I'm an argumentative atheist. I'll get on Jewbook
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm an argumentative atheist.
I'll get on Jewbook and argue with creationists for hours
I've jacked off multiple times to rule 34 of Toot from Drawn Together
Yes, I know about the fat, the hairy legs, the saggy tits and cellulite. I don't care.
I actually enjoy MLP and go on /mlp/ at times
>i like anime
>i fucking love furry porn, especially baby/diaper furry
>i dont own any clothes that someone else didnt buy for me
It was possible that i was molested, kind of. This is the first time i'm sharing this story with someone
>be a 8-10 yo feg (can't remember exact age)
>play games with 15 yo feg
>he one day tells me about this game that we stick our penors out and put em on each others asses
>take turns doing it
>whatarewedoing.png
>feelnothing.jpg
>this goes for a couple of months
>family meeting, hang out with cousins and shit
>have older bro, he's 12 years older than me
>we talk about shit
>people focus on me ask me what i do and shit
>tell them about my friends and the particular game we play
>everyone blank face
>older bro beats the shit out of that kid
>parents probably forgot about it already
still sometimes remember it
I jerked off to a belly button porn.
>>676003871
wtf....
I'm assuming the guy literally just fucks a bitch's belly button?
>>676001933
atheists belong on reddit
once you are ready to accept raptor jesus as your lord and saviour you may return to 4chan
>>676001933
I can't help but argue with people who present unbearably shitty arguments. I literally can't help it. I've been leaving a place because I had no saw reason wasn't going to get through to someone. He continued rambling and I suddenly found myself turned around and tearing him apart again before remembering it was pointless. I felt fucking stupid. It happens a lot.
I'm 18 yo male anon and I still play with star wars lego. I ask my gf to buy me them.
>>676001933
I once tried to kill myself by washing down robax with jim beam until I passed out.
Needless to say, not only did it not work, I felt like a tard the next day for even trying and didn't even have that much of a hangover
I like alot of weird new wave music. No one knows.
>>676004371
Ugh, fucking phone.
*I saw reason wasn't going to get through...
>>676001933
Fellow atheist here. At least you admit you have a problem. Too many atheists are so fucking annoying that I'm actually embarrassed to share a lack of belief with them. To top it off many will defend Muslims or claim Christians are no better. It's pathetic.
22 male anon here. I fucking love Katy Perry, Lena Meyer-Landrut and Taylor Swift.
I usually don't give a shit what people think of me and my music taste, but exactly those artists I am ashamed of liking for some reason.
>>676004371
Feel you, man.
>>676004603
Blackfag here. I don't care for hip hop but I LOVE new wave 80s shit. I have a fondness for corny 80s pop songs.
I can only talk about Gary Numan, Steve Winwood, and Living In A Box with other older white fans online. If I were to ever bring them up in a conversation with my friends/coworkers they'd look at me like I was a fucking alien
>>676005121
OP here
I like to at least think I can tell who's trolling and who's not. The atheists that feed trolls for hours on end are the most embarrassing of all.
>>676004134
that shit sounds hot
>Things you're ashamed of
I browse /b/ daily.
>>676005585
Haha yep that is exactly where Im at. Im not truly ashamed of it, but its something I cannot bring up with people I know. Im a big fan of the thompson twins and talk talk. No one knows who they are.
>>676005585
I know the feels man, being black and liking non-hiphop or rap music makes you a weirdo. Even my family talks shit abiut me liking metal, or just rock in general. Do people even still call it that?
>>676001933
>I'm an argumentative atheist.
same here but i usually stop before i talk myself out of free sex
>>676006396
I'm more afraid of people finding out I browse reddit rather than them finding out I'm on /b/
Only reason I'm on reddit is because sometime an interesting person will do an AMA, and their AskReddit threads are usually interesting/entertaining
I still watch WWE even though it has sucked for years and it's more geared towards kids now
Part of me hopes it'll one day return to its Attitude Era awesomeness..........and I don't wanna miss that if it happens
My grandfather was Irish
>>676005781
>I like to at least think I can tell who's trolling and who's not.
