-like toy on Amazon and poked a hole in it after around ten uses.
Don't waste your money like me.
>>676049048
Euromad with tiny dick is mad
>>676044920
I have tenga spiral and i don't like it. With the non-shaped form its better but still not really good. Expected more of it. It stinks a lot of you don't wash minutes after use. It's too short too (bit over 6" me). It had damages already after 5 uses. I don't recommend. But at anyway, a women is fucking better. It's not only warmth and touch and interaction. The sound they do, the emotions ... Onahole won't substitue a vagina for you.
>>676047132
Holy shit you deliverd
>>676049048
You definitely need to lube fleshlights dude
>>676048675
Buy on amazon, ship to nearest 7/11 with an Amazon locker. It's not that complicated
>>676049307
Sweet. Samme her.
>>676048588
yeah, it certainly becomes a hobby quick. I'm gonna try to chill out since I've spent like $200 on sex toys in the last few weeks.
all worth it but yikes.
>>676049323
Im a small dude an even some toys were too small for me. Its a struggle.
>>676049416
the north-west european average is systematically 2cm longer and 1.5cm thicker than North American penis size. stay mad
>>676049416
>euro
The entire world hates america, thinking you have some rivalry with europe is only there to make you feel better.
>>676049719
not OP btw
>>676047132
Totally virgin
>>676049736
sheep vaginas tend to be deeper so it makes sense Euros evolved to have longer ones.
>>676049661
Yeah ive spent at least 200$ in a timeframe of a month. I also spent like 200 on porn dvd's and mags. For the novelty of it. I stopped that though, no point and it costs too much.
It`s easy , just get dubs
>>676040747
>>676040840
>>676044920
>>676045025
>>676049474
>tenga
Just don't. Put your money towards a quality onahole!
>>676049307
De fleste danske webshops sender til posthuse/pakkeshops så du kan samle det op der. Nærmest alle sender det bare i en standard brun papæske uden firmanavn på, typisk kun adresse.
>>676050056
wew lad, so close.
>>676049981
its pretty stupid when you can just have a porn portal account and i guess you could have all the sites for less
>>676049947
Or just a butt pirate.
If you love fellatio, then this would be your best bet. Sadly I fucked mine into oblivion and it lasted about 50+ uses. Would buy another.
>>676050087
>loli on the box
Pathetic
>>676049952
I'd rather fuck a sheep than some inbred fat wananbee celeb whore from the US and A.
sheep > aids
>>676050113
hmm, har du selv gjort det? og hvis du har, hvad gør du når den skal tørre efter vask?
>>676047906
cont
>>676050300
I keep hearing people say the Mouth of Truth is the best thing ever but all of Magic Eyes toys durability seems suspect. I also seem to be prone to factory defects.
I've still got a few on my list though, including the Mouth of Truth.
>>676050300
Auto blow is an amazing contraption as well
>>676050415
Does euro healthcare cover de-wormers?
>>676050614
nope
>>676050459
Købte selv tenga eggs. Men hvis du har en tom skuffe/skabsplads så kan du bare gemme det der mens det tørrer. Regner ikke med at din familie roder dine ting igennem mens du sover.
>>676041774
i was waiting for someone to say this
>>676049590
the only experience I've had with lubing my fleshlight is with water based lubes that come with it and it makes a fucking mess, water is just as good and doesn't leave stains and the same with saliva, either your own or whoever's joining the party. Wasting money on jewbe is like giving in to the fact that your mutilated jew penis doesn't work right unless you douse it in slippery jew juice.
>>676050370
there are onaholes for you too, faggot!
>>676039283
Hell just tell her im sure she would rather you fuck that thing then get a chick prego
>>676050415
mad sheep fucker detected
>>676049048
When you're so determined to hate Americans you bring it up when it's not related
>>676050883
regner jeg heller ikke med lol ^^ den kan godt tørre i en skuffe? troede den skulle ligge i fri luft
>>676047906
cont.
>>676039283
if you're prepared to tell your mom why don't you just go to a sex store and buy one?
and they're not huge, pretty easy to hide i'm guessing.
>>676050965
Definitely need lube for a fleshlight, it's uncomfortable and ruins the fleshlight if you don't, you can blab about cut/uncut all you want, doesn't change a thing.
>>676050548
I would say it was one of the best ones I've bought thus far, but I would agree that the durability was rather sub-par.
>>676050581
What would you recommend? I live in an apartment with two other roommates, so anything that makes noise is a no go.
>>676040125
Golden
>>676050965
>water is just as good
no, it's really not. you need a proper THICK water-based lube with all of these kind of toys. they make a word of difference.
it literally has nothing to do with being cut or uncut. seriously kek, use some lube faggot. it's meant to be used with lube.
>>676049816
>implying we care that shitskins hate us
>>676039283
just make one yourself if you really want to
it's not like buying the real thing magically makes you cum
it's just a tube of gelatin
i prefer the hand
try a tenga cup if you just want a trial
they are quality cheapo's
>>676051168
Ja, bare giv skuffen et par milimeter åben sprække, så klarer naturen resten.
>>676047357
im 21 n living with my mom. kek.
Besides en-nls, are there any other similar to it, but with better prices/shipping?
>>676051430
>poverty: the post
DIY is never going to be as good as an actual well-made product unless you know what you're doing. All of those typical 4chan DIY's are just poverty as fuck and not even worth trying.
and for the record my onaholes make me cum very hard. they're no substitute for a real person but they do feel fucking amazing.
>>676051381
>call himself a shitskin
>mfw
>>676039283
Just tell your mom you are a kissless beta virgin and maybe she will give you a mercy fuck.
