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hey /b/ i need your advice
>met a girl about a week ago
>she is literally me but a girl
>instant love
>asked for a date
>yes
>turned out she has a boyfriend
>her boyfriend is a little guy, nothing like her
>i dont understand why she with him
>she sent me this pic related today

what to do?
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Tell her how you feel
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give her the full disclosure
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>>676002024
If you think she's just like you, and you mind dating a girl with a boyfriend, tell her.

If you think she's just like you, and you don't mind dating a girl with a boyfriend, don't tell her.
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>>676002024
OP is a faggot
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kill the guy
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>>676002155
>>676002273
but i know her about a week ago.. so i cant really believe im in love yet. but she looks like she want me too.. but fuck i cant say that dump your bf or sg like this
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>>676002024
if she's dating you and has a boyfriend, what's to say she won't do the same to you in the future

it's a sign to stay away
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>>676002024
why would she send you a picture of her ass this soon? Also, she only sent you a picture of her ass because she's interested in you. That's the only feasible explanation
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>>676002024
Tell her to do some squats to tone that sag up.
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Please get another pic of dat azz
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>>676002669
because she doing squats and wanted to share her progress with me
>>676002658
oops you are right
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Alright fag, here is the deal. What does your dick tell you!? Fucking stop asking us faggots and get a slice of that ass! Be the alpha male, show dominance, who cares about the other motherfucker. Get yourself laid, end of story.
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>>676002734
haha i dont want to fuck shit up with her sorry
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>>676002888
Tell her u are really looking forward to see a lot of progress, and that u like what u see.
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Just fuck her, don't worry about her bf. She sent you pics of her ass, she wants your cock in it.
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ITT: People pretending to be OP.
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>>676003115
nope i am the op and i try to reply to everything that is related
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kill the guy
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>>676002024
>asked for a date
>yes
>turned out she has a boyfriend

dat hoe aint looooyal
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>>676002615
I've got an idea. How about you fucking kill yourself? If you can't do that then get your balls snipped at the very least. If you manage to dump your clip in this hoe and ,god fucking forbid, get her pregnant, you're children will be a drain on society just like you. For fucks sake, please don't procreate.
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>>676002024
screw, dont say anything, and keep it casual, you dont want to go through the long haul with her, she doesnt seem to hold her current boyfriends trust to esteem, just have fun and mark another tally
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Fuck her bro. If the boyfriend is to weak to do anything then who cares
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>>676003319
nice try
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>>676003476
sorry i dont speak ghetto
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Kill de Guy
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>>676002024
You love her but post pics of her ass on /b/?
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>>676003677
haha
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tell her how you feel, make her take a stance, either you or the short guy
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Guy The Kill
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>>676003708
ok then you faggot: don't fall in love with her
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>>676002024
>she is literally me but a girl

Well at least you know she'll suck cock like a hoover with a puffer fish on the end.
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>>676003833
its not her face bro. if u find out who she is i give you a cookie.
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who took the picture?
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tell her to leave him. Quit being a pussy and be a alpha for once. sell her on you being a great boyfriend
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Kill the Guy
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>>676002024
sounds like quiet an opportunity
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Honestly. Just fuck and leave. If she'll cheat with you she'll cheat on you. Don't catch feelings for a hoe, anon.
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>>676004199
>>676003975
>>676003753
>>676003327
>>676002568
how
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Once a cheater always a cheater
God fucking dammit how dumb are you op?
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>asked for a date
>yes
>turned out she has a boyfriend
>she sent me this pic related today

she flirts with other guys behind her boyfriend's back, goes on dates with them and sends them slutty pics

and you really consider that girlfriend material OP?
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>>676004594
regardless of girlfriend material
what really matters
is fuck material
yes or no
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>>676004594
this.

it's fuck material (if she's hot but you've established this much at least) but it aint keeper material.
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>>676004558
bro my part was the advice. You execute it. So thats for you to figure out homeslice. Remember to kill the guy tho
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>>676002024
Fight her boyfriend
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>>676002024
Once a cheater always a cheater. If she cheats on her boyfriend with you, she will cheat on you with someone else. Or you will atleast assume she is, and be jealous all the time. Don't bother with her unless she dumps her current boyfriend. And OP is a faggot.
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>>676002024
Depends on her relationship with tyrion, if she really wants to get closer to you then it doesn't have to mean that she's going to cheat on any guy, it could just mean her current bf is boring.
You appear to get along very well, keep that up for a few more days. If you don't want to fuck a girl who has a boyfriend, just like any civilised man with a small sense of decency does, she'll notice it and get rid of the halfling.
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>>676004810
This is good advice
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>>676004804
Nigga fuck you. Its kill the guy. not fight the boyfriend
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Is dat ass that cogill girl? Her bf is a lil bitch anon, go for it.
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>>676004030
What if i know who she is cause she sent me the exact same ass not so long ago?
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>>676004810
Exactly, wait for her to dump him, otherwise you're nothing but an unpaid hooker.
It's how i got my girlfriend, she just noticed that there are guys who can do a little better than play LoL all day long and suck at eating pussy.
You do have to be a better option than tyrion though.
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>>676002024
Become the Alpha.
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>>676002024
If you think she's just like you. Remember how you treat people, even the ones you like.
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>>676003531
>being this big a spiteful neckbeard
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>>676005850
she'll post op's ass on 4chan then. It's a win-win-win for everyone involved. Especially us
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>>676006072
i like your thinking
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Bone her like the wind
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>>676006010
Not a neckbeard. Spiteful, no. Jaded is probably a more accurate definition.
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>>676005305
I'm guessing tyrone fucked your bitch longdick style, huh bud?
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>>676002024
Back off now, because even if she gives you "signals" she's still with her bf, and as close as you think you two are, it's nothing compared to what she has with said bf.

My guess is that she's just bored in her relationship and wants a lil side fun, then she'll probably forget about you, because she'll be too insecure to end it with her bf and starts all over. Plus, people just out of relationships usually aren't looking for a new one, just sex.

Also, as would have said Guru back in the days "Your bitch don't really got no ass"
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>>676002024
Don't do that faggot. Think about it: she has a boyfriend and is sending YOU photos. When YOU are her boyfriend, don't you think she's going to send another guy photos? It's just the way girls are. Don't look for anything serious with this hoe. If you want to be with her, make sure it's just to get your dick wet and nothing else.
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Doesn't squat/10
Would not date.
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>>676006375
Sucks man. Women can really ruin shit sometimes

>>676006453
Kek
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She'll do this shit to you one day fam
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>>676002024
saggy ass. buy her some shit to hold it up tight
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>>676006453
you don't watch game of thrones, do you? look up the name "Tyrion Lannister" and you'll get it :^)
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She's literally telling you that she wants to get together and fuck, OP. Go for it. Just don't be beta or indecisive. Best of luck. She has a decent rear end.
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>>676006877
I don't give a fuck about gay viking programs. Still im guessing somebody is pounding that anons girlfriend behind the scenes.
Forever cuck.
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>>676002024
Don't be a sad pussy op. Just fucking go for it
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Make her break up with her boyf first. Then you can do whatever you want to her.
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>>676002024
>what to do?

She's a cheater, it doesn't matter if it's with you or not. So sleep with her all you want.

Never date her tho. She's a cheater.
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>>676007265
i can't blame you, ignorance does have its benefits in this case.
If it pleases you, she does like niggers, she's a red head and i am a very skinny white guy!
Happy fapping now
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>>676008035
This. If she would cheat with you, she would cheat on you.
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