Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim
Judy Hopps
>Essence of grappling sadistic perfection claimed
>>675923748
H-Hand! I'm running out of things to say here.
>You are a perfect cinnamon roll
>Too pure, too sweet
Tay of course
Lurking for a bit. Going to have to sleep soon.
Big day tomorrow .
Working for 11 hours then going to a co-workers going away party.
I'll stop in when I can, but it wont be often
>being old sucks
Ayy
>>675923748
Looks great, thanks a lot man.
>claimed
Claiming
Incoming, coming through.
>>675923822
I feel like I'm in debt with you, hand buddy.
Here's my bare hand.
>Only lewd I'm ever posting, just for you.
>>675921263
Here ya go.
>>675924227
Whatever puts a smile on ya face. After the horseshit you dealt with today, you deserve it.
>hugs
>>675924391
Happy to see ya, Marie.
That's a lot of hours, sorry to hear that, man. Hope it goes by quickly, buddy.
>Yeah, it does. At least it can suck with other old people
>>675924466
Don't mention it, buddy.
Claim ivan
>>675924391
I usually work 9-12 hour shifts, then an overnight shift, so I feel your pain.
>I do this to keep my mind distracted from things
>>675924746
>L-lewd!
>>675924752
Oh yeah, heh. You remember the pic I uploaded? Yeah, well they ended up knocking 2 more pallets over
>The equivalent of monkeys in a zoo
>I guess I'm the zoo master?
kagami claimed
>>675924752
>it can suck with other old people
Holy shit, hand-kun you magnificent bastard.
You're right. Maybe I'll feel great again hanging around children! I'll go to a kindergarten class next week!
>>675923822
Skeleton Queen
>>675923822
sorry bro, but i'm claiming instead. she can do so much better than you
>>675925129
Same. I sometimes come on here during my shift just to read what you guys say
I only started talking to you guys last week, you mean more to me than you think.
>>675924639
I didn't even see you there, Ms. Pauling!
>I'm deserving of some of your pain for that~
Holo claimed
~awoo
>>675924752
Holy
Shit
You got hand-kun's approval aswell?
Whalecum to the small group!
>>675924746
N-no! You don't need to do that, you can put your amazing hands away.
It's always my pleasure to do this sort of thing for y'all. No need to repay me.
>>675925129
Yup, I remember them. Co-workers who can't fucking stack boxes properly, they sound like valuable members of the team.
>They can't resist you, you're just too nice.
>>675925248
Tell me how it goes, man.
>Actually just becomes a teacher
>>675925508
Kek.
>>675925508
Fool. It is a futile attempt. Hand and his anon are bound by the chains of /waifu/ and fate
Your trickery will get you nowhere.
How is everyone doing on this fine evening?
Elsie claimed.
>>675925877
But. I'm already a welder and a carpenter.
I don't have time for that! I'll be way too old then! I'm gonna being some (candy) nerds, and runts to a kindergarten class and make some young friends!
>>675926281
im doing good santa claus
>>675926281
I'm tired and sad.
>>675926281
Doing good, man. How are you doing?
>>675926377
Nice, knew you were a carpenter but a welder? Neat.
Run along and make some young child friends and go on many adventures with them.
>>675926711
>Pats
What's wrong, man?
>>675925517
I find myself saying this to Hand and a few other anons more than I ever thought possible.
>This thread and all it's nice people just sucked me in
>>675926281
Hey there, good to see you. I am well, enjoying a few rounds of SFV, contemplating staying up or going to sleep
>>675925877
>But, they want those hours!
>They want that pay increase!
>If I wasn't so fucking apathetic towards life I'd have lost this job for sure
>That would be bad, since it pays very well to be a glorified babysitter of both associates and product
Claiming Shinoa.
>>675926911
>Want the hours
>Want the pay increase
>Don't put forth the effort
Gotta love the average worker! Feel your pain, man. Can never escape those people. At least they have you on their team to pick up their slack, some of us are only so lucky.
>>675925557
Aha!
You're welcome.
-Miss P
claimed :3
>>675926281
Kinda bored but not tired enough to sleep.
>>675926807
Oshiete! Galko-chan ended today and I didn't know until after I watched the last episode. It was all that I had to look forward to during the week besides talking to you guys.
