Prove you're white in five words or less.

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>>676008643
I have a small cock

Watermelons and chicken are bad.

i am white

My father is still here

>>676008643
I own my house

I know my dad

I have a career

>>676008643
how are my stocks doing?

>>676009303
>>676009396
Losers

i dont play nba games

>>676009299
>>676009422
Best white combo

I send father's day cards.

>>676008643
I support Donald Trump.

>>676009490
You must be boring as fuck.

>>676009151
Looks fucked up you need to go see a doctor to implant somethin to match a nigga's dick

watermelon chicken basketball shieeeeeeeetttttt

>>676009621
This tbh

I'm vegan.

Um.. Uh, excuse me. Your*

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>>676009584
Bet you do nigger

>>676009749
Nig detected

>>676009444
Niggerlover detected

Never got arrested.

>>676008643
I've been to Napa Valley

>>676009444
Niggerlover has been checked

Im not on welfare.

im scared of black men

I like my sprite dirty

>>676008643
I play charades every week

I know my father

>>676008643
Asuh duuude

Columbine highschool

my dad is a sheriff

>>676008643
my refrigerator has adjustable temperatures

>>676008643
I like to go swimming.

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>>676008643
I CAN DANCE DANCE DANCE

>>676008643
My mom doesn't love me

X-games and Hitler are great

>>676008643
i hate islam so much

I have stock options

>>676008643
I work for a living

More mayo, please?

>>676008643
I pay taxes and bills.

I listen to Judas Priest.

>>676008643
Let's make america great again

deadline for taxes is April 15

I own 3 sweaters.

>>676010770
fucking kek

I know my father.

>>676008643
I enjoy recreational hiking.

hitler did nothing wrong xDDDDD

both my parents have doctorates

im going to a university

>>676009396
You stole mine

I go to vape competitions.

Okay sir, you can go.

I filed my taxes today

I didn't steal these dubs

Thanks for the warning officer

I don't like watermelon.

I actually fuck black chicks

I wear sperrys

#AllLivesMatter

(one word)

>>676008643
I have work at five.

I have never been arrested

>>676010897
>both my parents
That's all you had to say

I shot up a school

I am educated.

I'm a Country Club member.

Hell na I wo donate! This be a drive thru
>.>

>>676008643
I do not commit crimes.

sorry i don't eat gluten

Never Chimped-out at a cop

I can swim

>>676008643
I prefer my chicken baked

Celebrate "Family Funday" every Sunday.

I have an Art Degree.

I hang out on /pol/ and blame everybody else for how shut my life has become. Also, I look nothing like the cherry picked Abercrombie image that OP has posted who wishes he looked like that

I dislike spicy food

"Where you be?" is ungrammatical.

>>676008643
I'm not bleeding out

>>676008643
I envy niggers.

I pay capital gains tax

i live in argentina

>>676009151
correction, no cock.

i regularly go on 4chan.

>>676008643
i wanna be a nigger

>>676008643
The names Thundercock, Chad Thundercock

>>676008643
i like mayo on sandwiches

>>676009683
that just means you're a pussy

Have you tried cross fit

Islam isn't evil

I raise my own kids

>>676008643
High school diploma

I don't spice my food.

>>676009669
>>676009621

Not the same guy but I hate them too. Why the fuck would I want to play a basketball videogame when I can go out with friends and play that shit.

I've purchased condoms

>>676008643
My parents bought my car

>>676008643
I have a 401(k).

I practice incest religiously, nigger

I rather taxi instead of Uber

>>676011888
Why would I want to play a shooting game when I can go out with friends and shoot people and shit?

>>676008643
i vote for trump

>>676008643
Sunburns are the worst.

>>676008643
I've had sex with multiple family members

I eat mayonnaise sandwiches

I graduated from a liberal arts college because the STEM program was too hard.

I like big trucks and big guns because they make it seem like I don't have a small dick

I'm a huge sports fan, mostly because I am unathletic and have no agility

Im slow

1. I.
2. Have.
3. A.
4. College.
5. Education.

>>676008643
I shoot up schools

I have a job.

I paid for my bike

ive never taken public transportation

>>676012813
That's 6, retard.
I've is a contraction of I and have

My dad hugs me

I have an education

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Crawling in my skin

>>676008643

I've met my father.

I was born in Germany

My poop doesn't stnk

>>676014113
Hi Ahmed

You catch the hockey game?

born 3rd base. Home run!

JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkodykzbsWY

I am presumptuous

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>>676008643
I'm a gentleman brony

I listen to country music

>>676008643
Male patern baldness

I go on 4chan

My shortcomings not because white

>>676008643
Owner of seven firearms

>>676008643
I try to please women

I'm actually a millionaire

My father said to me

>>676009634
Newfag niggerlover detected.

I do drugs not time

>>676008643
I paid my child support

I like starbucks

Yif!

I don't talk ghetto

Bomb Agrabah! Lazy Niggers! Spics!

worthess...at least I'm white

I listen to Lil Wayne

>>676012502
Can't go to college, new larnin is evil

I. Eat. At. McDonalds.

I have got a job

>>676008643

My father, I know him.

