Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.0.4
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Only going at 50% of my speed because the doc said so
Tenryuu claimed
claiming
>>676016029
The Emperor protects.
>>676015642
But to do that I would have to give back the shekels, which is unacceptable.
Konata Claimed. Well Anons I have to go, got to make some shekels.
Well I'm off.
Obligatory claim.
>>676015519
Just going to dinner, she's safe and sound. No worries.
>>676015383
Doing good, man. How are ya?
>>676016072
>I'm poplar
You're a tree?
>>676015480
I'm simply curious as to why someone wouldn't like being better than others. But that isn't what they meant, it turns out.
>>676015910
Claimed.
Another lazy claim.
>>676016183
Sleep well, Tornado!
>10 imaginary dollars say you get 9 people to say good night
>>676016211
Yes
>>676016183
See ya
>>676016183
See you later, Tats. Was nice talking to ya.
>>676016170
Good luck. May Allah have mercy upon your soul.
>>676016183
Good night Tats!
>Thanks for the music
It's a lurking kinda day for me.
>>676016170
Bye Konata
>>676016183
Bye Tats
Best German CV claimed
And Guten Tag everyone !
How was your day ?
Why haven't you guys accepted Satan as your lord and savior yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGA4I2nInO4
>>676016183
c
u
>>676016203
I meant inside the gif.
>>676016213
Tread lightly, Dude
>>676016339
Kek
>>676016541
Down with the sickness
best 2hu girl claimed faggots
>>676015691
but syndra dislikes mine on raisins
>>676016485
Lurking or talking, always good to see ya, man.
>>676016497
>pat pat
>>676016541
Heyo, Graf. Day's been good, enjoying coffee right now. Thanks for asking, you?
>>676016599
Her bosom will provide protection. I assume Atago chooses whether or not it can suffocate.
Iroha is mine you bunch of faggots
>>676016092
>>676016183
Are those really your waifus? To me they just look like hot material for gang rape doujins with no personality so to speak of
>>676016170
cya Konata!
>I miss the Crusades
>>676016541
I'm having a surprisingly good day today. How you doing, Graf?
>>676015910
I swear you have no fucking life, for the past fucking week you've been spamming /b/ with these fucking threads, not once a day but fucking multiple times a day.
Please go away
>>676016599
>I meant inside the gif
And I meant Rose-Anon
>>676016862
This is a man I can relate to
>>676016567
Satan sort of doesn't exist, although there's a possibility he's the god the jews are worshipping.
A sort of extended trinity:
God, Allah & Satan
>>676016836
You're underestimating collisions like that, especially if one side is 20 times as massive as you.
>>676016800
I don't understand
>>676016836
>Her bosom will provide protection. I assume Atago chooses whether or not it can suffocate
Yup, pretty much
>>676016862
>B8
>>676016836
Oh Hand. You're such a kind hand. Feeling is always mutual.
>Lurking mainly because of Transistor
>Don't have much to say, really
But, I hope you're having a great day today.
>Filenames different on mobile, cycling my internet atm
>>676017239
True, but they're flesh pillows, no rocks. You'd walk away with a zipper scraped groin, but no bruises from impact.
>>676017314
Mad because Atago is bad
>>676017510
Let's see you say that after you've been hit by a 1.5 ton tit.
Welp, i'll be going now, my neck is killing me.
>But first here is some random game keys that i found in a random txt file on my desktop. I hope they work.
68K7B-HJ3RZ-3BBIK | T7T4Z-T2D3L-WGJB2| FIZ85-HLCGP-M76ED | QPGJ4-W5L0D-ZTXZM | T9TZ4-G79B2-BQT2A | RG5LA-JJ3Z5-2VPT0 | CE9RZ-YD6WH-7RGP7 | VWZGT-270AZ-ENX66 | 3BF7D-CQEAQ-GBLC9 | JWCPK-5XI0I-LH4QX
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
>>676016183
>Take care, Tats
>>676015867
Por como lo díces, me gustaría creer que el turismo es un problema más que nada.