>>675926807
Welding is my job right now.
Very, very, VERY poor working conditions with carpentry. You also get paid by job, not by hour.
Terrible in the winter as you're constantly outside. I'm always outside when welding aswell but my employers get us to do 30 mins work 10 mins inside during the winters to keep warm
We're still paid for those warming up periods. $90 / hour is where I'm at, if you're interested. Not even manager position.
*I'm being paied in Candian dollars
1 Candian dollar is equivalent to 75cents usd
>>675926397
Santa Elsie approved!
>>675926711
That's a bummer, hope things get better for you.
>>675926807
I'm good, was working on homework all day, now I'm derping around on TF2
>>675926911
I know that feel
>can't think straight, but don't want to lay down
>>675927750
Sorry to hear that in terms of carpentry. But I'm glad to hear that you're making so much in welding.
Not really big on the profession myself. More of a behind the scenes tv guy.
>>675927904
Nice, I typically procrastinate stuff like that. Good to hear you got it done, hope you're having fun relaxing on TF2.
>>675927552
hello fellow lucky star
>>675928067
Behind the scenes tv guy?
I'm intrigued. Mind telling me some more?
>>675927587
Yep, to sleep or not to sleep? For me it's usually not sleep. Not the best idea mind you but it's working for me.
>>675928067
I was procrastinating, don't you worry! Definitely going to be working on it tomorrow too haha.
>>675927327
Pretty much. I can definitely see why the last manager quit, and I've only been back here 3 months.
>They literally make my day harder
>If they could just do their job I'd be free to just organize papers and shitpost since I normally keep this warehouse spotless and organized.
The struggle, Hand. Nice to know you understand.
>>675927376
>Mmmmmmmm mm! Ms. Pauling, you make me want to discover and try out this "photoshop" you were talking about~
>You have such a cute voice, Ms. Pauling
>I'll try and be gentle.. heh!
>>675927904
>was working on homework all day.
I have had to do homework for the week now and I gotta pay the price for procrastination.
>>675928656
Homework, huh? What are you studying?
Highschool stuff or college/ uni stuff?
>>675928456
Studying in it right now, but I'm planning on working at a News Studio. Being a camera guy and what not.
>>675928531
Damn, I'm sure you'll tough through. After all you did say that you're a pretty persistent fella. You'll get that manager position in no time.
>You're truly the model worker.
>They're lucky to have you.
>>675928802
I may or may not have slacked off my first 2 years of high school and working to get my credits back for those years through Independent Study.
>>675928656
Gonna be perfectly honest, saying that I was working all day is a bit of an overstatement. It was more like, work for 30 minutes, screw around for 45, repeat.
>>675928985
Oh, rough. Atleast you're making it right now.
Good luck, man. I really hope it works out for you. Any plans for after HS?
Ayy niggas. One $250 steak later. Red claimed
>>675929213
Joining the Air Force because I don't think I'd be able to make it as a Marine. Hell if I somehow get into better shape in the following year I might go for the Marines.
>>675929068
Goddamn I miss those days
>oh but, marie, marie! You said you work for 30 and hop on 4chan for 10.
>>675929297
$250? That's expensive for a steak
>>675929406
I use to be in air cadets. It was not as exciting as I thought. It's alot of work. But hey. I can operate a glider now.
SEX ROBOT CLAIM
>>675928871
But Hand, I am the manager back there. I got promoted their when the old one left. I run the entire warehouse, so when my monkey ass associates fuck up I've gotta pitch in as their leader and show them the right way, etc etc
>But that's hard to do when your underlings just don't give a shit and expect to be paid for free
>>675929297
Red, always good to see you again. Shit, $250 for a steak...? I'm not poor in the least, but fuck that.
>>675926281
I'm doing alright, it's pretty cold outside and I'm kind of bored right now.
>Won't forget what you did
>Unless you apologize, I'd appreciate that.
>>675925877
Do you remember how many of "those" have you been requested so far?
>>675928531
Give me 5 minutes.
>>675929872
I thought I did? I'm sorry Ruri anon!
>>675929838
Mmmm, that's what I like to hear. They chose wisely if that's the case. Sucks though that you have to deal with those shitwad co-workers though, poor thing. I'm sure it will get better.
