i want to kill myself
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i want to kill myself
why do you wanna kill yourself jake?
>>675922533
Join the party.
>>675922533
Do it faggot
>>675922533
Do not make suicide threads
Call the Crisis Hotline in your city
and get help
No. Fuck bitches get paid. No kill.
>>675922533
Then fucking do it faggot
>>675922533
Its definitely NOT worth it.
OP here. how should I do it anons, I want to be creative
You probably should.
>>675923145
OD on shrooms
>>675922533
Welcome to the party pal
It's not going to happen im out of this thread
>>675923253
I don't have access to drugs and i'm a virgin
you in the AU?
>>675923544
Yeah
>>675923739
what state?
>>675923852
Queensland
>>675924191
I'm from queensland. I dont have much money could i just borrow the gun and ill have someone mail it back when im done
see your GP faggot
>>675924106
too far, can't help you, unless you wanna trade cock pics or chat or something?
>>675924903
I mean, i'm kind of a sissy and my cock is pretty small...
I can't stop you, but I will say it would be best if you stay with us, anon. There's countless of things that can happen in your life that is totally worth living. Even if it's just drugs. You get one life, and even if it may seem worthless, it's something you can fill with things you think are cool. I felt the same thing you did, filled my life with drugs (lots of psychedelics), was ready to die, met a cool girl who enjoyed drugs like me, and now I'm happily doing drugs with a very cool chick with a steady job, just living it day by day. Also, I would advise thinking about people you influence on a regular basis. You could actually mean so much to a random anon on the street and you have no idea.
>>675925365
would be good if you were closer, I would have some "use" for you
>>675925509
I don't feel like i matter to anybody, my cock is too small for any femanons
>>675925509
If I didn't get to you, just try to make it clean. The people that have to clean up have probably seen some really scarring shit so think about those guys.
>>675925586
I find it hard to believe that anyone would have a use for me
>>675925849
job? income? You can import an asian like I did. or at least go fuck one for around $200.
Just ask yourself one question: do you BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?
>>675926096
Your ass and mouth would be of some use to me.
>>675926019
I dont want it to be too messy, I dont want my family to have to scrape me off the walls
>>675924569
We can work something out.
Post nudes.
As long as you are still warm mind if I just pick it up myself?
>>675926241
why do you want to kill yourself?
>>675925849
That's fine. You can make it up by perfecting the art of oral stimulation. Give yourself a reason why femanons would love to be in bed with you. Or you could find a good guy if you are into that. I bet you could find the coolest people if you just chill with us on earth a bit longer man.
>>675922533
No, you don't.
You want attention.
Fuck off.
gay
>>675926226
Really?
>>675926766
If my attention means OP will cheer up a bit, I'm fine with that.
>>675922533
buy some wintergreen oil, drink it,
finish.
expect dying in some incredible pain and can take up to a week to die, (liver insufisency)
cost about 13$
Really.
>>675926628
I feel like femanons would laugh at me and my ass is too tight and sensitive to a guy
op you're cute don't do it ;-;
>>675922533
Dude you are cute.
Just find an old woman or guy to get your rocks off with.
Death is too final.
If you close your eyes you can imagine who ever you want is sucking your cock.
>>675927012
what's wintergreen oil?
OP here. i would like to submit to someones will if im not going to kill myself
>>675927228
I dont feel like it
>>675927150
Then you eat her pussy like a fucking greasy ass pizza. You gotta start somewhere, my friend. Some guys have small dicks, some women have really huge cunts. Unfortunate, yes, but there is something in you that screams "I can make you cum buckets". You just have to figure out what that is. Just start somewhere, man.
>>675926922
yeah, it's too bad you're way too far away.
>>675927672
How old are you?
>>675927892
My family tells me i need to find god
>>675922721
Who is this?
>>675928093
Why? He is not lost, you are.
>>675927943
Where are you?
Do it pussy. You won't. Little dick no balls.
>>675928169
So what is your issue?
>>675927275
anyone?
>>675922533
do it fagot
>>675928370
Yes.
>>675928355
all the femanons at school don't like me and make fun of me saying that i'm weird.
>>675923544
Checked
>>675928169
I didn't get laid until i was 24 so what is your issue?
