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Long weekend edition, get in here!
>hold my beer and watch this Vlad
>Christchurch
Here as usual
Why are IDs even gone?
>>675940071
Why do you fags want to change your flag to a fucking leaf?
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>675940488
We're not
And we also formally apologise for the dickhead of a prime minister that we have
>>675940071
This OP is a cock gobbling faggot.
Lets get some class and some style by going over here.
>>675938871
>>675940488
cause john key wanted something to remembered by.
Which he will be, as the cunt who wasted 26+ million on my grade as heresy fucking bullshit.
Dunedin in Christchurch checking in. Riccarton was packed today, got a pretty sweet flareon ex card. Loads of people kept looking at me, I don't know if it was because I was looking good AF or I had something on my face. Also been getting mad tinder matches, not that I'll do anything about that.
Wish it wasn't so cold so I could go look around town
AUCKLAND TO RUAPEHU TRIP TOMORROW
Chill with music and camera and food
Text me 0221508364^^^^
Going mostly to take photos and chill
>>675941370
You have a really weird name Omi
>>675941370
>0221508365
inb4 hookers arrive
>>675941370
Boner
Auckland here, Palmerston North raised. What a shit hole that place is.
>>675940909
how old are you lot that are going and do you have weed. Don't really feel like boarding or skiing but I have a car and money.
>>675943174
also anyone on the shore selling buds?
>>675943174
>March 2016
>boarding & skiing
I don't think anyone is going to be doing that mate.
>>675943497
Got some mean as seaweeds bruv
Straight off the >shore
>>675941370
sup hillsboroughfag
>>675943585
m8 you can still board on the mountain at this time of year, there's plenty of snow, just none where the proper slopes are.
>>675943662
g can i meet you somewhere? ill pay extra if its any trouble to you i'm fiending so hard.
>>675941491
:)
>>675941528
:)
>>675943174
I have a car too, you could buy food if anything.
I'm going to take photos, landscape mostly. depends if you guys wanna go up top, we can.
I'm 19, we could split for weed if you can get it. A chick may come, age 26 I think.
>>675943790
Jesusfag? Is that you? Wanna join???
>>675943989
Yeah m8 its a bit salty though
>>675944213
i dont mind as long as i get some sorta buzz. salty meaning wild?
Dunners reporting.
I got nothing much to report though.
How are things in your world?
>>675944405
Salty meaning seaweed ya druggo.
>>675944492
There are cute dogs and cats. Makes me sad because I want some
I'll take that as a compliment.
>>675940457
Sup bro
>>675940709
Wrong. He wanted to distract people from the TPP. Mission accomplished.
>Goes into the nz tinychat room for the first time in months
>No kyss
>No highpoer
>No styrus
>No 24
>No theguyfromtheplace
>No mafta
>No savageanus
>No nzpolice
>No auckland
>No fluffy
>No jenga
>No comfy
>No mozza
>No bushinguy
Where did they all go?
>>675945497
>highpoer
>styrus
>24
>theguyfromtheplace
>mafta
>savageanus
>auckland
>jenga
>mozza
They're still around pretty regularly, it's just a bit early
>>675944154
yep its me, but I'm outta town for the long weekend. going down there in july/august, gonna build me a snowman.
>>675945497
I'm theguy, I'll be on later once I finish watching this movie.
>>675945497
I miss kyss..
>>675945497
>I'm on that list
who the fuck are you?
>>675940071
>Christchurch
Signing in
>>675946061
We all do, but it's time too move on.
>>675946061
Pretty sure kyss was IDbro
Probably why we don't see either of them anymore
>>675946304
>Pretty sure kyss was IDbro
Whoa, next thing you'll tell me Clark Kent is Superman.
>>675946304
ilam sucker here, i do ads on craigslist
>>675946304
>Pretty sure kyss was IDbro
That's just a known fact even though he never mentioned it.
>>675945497
>No Mafta
Hey that's me
I wish I could put into words just how much I hate Indians.
chch reporting in
>>675940071
wellington checkin! Anyone got buds here?
Auckland central checking in
>>675946782
Same, and muslims, chinese, islanders & maoris
>>675946061
it felt weird not seeing a qt korean girl crying tears of blood on his cam when I entered the tinychat room ;-;
>>675946860
'sup, g?
wanganui reporting in.
>>675947616
>tiger for scale
>>675947334
not much just hanging out, playing with my new vape
any Jonah Lomu nudes?
>>675947729
What flavours can you get? Could you get "Roast Beef" vape oil?
>>675947701
its logical as fuck.
