What would you say?
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What would you say?
>>675979577
Check em
Original Poster is a faggot
>>675979577
nigger tongue my anus
That's what your mom ordered.
>>675979577
My girlfriend is calling me
i play world of warcraft
>>675979577
Do you post on 4chan?
>>675979577
My cousin is so hott.
>>675980217
Beat me to it
>>675979577
They almost caught bigfoot
>>675979577
Do you watch JacksFilms?
>>675979577
I really like this picture
>>675979577
When do we do anal?
>>675979577
Did I do it right op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/hollywouldx/
i am vegan and you?
>>675979577
Did you take a shower?
uuargh, you smell like shit.
I have a small dick
[Date's name], you are very beautiful.
How is dinner, m'lady?
>>675979577
Why are you so desperate?
>>675979577
You got that puss stank?
>>675979577
hipster faggots are cool people
>>675979577
"are you cool with anal?"
Are you on the rag?
Hitler literally did nothing wrong
>>675979577
I recently changed my sex.
>>675979577
Lets make america great again.
Who is your favorite pony?
>>675979577
i killed fifty child prostitutes
I wish you were five
I deeply care about you.
You want the old lickaroo?
Hi i am a normie
The Jews did nine eleven.
Black people are cool though
I came, now leave please.
Black people? Fuck this shit.
Take your shoes off please.
>>675979577
>>675979733
>>675980822
this is a dubs thread
You are too old, sorry
You're my favorite girl. Seriously.
i'll just pop this here
>>675979577
jet fuel melts steel beams
>>675979577
I love you, (wrong fist and last name)
>>675980994
kek
Why are you so beautiful?
My dick is 2 inches.
She will have the salad.
>>675979577
You like dudes with HIV?
>>675979577
A threesome with my mom?
I love you very much.
>>675979577
You're not your sister though...
>>675979577
Do you like to vape?
>>675979577
Do you browse dank memes?
Hitler did not anything wrong
I own my own business.
Your skin looks very wearable
>Chek em
>>675979577
Take it in the ASS
Sit on my face now.
>>675980753
>>675981120
>Except not finishing the job.
Date saved with another five words from your date.
>>675979577
I have shagged your mother.
I volunteer once a week.
I bet yours is bigger
you must eat the eggs
>>675979577
How loose is your pussy?
Let's talk about your life.
>>675979577
I can't, I'm a vegan.
>>675979577
Oh you look like Hitler.
>>675979577
I'm such an alpha male
I have a tiny penis.
4chan has seen you nude
>>675981144
checked
Do you like to dance?
>>675979577
Finger tongue my Stinky arse
I'm going to rape you.
winner
>>675981055
>>675980822
second
>>675980575
>>675981039
the rest even if looking bad at the first glance could be considered like pick up jokes like
>>675980759
>>675980610
>>675981049
others could be considered like freeky but match with a freaky girl
>>675979858
Underrated as fuck
I like 9gag and reddit
Also, check 'em
>>675979577
i live with my parents
Have you heard of 4Chan?
I am a good guy.
Please shit on my chest.
I'm always here for you.
>>675979577
>You look like my mom.
burp on my wiener please
Don't give me aids again
Is this food halal?
Let's play a game beautiful
>>675981533
Checked
anal, anal, anal, anal, pleeeeeease?
I am a wealthy man.
I'm voting for Donald Trump.
>>675981623
Kek
Hi, I am your date.
>>675979577
Do you think this is twitter you cum guzzling faggot?
You want the old Licarooo?
>>675981533
czeched
I run a local charity.
I'mma just pop this here.
*puts hand on knee*
I'M ETHAN BRADBURY
I think I love you
Instead of words you could always just show them this ..
This is my first time.
Who are you voting for?
>>675979577
Shhhhh, it won't hurt.
Much.
>>675981714
love how you faggots think this is an insult
You're my first fat girl.
>>675979577
Sorry, my wife was nagging.
I post on 4chan /b/.
>>675979577
Careful, watch my katana.
>>675979733
Dubs hath spoken
>>675979577
this is the art of
I really love your eyes.
>>675979577
I like weed and lego
>>675979577
I am a chronic masturbator.
I like to get pegged
>>675979577
You Look Different Off Grinder
Will you scratch my balls?
Wanna see my (fur/clopping/shota/loli) collection?
>>675979577
I have warts and herpes.
>>675981957
Well, most women sure do, so consider that date done.