This is a VERY important thing to be able to recognize. And the quicker you can tell it's happening, the better.
>>676008428
I bet he stole me lucky charms
people who say not all muslims are terrorists, because i don't know who the target audience is, no arab thinks that and every american keeps spouting it out
>>676001933
How do you argue for a theory that says th e universe poofed into existence and exploded for no reason then a single cell somehow pooped up and not only survived but eventually turned into all the plants, animals, and bugs that ever existed, mutated into dinosaurs which turned into birds, and into humans? Your theory is scientifically and mathematically impossible.
beat my meat to a ton of black women in porn but would never fuck/be in any relationship with one unless it was a total secret
>>676009851
I fucked a black chick at work, like literally at work
We were security guards at a Hyundai plant and it was a Sunday so absolutely no one else was there. We fucked so hard in the bathroom of the security booth she ripped the sink off the wall.
Would bang again.
>>676008428
you poor soul
I jerk of to interracial cuckold porn.
I also support the inevitable genocide of Muslims and blacks.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>676001933
>can't do calculus
>don't do a STEM subject
>am a lefty, plan on voting for supreme leader corbyn
>i actually agree with a lot of what sjws have to say, i just think they're assholes about it
>>676011304
>I also support the inevitable genocide of Muslims and blacks.
The problem is that it'll be at the cost of whites due to the racemixing agenda being hammered into children's heads on an hourly basis.
>>676011304
i do this too because the porn is really good, i don't actually like cuckolding though, unless i was the bull
>>676011630
Nah, me, like all my friends and family only have white children.
Only weaker people fuck outside their etnicity. Those will be killed.
Blacks and Muslims who choose to go back to their countries and stay there are fine. Nothing wrong with other cultures and etnicities, as long as they stay there.
PRESERVE DIVERSITY
>>676011828
It's shit man. My 'fetishes' are super fucked up but IRL I want a normal gt3.14 Christian angel.
>>676003569
top zoz
>>676004191
and the award for most ancient meme goes to
>>676001933
Current state of my country.
>Sweden
>>676005585
gary numan is fucking incredible live, he has like, the opposite of stage presence, like they'll surround him with spotlight beams but none actually on him so the rest of the stage is illuminated and he's in shadow, and then they hit you with shitloads of lasers
i prefer his new stuff though honestly
i have a similar problem, i'm white but i really like hiphop, everyone thinks i'm just trying to be black
>>676012417
is it really as bad as the memes make out? i mean i'm british and the daily mail keeps telling everyone how the muslims are taking over and the british flag is illegal now or shit like that, and americans on /pol/ are all like "sorry muhammed", but irl its fine
>>676001933
I hate most tv, especially shit tv, but I've started watching that weekly wwe divas thing and I quite like it.
>>676001933
>arguing on the Internet
How retarded are you? You must've won the 100 meter dash in the special olympics.
>>676013093
Well, i live in the north and not in the south were they all are. The majority of immigrants are good "working and such", but somehow a large chunk are just being fucking parasites. And the SJW plague doesn't make it any better.
>>676013093
I'm Englishfag and yeh, here it's nothing like it's portrayed and assumed by our American brethren. I have a Swede bro and he says it is actually quite bad there, again not as bad as made out to be, but people there in general are conscious of muslims and do consider them in their actions particularly if they are likely to offend them in some way. The average Swede is more careful with his choice of words too when it comes to the muslim scourge.
I still read Archie comics
I love Archie and the gang
Archie juggling Betty and Veronica never gets old
Jughead's love for food never gets old
Reggie trying to steal Midge from Moose only to get his ass kicked never gets old
Archie breaking something in Mr. Lodge's house never gets old
It's all classic
>>676013711
everyones like 100% convinced your country is actually about to go under though, i'm inclined to believe that they're talking shit
>>676004603
I'm a huge fan of new wave music. Most of my friends say they are but they only like stuff like Take On Me and I feel like they do it ironically, but I FUCKING LOVE new wave.