>Por aquí? no hay mucho que decir, de hecho. Nunca pasa nada, además de un ocasional temblor, a los cuales uno se acostúmbra fácil
Why the goddamn street signs everytime, captcha?
>>676016332
You owe me 10 imaginary bucks.
>>676017767
>lup
Thanks man, appreciate it.
Hope your neck feels better, buddy.
>neck pat
>>676017693
I'll happily be the test dummy for that.
>>676017693
Okay then, let's test it.
You first
>>676016183
Good night Tats
>>676018127
>>676017925
KEK
Ayy
I'm back
>claimed
>>676018127
>>676017767
lol, I figured why the hell not since I had Steam running.
The third code was
>The Tower Of Elements
No idea what that is.
Uuh, thanks, I guess?
Good luck with the recuperation. I have problems with my neck on occasion, as well.
Try sitting on an exercise ball.
>>676017767
Good night Syndra
>Won't take the keys, but the gesture is appreciated
>>676017803
Hay 2 millones de turistas ingleses en toda Europa. 1 millón están en España. Los adultos y ancianos son majos, pero los jóvenes son cáncer, causan destrozos más que nada
>Temblores
No suena nada, nada bien. Aquí cada vez que una ciudad tiembla, sale en las noticias sí o sí. ¿Es tan tan frecuente?
>>676016752
Sounds bad
You get something serious ? or common cold ?
>>676016836
Heyo Hando-Kun !
I spent the whole day with the family
>I hate when people pretend they are someone that they are not
>>676016865
Nice to hear it !
>I hate children
>>676016183
Gute Nacht !
>>676018254
I can cosplay other ships too. See.
>>676018092
Oh crap x_<
>>676016862
>>676017516
You tryna start shit with my (no)homo bro?
>>676018296
Welcome back, friendo.
>>676018324
>hand neck rubs
>>676017803
Heyo, Ruri.
>>676018439
Hope you had fun with that, buddy! Up to anything right now?
>A bit vague, but that typically pisses me off
>>676016752
For now.
Miho claimed
>>676018510
Moo
>>676017925
I count 9. Where's my money?
>>676018127
Thanks, fam.
>>676018092
Can i join too?
>>676018751
https://youtu.be/QV9Oo669Ons
>>676018786
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
>>676018439
>>I hate children
I feel you. Did you have to take care of them or something like that?
>>676018510
Bestbro
>>676018967
Damnit, mobile is hard to do.
>>676018666
Make the pepe gesture, Satan.
>>676018751
Moo.
>>676019060
Hi bestbro.
>>676018967
I dont get it.
Nice buttox
>>676018666
Thanks Handman
>nice trips
>>676019169
Boobies.
>>676019324
Fuck im to tried to reply right.
>>676018967
>>676019064
to this >>676019324
>>676019372
Hi Galko! How you doing today?
>Jesus Christ, dem tiddies...
>>676018395
Sí que suena como un problema, de hecho.
>Mi recomendación sería no abandonar tu hogar por razónes de seguridad provenientes de una fuerza mayor.
Es muy frecuente, en efecto.
>Una rápida búsqueda en Google indíca que se trata del país mas sísmico del mundo!
>>676018510
Heyo Holsts.
Still any tired from last night?
>I hope you got some sleep, at least.
>>676018666
>Satanic trips
Heyo, demoniac hand buddy.
Up to anything right now?
Lurking
>>676017767
Gute Nacht Syndra !
>>676018666
I feel that this is a fake
like
I can not believe any word they say
>Strange, isnt it ?
>>676018510
Moooo !
>>676019060
> Did you have to take care of them or something like that?
I am their nanny righty now ...
>pls kill me
>>676019372
Guten Tag Gaiko !
How was your day ?
Have you found something interesting again?
>And if someone playing Armored Warframe , i have a key for u
>CD2YFQGG8MKTB7SG
>>676019372
>>676019603
BOOBIES.
>>676019675
5 hours of sleep, I'm gonna be going to sleep early tonight.