>>675979577
How's your bra?
I think I have AIDS
Do you have feminine penis?
I have a waifu bitch
Are we fucking, or what?
>>675979577
I love bernie sanders mate
>>675979577
I am a male feminist.
hello i have autismo pls
You're paying for this meal
Sometimes I poop my pants.
You are just so beautiful...
I'm an extremely depressing person
That is a short version of what I always say anyways
Got your sister's number?
>>675981714
Kek
My band just got signed.
What's new in your life?
>>675982346
I am a pessimist.
You really like the butter
What dog are you betting?
Daaaaaaaamn DANIEL, back at it- she just left
There's nothing wrong with Jews
I'm streaming this on Twitch.
>>675979577
I get dubs on 4chan
One Gram of daiminds wieghs 15
My tits are bigger, faggot
>>675982556
That feel when no face.
>>675979577
I made Sonichu's webcomic
Want to have sex tonight?
Don't swallow, I want it.
You are my north star.
So you're paying for this?
>>675979577
It's just a prank bro
>>675979577
Have you heard of /pol/?
i am a transgender feminist
I have aids and hiv
>>675982613
Stupid fucking european shit detected.
By the way, I'm american.
Want to see my micropenis?
>>675982709
Her response:
>Oooh, kinky!
>>675979577
"get in the trunk"
Hi, my name's Jared Fogle
Wanna see my new fedora
>>675979577
So when do we fuck?
(could work!)
Are you pre-op or post-op?
you are a mysoginistic cissy
>>675979577
Did you gain some weight?
>>675979577
I would like seven kids
>>675982709
kek
What do you wanna order?
Got us tickets to BvS.
>>675981144
All these fucking black people.
>>675979577
You remind me of mother.
I loke your (jugs/melons)
>>675980403
I'd dropkick the bitch
>>675979577
my sister loves my cock
Dhdhdu shhjrop gdhgrtv xacdjcj qwfdaf
I only listen to Nickleback
>>675980416
>>675980832
underrated posts
>>675979577
Isn't McDonald's great, my angel?
do you like feminine penis
>>675982173
>Looks at liberal women
>Looks at conservative women
Yeah.... enjoy that choice son.
>>675979577
You smell better in person
>>675983137
Kek
>>675981968
Good one
>>675979577
Your fur is so soft!
>>675979577
YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME
do you like anal sex
>>675983240
No.. It's: You smell better awake.
Make me a sandwitch, bitch.
>>675980401
That's only four words jackass
>>675979577
Mating horses is my job.
>>675983210
He's polling terribly with GOP women, too. So, good luck with that magical unicorn.
I've been unemployed for years.
I think I just sharted
Have you accepted Joseph Smith?
>>675979577
My herpes tastes delicious, try!
>>675979577
Do you post on /b/?
>>675983353
>lrn2countfag
I dont have any money.
>>675980847
Kek
>>675979577
/b/ros don't get the girls.
>>675979577
But Hitler did nothing wrong
>>675979577
I love sharing unshareable pics.
>>675983571
What..?
>>675982037
Kek
You want the old lickaroo?
>>675979577
Your mom wears your clothes?
>>675979577
I lied, I'm not batman.
This isn't my final form
I dated an autist before. *bail*
>>675983467
They REALLY almost caught bigfoot.
>>675979577
Shall we split the bill?
I have a twitter following
hue hue hue hue hue
>>675981586
this.
Wamna see my 11 inches?
You're perfect for mating with.
>>675979577
You like my NAMBLA shirt?
>>675979577
1. Care
2. to
3. see
4. my
5. dungeon?
I'm in a cult.
>>675981263
Underrated.
>>675979577
So you like MLP too
>>675980978
Top kek
When do I pay you?
>>675981957
Well since voting for Trump probably means you're retarded... I think it is
>>675979577
I'm working to legalize rape
I memorized your routing number
>>675979577
I only speak in fives
Niggas ain't so bad.
>>675979577
I'm cut.
You're facebook picture's lyin
... tbqhfam.
>>675979577
Does your Mom like threesomes?
I use medicinal cocaine
I love kids like you
No, Stop talking. You're ugly.
>>675983801
>this nigga
I forgot my Spider-Man wallet.
< 8 > Offical leak of this bitch http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/qG4bWvpe/file.html
>>675984182
I love your kids
I love League of Legends
vaginal sex better then anal
I vape on regular basis.