>>676014378
It won't be anarchy anytime soon m8, but id would be nice to take the slow route instead of the fucking highway.
Just had a mole removed from my dick. ..yep
>>676014362
I read patri-archie
Most of them are shit but once in a while there's a funny one
>>676003569
>It was possible that i was molested
nope, you were
>>676015078
Why are you ashamed of that? Isn't it better that you got it removed?
19 year old black American.
Not circumcised.....VERY not circumcised. And I have a serious case of phimosis so I've never seen the head of my dick (I do my best to clean underneath the skin, though). Not gonna post pics; sorry
Anyway....I'm still a virgin as a result. Too afraid the females will look at it and laugh/be disgusted. And the constant "uncutfags are disgusting" threads on here don't help.
Trying to see if maybe I can get the circumcision done someday before I start having sex, but I have no money.
>>676015687
Shame is in that it was there in the first place. I'm not a fan of moles, I kept a big bush so none of my partners could see it.
>>676015972
but anon, tha joows
>>676015972
>black
yeah thats pretty shameful
>>676015972
The only reason white Americans get circumcised is because in the 20s the guy who invented Kellogg's corn flakes and several other prominent community, and by community I mean rich white people, hated sex. Called the Puritans. They hated premarital sex and specifically masturbation. And it was seen as a way to keep boys from being 'evil'. Girls think dicks look weird dude. Dicks do look weird... All of them. Get over it. Go to a doctor, Clean yo dick. Get some confidence. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
>>676003569
i had something similar, i was like 10 or something and the dude(my neighbour) was in his 20s.
we played games, and if one of us los,t the other had to dare the other to do something, he never touched me but it was weird shit like put your dick in a keyhole for 20 secs(only 1 i can specifically remember)
it wasnt a traumatic experience for me, but this man and his behavior disgusts me, and now he is married and he will soon have kids of his own.
never told anyone this
>>676016124
The worst part is constantly having to lie about having had sex....and whenever my friends talk about sex/relationships, I hope to God the convo doesn't eventually turn to me, and I get questions about who I'm smashing. If it does, I pretend like I'm some secretive player pimp that only has secret side bitches that I don't talk to anyone about, because them hoes ain't even worth discussing......
Meanwhile I'm a fucking virgin lurking on /b/
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>>676016987
and i am most ashamed of being a shut-in pothead, i dont even know why i do this
I'm a 34 year old Satanist and my girl is a Christian.
>>676002876
we're all nor/mlp/eople
>>676001933
I can't even go a week with out masturbating. I've tried to stop for at least a week for the past month and I always fail like 5-6 days in.
>>676001933
be Brazilian
>>676001933
i fucked my best friend's wife while he was in alcohol coma
>>676002876
I enjoy MLP, but I hate all the flamboyant bronies.
i used to be a scientologist
>>676018887
If i may ask anon, for how long?
>>676012417
That fucking stinks man. Literally.
>>676004486
Arne?
>>676001933
You should probably switch to political debates because what you're doing is worthless
>>676019051
Its really really good tho
>>676002419
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck this
>>676001933
I like to wear women's panties, not in a sexual way, it just feels good. makes me feel more like a man for some reason.
>>676020052
Fag
>>676018994
a couple months. then i became an atheist.
>>676015972
don't get cut man. take it from an uncut anon. cut dicks look fucking weird. they're not the masterrace, we are.
>>676001933
I dont believe in cooking for christ
http://strawpoll.me/7190803/r
>>676020481
yeah i'm not gay. My fetish is women in sexy lingerie so yeah...
>>676018887
how are you not dead now
>>676001933
Why are you ashamed of that? It's one of my favorite past times
>>676019338
Not true
>>676008011
Just come out of the wrestling closet dude, its not embarrassing to enjoy something millions of people also enjoy.
