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This hot chick from work recently gave me her private number.

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This hot chick from work recently gave me her private number. Dubs decides
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What are you wearing?
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Okay Mohammed, we strike on the 15th anniversary of 9/11. Use the what I supplied to you in our last meeting in Baghdad to get past airport security and take everyone flying to NYC hostage. You are a brave man, Mohammed. Your people will remember you as a hero.
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>>675922901
Can I ask you a personal question arooj?
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Send me nudes bitch
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>>675923385
roll
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Fuck right in her pussy
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>>675923385
why not
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Lol nigga who names their child Arooj? hahahahaha was your mother high on fucking cough syrup nigga? Kill yoself
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>>675923272
rerolling for this
try not to get fired op
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Can I have the pussy please?
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>>675923385
roll
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>>675923272
Roll
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>>675923272
rolling
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>>675923385
rolling
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>>675923977
GET
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>>675923977
Winrar
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I sexually identify as an athiest
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>>675923272
rolling for this
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>>675923977
WINRAR
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>>675923272
Rolling this, thanks allah for the dubs
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Hi sexy
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>>675923272
reroll
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>>675923977
Do it OP or I will have a hitman assasinate you and your family.
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>>675923272
rollin
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>>675923272
rollin rollin rollin
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>>675923977
Do it faggot.
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>>675923977
You better deliver op
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>>675922901
hey OP
>>675923977
check it
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ALLLALALALALALALALALALALLALLALALALALALALAL
deliver op you faggot
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>>675923977
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OP here. She's muslim. So no, I'm not sending that. Sorry anons.
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>>675925093
Faggot, abandon thread boys
Sage
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>>675925093
Pussy nigger bitch faggot
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Im joking sorry
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>>675922901
OP,
if
>you do not deliver, you are a punk ass bitch and should kill yourself
else
>an hero
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Roll for asking to fuck at work
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>>675925093
as always op is a faggot
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>>675922901
>Arooj
>hot
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>>675924235
Roll
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>>675925093
Okay Tanner, we strike on the 15th anniversary of 9/11. Use the what I supplied to you in our last meeting in Starbucks to get past airport security and take everyone flying to NYC hostage. You are a brave man, Tanner. Your people will remember you as a hero.
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God fucking fuck.... OP is always faggot, I should have learned this by now.
>>675925093
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>>675925093
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>>675925500
7 decides
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>>675925804
Fuck off faggot op no ones rolling for shit
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>>675925618
>>675925804
Do it. Faggot. You have no choice.
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>>675925804
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>>675925804
wanna do butt stuff?
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>>675922901
sorry babe, I'm a punk ass bitch and you should find someone worth your time, I asked 4chan for what to say and bitched out.

maybe you'll let me watch someone fuck you tho
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>>675923272
Dear God, do this OP!
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>>675926073
roll
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>>675925804
Hi I'm op,and I love taking dicks up my ass!
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I hate sand niggers like you. Go back to ISIS and get out of my workplace.
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>>675926094
this
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>>675926094
ROLL
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>>675926094
roll
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Will you have sex with me?
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>>675926094
rolling for this
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>>675923272
Rolling
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>>675926417
fuck yes, i win, fuck you OP, fuck you for not delivering!
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>>675926094
rolllllllling
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>>675926094
rolling
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>>675926556
OP we have won again, you must deliver!
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how about I just slide my power point in between your voluptuous ass cheeks and howl like wildebeest?
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>>675926417
>>675926587
double win.
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Boutta text this bitch since the number is right there
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>>675925804
Fuck you sucktard
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Remember to plant the drugs in the boss's office tomorrow.
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>>675926793
PLEASE
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>>675922901

