Romance 101. Get in here faggots and let me learn you some shit.
>>675977490
>let me learn you
>learn you
>learn
Lost my shit already, god damn
dubs decide
Seems legit.
impersonate tai lopez meme
>>675977702
This
Show her your library
>>675977490
>>675977661
dubs decide is a shit idea, just take what ever you think is a good line fgt.
if your intrested your sense of humor is a good idea but tone it down just a bit and you're gana have to come clean about the lambo thing
>>675977856
So she's like 30?
>>675978059
nice
>>675978059
Bitch doesn't even know she's being meme'd hard.
>>675977856
>how old are your teeth?
>>675978346
having a ferrari and calling it a LAMBORGHINI
>topkek
also make her finger herself to get extra KNAWLEDGE
>>675978346
Keep delivering OP, this is good shit.
>>675978346
Get tai Lopez tits
Texting pro-tips for non faggots and non fuckbois
>NEVER end a neutral statement with lol
>NEVER end any statement with idk
>Try your best to have questions as statements, letting the other person infer what you want. i.e instead of "what are you doing later?" say "I'm free later, we should do something."
>TYPE HER NAME INSTEAD OF YO OR HEY. Chicks love that shit, especially when its you initiating contact.
>Stop typing walls of text. If its too long just say you'll talk about it when you see her.
>Use proper english you dumbass.
>Stop being an overeager faggot. Mirror her timing. If she's slow, go make a sandwich then reply.
>Fuck your emoticons.
>>675978687
I'm not getting any of your messages any more
We'll have to communicate with pictures
Show me your tits if you want to go for a ride in my LAMBORGHINI
>>675978819
my LAMBORGHINI runs on BOOB UNITS. You must have enough boob units to fuel your lamborghini
>>675978989
Kekking
>>675978989
/bro did you just search for pics to use for shit like this?
kek/10
>>675979156
thats tai lopez niga
>>675979156
It's Tai Lopez
>>675979202
never heard of him cracker
This shit might actually work. Holy fuck.
>>675979282
She looks fat
>>675979275
newshit detected
>>675979282
Ask her to show you lunch
You're hungry
>>675979309
He's trying to be nice to get the nudes, faggot.
>she looks fat
And you seem like a typical betafag
>>675979404
She's pregnant you retard
>>675978779
Kill yourself
>>675979456
No fucking shit, spedfag, but he's being nice to get the nudes
>>675979456
fucking beta
>>675979585
but she's being MEME'D
>>675979585
>can I go to the bathroom in your mouth
>how old are your teeth
>being nice to get the nudes
>>675979689
And you're not progressing much in your Aspergers therapy sessions
>>675979282
This is gold keep going
>>675979829
Aspergers therapy lessons? I actually have autism and I don't take therapy for it.
>>675979787
You're so hood
>>675979818
some people just don't get it...its ok newfag, don't feel bad
>>675979818
There's no other way to get nudes without being nice unless you've paid for them.
>>675979942
I can tell you have autism, your social skills are lower than the sluts on Kik threads.
![Need+the+cringe+i+m+needing+some+good+old+fashion+cringe_14bcd7_5515431[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/clqgBW5.gif "Need+the+cringe+i+m+needing+some+good+old+fashion+cringe_14bcd7_5515431[1].gif")
>Let me learn you
>Learn you
>keeps repeating chica every fucking sentence
>"you like my haircut"
>hitting on a 2/10
>was already knocked up
Losing it oh my fucking goddddd
>>675980073
it's a meme you dip
>>675978687
Holy shit I can't stop laughing
>>675979404
We found the autist
>>675979787
>>675980330
>kekekek lmfao
>>675979404
>>675980330
OPs seems like a funny guy
>>675980415
And you're here keeping tabs on a romance thread, so who's the real loser?
>>675980330
If she sends tits, I'm gonna laugh my ass off. You gotta be a dumb cunt to get seduced by a half-meme/half-bad-impression-of-a-cholo-gangster.
>>675980629
you lol
>>675980330
>this works
>i got learned
>>675980679
lol rekt him lol
>>675980679
Hilarious and original
>>675980073
that whole tai lopez thing went straight over your head, hm buddy?
>>675980719
Get her to send it through camera
>>675980719
Kek
>>675980719
wut
OH MY GOD SHE SENT TITS 10/10
>>675980719
op is a god
>>675980734
I'm just in it for the lols
>>675980719
This has to be fake lol. No way Cholo Tai Lopez got some tits.