>>676019856
Moooo mooo mooo.
>>676019774
Watch out for Atago.
>>676019948
Who?
>>676019909
Moo mooo
>>676018439
Cuban diarrhea
>fucking sucks
>>676018467
This earns Atago's seal of approval
>>676018507
Nah just kidding.
I would much prefer you alive than dead
>>676018510
Bros to the close (no homo)
>>676018706
Good, because I don't feel like having a shitstorm on the thread
>they're bad enough irl
>>676018854
>
>>676019372
>Boobies
Yes
>>676019948
I don't bite
>at least not too hard...
>>676020067
Tits in blue shirt. :^)
Beach is good. Wear a snorkel just in case.
>>676019076
>Does gesture
Huh, what?
>>676019372
Hope you're feeling better, buddy.
>nice singles
>>676019675
Nope, just packaging some of my blood to repay for those trips. They're aren't free ya know.
Still enjoying that rain, I hope.
>>676017506
Ahh, alright. Hope that's going well, man.
Yeah, it's a Saturday so everything's all good. Thanks.
>>676019856
Nah, some people are just like that I suppose. Not much you can do about it, at least they can't fool ya.
>>676019675
Normalmente sólo salgo para correr, y si alguien me detiene le parto el cuello, así que estaré bien :)
>El país más sísmico del mundo
Debería estar más informado, de la mayor parte de Latinoamérica sólo conozco las Selecciones de fútbol y poco más...
Cuéntame más cosas, tengo curiosidad
>>676019856
>I am their nanny righty now
Use chloroform, never fails
>>676020276
>filename
>>676019603
Hi Emi.
I'm trying to find something to do once I'm done cleaning.
>>676019909
>>676020154
Tiddies.
>>676019856
I haven't done much today, but I'll probably go on a walk later.
>>676020297
I'm feeling a little better
>>676020127
Mooo mooo.
>>676020154
>>676020544
The task force is assembled.
>>676020501
>ta-da
>tfw the KanColle anime is licensed in Germany
>tfw this means they'll probably make a german dub
>tfw they can fail hard
>tfw they could translate Kongou's "Burning Love" into german
>"Brennende Liebe"
>>676020852
Might result in a better availability of merchandise, though.
I'll stick to Jap + subs anyways.
>>676021476
It's not like that i can buy more or less KanColle figurines in the manga store of my choice already. I got two new figurines there:
>Big Hoppou
>Akashi
It gets somewhere.
ryuko claimed
>>676020852
That wouldn't be correct?
>>676020725
We're still missing Seaport Hime
>I recruited her
>>676020544
Milk jugs
>>676020544
Glad to hear it, man. Up to anything right now?
>pat
>>676021821
Hah, I hope you can keep it under control, though.
I am not sure the flood of Kancolle figures will end any time soon, although the fact many prices are falling is an indicator they can't go on like this for long.
>>676020297
It stopped for a bit, but it's still cloudy and I love it, thank you.
>Just make sure to not die from an Hypovolemic Shock, hand buddy!
>>676020464
Confío en tu palabra, no puedes dejar que te páse nada malo, necesitas venir para clamar a Emi.
>de la mayor parte de Latinoamérica sólo conozco las Selecciones de fútbol.
No podría culparte, Emi, es posíblemente lo más recalcable de estos láres.
Y la verdad no sé qué más decir, no bromeaba cuando dije que no hay mucho que contár!
>Quizás que tenemos el desierto más árido?
>Éso cuenta, ¿no?
>>676020154
Hope u will recover soon !
>>676020297
The most sadnes thing is , they are my family..
>>676020464
I do not know if it will works ..
>devils children
>>676020544
kek then
Wow i found smite code now
>PXSN20A1DCC160211
PXSN20A1DCC160211
>>676021849
It would sound out of place...
>>676022203
I just hope that the german ships get figurines too....
>>676022203
I mean, realistically, who will buy 2 or 3 kancolle figures every month?
Some, a few people, will, but most will not even buy 1 a month.