Check out my website im an autistic pedophile
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>>675926556
is her name arooj sami? lol
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>>675926094
dubs
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>>675926793
do it anon!
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>>675926770
thank you good sir
thank you
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>>675926094
Roll
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send dick pic
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Show me tits
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you ever fuck at work?
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It means: Put on a Burka and suck my dick infidale
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"Your cellphone number contains satans trips, are you Satanspawn?"
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So can i splooge in the rooj?
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>>675927211
GET
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>>675927211
winrar
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DUBS AND TRIPS
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>>675927222
GET
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>>675927222
You better fucking deliver
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>>675926556
So... Should I go ahead and come over? I'm hard.
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Fuck you faggots
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lemme suck dat fat nigga dick
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>>675926417
WINRAR
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What would this sentence mean to you: "I haven't seen Evil Dead IIyet"?
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Surely OP will deliver
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>>675927505
op is a faggot
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>>675927505
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>>675927594
AND HE DOES
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>>675926556
>>675922901
>>675925804
OP check it bitch
>>675926094
do it
>>675926417
>>675926587
check it
>>675926770
proof of our greatness
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>>675927505
thats some good shit
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>>675927505
Is that her #?
rookie mistake op. Should have blurred it
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>>675927505
thank you
and right back at ya /b/ro
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I called her, said I knew you and you were pretty fucked up on heroin. She's telling your boss on monday. GG OP
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6477492666
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>>675927978
kek
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Fucking fix this faggots!
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Just kidding, i got you lol
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>>675927936
Rip op's hopes for getting references ona. Resume
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>>675925093
Op is a fag confirmed
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>>675927936
yes, just yes
>>675927978
>tfw FUCKED!
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>>675927978
Ooo another number?
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tell her you have been fapping too her
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couple more gets to honor still OP
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>>675927978
"Has anyone told you the truth about 9/11 Anooj?"
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>>675922901
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So anyone got her nudes already?
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Ask if she is in to anal Vore you stupid idiot
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sent her the thread
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>>675927978
any thing else OP, we'll feed u things to say if you deliver & u have
any thing else onii-chan?
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>>675928337
Rolling
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>>675928297
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>>675928513
Fucking bitch
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>>675928513
R.I.P OP
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>>675928337
this
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>>675928337
rolling
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Phone number is prbly some kind of scam
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Say my name
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Fuck you Anooj. Tell your people to stop bombing Europe. ALLAHU AKBAR.
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>>675928814
Say my name, bitch!
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>>675928819
rolllllllll
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>>675928620
Op can you tell her too respond to my text?
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>>675928620
can you have one of ur black friends with a big dick sit on my face?
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>>675928907
Roll
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>>675928936
roll
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>>675928907
Rollaids
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We have anooj's phone number. Spam dick pics you niggerfaggots
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Save this!
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>>675928814
Rollsroyce
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>>675928907
rooooolll
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>>675928620
Do you think I'm a faggot?
I do like to suck dicks, does that make me a faggot?
BTW, I'm a bottom<3
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>>675929300
WINRAR
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>>675922901
y doe
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>>675929300
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>>675929227
i do it because i'm a betafag that doesn't know the rules of the internet
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>>675929227

The same reason you people constantly kill Europeans, you should appologize to my race and not I to you
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>>675929227
"I didn't give your number to anyone. The hacker known as 4chan stole it from my phone"
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>>675928907
Rollz
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>>675929300
Yes that will be "WINRAR" on his tombstone.. no, ABOVE the "R.I.P"
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Look Anooj. I'm an FBI agent and have been looking for sand-niggers like you who plan to attack the U.S the same way your relatives attacked Paris and Brussel
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>>675929531
roll
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>>675929300
OP deliver
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>>675929531
this. fuck it.
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>>675929441
What site is this?
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>>675928907
Rollin
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>>675929666
satan is that you?
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>>675929666
>>675929666
>>675929666
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT
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>>675929462
and
>>675929300
rollin
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>>675927761
>>675927673
>beta fags confirmed
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>>675929690
Niggerchan
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>>675929531
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>>675928907
Rollo
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>>675929666
TRIPS OP DON'T BE A FAG
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>>675929666
>>675929666
>>675929666
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>>675929945
Man you overstepped it with the fakeness, you didn't even try
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>>675929945
lmfao
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>>675929945
LOL DID IT JUST GET SAVED CUNT
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>>675923272
I need this
ROLL OUT!
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>>675929945
lol wut?
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>>675929945
the hacker just texted me! he said he will stop if you give him a nude photo.
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>>675929945
OP might just survive this. sand nigger is clearly retarded
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OP here. will not be sending any racist comments.

That could land me in jail
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>>675929666
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>>675930152
bump
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>>675929839
rollz
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>>675930152
Roll
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>>675925093
Wait never mind fuck this.
Don't play the game if you can't even go through with it faggot
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Arooj, say my full name
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>>675930152
rall
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>>675930152
omg yes
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>>675930224
uhhh... where are you from?
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>>675930152
Roll
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>>675930389
Rollinn
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>>675930422
Winrar
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>>675930152
Rollerino
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>>675930423
Canada.
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>>675929300
rolling
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>>675930224
as long as it is not a personal threat then you're fine. that's why block functions are on modern phones.
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Fake and gay
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>>675930152
rolling for this
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>>675930389
Rollins
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>>675929300
Op needs to deliver
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>>675930422
Winrar op you better deliver
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>>675930152
Rolling
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>>675930422
winrar
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>>675930656
rool
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>>675929945
can't you read you dumb bitch?
i fucking said it clearly.
i'm soliciting help from a website named 4chan to give me edgy shit to say.
for fucks sake! YOU ARE STUPID!
you must be a feminist! BECAUSE ONLY FEMINISTS CAN BE THAT FUCKING STUPID!
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>>675930389
Rollingston
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>>675925093
OP is a confirmed faggot. Time to pack it up and move on, boys.
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>>675930888
TRIPS OF TRUTH
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>>675930888
shittttttt
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>>675930888
Win
Trips
Op
Better
Deliver
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>>675930997
it was actually me lol
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>>675930997
OP if you're going to pussy out if someone says something you don't want to send, don't make a thread like this u fag
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>>675930997
he keeps changing phone numbers! i dont really see any other way outta this sticky situation. DANG IT!
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>>675931123
roll.
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Shit, I'm so sorry. I don't know how all of this happened.
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>>675930888
YES
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>>675931198
roll
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>>675931123
roll
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>>675930888
leave thread for 5 seconds come back to this shit
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>>675931198
Rool
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>>675931460
soz anon, da bitch was stupdz
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>>675931198
this
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>>675930888
send it bitch!
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You wont call me a nigger! I live in N. Carolina and my phone number is 9108241577, and my Kik is ResidentEvilWithin and my name is Bayori Krysauzer! And I have three twitter accounts! @UltimateFangs @HowlsOfAnguish @AsTimeWillProve. My instagram is heavens_devide lol you wont call me shit you faggots!
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>>675930888
reroll
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>>675931198
roll.
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>>675931198
bump
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>>675931198
rolllllrolro,lolorlolrolrorlrolrorlorlolrol
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>>675922901