>>675929872
I haven't really been keeping track, If I'm honest.
>>675929872
where do you live where it's cold in march?
>>675929626
Is the Air Cadets thing necessary to join the Air Force? Don't know much about the per-requisites yet
>>675929909
>Counting every second~
>>675930223
Yeah, I really wish the GM would just fire everyone and let me sit in on the hiring process for any new Inventory/Merchandise associates, buuuuuut that's probably not happening anytime soon because he's lazy and doesn't like to take action unless it involves HR/EEOC
>>675930142
Don't worry about it, Elsie anon.
>>675930223
Fair enough, I'll just assume Stocking wasn't the first one who asked, hehe.
>>675930347
It's 3 AM and I just went for a short walk, It's not rocket science, is it?
>>675930429
Nope
It's just an age 12-18 thing where you get to see what the military is sort of like. Some military training and camps. I went on a few fitness and survival camps myself, as that was the most interesting to me. Just things like that. Also, lots of marching and taking care if your suit
>>675923822
I REMEMBER YOU! from a thread i posted! hi again! remember the 2 dollar bill you had? that should prove you know me anon.
>>675930914
I miss st (alk)ocking. I hardly ever chat with him anymore
>>675930914
it's 63 outside where i live and 1 am
>>675930914
I like to take walks at night too, Ruri.
>With my peacekeeper at my side, of course.
>Why get into a fist fight or get stabbed when I can just blow you away?
>>675930869
Damn, that sucks man. At least you have manager position! You up to anything right now?
>>675930914
I honestly have no clue, people just ask me and I do it. Wish that lovable little guy would come on here more often.
>>675931118
You should talk to him tomorrow when he gets on! I'm sure he'll be on longer considering it's Saturday.
>>675931081
Yup, still have it. Flattered you remember me, anon.
>>675929838
How's it going Juri?
>Red
>>675930869
If I had a mouse instead of this laptops track-pad, if I spent the time to go through hundreds of pictures to select one with the right perpsective, if I spent more time cropping it, and trimming off the bits, and color matching, etc, etc, etc it would look 25x better.
But another present to you.
>>675931666
how are you now anon? still like last time?
>>675931743
>What a night. You're still in one piece, that's all that matters.
>They want you back, Red. But so do I
I'm doing well tonight, Red. 12 hours of some horseshit from my underlings, and if my greentext was anything to go on, I think you know what I'm doing.
>>675931118
He was around a while ago, and his Insomnia has really been a problem.
He's still the same, and he'll probably talk to you tomorrow, don't worry anon.
>He's just restless.
>>675931180
It's 21 right now, guess we're not seeing each other any time soon?
>>675931364
That's good to hear, Juri!
>Now that I think about it, I'm a extremely easy target.
>FeelsBadMan
>>675931666
He'll eventually get better, don't worry.
>And I'm glad you two get along well with each other!
>>675931858
>Oooh, Ms. Pauling! It's perfect!
>That feels quite nice~
>Heh... you're a real treat! And you're the perfect blend of sweet~
>>675932642
How you liking it so far? Should be up your alley
I know that feel. Store manager is never in, so for all intents and purposes, I manage the store.
>Walmart employees are incapable of wiping their own ass
>red
Well that's gonna do it for me for tonight.
G'night everyone
>>675932664
Seems like we're just never on at the same time
>maybe we're the same person
>>675931968
Doing good, man. Can't really complain, just been living an average life so far. Nice and relaxing, thanks for asking man.
You doing good?
>>675932664
I hope so, feel like the harassers in the thread have been getting to him. Hasn't been wanting to open up lately, poor guy.
Can't help but worry, thanks though.
>>675933164
Goodnight man, sleep warm and well.
>>675933164
Goodnight.
>>675933430
im doing great as well. also, i forgot, whats the name of your hand?
>>675932664
Apply for your concealed weapons permit. Then you'll never have to worry about that kinda shit again.
>I know how to fight with my fists and feet, make no mistake.
>But why do that when I can carry my revolver freely?
>Or just be alpha as fuck and carry one on you anyway
>I try to make a habit out of not leaving the house without some kind of additional protection. Fighting 5 thugs at once isn't exactly like the movies play it out.
