Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.12
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Konata claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>I'm back
>>675993871
Not fast enough.
>>675993452
I tried, tats can tell you how late I was up.
>>675993638
>>675993681
Yeah they were shitposting last night too.
>>675993787
Good job
>>675993871
Welcome back Emi
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ
Internet claimed
>>675993572
>>675993940
I just came back home from running, I couldn't go faster
>You bully
>>675993973
Best
>>675994015
Thanks Syndra
Obligatory claim.
>>675992865
I don't know, I just see people say it a lot so I just ask to see if people I know are doing it.
Some kind of food, maybe.
>>675992997
Adorable.
>>675993028
Just sitting around watching an hour long review. Not doing much else, what book are you reading?
>>675993109
Sorry to hear that, buddy. Eggs are looking pretty good from the looks of it, nice. Like how they're also purple.
>pats
>>675993515
Glad to hear it, buddy. Up to anything right now?
>Lurking for now
>>675993871
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675994155
The last Templar
>>675993973
>>675993638
What did I do?
My goal is to be first in last out =^..^=
>>675994109
>couldn't go faster
If you're alive you can keep going bestbro.
>>675994155
Hi there.
>>675994084
Is the app just called telegram? I hope i got the right one
>>675994421
Yup, yup!
https://telegram.org/
>>675994290
What anime?
>>675994285
Well for one you burned innocent waifus, and the Tumblr filename doesn't help as well.
>>675994559
Lain ...... Very good look it up
>>675994155
That was the intention, and that one was probably the best one out of them all.
-Syndra
>>675994473
I just put my name in as Beli Lapran
>>675994214
>lurk pat
>>675994240
Sounds interesting, drinking anything with it?
>>675994370
Heyo, Cowgirl. Up to anything?
>>675994240
Thanks anon!
>Konata
Top-tier waifu
>>675994370
>If you're alive you can keep going
Y-you're right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=622ue-t7PHc
>
>>675994868
Now, go to settings. You must set a @username
>>675994869
Just tea, I am not very good with alcohol.
>>675994956
>Top-tier waifu
Thanks Anon, Emi is also a top tier waifu in my opinion.
Who was it that posted this in the thread earlier?
It would have been a couple weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drkySj02STI
Ayy
I'm still tired
>claimed
>>675995001
Sorry @Beliwaifu. Thought the name was the user name
>>675994869
im doing good handman
im not doing anything though lmao
>>675995254
Directed it to Stocking. Thank you.
Now, I must go. I am quite busy.
>>675994640
>Insult other waifus
So what? Just like everyone else, I downloaded the images of my Waifu off of the internet. So I didn't feel like renaming all 133 images, is that a crime against /waifu/?
I don't think I broke any rules, and quite frankly I'm insulted that you're basing your trust of me based on my files names seeing as I've been talking with all of over the past couple days and you didn't notice until just now.
>>675995241
Welcome back to the thread Anon.
best suit girl claimed
what's up all? what are we listening to?
>>675993787
Choosing the wrong sister...
>>675994841
Those eggs certainly are colorful. Haven't done any eggs myself because I'm a filthy heretic.
Hope you feel better soon, buddy.
>pats throat
>>675995065
Mmm, that's even better for reading. Tea really helps just fit that whole calm mood, can't see myself drinking alcohol with a good book either.
I just get like Stalking when I drink.
>>675995241
Don't wanna get some more rest, buddy?
>pat pat
>>675995302
Glad to hear it, Mugi. Ah, just taking the lazy approach I see. Pretty much how it goes on a Saturday, practically doing the same thing over here.
>>675995519
Heyo, suit female. Not much man, hope you're doing well.
Listening to a review right now.
>>675995519
Yoooo, Akira's back
What's up?
>I'm listening to Sonic music
>Speed is life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=622ue-t7PHc
>>675995632
yeeaahhh boy
livin the life ;^)
>>675994869
Building stuff, taking a break for lunch right now.
>>675994956
http://webmshare.com/play/YX9XO
>pomf.cat is donw
>>675995458
>I don't think I broke any rules
That's because you didn't
>quite frankly I'm insulted that you're basing your trust of me based on my files names
This one I recognize, so yeah, you're the real one
>seeing as I've been talking with all of over the past couple days and you didn't notice until just now.
I was gone for a week and just got back the other day, so no
>>675995416
Ok. I'll be waiting
still claimed
>>675995241
Ayyyy
>>675995519
Hey Akira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKIzQXvP8O4
>>675995632
How does patting a throat work?
Actually never mind, keep doing it.
>>675995519
Welcome to the thread Anon, not listening to anything but reading a book.
>>675995632
> can't see myself drinking alcohol with a good book either.
That is a good point.
>>675996161
Welcome to the thread Anon, nice choice.
>>675995519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJH6J9ga04
Same thing as last time (part of a playlist, so it's just a coincidence)
>>675994640
>>675993973
Does this make me a waifu now?
Seriously, I was in a thread yesterday where someone pretend to be Juri using the exact images, and files-names Juri uses. What sort of merit is an easily edited file name if anyone can just come in and download everything straight from the thread?
Actually, what sort of merit is that at all?