I see my kids

I don't spank my kids

I shot a black person

"Thanks for the warning officer"

I am a white suburbanite

I'm not a slave

>>676008643
I. Am. Caucasian. Arabs. Count

I lost the 500m sprint

I do school shooting

I call black people niggers

I only riot because sportsball

>>676011114
You're under arrest for bestiality

>>676008643
I work while at work

I think I'm in control

They hate our freedom

>>676008643
This thread is too spicy!

>>676008643
I know my father

>>676010859
What a fag, even for the internet

kfc is deepfried rubbish

>>676008643
I don't smell like anus

Above average credit score.

>>676008643
I enjoy the band weezer

I play bass

>>676008643
I have a packed lunch

Amazing credit score

>>676019125
Oh you said white? Nevermind...

I drive a fiat.

not in jail

>>676008643
Apparently I have privilege

>>676008643
I have a college degree

Good credit actually helps me

I like nigger cock

I love tumblr (kill me)

i finished high school

>>676008643
Haven't robbed a bank yet

I'm ashamed of nigra love

>>676008643
My IQ is above 65.

didnt drop outta highschool

I like starbucks

I hate fucking niggers

I liek a black girl

Never got caught by police

>>676008643
Hitler is my best waifu

I have a job

I suck nigger dick

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kurwa

>>676008643
i actually have a father

Don't have any student loans

I want to be slave

>>676008643
I have never been arrested

I only smoke weed occasionally

Police don't frighten me

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>>676008643
Check please

I can count to five

>>676008643
No debt. 50 G's savings.

i'm a homosexual italian man

Im paying for my education.

I never learned how to count

I contribute to society

I pay for myself.

>>676008643
I shot my school up.

>>676008643

I teach mathematics.

chicken lady loves life!

I retry bad high fives

>>676008643

I legally drive a car.

>>676008643
AM I BEING DETAINED!?

>>676021225
>nigger confirmed....

I assert rights to police

>>676008643
"Is dad still at work?"

Thanks for the warning officer.

>>676011394
Zing.

I have PMS

I'm a pussy; tough online

>>676009444
Nigger detected
Send the KKK

We'll Make America great again

>>676008643
I watch the NHL

>>676008643
Chitlins? What are Chitlins?

>>676008643
Big Bang Theory Is Hilarious

>>676008643

I own a home.

I will support donald trump

I know my father.

What is this I don't

Sriracha

>>676012621
And despite that, you still thought it prudent to count each word for us as if we couldn't on our own.

>>676008643
Need to diversify my portfolio

>>676023871
nope. See javascript:quote('676015287');

Not afraid to show ignorance.

Shoot up schools

I work for my money

Oh no, book club's canceled!

>>676024141
iaintclickinthatshitnigga.jpg

>>676008643
Quantitative easing is bad policy

This thread is getting old.

Stop comparing me to mayonnaise

>>676008643
I'm a manlet

I can't wake up.

White skin, and not albino

>>676024422
No it's not, fuck you

Can't rap, really want to

I have a job

>>676024422
Dis muthafukkah white as fukk

>>676008643
i don't know how to count

>>676024422
>>676024689
Well maybe it's not usually good but it's good as last resort expansionary policy

>>676024858
Even nigs know how to count, you must be like 2 years old black child

I don't like watermelon.

I didn't steal my car.

>>676024922
But inflation is virtually guaranteed

>>676008643
I know my dad.

>>676008643
I have two savings accounts

I have a real job

I am a Dom
Or
I drive a beetle

My parents arent divorced, nigga

>>676008643
i heil hitler 3 times a day

Marijuana. Cops let me go.

>>676008643
Nigga bitch swag titties ass

i do not steal shit

>>676008643
I am not a nigger

Chipotle gives me diarrhoea

Let me pop this here...

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i hav pennis,,,

>>676008643
i went for a swim

I pay my child support

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>>676020719

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>>676012198
Kek

>>676013025
Isnt the whole point of a contraction to make one word instead of saying two ?

Credit score 812

wheres the fucking blow dude?

My dad was around when I was a kid

thanks dad

Meet my wife's sons.

I don't know how food stamps look like

Come play golf with me.

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I don't have a bike.

>>676008643

I took a shower.

>>676025135
As long as inflation doesn't rise too much above 2% (or below) it's fine

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>>676008643
22 going bald

I like hockey

Light is an electromagnetic wave.

>>676008643
I have met my dad

i smell like spoiled milk

>>676008643
I'm employed, childless, never imprisoned

fuckin' magnets how do they

I have pasty white skin

I'm a power bottom

"What's a Nubian?"

>>676031102
>childless
Yep, you're definitely white.

>>676008643
Have a dad
Dislike him

>>676008643
I eat macaroni and cheese

I got in late from work this evening and my wife and I have just read our son a bedtime story.

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I like hip-hop not rap.

fuck off nigger

my parents are divorced

>>676008643

I listen to Gwen Stefani

My name is Dylan Klebold

>>676034055
sounds like a jew to me

I own a sea doo

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I'm a White Power bottom

>>676034221
fucking kek

have a job, own a home on the ocean and have stock and 401K. Also I would love to suck that guys dick.

I know how to swim.