>never get to operate a Tiger I
>never get to kek as another allied tank goes pop due to that 88
>feelsbadman
>>675947936
probably. I like sweet flavours.
>MtBakerVapor.com
>>675946860
hey babes, why dont you drop round, ill give your bowls a bit of a tickle luv
>>675948209
Diabeetes?
>>675948301
Im not that smooth fam
>>675948209
The fuck does that even mean?
>>675948423
>>675947901
Triggered
>>675948447
I think Diabetus wants to put his penis in Gingas anal cavity
>>675940709
at least it didn't cost another half million to replace the flags on our passports
plus he's a sell out
>>675948681
>>675948209
>samefag
Diabetus here. Fuck off niggers. shit aint me
>>675945300
Yeah basically this but he mostly succeeded. dude went to my school and no-one even brought up the TPP and when there was silence for one second, he brought up the flag debate -- fkn kunt
>>675948829
i was of the impression it be like another 100mill to change all the flags everywhere?.
Riccartonbro here.
>>675948845
>>675945911
Fuck off aussiefag
>>675940071
Can someone link me in to nzchat
>>675950285
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>675950448
Thanks good sir
>>675949511
Same bro. Plz don't be one of my step bros
>>675949588
Then which one of you niggers starting shit
getting high in my room by myself, alg tho cause aucklands finally back in
Bad quality pupper.
>>675951203
for reals? don't be messing with me
Auckland reporting in.
Weh da w33d at?
>>675951781
I second this. It's a god damn drought out here for me in Akl
>>675951283
>>675952854
>>675951283
This is now a doggo thread
Post doggos
>>675952854
This is black dogs side kek
>>675952854
>Artyom
>>675953146
>Southland issues
>>675953418
>Bhoourbun?
>>675954335
>NZjew
Your dog?
CHCH
Fighting all Bishopdale niggers
flag fags.
We've barely made it to a hundred posts, lads.
What's going on tonight?
Any girls in Auckland CBD keen to fuck a 22 year old for money? Add my kik tylerhugh I'll pay you cash
>>675954517
Na some random I found do you want to buy it
>>675955379
$2.50 and half a cheese burger?
>>675955571
Done come pick it up
>>675956278
Nah drop off only.
>123 fake street
>>675956368
I'll drop it off on the 20th of never
DMT in Auckland City?
>>675956480
Preferably half past whenever or quarter to never
>>675956500
Does not exist.
Otaki here,
>>675940071
Any one got nudes?
>>675956791
Yes it does. Someone is holding out. How about some Xanax or Opiates?
>>675957323
can you sus any weed?
>>675941491
Wait who are you? I'm actually curious.
wellington reportin in.
>>675958251
I am IDbro
I think it'll be jets this evening folks
>>675958530
>>675957706
Not around here
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>675942209
Palmie raised mate
>>675960333
nice trips
>>675960779
i know, glad based Pioneer got them.
>>675960895
>>675960946
>Christchurch
Night fam
I'm out too. Night y'all.
How do you all feel, not knowing that I just snuck out into the dark night, went to a local park and jizzed all over the table and seat.
mmmm someones going to have my cum all over their arms at lunch next week.
>>675963028
Night
The only good thing about NZ
>>675940071
now is australia thred
Why in the fuck is Wellington public transport so expensive?
It should not cost me $24 every day to get to and from university, and using a monthly pass doesn't trim the price down much.
I suspect there must be some kind of black market for fake tickets given that they're high-value easily-produced items, but that's not a solution to a bigger problem.
>>675963624
>bicycle
>>675963887
That'd get it down to $16, but it'd also make it take even longer than it already does and it'd make the train trip home especially difficult.
>>675964068
They wont allow you to take a bike on the train?
>>675964175
I leave university during rush hour.
i dont liek kiwis
>:(
>>675964261
Tickets are barcoded yeah? it would be hard to make fakes if so
>>675964689
No barcodes.
As far as I can tell, the only things that make tickets different from each other is a number that is probably the ID number of the ticket, which would mean that if you printed a number that was about the same as a current ticket it should be a perfect fake.
Literally, you just have to photocopy one, and then you can use image editing to slowly increment the ticket number.
>>675965107
try it then. what have you got to lose?
Worse comes to worse just claim ignorance
Anyone got any pics or vids where they'd want to be in the girl's place? :3
>>675960704
you still around town perchance? or know anyone i could get some weed from??
>>675967348
Nah live in Kapiti bro
>>675968346
fuck ye!! island dweller? thats a pretty epic trade off.
if anyone else is able to help me out in the palmy weed department keep me posted. this place is boring as shit!
Sleepytime meow