>>675933164
Have a great night sleep Marie
>>675931666
Yeah, I'm playing Transistor right now(In honor of you, Red anon), after that, who knows?
>I might just play this game all night
>>675933702
Glad to hear it, man. People just call him/her "Hand-kun". Just been using that.
>>675933162
It's everything you described it as, and then some. I love the combat, and the story doesn't seem that bad. I like how it starts off, it's cryptic and mysterious, yet quite saddening.. probably going to binge this game.
>That's funny, Best Buy employees seem to have the same disease
>>675933828
Nice, hope that's going well. All nighter? Damn, don't think I'd have the energy for something like that. Props to ya.
I'm gonna go pass out on my sleep rectangle now. Sleep warm and well, y'all.
>>675933858
ah, thanks. but didnt hand-kun have a name? like a real name. and earlier you said you were studying right? now you are posting hand-kun.
>>675933828
>TFW I don't know how to fight but I can dodge like a motherfucker.
>>675934179
night. and tell hand-kun i said night as well.
>>675934205
Not sure if a name can apply, considering it's an extension of me.
Also, meant as in I'm studying in a specific field. Not studying material, my bad.
>>675934379
Goodnight, I will. Thanks.
>>675933086
Hehehe
>>675934179
We'll see what hits me first, deathly sleep or a full binge of Transistor, heh. Have a great night Hand, thank you for the nice chats and I hope you sleep well tonight.
>>675934289
Well, not getting shot/hit/stabbed is ALSO pretty good too
>Just keep those cat-like reflexes sharp, okay?
>And keep your head on a swivel.
>>675933828
Dis nigga Juri basically me.
>>675932664
Agreed with Juri, take up a martial art or self defense of some kind. Personally I recommend Krav Maga, been at it 13 years now. Far better than anything I was taught while applying for my security license. With that said, I'd rather always have a firearm on my person than not.
>Red
>>675933828
>I try to make a habit out of not leaving the house without some kind of additional protection.
I've been using a different strategy, Juri
>Barely ever leaving the house
>>675933164
Goodnight, anon.
>>675933430
I don't get why he's the one being harassed, just like when you get insulted, actually.
>Maybe he's still insecure about the whole ERP thing?
Misaka Mikoto Claimed
>>675934560
So much rape in Miss Pauling's eyes.
sigh..
Jesus christ someone help. My addiction to Dark Souls and my love of it's lore is coming back.
>>675934560
>Unf, yeah Ms. Pauling~ just a little closer~
>You hit me in all the right places, I want more~
>>675934692
That's a really solid fighting style, can't think of a better style suited for self defense. Revolves around countering your opponent and ending a conflict as quickly as possible, no bullshit.
As it were though, firearm will definitely do more for you in a shorter amount of time.
>I'd like to share my story with you and the other anons one day, but I'm trying to keep a positive mood tonight.
>We're pretty alike, more so that I initially thought.
>>675934837
I kek'd hard for about 5 minutes, maybe it's the lack of sleep, but top zozzle m8
>>675935488
Can't rape the willing, Ms. Pauling~
>>675923822
holoportation: virtual 3D teleportation in real-time (Microsoft Research)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d59O6cfaM0
with this your waifu will come :D
>>675936050
I'm really enjoying this, but I think I'm going to save some for tomorrow.
>Dominate me Juri
>Dominate me until I fight back and rape you at gunpoint
Ded?
only fags don't claim
>>675936050
Actually, submit another idea, I'm wide awake.
Post a picture of Juri you want shopped
This beautiful intellectual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfRgvfruhPo
>>675936601
>>675936050
K-k-kami-sama! What are you doing?
>>675923822
>Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your waifu and discuss.
>Obligatory claim
12 year olds UNITE!
>>675937217
fuck you
>>675937325
I think it's apparently obvious.
Take a look right here.
>>675936601
I'm honestly not sure, want to give me some ideas for what would be good?
>I want to hear more of that sweet voice of yours, Miss Pauling~
>I'm on top this time
>>675937114
Not dead. Just bread.
>>675937325
Helping anons defend themselves on one hand
>Getting involved in some kinky, questionable acts of morality and dignity
Late responses mean Transistor is pulling me further and further away.