Theyre not the best if your dick is big
>>676051860
i tried the one with 2 sponges, a latex glove and a cup, it fucking sucked, was like fucking 2 hard plates of who knows what
>>676051777
where do you live? if you're in the US there are a few good places to buy onaholes. amazon has a surprising variety of toys, with some low price, toydemon is another US seller and coolmalesextoy is the last I know of.
otonajp.com/ is another world wide seller
>>676052098
why would i lie?
>>676052351
gtfo spiderman, no know likes you anymore
>>676052660
one*
>>676052224
There are plenty of big dick suitable fleshlights, just check the reviews.
>>676039283
I was in the exact same situation. Just order it and they'll place it in a blank package at your request. Just say it's something else.
>>676040125
Kek
>>676051860
i have never tried the self made ones
i was just implying that just because you have a tube it doesnt mean it'll feel any better than your hand
i have tried 3 different kinds and prefer hand to all of them
they are novelty items you pull out once a month
same thing for the real thing btw
just because you have your dick in a pussy doesnt mean you magically feel good
my expectations were way above what i was in store for
>>676052935
Just say it's a knife, she's not gonna give a fuck
>>676052261
Thanks anon.
>>676053116
Deathgrip sucks anon
>>676053116
if you're buying a quality product is is guaranteed to feel much better than you're hand. I'm guessing you bought the standard doc johnson poverty items and expected them to be amazing in return of your $10. you get what you pay.
in general I just stay way from american made male masturbators. the japanese have that game cornered.
>>676040125
Fucking kek
>>676047906
>>676048285
>>676048361
>>676048438
cont. (these events actually happened, I promise)
>couple of days later
>wrapping up the day of skating with friends around town
>one by one, friends are leaving to go home
>one of my other friends and I end up at Walmart
>friend gets picked up
>all by myself at walmart
>gotta buy lube
>discussed with friends earlier on how should I buy it
>friend who called other friend's mom suggested to tell the cashier it's for a prank lol
>decide to just buy it like a man
>grab the lube and go buy it
>cashier it semi qt3.14; looks like she's in her early 20s
>shit.gif
>slam (not too hard, but enough for her to get the 'joke') the bottle of lube on the conveyor belt thing
>she giggles
>it reaches the scanner
>"is that going to be all for you tonight?" she says while smiling (asking if that's all I'm buying from the store)
>"yep" smiling back
>it gets bagged and I leave the store
>go home and finally get to use it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>days later
>I bring it to school to show my other friends who hasn't seen it yet
>all of them are amused
>luckily I was somewhat popular in my school (along with our crew) so I wasn't made fun of or anything
>word spreads to the popular girls
>couple of them ask me about it including one of my ex's
>I tell them about it
>they're expressionless
>P.E. class
>get all dressed up
>leave backpack with fleshlight in locker room
>leave locker room and go out to wall where attendance is taken
>one of my friends came out of the locker room came out later than I did
>comes up to me and says "so and so are going through your backpack and I think they're touching your fleshlight or something"
>motherfuckers.webm
>go back into the locker room and saw that my backpack was put back into its original spot
>but I did see the kids who my friend mentioned and I made sure they left the locker room before I did
that's about it for the crazy stories I had with it... epilogue coming soon.
>>676041115
just order it and grab it as soon as the mail guy delivers it to your house and look for a good place to hide it
>>676053215
no problem.
be sure to check out /ona/. great pastebin full of information.
>>>/jp/14978145
I have one of these:
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/celebrity-molds/sp-belladonnas-pocket-stroker-76778.aspx
Feels better than my wife's pussy and costs 1/10th the price of a fleshlight. seriously they are overpriced as fuck. If you're only 18 I would bet you have better things to spend your meagre funds on.
Just order a half decent on a home and lube. Got one and a large bottle of lube for $20. You're just gonna bust nuts in it and toss it aside anyways. No point in spending $70+ for that flashlight.
>>676053980
you sound like a cool dude anon. post face maybe?
>>676054021
its only 2/3 of the price of a fleshlight from where i live
yeah go for it faggot, make your mum sign the package and when it arrives open it with her. She might teach you how to use. My mum did me
>>676039283
OP simply ask your mom if she will have sex with you, she will obviously say no. & then any further questions such as "Mommy may I get a fleshlight?" Will seem reasonable.
Just use your hand like a normal faggot.
>>676055073
It's true, anything would seem reasonable after that.
>>676055224
even if it meant cumming in her face
>>676041627
idk im living with my girlfriend and i still fap
>>676054500
I paid $12 for it on amazon just picked the first picture that came up online this time. I thought fleshlights were >100 bucks
>>676056261
Yeah no shit, no cunts gonna stop me fapping when I want too.
>>676056417
they are a little under 80 bucks here, but the other thing you mentioned were like almost 44 or something like that
>>676053980
epilogue and some extras
>word that I have a fleshlight spread like a wildfire
>people asking me about it everyday for the next couple of weeks
>one friends keeps bugging me asking if he could use it
>he says he'll wash it out really good
>don't let him though or anyone else for that matter
>word gets out to the people at the skatepark
>our crew and I are pretty cool with the regulars
>most of them high schoolers and post graduates
>made fun of by them however lol
>but not like bullying or anything
>always asking me things about it like "do you go on dates with your fleshlight?"
>eventually the hype died down I was able to use it in peace
I eventually reduced the frequency of which I would use it because lube expenses were bothersome and it was becoming too much work having to clean it out after every time I'd use it. Now it's been 2 to 3 years since I've used it and it's just sitting in my fireproof safe wrapped in a flannel shirt next to my bong and stash. Was it worth the 80 bucks? At first, but then you realize that your hand can give you the same outcome for less work, time and money.
>>676056779
lets say you bought a 100mL lube, how long would it lasT?
>>676057559
depends on how much you use, I only jacked it like once a day at the time and a bottle of k&y would last like a couple of weeks.