>>676001933
>wack it to furry porn sometimes, but am completely disgusted by the furry community, and would never THINK to go near a furry convention, pic related
>Once drew a picture of an ayylien bitch with her tits out and sold it to a kid at school, but I showed it to a few people first, back when I was a icky freshman, cringe at this one to this day
>in short, used to draw this weird shit for people and sell it. Thankfully that shits all said and done
>once called a chick a normal fag, still cringe at this one
>once fucked a virgin Mormon girl up the ass. I felt terrible for knowing that I pressured her into doing it when I was in the heat of it, and that as soon as I thought I would have the will power to keep it in our pants, we did the exact same thing
>dragon tits
But whatever, anal and titfucking, vag is alright. Basically normal fag fetishes but with a shark bitch or a dragon cause scalies are hotter
>>676006628
Fuck off, nigger.
>>676002876
>>676018804
Posting your shit is cancerous as furries and weaboo shit. As long as you don't shitpost here, I don't see a problem. Pic related.
>>676007527
I've heard drinking bleach gives you eternal life.
>>676001933
Sounds entertaining.
>Dubs checked
I'm 32 and still pick my boogers.
>>676024971
People of all ages do that
It's a matter of who admits it/who's exposed for doing it
>>676004371NO U
>>676025657
>People of all ages do that
I really hope that's the case, because I really feel like I'm the only one. Good to know.
>>676004486
I do the same thing, but I'm 23. My GF's pretty chill about it, though
>>676018225
I can't go a fucking day without masturbation
>>676026360
It's all good, depending on what you Jack it to
>>676001933
I eat Pop Tarts while I masturbate.
I pretend to love my boyfriend, but post suggestive photos online and wear clothing that I know goves other guys boners
>>676027220
You mean other gay guys, right?
>>676001933
>You guys are the closest thing to what i´d call friends
>>676027220
..so you're a whore?
>>676027632
>>676027918
Well, I identify as a girl but was born a man.
I feel bad about it, but it's not like I'm cheating on him.
>>676027220
You and every other woman in the world, at least you've got the tits to admit it
>>676003569
>parents probably forgot about it
hell fucking no lol
a group of horny amazones invade the village
I beat up an entire day care
>>676028078
...fucking gross did you at least tell him you're a guy?
Jesus..
I peed into the wet cement
>>676028078
Are you at least a hot trap? Provide some pics if you are.
>>676017686
the pot doesn't help
this is coming from another pothead shut-in
I put my girlfriend's things in the microwave
>>676028574
Yeah, I'm pre surgery. My penis is small so he just acts it's not there and fucks me anal.
>>676028880
I'd rather not right now. Hihi.
I'm scared shitless of standing under fire alarms.
I have a huge diaper fetish to the point where I can't get off without the aid of diapers
>>676028880
>fucking /b/
>>676025944
I do it. Don't know how many others do it. I'm stealthy, so are they, hopefully.
24 btw
>>676029203
So then what's wrong with him?
I cum in the toolbox for sine reason
im into incest especially older brother younger sister between 13 and 17 , only got an older sis though so I wouldnt do it myself
I eat other kids lahnches
I threw my neighbors buke into the well
I built a tank for my dog
I made this monstrosity. Did it on a whim in about half an hour, with no art experience, and stopped part way through realizing it was a waste of time. Only kept it as a reminder and for 4chan.
I hide pennies in my dads shaving kit for some reason
>>676003162
That's pretty neet.
I made a snow globe of piss and cum
I used to jack off in shower and the semen got clogged into the sewers
When my dad cleaned the sewer all the semen was still there and he got mad lol
>>676028292
MODSSS
>>676009041
improbable*
>>676030644
You must have some thick fuckin semen desu
I was the last person to figure out that i'm a genious. Really long story but i did something retarded. Kind of distant from society but i saw a guy i went to school with the other day and he couldn't keep up eye contact... He was smiling but not in a bitchy way... Still awkward as fuck.
>>676030037
Holy fuck, and I thought my shit was bad..
when on vacation in Cuba, purposely waited for cleaning lady to come in to get out of shower naked. Pretended I didnt hesr her, she saw it all, I apologized and fapped after
I fapped to CP a couple times.