Internet claimed ....... Thank god this thread is here.I was getting sick of the new lame trolls. They sound like a bunch of young kids trying to seem smart. There more annoying then they are aggravating. That is if a troll in a sea of trolls aggravate me. Its more laughable.
>>675938982
The point of being a troll is just to annoy but I like it when it's done in a clever way.
>>675938373
>>675938373
>>675938008
>ERP'ing on /waifu/
This has happened before and it didn't end up well.
>You're lucky there's no one here this time, though.
>>675939741
The music is so surreal, hearing Red hum and sing to the background music, it's so eerily beautiful.
>If you're still lurking Red-anon
>Just turn around, Red
>Cmon, just turn around.
>Just.... yeah.
>>675939741
Eh, it doesn't bother me either way. Shitposting is still shitposting, right?
>I kinda got sucked into this
>Zero regrets
>>675939231
Ones I get annoyed I get bored then I lurk the internet. Surfing the Wed is almost a old term.
>>675939811
Holsts?
I don't see a reason to stay up this late.
>You can't sleep or something?
>>675940082
I can't really tell you what to do, Juri anon.
You're the ones keeping the thread alive anyways.
>>675939741
Are you the Dark Knight vigilante of /Waifu/?
This is /b/, not /a/. I'm creating original content and entertainment, which can't be said for much of anyone else on these threads.
It's 3:20 AM, who gives a shit, and quite frankly I don't even owe you a response.
>>675939840
Rarely post.
ALWAYS lurking
>Red
>>675940750
I dunno, don't really feel like sleeping, if its come to this the thread should be allowed to die.
>>675940822
Yeah that's about what I expected.
>>675939231
Yes cleverer the better. New trolling leaks that. I guess its the new cancer of /b/
>>675924594
Good one, crazy psycho bitch gives no fucks occupation sells weapons doesn't get any better than that.
>>675939741
>complaining about breaking rules of a made up board, /waifu/
>is currently breaking rule 13 for the entirety of 4chan
>>675940750
Just wanna put it out there that we both weren't actually serious, and really were just shitposting with each other for laughs/keeping the thread active.
>I'd hope you wouldn't consider that real, heh.
>>675940822
>>675941090
Now now, no need for hostilities this late, I had enough of that with the retards at my job.
>>675940946
I'll keep that in mind from now on, as I want to be able to talk to you as I progress through the game, nobody can really convince me to do anything, but you sure did.
>>675941090
I'm not trying to stir the shit-pot, it's all in good fun. I thought it to be quite funny, especially when 99% of material on these threads is material that's been posted countless times before.
>>675941671
Not sure what feedback I can provide. I only played it because red and I were going to play it together, and it was already preordered. But that was two years ago. I don't remember much of it save the Singing.
>Red
>>675941090
Eh, can't really sleep either.
>>675940822
Do what you will, I can't really tell you what to do.
>which can't be said for much of anyone else on these threads.
You sound like you've been lurking for a while now.
Go ahead, new content is always appreciated.
>>675941097
/b/ has always been cancer, just slowly growing worse and worse as time goes on. I honestly don't know why I browse /b/ alot other than come to these threads when I'm bored.
If you think this is bad, wait until I post the picture of me shooting off Emi's legs.
>Talk shit about other waifus
>>675941474
Shh, you'll wake the mod.
>>675941917
We both had fun, that's all that really matters.
>>675942250
Oh, you don't have to give me advice or anything, I just wanted to convey my thoughts and feelings about certain parts/aspects of the game to you. It's rare to find gems like these, yet even so I probably would've ignored it if anyone else had described it to me.
>>675942280
It's okay Ruri, I still appreciate you.
>>675942434
>The crazy waifus need to stick together
>>675942069
Hey Tats.
>>675941917
>>675941671
For what it's worth I find this very entertaining.
>>675942280
I've started up my semi-depression/insomnia play list so probably not gonna go to sleep for a while.
>>675942069
Hi there.
>>675943364
Glad you too found humor in it.
>Implying I can even feel things
>ERPing
I wouldn't recommend it.
>>675943240
Hey, I have been lurking, but too bored to post for a while now. So how are you?