If you give people too much to pick from they will become picky.
Another matter is finances, of course.
Who wants to spend 30.000 yen a month on kancolle plastic?
Especially once you see prices are falling. Better wait two months and pay 1/3 less for your figure.
It all hurts their sales.
>>676022545
They do. They're already doing the prototypes, and that near always means it will be released within a year.
Evern if the popularity of the franchise drops significantly, which it does not in this case.
>>676021849
Nice, sorry I couldn't be there to help with that.
>Milk
>>676021849
Breasticles
>>676022045
Not much. You?
>>676022440
?
>>676022368
Mmm, glad to hear it. Always sets a good mood, especially for a Saturday. You lucky guy.
>O-okay, I won't.
>>676022440
Sorry to hear that, man. I'll try to be as real as I can around you if that makes you feel better.
>hugs
What are you guys listening to at the moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNH9S7QZaxU
Just kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApdJ_l8zQ2k
>>676022368
>El desierto más árido
También cuenta, también
Por cierto, hacía meses que no jugaba a TF2, estoy un poco oxidado, ¿de qué va la última actualización? No sé si lleva mucho tiempo tampoco
>>676022440
If it doesn't work, snap their neck, because they aren't human, they are some sort of copy
>>676023559
harder
better
faster
DO IT
Although I actually didn't listen to that in a few days.
What the hell is wrong with me.
youtu.be/ZsAUx_SQYGE
Shitty video quality, though.
>>676023559
im ts läuft der bot mit anime nfo radio
ansonsten grimgar ost
bisher ist nutrient der beste song bin aber noch nicht durch mit dem anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_hGC1NiG9Q
>>676023559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc
again, shes mine
>>676023559
https://youtu.be/Yu9MehUlLgo
I'm guessing you know I am without a signature, since I'm the only one here that is this pretentious.
>tats
>>676023921
>>676023121
miss click
>>676023132
>Hugs
>more hugs
>>676023559
Ja ! Wolfenstein my Fuhrer !
>>676023921
I hope that it will work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG_ZEovDDKk
>>676024431
Looks like an anti-tank mine, though.
>>676023132
I just realized I've never actually played any of the total war games online, you mentioned a while back you had been playing Shogun 2 so if you ever want somebody to play with let me know because I'm curious as to how it would work. Also I have nobody else I could play with.
>>676024052
Even this is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefTRnhH1V0
>>676024143
>ts bot
Achja, da war ja gestern noch was mit TS....
>>676024902
>pets the DD
>>676023559
I'm a normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNVu55ZyC-Y
>>676024894
ok
claimed
>>676024963
With Shogun 2 it's just multiplayer battles, nothing beyond it, but it's reasonably balanced.
>>676023559
listening to one of the best tenors that ever lived. shame he's dead now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VATmgtmR5o4
>>676023559
卐
>>676023121
Same man, just messing fiddling with this camera. Just got done cleaning a bit, just hanging out now.
>>676024894
>hugs harder
>>676024963
Oh yeah, completely forgot it had that. Kek, I'd be completely useless as a teammate or as competition.
All I ever do is focus on my land forces and what not, I hardly ever touch my navy. Kek, suck at RTS games. Surprised Tenryuu doesn't have Shogun 2 if I'm honest, you should ask him. Sure he'd be more than happy to play with ya.
>>676025252
That's it? Shame.
>>676024902
thats a nice doge you have there
is your waifu covered in fullbody tights?
>>676024988
ja... nein tut mir leid es bleibt dabei das mir das zu eigenartig ist und ich unverträglich mit fremden bin
>>676025029
You get a pass.
https://youtu.be/mcXYz0gtJeM
>>676025457
Rome 2 can be played in campaign mode online, I think, but it's way more unbalanced.
Internet claimed
>>676023921
La verdad es que no fué gran cosa, algunas armas nuevas para Demo y Scout, más skins inútiles y sobrevaloradas para las armas stock, y un montón de taunts nuevos, siendo éso lo más destacable.