>>675984046
>i dont know what im talking about
>just call him a retard quick
>>675984231
>improved
Mmmmmmmm. I love your kids
>>675984219
Kek
Can I have your netflix?
>>675979577
ISIS has a cool song
Doc said I have aids
I do not buy diamonds.
care to sniff my asshole?
>>675979577
I sneeze every time I'm aroused *sneezes*
>>675979577
I go to 4chan everyday
You are kind of fat.
>>675981812
Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
>>675979577
I have a small dick
Will you pay the bill?
Check this cool cock-rash!
And: "Hey my name is Tyrone"
>>675984231
Get in the van already?
>>675984332
Likely followed up by..
Mmmmm, yes I like em 12 and under
Do you enjoy the melody in death grips?
>>675979577
You know, you're really cute!
Eat whatever you want fatty.
Can I smell your vagina?
>>675979577
YOU HAVE PERFECTLY TINY HANDS
This isn't one I've said, but it's one I want to say. Because omg she has the tiniest perfect hands.
May I pleasure your insides?
>>675984169
And have a medical condition that's preventing me from counting to 5.
>>675979577
Yes I am only 5'4''
>>675981263
Oh yeah
Oh sorry, I'm not gay
Do you have gag reflex?
I've been rejected (x # of times..)
>>675984663
what you're gonna if she agree?
>>675979577
I like roman showers.
Hello, my name is Tyrone
>>675984517
If their age is on the clock,
They're old enough to take the cock
>>675984780
It doesn't have to be 5... It's funnier if you can ruin it under 5 words.
Anal mucus, hot or not?
They're out to get me.
Have you ever been fisted?
>>675979577
'forgot cum in microwave.
>>675984830
Just poke it with my medivial doctor mask's beak. Duh.
>>675984906
They are ripe as can be!!
I hate niggers and puppies
Do you like my fedora?
Do you like Bad Dragon?
>>675979577
I'm out of cash.
If you don't swallow leave.
So do you like anime?
I drink my own piss.
can I fuck your sister?
>>675984937
Well then. I guess "Hi" is enough for most anons.
Can I have a ride home?
Lemme' tongue-punch your fart box.
>>675979577
If I pay for this will you suck my dick?
>>675980911
Nice get, allahu
Does this smell like chloroform?
Have you been dewormed before?
>>675979577
One Happy Meal please.
I'm a registered cuck.
>>675979577
>i don't have a job.
>will you pay for dinner?
>>675985426
How would that ruin the date? That's how all my favorite dates have ended..
Can you pay for dinner?
So um I have aids
>>675979577
7 yearolds are so sexy
I voted for Obama twice
I spend time on /b/
>>675979577
Do you stream on chaturbate.com?
Is your mum still single?
Left my wallet elsewhere, pay?
>>675983797
Isn't that normal?
Feminine penis is not gay
Tick tick tick ALLAHU AKBAR
>>675985669
Well no, usually not.
And if they don't want to split, but continue the date then it's me who will leave.
Through the bathroom window that is.
>>675983473
>Only has over 50 percent of GOP women
You know which GOP women hate trump? The fat and ugly ones who hate that he talks shit about undesirable women.
Look at feminists, the tumblr feminists, the ones who say "You cant slut shame, fat shame or any other shame women, and if you reject sex with me its rape"
All nasty women, you know why? Cause they have to band together.
So who do you think the type of woman Trump is detested by? Tumblr feminsts, the attractive women are attracted to the strong types.
Deal with it loser.
So.. So far has 4chan been able to succesfully make it past first base with a gril? If not I suggest we do a social experiment, cruel if not executed correctly..
>>675985853
In my country it's normal. I literally never met anyone who doesn't split the bill.
>>675985426
how's that gonna ruin your date? unless she catches on and runs
I'm a registered sex offender
>>675985893
Take all of this and what started it back to /pol/ Now.
I like ponies.
>>675986171
I like trains.
>>675985959
In my country there's plenty of girls who don't.
Then again these girls are usually the type who think they're better than they actually are.
>>675986203
I like cereal.
>>675985893
or maybe it's because he doesnt nothing for women's rights but okay we'll go with they're all fat and dumb
typical republican, doesn't know shit about the issue just assumes anyone that opposes his viewpoint is dumb or less than in some way
>shggydggy
>>675986221
Do you live in Americunt?
>>675986239
I like potatoes.
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>>675986271
Nah. Europe.
Have a (tampon/pad)?
>>675986358
Where?