>>675943398
Hey there Cow-tiddies. How has life been treating you?
>>675943676
You should hop in telegram. Not able to be in thread 100% of the time. 18 hour work days, 4chan mobile a shit.
>>675943692
Been good, can't really sleep though.
>>675943832
>Red
Bernie claimed
>>675923963
>>675943217
Thank you, Juri.
My apologies, feel free to continue your thing, please.
>>675943692
I'm alright, not tired enough to sleep, though.
How about you?
>>675943692
>Implying we were serious and not just shitposting to keep the thread alive
>kek
>>675943832
>>675943872
Forgive my apparent ignorance, but what's telegram? Never used it before.
>Let me just look it up instead
claimed
>>675944143
>Bare thighs
Have you no shame?
>>675944174
Some chat thing. Useful for mobile due to it being an actual app. There's a group going on as well. Would like to chat without having to deal with fucking street signs and store fronts
>Red
>>675940822
>>675941917
>>675942434
>>675939692
>>675938008
>>675937283
>>675936601
>>675935488
>>675934560
>>675929909
plz tell me this is joke
>I claim Hanako, one of the best waifu
>>675944377
>>675924746
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>>675944143
I think Ms. Pauling left for the night, honestly.
>She'll be back
>They always come back, at least once more.
>>675944418
I see it now, sounds great. I'll download the desktop version, we should still be able to communicate even if you're on the mobile version, yes?
claiming Neptune, you guys think your waifu will visit you in your dreams?
>>675943364
>>675943217
Plus this is what I do for a living, writting and photoshopped illustrations.
I'm going to finish the rest of the dank waifu memes tomorrow.
Miss P
>>675944719
Yup. Though there's a web version ehich is probably better for desktop
>Red
>>675943832
I wouldn't recommend that either, not to mention that it requires your phone number, and I'm a big fan of giving that away.
>>675943862
I have just woken up, feeling like shit, gonna get a coffee now and hope that helps.
>>675944143
Tired as heck, debating whether or not to buy or make my own coffee
>>675944174
There's a reason that ERP threads have been moved to /trash/ mods are not exactly fond of them, and I'm guessing you don't want to give them another excuse to delete the thread or move it to /trash/ as well.
>>675944783
No, I'd sooner wake up to getting strangled by her feet.
>>675944864
Dank waifu memes? Now you're making /waifu/ great again.
>>675944670
>>675944783
God I hope so, my dreams are stupid and never make sense but I really don't want to get into lucid dreaming.
>>675944980
I've never actually been a fan of coffee myself, don't know why.
>>675944783
Thanks for reminding me that I have to finish Hyperdimension. I hope she does cause I'm a degenerate
>>675944980
Thread was nearly kill before all that shitposting, would've been pruned or deleted without that.
>But I guess you would want that
>>675944921
Gotcha, I'll check out the web version now and see if I can't get it set up.
Probably going to sleep soon. Now that the oldies are up, things seem more dull.
>>675945564
Night Juri
>Red
>>675944864
Lookin forward to it. Maybe I'll practice my shitty paint.net skills tomorrow as well.
>>675945215
>Those tiddies
It's all in the hips, anyways.
>
>>675944980
Do you have any other choices?
Tea wouldn't really help you, I think.
>Brew some coffee, I'm drinking it right now.
Miho claimed
Uber is tiring
>>675945890
Have a good night Red, I'll have things ready on my end by tomorrow.
>Good night, fellow /waifu/s
>>675946174
Good night, Juri.
-Ruri
>>675945564
>But I guess you would want that
Why would I? I'm probably one of the most frequents here.
Oh well, goodnight.
>>675945215
Coffee's like a cathartic measure for me, it helps relax and wakes me up at the same time. Not to mention that the way I drink it sometimes it's more like bitter tasting milk more than anything.
>>675945905
Okay then, will do thanks.
>tats
>>675945897
Ever give gimp a go? A lot of versatility
Miss P
>>675945905
Its the combination of both and how they fit with the figure as a whole.
>>675946030
Hi there.
>>675946269
At least you're getting your daily milk in there.
-Holstaur image.
New thread and stuffs.
>>675946468
>>675946468
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>>675946305
I have it installed, haven't gotten around to learning it yet though. LC