Is there a public number? why you so fucking weird why not just say girl from work gave me her number. wtf dude
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>>675929227
You from Toronto OP? You idiot.
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>>675932110
We have office numbers too.

Waiting for dubs.
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>>675931198
bump
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send a dick pic and say "you know you want it"
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>>675930888
OP
>>675931767
fuck you
thats trips + 7
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>>675930888
dubbin dubbin dubbin
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>>675932379
Dubs only
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>>675932373
reroll
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>>675930888
come on dubs
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>>675932533
someone provide dick pic
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>>675932533
Git r done OP
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>>675932627
send your dick
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>>675930888
dubs?
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Send her this pic and say
EAT MY FOOT YOU SLUT
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>>675932722
HA, YES!
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>>675932533
SOOO GUD TO KNOW IT!
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>>675932808
underage
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>>675933007
Thank you Mr. Bond
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>>675932722
Gotta do it OP.
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>>675933046
and?
who gives a fuck?
like you have never been to a pron wobsite before you were 18.
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>>675933212
NAWFUCKINWAAAYE
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>>675933212
OP, my man!
didn't want to see your dick, but who cares!
you delivered!
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>>675933212
hahahahaha definitely fake messages but this is funny. shit storm incoming
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>>675933212
here we go
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>>675933212
Say my name bitch
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>>675933212
you did good op
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>>675933408
This
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>>675930888
say it
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I'm the one who knocks
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Lemme see your shitter
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>>675933408
Reroll
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>>675933524
+
and I knock hard
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>>675933634
rekt
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>>675933634
OP is confirmed nigger
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>>675933634
OOO GOT EM
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did i just find this bitch??????
anooj dave?
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>>675933662
All of this
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>>675933634
Fucking rekt dude
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>>675933634
she doubts you op,send more
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>>675922901
You fucked up true old fags got that number and are fuckin her shit up
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Hey just a favour, can you send me my phone number i have no way to find it on this phone
Thnx in advance :p
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>>675933212
Nice
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>>675933634
fake

inb4 "cause it so big..."
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>>675933634
rip op
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>>675933634
Keep it up OP
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>>675933753
Hot coworker

kek
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Send her a pic of your asshole and a random quote from a Beatles song.
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>>675933724
could be asian
ya know, small dick & OP wants to lie but be 'close' to skin colour
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>>675933896
Re rolling
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send her sharpie in pooper
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>>675933634
>clearly not you
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>>675933634
"That wasn't me sorry. And hold on my mother just finished making me my chicken tenders."
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>>675934010
retry cuz off by one
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>>675933886
She goes into work - shows OP's texts to boss.
OP GETS THE SACK.

> pure gold
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>>675933896
Rolling
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>>675933408
roool
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This is a good night
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>>675933634

>clearly not you

Inb4 OP is a sandnigger
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>>675934090
reroll
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>>675934121
trying again cuz off by one again
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>>675934199
wasted. stupid nigger
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>>675933896
Rolololo
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>>675934199
Dunecoon
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>>675933800
Winrar
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>>675934199
Nope. Am white.
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I'll eat your shitter like an apple fritter
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>>675933800
i didn't even see this winrar!
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>>675933800
>>675934267

Have a look at those dubs, you autistic fuck.
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>>675933634
Mohammed was a pedophile
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R u sandnigger? This is why we need trump so he can send u faggots back to mexighanastan
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>>675934199
winrar
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>>675933800
lol yes
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charge your phone and make a new bread op
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>>675934541
Roll
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>>675934666
HAIL SATAN!
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>>675922901
make new thread and link it
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>arooj when she sees you next
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>>675933634
Send her this picture:
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>>675934927
Roll
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>>675934927
shameless self roll
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>>675934787

What

Is OP trying to get out of this mess?
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>>675934927
rollin
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>>675934927
Rollerino
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fake and gay kill yourself faggot
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>>675934927
Really really like this image
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>>675935044
Winrar, send it OP
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>>675934927
roll
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>>675935044
Winrar
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>>675934666
Winrar
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>>675935045
>>675933800

Nope. I sent her dubs.
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>>675935044
WINRAR
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>>675935045
read
>>675933800
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>>675934927
Ruhrollin
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>>675934927
WINRAR
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Send her a link to this thread
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>>675935044
Winear
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>>675935321
>>675922901
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>>675935044
WINRARRR
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>>675934787
and now we wait
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>>675935044
WINRARrrRRRR
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new thread when?
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inb4 404 and op being relieved
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