>>675995917
That's some Shia LaBeouf level of motivation.
I don't know where or how you found that, but I'm keeping it. Thanks bestbro
sup negros
>>675996298
>>675996161
My favorite Lucky Star character ;^)
>Mugi
>>675995458
You could just select all of them and rename them that way, but if want to be lazy about the way your waifu is treated then that's up to you.
>insulted
Strong word to use in a barely functional online circlejerk. This isn't real life, don't act like it is.
>I don't think I broke any rules
There are no rules here, except those stated at the front, it's only a novelty thing, it makes you look better to the loosely connected 'community'.
Claimed
Hands off
Shiro claimed.
>>675996502
>>675996161
>>675996298
>Lucky Star
What is this? Amateur hour?
>>675995519
Dead Kennedys - Kill the Poor
>>675996738
But i wanna touch iiiiiittttt
>>675996429
My best friend irl whose a personal trainer sent it to me so thank him.
>>675996853
Touch the cow. Do it now
>>675996853
>>675996941
Beat me to it.
>>675996941
But i dont want to touch the cow, i want to touch >>675996738
>>675995840
Yup, wouldn't have it any other way.
>>675995917
Hope the lunch is good. What are ya building?
>>675996161
Still adorable.
>>675996294
Well, you're coughing so I'd imagine that would feel good. I don't know.
>continuous throat pats
>>675996738
>suggestive hands
>>675996461
Not much man, you?
>>675997120
>i dont want to touch the cow
>>675997005
\(^-^)/
>>675995471
Thanks
>>675995632
I want to, but there's no real point
>>675996294
ayy lmao
>>675996350
Ms. Pauling has a point.
>Maybe I should rename all of my filenames to incredibly outlandish and ridiculous names so people know it's me
>Implying people even care that I post on these boards
>>675997192
no, no, this cow i wanna tochi tochi
>>675996502
i always thought she didnt get enough air time, i know shes a background character but....
>>675997343
>ayy lmao
Atago~
>>675997162
We're finally building that smoke house, frame's all up just need to put the siding and roofing and stuff on.
>>675997377
>>675996042
I've been lurking but only started posting the last two days (that's excluding today), but I do remember you coming back, just don't think we've really talked.
>>675996675
I could, but I was considering renaming each one to correspond with the image so I could easily cycle through different reactions.
>Insulted
And yet you and others were ready to judge me based off of the title of the image. Not just as ridiculous?
>>675996675
Yeah, but I like that it gives it a grain of merit.
>>675997343
You get some good rest, that would probably help make you feel even better.
I mean, you don't have to. It's always nice having you around anyway, just rather it's with good health.
>>675997372
>I-I care though.
>>675997547
Mmm, that sounds nice. Wish I had something like that. When do you think y'all will get it done?
>>675997732
If we keep working on it it should be mostly done today and we could probably finish it up tomorrow.
That's if we keep working on it as much as we were this morning.
sorry i'm late. emperor of mankind claimed
>>675998359
kek
>>675998243
Oh I forgot to say we're going back to work now so I'll see you guys in a bit.
>>675997726
I don't care what you do here, but people have been judged based on the filename here before, specifically tumblr as well. It's better now than later.
I'm not here for you or anyone else for that matter, I'm here cause it's fun, and until it stops being fun or it dies out I'll be here. I know this seems short sided, but that's me.
>>675998359
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675998553
See you later Anon.
>>675998243
Nice. Hope that gets done soon, always nice to have a smoker on hand.
>>675998638
I wonder how short she actually is, it's never really clarified in the manga/anime/webcomic.
I'd guess around 5'3 or something.
>>675998553
Alright man, see ya later. Stay safe.
Tenryuu claimed
How are you today guys?
I am hurt inside. Someone besides me waifus kagami hiiragi.
>>675999315
Heyo Tenryuu.
Can't complain, it's a Saturday.
Your day going well?
>>675999098
I always thought she would be 5'4 or something, but our assumptions aren't all that different.
>>675999315
Hey Tenryuu
Still sick, but getting better.
>>675999315
hi tenryuu, what brings you out of port today?
>>675999315
It's going okay, yours?
>>675999315
im good how about you
Lurking
>>675999315
today's been pretty good, but nothing interesting has happened.
>>675999865
That's also pretty reasonable. Though, people like Saitama in the anime aren't that tall either. He's only like 5'9 apparently.
I don't know, all I know is that people have balls to insult someone with telekinetic powers.
>>676000326
>patting
>>675999736
Always. Woke up late, went to buy some stuff and preparing for a too long train ride tomorrow. Could be worse.
>>675999876
As long as you don't die.....
>>675999921
Adventures and my cat who doesn't really like the idea that i sleep when he can't sleep...
>>676000053
Could be worse.
>>676000148
Pretty normal when you think that's Saturday. But hey, tomorrow all-you-can-eat bacon.
>>676000362
So a pretty normal Saturday so far
>>676000326
Hey Marie Rose
>>676000563
Im not promising anything
Miho claimed
>>676000888
Hi Miho!