>>675980629
Yep definetely you
>>675980679
/agree
I'll think about it means no can confirm
>>675978139
Does not even sense make.
>>675980719
why does her profile pic look like some kind of rapist stock photo
Bitch be dumb
>>675978346
>cool glasses
"romancing" a droopy titted autist. brilliant, anon
>>675980792
This is fucking gold
>>675980792
my nigga
Keep it coming op, ask for ass
if you have any kik sluts suggest them to OP we need more
LEARN ME OP
>>675980792
She asked for more which means she'd obviously send more
op is black jesus
>>675981111
quads observed
This concludes today's romance lesson. I can't believe this shit worked. Couldn't have happened without the support of b and the dumbest cunts in the world. I'll hang around and answer questions for a bit.
>>675980775
>cam
/agree, tai don't want no pics meant for other niggas
>>675981111
Quads confirm
OP is just a rich douche this has 0% to do with romance, set you "LAMBORGHINI" on fire and go sit in it you mutelated tumorcell
Nychickxoxo
>>675981143
Post credit scene, there may be a candy part 2 in the future. Let's see how it goes b.
>>675981173
you really think...oh wait, nvm newfag
Jesscrayfish (likes to be dominated)
Hummerkit
s.a.r.a.c.
OP, will you tell her it was a meme? Just for me, daddio?
>>675981143
What's your "usual" tactic for getting girls' nudes, not involving Tai Lopez.
>>675980657
Hahahahaha I LOVE IT LOVE IT
>>675981288
go back to the kik thread, this is learnin time
>>675981111
quad cuntfirm
>>675981337
there is no other tactic, obviously
>>675980719
what
>>675981173
CANDACE?!!?
>>675980657
Women are so materialistic that they'll do anything for a rich man. If 50 Shades was about some average looking douche who has a regular 9-5 living in an apartment instead of a wealthy middle aged man, the book would have been dismissed as perverted and misogynistic. Women are filthy whores and hypocrites.
Fucking cholo Tsi with the golf move
>>675981378
Just got off the horn with the executives and it looks like we will in fact be greenlighting candy part 2, probably tomorrow. Don't want to come off desperate, after all tai Lopez has KNOWLEDGE
OP tips for shutting down other guys also when/how to touch when you're at friend stage
>>675981378
kinda feel bad for her, she seems desperate as fuck. 26 and (apparently at least) 2 kids, dating must be hell.
FINISH IT EARLY YOU FUCK
>>675981531
Cholo Tai with the gold move, you fucked there anon
>>675977649
>I'm not familiar with English enough to know that is a correct phrase
Question for op. How'd you find her kik? Usually I use insta
>>675981467
>women are filthy whores and hypocrites.
>is on a thread about getting nudes from whores
>hypocrite
>hypocrite.
>>675981604
OP here, show her your LAMBORGHINI and fuck her right in the pussy. Compliment her teeth. Bitches love that shit.
>>675981326
Fucking beta.
>>675981378
is this real life or did she just put out for the youtube ad guy?
>>675981711
yuuuuuup
we need a new kik account for Tai
>>675981759
OP here, I got the kik from someone in another thread. She is actually the third girl I did this to today. I'll be around with more, this has gotten pretty popular.
>>675980792
>>675981831
LOL BETAFAG xdddddddddddddddddddddddd
i get all the pussy :^)
OP a suggestion here. You will get white-knighted. In future threads of this you may make, censor the name of the chick.
>>675981461
What
>>675981935
I dont even message chicks from other threads cause they get spammed too much and catch on or get annoyed
>>675981467
All that had nothing to do with money the op is just a pimp I bet he could get tits posing as a homeless man.
>>675977702
>>675977702
Haha yes, OP is catfishing.
For those who don't know Tai Lopez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZGNLDywn8hgzqrC9Mlz_Pw
>>675982064
Nah doesnt work like that, candice c isnt her username
>>675982064
Good idea, may do this from now on. This was a grass roots campaign and I trusted B. We did this together boys. The meme too dank.
>>675982064
Good idea, but if he censors the chick's name, these autists will start accusing him of being fake.
>>675982094
agree, he got the win with humor.
legit thread op, thanks for making my morning
>>675982141
Her username WAS listen in thread though, so it was risky of me to do it this way. My trust paid off and B won the day.
