whats the most money you have made illegally
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whats the most money you have made illegally
7$
Worked cash-in-hand as a barista. Made a few thousand dollars. But I guess this isn't what you were looking for.
About tree fiddy
I sold X for a while in college to help pay my tuition. I made a little under $17,000 over a 3 year span.
>>675977479
If illegal includes tax evasion, then about 200k, otherwise none. I don't do criminal shit.
$200
In high school find out how to Torrent. Back in 2010. Sold movies for $5 for 3 movies. Teacher even asked me to torrent tv.
>>675977479
little over 12k
>>675977868
>>675977897
so crime does pay ?
care to explain
>>675977479
€14-17,000 a year mostly from borrowing copper wiring
>>675977614
Same, but also sold pot out of the shop at the same time. At one point had about 100 regular customers, they'd place orders at the shop and I'd have it ready in a drop box later. My take was about a grand a week. Used it to pay off student loans so I'm not a complete shitheel.
About us$1.000 a day dealing cocaine. But I got busted and lost everything. Now I have a regular job and cant even afford a car.
Me and a friend stole 2 bikes at a school we were hanging out. then the owners mother came up to us and asked us if we've seen them, we said no but we got her phone number incase we found them. then 2 hours later we called her and said we some kids riding them and we got 25 bucks each for finding them.
>>675978163
how did they get you
At my fraternity I would let guys use the drunk or passed out sorority girls for a fee.
>>675978051
Kek, I used to do this. Pretty damn good money too. Lots of #1 around here that's borrowable*
$40,000
Cash.
My old company was bought out and was being phased into the new company, and while the move was taking place there were tons of people leaving and moving, no one was paying attention to anything during this time, so I was stealing large quantities of rare metals from work and saving them to turn in once it was officially closed.
I know a guy who knows a guy who can take those metals in to his own official paperwork and write it off. He paid me in one lump sum. Shit was literally cash yo.
Been stealing in restaurant i work in for the last 3 years... saved up 50k € so far..
Niggers
>>675978517
White boi
>>675978325
Got too greedy, started to sell to anyone not just regulars and tryed to move a boatload of dope at onde. Got busted, lost all the dope and had to spend the rest of the money to get a deal with the cops.
>>675978042
Nah, I don't think real crime pays. You'll most likely end up in prison. I made those 200k€ legally, I just didn't declare them. Not paying taxes always pays and if you're not totally stupid you won't get caught. But drug trafficking and other real criminal stuff will get you behind bars.
I used to cut food out of packages at grocery stores and stuff my dirty pockets with beef jerky and cheese. 100-200$ a week in food while working security
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>>675978659
Sure Anon, sure
>>675978051
Raided an apartment that was being built last week of all the copper in the space of 3 days while construction was suspended due to the storms. 4 guys helping me and still managed to make a decent cut of the profits
>>675978609
Did you have a regular job and just didn't declare taxes? Like, you just gambled the IRS (or tax agency in your country) wouldn't notice?
>>675978785
Depends how he keeps the money i guess
>>675977479
Back like 15 years ago I sold weed for a bit but I was really small time. Not sure how much I made because I was smoking half of my own profits and spending most of the rest on alcohol. Not like I kept a ledger.
>>675977479
Used to deal weed
I was the shittest dealer though
Probably made like $2000 profit, didn't do it for long.
>>675977797
god damn lochness monster
>>675978782
How much you make?
50k cocaine and weed sales long ago
>>675978590
thats what everyone says they start moving too fast. but what actually went down
50$ for beating up a dude for a stranger
sold "bc" bud x and coke in the early 2000's made a couple $100k in a few year span squandered it all became an alcoholic been a NEET pretty much ever since.
>>675978785
I have a real day job with mediocre pay (~40k p.a.) and there's no way not to pay income tax for that, but it's not a lot. I made the other money through advertising on domain squatting sites. But I won't go into further details here obviously...
>>675977479
Was making between £500 - £1000 a day in my early 20's selling H. Got busted when I was 23, Charged with, Conspiracy to import Class A drugs, Intent to supply Class A, and a host of firearm and money laundering charges. Pleaded guilty, and got sentenced to 14 years. done 6 inside, got another 4 to do on licence.
Good old British justice eh. Thank god I wasn't in the US.
>>675977479
I dealt adderall in high school, at first only between close friends and then everyone knew. Failed to keep it on the down low, after 3 months I was the Walter white of pills known as the "adderall guy" in the whole area. People were literally asking me about the "adderall guy" not knowing that it was me. Shame I only ever made $300.
>>675977822
keep telling yourself that edgelord
15,000 dollars in a little less than a year selling weed
worked as a old people carer and stole around $500 all2geva
About 30k in my own money which is around 4500$
>>675979414
mate that's fucking shit to the point i know you're just chatting shit
>>675979332
How was prison? I hope at least you literally didn't waste 6 years of your life in there and did something productive like working out or some shit.
>>675979496
Bruh the guy went to British prison literally daycare
>>675977479
Sold meth to queers in California mostly in the club scene. In the span of 5 years made over 500k.
About 20k in a span of 6 month pranking ppl over the phone, it was a lot of fun and while it wasnt much it did paid the bills considering the exchange rate
>>675979750
>prank in over phone
>20k
??????
$0. I'm not a criminal piece of shit.
>>675977479
I stole rolling paper pack once as kid. And sell it to friend for 1€.
450$
Slaughter was the shit in that days.
£20. I was a small time twat graffiti 'artist', a passer by asked me to graffiti their name on a wall and they gave me £20.
>>675979877
>implying criminals are pieces of shit
>but secretly loved Breaking Bad
>>675979496
I didn't mind it, I never ever want to go back but in terms of what you think prison is - It wasn't that bad. For the first year I was all fucked up, at 23 think I could possibly be in here until i was 27 was not nice, but after that I done some open uni courses, trained to be a drug worker. and basically stayed out of trouble, got paroled at the first attempt, and finished my degree when I got out.
Lost of funny and or fucked up stories, some of the people inside should really be locked up forever though.
>>675980394
**Until I was 37,
I actually got out a couple of years after my 27th
>>675977479
I make about a thousand per week selling hashish
>>675980394
Post some stories ya cunt
a fucking lot, i'm a criminal not an accountant...
>>675979837
ever seen boiler room? something like that, ppl still fall for it but as you may have notice already human stupidy knows no boundaries
>>675980620
Gimme a min. Green text this shit.
It's about fucking with the people that got convicted of planting bombs in London in around 07 - 08
>>675977868
I don't do criminal shit..
>evades tax
>>675977479
nice try fbi, im not telling you shit
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