Bait file name newfags
>>675927659
Main contituent is Methyl salicylate
basicaly its a contitutent very very close to what is in aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid)
its have some weak pain relief effect,
in quantity up to 10 ml its can be lethal,
taking 5 ml is like taking 11 500 mg aspirin tablet.
so 10 ml is like 22 tablet.
likely to screw the liver permanently, if someone expect surviving this he would need a liver transplant.
Methyl salicylate in low quantity is not dangerous its used in many fragrance, perfume, flavor,
its all a question of quantity
>>675928546
Yeah, don't worry about those bitches. You think at 14 a lot of others in your school are getting laid?
>>675928546
Oh. Yeah thats a big problem. You should kill yourself. Just tie a noose
>>675928546
Fuck 'em school will be over before you know it..
Life starts after High School..
>>675928811
OP its dubs. Sorry but this guy's word is superior
>>675922533
Would you mind being taken and kept as a slave for me? Nothing too crazy, just sex and house chores and etc.
Don't do it there's always a solution for everything even for stupid hoes they don't worth it
>>675928093
god isn't going to help you. Only random people that are influenced by you, like myself, can help you.
>>675922533
so do i, so do a lot of other people. your point? do something with your life. make a difference in the world or shut the fuck up
>>675929077
How are you influenced by me?
Do it, nobody cares about you.
Only Satan but i guess you will be seeing him soon.
bruh get that dic suked
>>675922533
Lets make a suicide pact OP. You go first k
>>675929077
Nice Dubs.
Too bad you are wrong.
God helps folks just not ion the way folks usually expect. He does not make you rich or comfortable. You suffer you die and you return to his Kingdom. God never promised this place would be good it is a School or Jail nothing more.
You want something? YOU have to make it happen.
>>675929217
He is blowing smoke up your ass OP trying to see if he can get some fresh chicken. Get the fuck off the internet you are endangering yourself.
>>675928743
everyone else is getting laid. some of them have been involved in orgies
Welcome to the club
>>675929217
You've caused me to click on your thread and attempt to talk you out of it. I don't expect you to take much of anything I say to heart, but all I'm saying is to keep going a little longer, do things a little out of your boundaries, meet some new people, and see where you stand then.
>>675929651
Dude, stop.
>>675929678
Bull shit they are telling stories to seem bad.
Very few get laid in High School.
You are not hideous.
Join a team and kick some ass.
You are young you just need to get some confidence.
Ever been pissed on?
>>675929946
i'm not in highschool
Isis is hiring
>>675929911
Why so you can lure and rape some stupid kid?
Not going to happen.
-White Knight 2007
You faggot, I'm 14 and in grade 9. Elementary was the worst thing in my life! I had no friends, I was fat, I hated myself, but when I went to high school everyone was amazing! I have 7 friends, I started to workout, and my grades are in the 90's. And if you are going to kill yourself, at least sent nudes you faggot!
>>675929998
no?
>>675930064
did you drop out?
>>675930374
no, im in middle school
Boxxy
>>675929651
No, you have only submitted to the superstitions you were taught as a child. Especially that "mysterious god works in ways humans can't understand" thing. Naturally, that is most people. Especially in America. But that's okay. You're not killing anyone, raping anyone, so I still respect you.
>>675930064
OK Middle School what ever.
You are not the first one to get depressed.
If you want more out of life go and get it.
If you want to get laid go out and find some one to fuck. Shit put a sign around your neck and stand in front of some bar downtown. (Gay or Straight what ever the fuck you are into.) Point is YOU have to have the balls to do what it takes, but mind you it is risky.
These fuckers here on /b/ are drolling over you and just waiting for you to fuck up and tell them where you live so they can bully you until you kill yourself for real. Or do worse to you.
You came to the armpit of the internet and you are lucky I am in the mood to warn you off rather than let you really get hurt.
Now get the fuck out of here.
don't we all OP
The guy is in grade 8, what a faggot! You think your life sucks?! I was a refugee when I was 1 then I had to move to Syria when I was 2 years old, but when I was in Iraq, my dad was kidnapped... You can actually go suck a die faggot, if you're going to kill yourself for a girl saying "weirdo" then fuck you! You fuck, you should kill yourself!
>>675930488
Forever Queen
>>675930579
LOL
Brother you have made a huge mistake.
