What would happen if I used bleach to kill myself? I want to end it but I can't get ahold of a gun for obvious reasons.
Dubs decides my suicide method though.
Fucking idiot!!
>tfw OP is a fucking idiot for actually debating suicide
>>675939293
Pour Bleach into your asshole.
>>675939293
it puts you to sleep in seconds with minimal pain
use bleach
>>675939293
You start a war on Tumblr
>>675939293
You probably won't die. You need to think of something that will certainly kill you. I've been told leaving your car running in the garage with the door closed is pretty peaceful and a site way to go. I was thinking about doing it myself.
Drown yourself. It's a painless death and only your instincts keep you from doing it.
>>675940086
This anon gets it. The bleach will knock you out after just a few good chugs. Then you will drift away peacefully in your sleep never to awaken again.
Its a good way to die anon. Do it.
>>675939293
Pour bleach into asshole, then do backflip from bridge. Loosen your asshole so bleach proyectiles all over on the way down. Bonus if you land on nigger.
Just smoke cigarettes you pickle dick
Kill yourself by dying of old age old.
>>675939293
Drinking a larger volume of bleach can hurt or kill you. The toxicity results from the chlorine gas that is produced, the corrosivity of bleach and ingestion of sodium (hypernatremia). Chest pain, low blood pressure, shock and possibly coma or death may result from either inhaling too much bleach or drinking it.
>>675939293
knife to the throat
>>675941080
In lamence terms, you either go into coma, or die
>>675941061
Fuck you that's what they want me to do
Someone i knew killed themselves with a bottle of drain-o. pretty horrible way to go, burnt the shit out of her the whole time
>>675940295
You need a pretty old car to do that now.
>Thanks EPA
>>675941080
>low blood pressure
Im pretty sure we're talking about drinking bleach, not diabetes
>>675939293
Tits or gtfo
Mix it with janitorial grade ammonia in an enclosed space. It will make chloric? Gas and kill you.
>>675939293
What obvious reasons?
Are you an underageb&?
>report thread to be safe
Die of old age after living a fulfilled life.
Cut off the water with valve at the bottom of your toilet. Fill the toilet bowel full of Clorox then add a whole bottle of ammonia. Use a towel to block the small space under the bathroom door. Sit down and lean against a wall in the bathroom while breathing heavily. Dead.
>>675941682
Reroll
>>675941623
I'm 20. I don't want to go through getting a permit and all that stupid shit. Especially since I'm in one of the states that's toughest on guns.
>>675941769
reroll
>>675939293
It's a pretty inefficient and painful method of suicide that I hear has a relatively high survival rate, it's a pretty good meme though.
>>675941846
Buy it from a nigger
Carotid Tourniquet
>>675941999
do trips count?
>>675941682
Roll
die of old age, surrounded by the people who love you, even though you don't believe they do right now
>>675942112
Women can never kill them self correctly, just like they cant do any other shit right IRL. This shit here>>675941769
>>675942508
Rolling again
Man, just make it through the night. The key is to just go one day at a time and find stuff that makes you happy. Did the cat pictures make you have a good day? Worth it. Did you go outside and watch the clouds roll by? Worth it. Did you read a book? Worth it. Did you sit inside all day and do nothing "productive"? Worth it. Do what makes you happy in life my friend.
>>675939293
do you care about pain factor when you kill yourself?
do you wish your lifeless corpse to remain intact after you pass?
do you wish your death to represent a message to someone?
i have suggestions but a bit more detail might help
>>675942508
Rolling again
Man, just make it through the night. The key is to just go one day at a time and find stuff that makes you happy. Did the cat pictures make you have a good day? Worth it. Did you go outside and watch the clouds roll by? Worth it. Did you read a book? Worth it. Did you sit inside all day and do nothing "productive"? Worth it. Do what makes you happy in life my friend..
>>675942508
>>675942508
Rolling again
Man, just make it through the night. The key is to just go one day at a time and find stuff that makes you happy. Did the cat pictures make you have a good day? Worth it. Did you go outside and watch the clouds roll by? Worth it. Did you read a book? Worth it. Did you sit inside all day and do nothing "productive"? Worth it. Do what makes you happy in life my friend.
>>675939293
DO NOT USE BLEACH i dont know why people think this wlrks. Youll just survive and be in agony, nkt to mention after they throat your intenstines to your throat your bresth will smell lile shit
I drink bleach all the time to help me sleep. It just gives me heartburn but I got zantac for that. If you drink a lot you might just go to sleep good.
Wtf happened to 4chan the newfags are coming and ruining everything
>>675943073
>>675942930
fuck off you whiteknighting faggot
and take your cancer with you
OP HAS resolved to kill themselves, the thread is advice on how to do it.
if you aren't here to contribute something relevant then go fuck off to a rate my dick thread
>>675943377
CHECKEDEDEDRDED
yell "niggers!" in a ghetto neighborhood, hang yourself, nyquil, the list goes on. alternatively you can stop being an edgy faggot on a board full of edgelords and you know, not kill yourself.
>>675943377
dubs don't lie
>>675939293
jump off a tall building
>>675942112
Wtf is XOROLC???
>>675943923
it's supposed to be CLOROX but women don't know how to flip images
Try a xanax and alcohol combo overdose. Take a shit load of xanax and chug some heavy liquor
You'll just pass out and die in your sleep. Sounds pretty peaceful really.
Use the bleach to make chloroform
drink two bottles of it live streamed somewhere
Jerk off so many times that you collapse and die
>>675945862
reroll
if you have a large bag, take a bunch of sleeping pills and then tie it around your neck.
otherwise, mix the bleach with a shitload of ammonia in a small room and inhale the fumes. bleach alone probably won't kill you
chug it with some pills
Over dose on acid, record it, document what you see....BOOM