>>676031358
I do that every chance I get, but at least I'm not ashamed of it.
>>676008661
Oh shit, idk why this made laugh so hard but thank you for this
I jerk it to mother-son porn. I get camwhores to call me son and use my name and say "cum for mommy" and record it for fapping to later.
I'm estranged to my parents, but the fetish is so potent.
>>676031774
..But you should be, you disgusting fuck.
bestiality,furry porn and mlp stuff, cp, fucked a horse 3 times, piss porn and theres more stuff
>>676001933
my big dick
>>676010396
>apes do tend to be strong
>>676032611
But I'm not, you SJW.
>>676032619
>fucked a horse 3 times
More information is required.
>>676025944
are you serious? no shit everyone does it
>>676001933
I want my cousin so bad
strawpoll.me/7190803/
>>676030037
>>676001933
Sometimes I come here
>>676024971
>>676025657
Do you eat your boogers too?
>>676033382
No. I wipe it on my socks and inside the bottoms of my pants. But mostly on my socks.
>>676032983
ill make this quick,
>alone
>watched bestiality porn and hard
>want to relief myself
>literally 3 horses around the corner (around 300 meter)
>curious about how fucking a horse feels
>go out befriend them, they are shy at first but doesnt take long, food is their best friend
>start working horsepussy with fingers
>horse seems k about it raises tail and stays still
>stick it in
>come
yeah repeat that 3 times thats about it
>>676001933
being here on 4chan everyday
>>676001933
I once hugged a trash bag full of Styrofoam and cried.
>>676030014
That is a good.
Fapping to more types of porn that I can count, legal or ilegal.
Feeling so alone.
Feeling depressed when, comparatively, my life is great.
>>676004486
Ain't no Thang bro. But the new lego star wars a re bunk af besides the tiny sets
>>676001933
No friends and having small tits :(
>>676034188
how small?
>>676008011
Many friends watch it. Not that weird.
>>676033631
Thanks. Will fap thinking about this.
Great to see a fellow open-minded intellectual being on /b/. By any chance to you have a reddit account?
>>676001933
As a fellow atheist, I am proud of you. Happy Respawn Weekend.
>>676003569
That happened to me too with my cousin. I was 5 and he was 11. Our parents ended up finding out and stopped it. I've never talked about this with him, and I really don't want to, but I wonder if he knew what he was doing.
>>676034769
yw, may it help you come as quick as i came into that horse
>>676034188
Small tits are great. Assuming you're skinny, otherwise it's disgusting.
>>676001933
I'm less social because of my parents
>>676032824
>not liking pedophiles makes you an sjw
Wat the fuq
>>676034053
Well, its nice to know I'm not the only one.
Are you attractive as well or what?
>>676024222
Trips chek'd
>>676035723
Not the other guy but his is kind of right and you are as douchy as one can be.
>>676037826
I'm a douche for not liking pedophiles..
Are you actually reading this shit over before you post it?
I wank to incest porn
>>676028078
>but it's not like I'm cheating on him.
Your only lying to you'reself
>>676017327
>I pretend like I'm some secretive player pimp that only has secret side bitches that I don't talk to anyone about, because them hoes ain't even worth discussing......
Oh fuck, I never feel sorry for e nigger but here you go. Sucks. I'm sure if you stop putting the pussy on the pedestal you'll get laid in no time. Or maybe lower your standards a bit for the beginning. Usually anything not 10/10 won't care how the dick looks.
>>676027918
Exactly. Not even worth fucking, let alone starting a family with or getting married to
>>676018738
My ex best friend did the same thing with my ex gf, only that she was asleep to. Fucking degenerates
>captcha: all SAGE
>>676038797
COOL IM LERNING
>>676027632
>>676028078
Case closed
>>676038367
who doesn't?
>>676001933
That I'm black and come on this sit every now and then. Thank God you lames haven't had an effect on my life though.