I am not superstitious.
I hate Churches and organized religion.
God is perhaps obscure in his plan but it is there if you really look for it. Honestly you are far better off being ignorant of the entire business.
Dud his Son got fucked up and even knew what was going on.
Job got fucked over and he was one of the most faithful.
Stay the fuck away from religion.
I told Op if you want it go get it nothing more.
I am not here to tell you how to become religous, but if you really want the truth I will tell you.
But you will be pretty depressed afterwards and probably WILL want to kill yourself. But by that time the option will no longer be available.
So I suggest you move on now.
>>675930679
Why would /b/ be drooling over me
>>675930460
Australia doesn't have middle school
This kid isn't going to get all of Aussie to suck his dick, even if he wants it...
>>675931397
What side of the spectrum are you even on
just play league of legends
or Guild Wars 2 if you have to, that game is F2P now
>>675931963
Aw shit fo' real?1?
>>675931192
Joseph is king now nigger
>>675932198
fuck you kike! no one can replace boxxy
It's not worth it, OP. I've gone through periods where I've thought about suicide a lot, but I always come to the same conclusion: it's either this or nothing. If you kill yourself, you don't get a second chance. You don't get to start over. You're not going to go be with God and all your dead relatives; that's a bunch of bullshit. Your consciousness, everything that makes you you, is gone forever.
Life sucks, I get that, but there are so many things you can find that you enjoy, and that's infinitely better than just ceasing to exist. Even if it's drugs, alcohol, porn...shit, at least you're having a good time! Learn to draw. Write something. Play an instrument. Troll morons on the internet. Whatever takes your mind off things and makes you laugh. Enjoy your time here. It's all the time you've got.
post some pics of how you wanna kill yourself
>>675931397
C'mon dude. This is 4chan. You can literally say anything you want and noone will give a fuck. You're not changing anyone once you reveal "the revealing truth". Like I said anon, you're probably a really cool dude. You're just following the oldest story to ever become popular. That's just it. A really old story.
>>675931465
Type the word ugly in to Google.
You look way better than anyone on there.
Sure you are awkward and weird you are fucking young. Not everyone is cool in School.
First thing your School is where you go to learn and get good grades so you can get in to a decent college. Socialize anywhere but there.
Don't give two fucks about anyone at your School. You make your life outside of school.
Join a group that interests you.
Do shit other than simply trying to get your dick wet.
That will happen eventually but DO NOT make it your biggest focus. Jack off like every other kid on the planet so you are not so hormone driven. If you are always thinking about it you won't become more interesting.
Act, Dance, do Sports, what ever it takes to distract yourself. You become interesting by doing something you love better than anyone else does it.
Sure you may look weird or be a faggot at first so what. Be a dork and toss the ball until you are the best. Then join a different sports team where they think you are a natural born athlete.
Care less about what others think about you.
You are going to be fine.
So you're in middleschool? Middleschool was fucking awful. I wanted to kill myself, too. No friends, depressed, etc. I thought life was gonna be that shitty forever.
But in highschool everything got better. Made lots of friends, had good times, felt 100x better. I'm 19 now and still feel depressed, but there's definitely light in my life, and I'm not even religious. I just take it one day at a time. Hang in there
>>675922533
I heard dat nigga hooked on drugs
I'm not wearing hockey pads
>>675933015
>>675933037
Why are you people falling for this literally low quality bait?
I heard dat nigga hooked on drugs
>>675922533
Why?
>>675931955
The side that knows the average /b/tard who like to call others "autistic" is really the true cum bubbling faggot.
You faggoty ass, pole smoking, fudge packing, Ducati owning, bum banditing,
willie woofting, bean queening, jizz guzzling, poo pipe pirating, botty burglaring, bum chumming, pillow biting, cake eating, sword swallowing, knob knobbling, marmite mining, chocolate chimney sweeping, pipeline surfing, chutney ferreting, cocoa shunting, dinner mashing, cock gobbling, salad tossing, dung pushing, corn holing, jobby jabbering, orchid eating, cheesy wheelbarrow pushing, dicky licking, turd burgling, donut punching, sausage jockeying, doormat bashing, uphill gardening, uranian poonce!