>>675981835
She didn't put anything out newfag. She only showed her titties. Putting out is where you get to stick your small ass dick in her vagoo without a rape charge.
>>675982128
You're a bit slow aren't you?
>>675982330
>>675982330
Did i read through the comments before i posted? No, but I catch your drift.
Faker than Mia Khalifas tits
>>675978779
actual good advice. the fuck is your problem asshole?
>>675982219
There was already people accusing it of being fake lol. Literally no way to prove otherwise. OP here, hope you enjoyed. Candace part 2 drops tomorrow morning.
>>675982470
find better prey next time. step your game up
>>675982141
>>675982152
>>675982219
Pretty sure we'll be able to tell when it's fake or nah. Just be the first faggot who uses his brain and start censoring, so the entertainment is more lasting.
Some OC too, boyos.
>>675982568
Candace will probably be a regular on romance 101, but I'm definitely down for trying other girls too. Just gonna play it by ear and see how it goes.
>>675982684
Fuck i should have done a thread like this years ago
Hey OP, is your name Ethan? I think I've met you before.
>>675982818
I'm fine with you doing a spin off series, just remember you must license the right to use the term Romance, and Tai Lopez is a copyrighted persona of yours truly as I will hunt you down and sue you into a fucking black hole if you try to steal my 4channel subscribers.
>>675983063
Piss off ya cunt.
>>675980852
No it means, keep trying I'm interested and dont want to look too easy
>>675983052
Close, except there's no E in my name, and it actually sounds more like Larrison, Mr. Ford approves.
You fags are so dumb this shit is so fucking fake I mean its fun to read but deffo fake
>>675983344
THIS
>>675983260
*SKIP TO FUCKING TOMORROW, GO TO THE OLD THREAD AND FIND S'MORE SLUTS."
>>675983344
We found the autist, guys.
>>675983400
OP here, def not fake. Two threads full of wins AND losses from different girls, this one was just really successful. There will be more.
>>675983502
ever get anyone who knows tai and calls you out?
>>675982470
Well done OP it looks to be a promising Easter
>>675983455
>>675983344
That's an insult to everyone who's actually autistic. At least they can fucking tell the difference between real and fake.
>>675983436
Can't fam. Sleep soon. Same time tomorrow I will have round 2 ready to go, hopefully with different girls also.
>>675983562
Yep. There's lots of meme aware chicks out there, for those make a new account and come at them with a different meme. Saul Good'man.
>>675983502
Whatever point is she supposedly took the pic same time yet it was gallery plus who stops at just 1 tit pic OP probably got tired of kik himself or his accomplice grew tired
>kekekek
>>675980073
I agree if you're going to troll her atleast pick a hot chick not some illegal immigrant with multiple anchors
>>675983633
what date is it for you
>>675978779
Bruh, sure, emoticons are cringe when you're talking to friends, but it's different in the case of talking to women.
Source: I chat with women.
Also emoticons are how I found out that ":3" is the horny face. Kek
>>675983744
First rule of thumb with this shit especially with kik names from a /b/ kik thread is to make sure she is real not fake nothing suggests otherwise from the screenshots OP posted
>>675983848
:3 is one of the most versatile emoticons ever created in history. It can mean "I'm horny", "Tell me more", "I'm interested", and so much more, dude.
>>675983976
OP he's right you know
>>675983836
27-3-16 why?
>>675983976
not op, i was talking with her as well and she stopped responding when op got hold of her...candy is legit
>>675984222
>kekek haha whatever fag
>>675984087
All he did was prove it wasn't fake, or at the least give his approval of legitness.
>>675984222
Trips noticed. OP here, sorry for cockblockin, hopefully was worth it.
>>675984447
very worth it, i gotta step up my game...thanks for the lesson
>>675978139
What the fuck is this even
>>675981762
That's not hypocrisy you cuck. He would be a hypocrite if he was a materialistic whore asking for nudes. Read a dictionary, faggot.
>>675984814
Real
>>675983197
When I say I'll think about it it means no
>>675986176
That's because you're a faggot
Does anyone know how to hack facebook or skype?
>>675988382
make a thread about it faggot
>>675988382
You can't "hack" facebook or skype, only social engineer your way into a password.
Go kill yourself.
i just hack whatsapp accounts faggot