>Triptrips checked, dayum
>>676000888
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>676000959
>>676001019
Hello
>>676000888
>>676000563
Damn man, always taking train rides. Sorry to hear that.
Up to anything right now?
>>676000888
Heyo Miho.
>>676001399
Nice dubs
>>676000888
>>676001467
"panties"
>>676001478
>>676001596
Hello
>>676000888
damn those are some nice trips
>>676001596
>>676001929
You sleep well, buddy?
>>676002056
>Bare hand touching phallus
>Lewd
>>676001929
D-Don't mention that here!
>>676002238
Kind of. I need another nap soon.
>>676002392
Can i use your butt as a pillow?
>>676002749
Only because you asked nicely.
Welp guys. I dun goofed.
I was stick welding as I always do. But I got a little tired and stopped paying attention. So I just hammered my stick into a piece of metal (hammering means touching the metal with your tool). Got the stick stuck, and when trying to remove it ( after removing the stick from the arc gun) it fling into my chest and burnt my shirt through my welding suit.
I now have a burnt shirt and hot belly button : (
>>676003220
Its so soft and squishy.
>>676003358
So you have a warm feeling in your tummy? Couldn't that just be from the love you feel for your waifu?
>>676000888
I think I'll have her too, she looks fun
>>676002749
Alright man, hope you enjoy your nap. Up to anything right now?
>>676003358
Sorry to hear that, hope you're not burned too bad, man.
>pat
>>676003520
Anyone of you ever play a sport?
Only now thinking of this because of you guys talking about squishyass cheeks.
I use to play rugby, and an ass spank would always determine who you want to pass to.
If you slap an ass and you get a squishy sound and feel. Probably not the best teamate as all that squishyness is pure cheeseburger. But if you slap an ass and get a nice strong whipping noise. That was your guy.
Ps; windmill ass slaps are my favorite
>>676003927
Just sitting in this thread and teamspeak.
>>676003520
You can use it whenever you'd like, dumie.
>>676003583
Could just be a 24,000 °C stick touching my belly
>>676004443
Kinda feels the same, doesn't it?
>>676004234
>You can use it whenever you'd like
Rubs face in butt. To tired to be lewd right now.
>>676004093
Ah, alright. Just doing the usual, sounds good.
Not doing much myself either.
>>676004760
I'm too stuffed to be lewd just ate a pizza, though I'll happily comply later.
Well back to welding. I'll see you giys again sometime soon, probably in like 20-30 mins
>employer is laughing and calling me a dumbass. I love working here lmao
>>676004858
Yeah.....
>>676005125
Ok but that wont be for like another 12 hours.
>>676005166
Alright man, see you. Stay safe.
>>676001478
>Up to anything right now?
Playing some KanColle, maybe playing some WoWs later.....the usual stuff.
>>676003583
Hallo Shiro. Alles klar im Süden?
>>675997250
One glass of Atago milk, please.
Did i miss something?
>>676005416
I'm a patient man. Not to mention I can wake up a bit earlier since it's weekend.
You can't have her, she's mine
>>676005416
Well, you're usually using that Teamspeak. So I just assume it's your usual time pisser.
>>676005672
Nobody wants a slut
>>676005660
Ill be out Ubering later so i may not be home till like 4am est
>>675993973
Is this thing still going on, Holsts?
>>676005581
Miss something? Not that I know of
>>676005825
You make a sad individual.
>>676005843
Heyo, Ruri-kun.
>>676005778
>time pisser
You know me to well
>>676005843
¡Hola, Ruri!
>¿Me he perdido algo? ¿Ha pasado algo antes?
>>676005804
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>676006063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU
>>676006023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vWDJEwZZY
Man, i surely love chocolate with strawberries in it.
>>676006304
https://youtu.be/fsGDtCFPkxk
>>676006265
My bad anon just a little banter m8 :^)
>>676006603
That was very sad, I cri.
>>676006603
MY FUCKING EARS!!!!
>>676006130
Heh, usually read most posts in the thread. That's probably why.
I piss my time away on Skype, we might be in the same club, who knows.
>>676006603
FFFFUUUUCCKKKKK
Dammit Tats! Why did I listen to that?
>>676006603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkCNGzE28W8
>>675993726
I don't care what you say about my waifu. IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN! I WILL.....well....I'll die....
Tsukuyo outclasses them all
>>676006603
>>676006853
>>676006978
>>676007033
Everone's freaking out and I'm assuming it's something super loud and headphone-breaking
>>676006775
>>676007363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
>>676007464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHHH9T2e-H4
>>676007338
Yes
>>676007338
You're absolutely right
>Nice tiddies tho
>>676007338
Yea, something like that.
I got lucky in the fact that i have my sound down to 10%
>>676006603
kek
>>676006109
Oh, hey there, hand buddy.
How's your day so far?
>>676006238
¡Hola Emi!
>La verdad es que no se trata de algo que válga la pena mencionar, yó siendo hipersensible sobre pequeñeces.
>>676007338
>Sad Violin [Ear rape Version]
It's in the title
>>676007464
Portal is literally perfect. Good taste.
>>676007911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0TAxLjkdFU
>>676007606
I was the first person to know they were nice
Atago~