>>675933015
This, while enjoying a nice bottle of cristal.
This asshat looks familiar, I know this shit stain
>>675932306
hello
>>675928546
yea that does sound like a pretty big fuckin problem
end your misery bro
>>675922533
I kill myself once long ago. Believe me, its literally a hell. Follow your life, we cant hide or scape of this, its eternal.
>>675933556
I wanna fuck this bunny
Female bunnies need not apply.
>>675933536
Say my name
>>675933815
Fuck off /x/fag
>>675933194
Because I love seeing you guys come in and throw in words like "low quality bait, autism, newfag". You've wasted just as much time on this thread reading everything, then come in and sound like you are such a hot shit. It's hilarious.
>took the bait
>>675933956
Remember me
>>675934240
Dan?
>>675933194
I was just bored and wanted to see what would happen, pic isn't even me.
>>675933401
For some reason, this has given me a chubby. That is all.
>>675922533
op looks underage
if you an hero pls post vid
This fucktard went to school with me
>>675934703
i'm 14
>>675922533
>tfw faganon
>tfw every time someone knows my sexuality on this site ignores me until i deliver boypussy
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opposite sexuality.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my sexuality at any cost if i want to interact with you
4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".
>and4 "boypussy or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your sexuality, dont say it"
Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do gay things or i acted like a fag)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.
You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
>>675934811
MODS MODS MODS
>>675934760
who are you???
Kill you're self u cunt
>>675934865
>>675932953
Anon I said what I said.
I don't gild the Lilly.
I have been stright forward and to the point.
OP's picture does not come up in any searches and does not appear to be copy pasts. Even if it is some little dude may be lurking and will get a clue. Either way the net can be a wonderful tool or an evil fucking place.
I have been a white knight on /b/ long enough that IDGAF anymore.
You can think I am a troll or King Solomon.
That is the wonderful thing about free will.
Right now you have it...
But I looked under the rug, I know what the fuck is happening.
I am just nice enough not to always want to troll everyone. Especially if I really think you are just an ignorant kid.
I am out.
-WK2007
>>675929651
>>675930096
>>675930679
>>675931397
>>675933015
>>675933401
DO A FLIP!
I miss all those good times we had in ye old high school
>>675934811
You have to 18-years or older to use 4chan kiddo. Fucking faggot
>>675934811
kys pls
post gore
>>675922533
live steam it
>bet you dont do it
>>675934865
It's hideous, but there's other things that keep me here.
>>675935322
dubs mean gore
>>675935227
fuckin hell jer-bear
>>675935465
OP would you slam that?
Cuz if you don't want to, get the fuck off my /b/
Caww!
>>675935567
cool thread has been derailed, even better op might have flipped out like a tard and broke his computer, and best he an hero'd.
>>675935733
Im finally going somewhere, I'm a somebody now.
The clitasaurus rex has spoken
>>675935195
You know just as much as everyone else. The funny thing about ignorance is that the people that think they know, turn out to be the ignorant ones. A very interesting irony, I must say. But no, you don't know. You weren't there. You only have your experiences with stories which you interpreted in a certain way. However, assuming you are a man(?) of your word, you won't reply to this. Just keep being a decent person, and I wish you my best.
>>675922533
Post Pics
Please
>>675936254
>>675935901
>>675935733
listen nigger
the amount of posters isn't going up
which means you are the only fag trying to post
LISTEN OP
NOBODY LIKES YOU
NOBODY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND
AND YOU WILL GO NOWHERE IN LIFE
tl;dr get the fuck out underage b&
>>675936674
fuck quoted
>>675935901 (You) instead of
>>675936019
but same fucking idea
Would you like to Skype Jake? If not please watch teal swans video titled "I want to kill myself" it may help she's pretty honest yet empathic, won't shove shit up your throat that selfish cuvks of this world will tell you
>>675937275
you know, maybe ill just go up to the cave and let off some steam. Just like the good ol' days
Seriously. I will listen to you with non judgment one Skype call, ok?
>>675937275
>skype
>not irc
why
>>675937275
>>675937653
>>675937729
Never give personal info on 4chan.
Its a trap.
>>675937729
wtf did you just say to me. you wanna roll bruh
>>675937913
Voice>text
Fam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DfA2juwBdT