>PD: el Degreaser de Pyro ahora hace 1 dmg de afterburn.
>MisCostados.png
>>676025566
>Tats shall never rest.
>>676025457
>messing fiddling
Oh boy, guess it's that time of day.
>>676025668
>Rome 2
>Unbalanced
I've heard that game is fairly unbalanced in general.
>>676025561
Yes and yes.
>>676023559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV4MxX7d0XM
>>676025252
What's that avatar campaign thing? I've hardly even touched the multiplayer buttons but that was one of the options.
>>676025457
I'm decent at the navy, could build some good shit if I was allowed to focus on it for a while. If we're talking fall of the samurai though all I need is some guns some cannons and some spears and I can beat just about any army the ai can throw at me, its just hilarious watching them blow up.
>>676025668
>>676025815
Yeah it really is, still entertaining enough with siege weapons and ramming ships in half so I'd be willing to play it online also.
>>676025566
Pass dat ass
>>676025734
If I'm not posting I'm lurking.
https://youtu.be/vfmi0v5vIGo
Only real waifu checking in.
>>676025815
Some of it is down to historical accuracy.
The Japs mostly did similar things in Nihon.
While Europe? Nobody really did things alike, so one has elephants and the other has god knows what, macedonian phalanx or horse archers or whatever, but are weak in other areas.
One of the bigger problems is the AI, though (and has always been).
The AI cannot use some types of units well or right, which makes some other units particularily effective.
Not really a factor in multiplayer, but the piss-poor interface will still bother you there.
In other words you'll lose hardcore to anybody using simple macros, but this also applies to Shogun 2.
So don't play against 1337 haxx0rs.
>>676026183
Oi, no hard feelings mate.
>>676026118
I can't do this now, I need to go. I'll return, in a little bit.
<3
>>676025817
thats great i love everything revolving around legs
and fullbody tights are even better
>>676025445
Heil!
>>676025817
The. Lewdest.
>>676026425
>133y haxx0rs
Oh trust me you guys don't have shit to worry about me.
>>676026060
>What's that avatar campaign thing?
Just a sort of matchmaking pretending it isn't one.
>>676026060
They improved sieges a little, I give them that.
Sieges in Shogun 2 are even more repetitive.
>>676026183
What makes you real?
>>676026183
you misspelled real with shit
>>676025734
>armas nuevas para Demo y Scout
No los uso apenas, así que...
>skins inútiles y sobrevaloradas
No me sorprende en absoluto
>el Degreaser de Pyro ahora hace 1 dmg de afterburn.
A mí antes también me gustaba usar el Pyro, pero parece que el Degreaser va directo a la basura, guay.
Algo me dice que voy a acabar usando sólo el Medic
>>676026183
>>676026544
I didn't think so. I only started posting until recently, so it's understandable to I make a couple snafus along the way.
Everyone here is so nice, so I know they're just trying to do their best to make sure these threads stay in good shape.
>>676026867
Wait, are you saying I'm not real?
>>676026734
I imagine she needs new ones very frequently.
>>676026754
lewdest I have, I think.
>>676026425
>Implying I have the balls to play against anyone in RTS
Aren't you just a kidder.
>>676027103
>Necesitas una nueva clase que utilizár?
>Why not Soildberg?
Jokes aside, he's on a pretty good shape right now.
>And rocket jumping is fun as hell
>>676027218
You don't really have anything to lose in a multiplayer skirmish battle. It's not time intensive either - unless it's a siege.
I understand the dread of facing competent people in a real RTS games, but Total War really is more of a tactics one in multiplayer.
>>676026820
>Sieges in Shogun 2 are even more repetitive.
God they really are, and with no guns they take so much longer. They can still be entertaining occasionally, mostly when I'm defending, but god its just the same thing, go here and burn this gate down, rush in and kill some defenders, burn down the next gate and repeat until you reach the top.
Fuck climbing the walls though, I'd rather the enemy be able to counter attack next turn and not have to deal with that then lose half my men because I wanted it intact.
>>676027218
We don't have to play against each other, could team up and rape some ai.
>>676027074
>>676027143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
>>676027714
A ver, me lo paso bomba con el Medic, y es mi favorito de lejos, como "persona" (el vídeo de Meet the Medic me encanta) y como personaje en el juego.
Pero jugar sólo con el Medic no tiene gracia.
Tú juegas con el Soldier, ¿no? ¿Cuál es el mejor compañero que puede tener un Soldier?
>>676027894
Wanna know what I did most of the time, especially with the lower tier of castles?
I archeried everybody inside to death.
The AI is utterly incompetent.
Make them spread out by placing troops around their fort, then approach with your archers from one or two directions and just keep at it until they run out of arrows, lol.
Often only 20-30% of the enemy survive this.
Then just climb the fucking walls near a gate.
Doesn't cause damage to the town either.
Defense when outnumbered, however.
That's good fun.
>>676028407
That's exactly what I do to, I always make sure all of my ranged units are out of ammo before assaulting with mele troops.
>>676027886
Anxiety just pops through. All of that non-existent pressure gets to ya. I can't help it.
>>676027894
Could probably do that later, sure.
>>676028214
De hecho, es muy buen razonamiento, y aunque me encantaría sugerir que jugáramos juntos alguna véz, posiblemente se tome 7/8 segundos lanzar un cohete luego de dispararlo gracias a la laténcia.
>Intenté jugar Medic un tiempo y por algúna razón siempre me abandonában a mi suerte.
>FeelsBadMan
>>676028407
Ah the good old rhodoks siege stragegy.
>>676029059
Joining them my first game was a good idea.
>>676027166
It is simply a question. Am I real? The memory of others make use real.
>>676028779
What annoys me most about TW games is the lack of intelligence and initiative of units.
They have fucking officers.
If spear guys see horses coming at them guess what they'd do?
Inversely no horseman except super heavy ones would charge a spear wall.
But they don't do anything.
This applies to literally every unit.
You have to babysit all of them, especially archers and cavalry.
Hence smaller battles, especially when outnumbered but with a fair chance, are the most fun.
>>676015910
I claim officer hops
http://strawpoll.me/7190803/r
I'm gonna go take a walk, I'll be back soon.
Bye guys
I am here to Drink your beer, and steal your Rum at the point of a gun.
>>676029389
See you later, man. Stay safe.
>>676026544
Im about to leave to.
>>676029059
>>676029200
>tfw I'm a horse archer
But my party is a real clusterfuck right now and I'm still an independent agent.
>although Nords hate me
Still pretty new.
>>676029295
Literally all I ever used in empire was line infantry and cannons, would have 2 line infantry per cannon group and would just set up a line and force the enemy to come to me.
Could not be stopped by anything the ai threw at me.
Hell I remember a battle I had a very small amount of soldiers and the enemy vastly out numbered me, all I did was set up my line infantry in a square with those spike things in front of them that kill cavalry and I just sat there in my makeshift fort, I won the fucking battle.
>>676029659
We hate when the horse archers are on the enemy side.
>tfw syndra-anon whent to bed and there is no instan thread
>>676029473
Heyo, Bun Bun. I'd share a beer with ya any day, no need for that gun.
>hands
>>676029833
tbqh fam horse archers are unproblematic if you'ee a horse archer
>>676029012
Asco de lag. Te pediré consejos sobre TF2 entonces
>siempre me abandonában a mi suerte
Todo el mundo quiere un Medic para salvarle el culo, pero nadie le salva el culo al Medic
>Emi
>>676029200
I went Swadia most of my early games, until I learned just how laughably terrible they were strategically.
>>676029295
Yeah, it's especially bad with some of the earlier ones where the units ere also very unresponsive.
>>676029659
>being a horsefucker
Almost as bad as being a kebab, I also find horse archers to be suffering because the AI is broken, here's hoping for it being better in bannerlord
>>676024988
Fancy seeing you here Tenryuu :3
