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ah, the biggest slut of all to wave the banner of a new thread
katia, i thought you didn't save furry stuff
I have low expectations for this thread
But he has to be FUCKED IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675921710
May as well try.
>>675921892
I dont save furry porn filth
he does, omg, i forgot
>>675922144
nice meme
>>675922046
I will, I don't hit the year qualification for awhile though so it's no rush.
It'll all work out eventually
>>675921589
>>675922221
it isnt
HELLO FREKLZ
>>675922314
so you say
javascript:;>>675921268
The Madagascar hissing cockroach, even in the wild, have no harmful bacteria, no viruses, and no parasites. You're talking about an animal that feeds largely on organic naturally occurring material. Sure they CAN get diseases or parasites, but they're not normally present in them. The biggest threat to them are the commensal mites that they have, and then the threat is only that the mites can increase in number and cause starvation. Like I said, they're incredibly clean animals.
>>675922263
I do hope so. This is, of course, due to the higher quality of education you will be receiving abroad.
>>675922312
Leave Texas already. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675922432
I can not change your mind if that is what you want to think.
hai katia
>>675922561
I am working on it
I will not be available until monday though
>>675922477
I'm not sure if it's a higher quality education or not, but it will be an enriching experience I'm sure.
>>675922601
you're so considerate <3
>>675922725
are you not able to video game or something until you leave texas?
i am streaming, for interested parties
>>675922725
Did you relay my message?
>>675922832
who are you again
>>675922857
i may be interested
>>675922857
streaming what?
>>675922885
i'm me, of course
>>675922857
I'm not particularly interested
>>675922892
/ass_brains
>>675922964
video games, of a sort
and path of exile later
>>675922840
correct
>>675922874
I did
>>675923054
no wonder darwin is here then.
I am interested.
>>675922777
You will be enriched every evening.
But I am only here because of someone else.
>>675923262
That sounds often, I hope I can keep up.
darwin stop creating folders that I want, it makes me feel like a leech to ask you for them all
>>675923212
>>675923368
>>675923368
>>675923368
>>675923368
>>675923054
What was her response?
>>675923376
I get giddy thinking about it.
>>675923443
>it makes me feel like a leech
cause u are
except you have anime eyes painted on
Should I fuck my butt or go to bed?
it is okay if you are a leech
>>675923622
neither, watch netflix until morning
I HAVE USED THIS ONE BEFORE
>>675923524
>>675923697
I did not say it was a bad thing.
>>675923565
You'll get to enrich me in the mornings, I'll make time.
>>675923711
but that'll mess up my sleep schedule
Also I don't have netflix.
>>675923765
>>675923622
Fuck your butt in the shower of course.
>>675923797
I will strive to save some energy for it.
>>675923565
she was like "uh, okay"
>>675923617
I KNOW
>>675923697
;~;
>>675923765
STILL
Post roaches
>>675924027
>>675923697
>>675923880
>>675924027
That is exactly like what you would respond.
>>675924244
>>675924027
I am good at linking
>>675924109
>>675924250
proof we are related, I guess
>>675924098
>>675924364
please do not lick my eye
>>675924026
I'll try not to make you expend too much.
>>675924250
>
Saving that one.
>>675924481
no guarantees
>>675924529
>>675924364
>>675924645
you didn't have that gif?
*Enters thread*
hello kyle
>>675924796
bye
>>675924868
get out, freak
Hey guys, this is a pretty dumb question but whatever. I've heard of people having "dormant" STDs, where they don't even know they have it until they give it to someone. Would it hypothetically be possible to give yourself an STD that you already had if cum got in an open wound or something similar? Would that activate it?
>>675924859
Hello, Dom.
I see you're here tonight.
inb4 I don't talk to anyone here much any more
>>675924529
god that is still SO STRANGE but not in a bad way
>>675924651
PLEASE
>>675924581
>>675924731
>>675924529
>>675925101
oh I thought you meant the hand holding gif
>>675925101
>>675924796
hello
>>675925443
Sup, guy?
ugh
i dont want to have to go to work tomorrow
Love Spark will feed.
>>675925272
>>675925272
>>675925067
I must keep this argument going cause I'm bored
>>675925728
>>675925676
i'm not your guy, buddy
>>675925042
No, I don't think that's how that works.
*leaves thread*
more images of shinobu drooling please
>>675925736
be bored with me
You were here?
>>675925689
>>675926187
that sounds remarkably less boring
yeah, he *entered thread* a few minutes ago
>>675926232
I dunno man, you'd be surprised at how boring I can be
>>675926449
we could play boardgames instead of being bored
I AM ERECT
I missed it because I did not recognize the image.
>>675926221
I got hungry from what you said earlier. I will return once I procure something.
>>675926589
hmmm
is that the BEST you can come up with?
>>675926798
See you soon
>>675926812
w-what do you mean?
Playing two board games at the same time?
are you MAD?
>>675926940
w-well
or we could forget about the board games...
>>675926764
>>675926886
>>675927068
You getting into Charr now?
I-I like board games
>>675927335
Ive had this folder for several months.
>>675927627
Flash Point Fire Rescue is pretty fun.
Sylvari best race
>>675927301
and
just games?
>>675920467
nefel is indonesian, remember
I will fucking cut you
>>675919891
>actually sounds like a good time
It was a good time
>>675920006
>I'm trying to convince my family to defect to England with me.
Their leader sticks his dicks in dead pigs though
>>675920223
>picnicking at 1 am
what other time would you picnic at?
>>675928622
timely
>>675928622
Welcome back
>>675928606
I was thinking we could uh
h-hold hands
>>675928622
de_stroyed
Katia come over so we can hold hands and make the others jealous
>>675928912
>>675928678
You're so trash
You brought up boardgames and you fucked it up
>we could play boardgames instead of being bored
>hmmm
>is that the BEST you can come up with?
You could have followed it up by suggesting Twister, which would have been an innocent comment with lewd implications but instead you just sucked. SUCKED.
>>675928785
It started to get moist outside
>>675928912
Like your sphincter
>>675929081
How unfortunate. Were you with the family?
>>675929075
unfortunately nefel ruined your chance by being much better at flirting than you and pointing out all your flaws
>>675929081
n-no
>>675929219
Yeah, we went to the lake. It's like a 5 minute walk.
Started drizzling so we left.
>>675929383
absolutely not, we don't have twister. Not in this christian household no sir.
>>675929595
That does tend to put a damper on things. What kinds of foodstuffs did you have?
>>675929620
>you will never get all twisted up with katia
>>675929883
I am a pure maiden until marriage
>>675929999
heh heh yeah okay
wait
what is this sudden role reversal
>>675929701
chips and dip
rolls with shredded chicken and salads
some jelly (jello? idk what you yanks call it)
>>675929999
so forever?
>>675930136
>rolls with shredded chicken
one of my favorite
A common dinner at my house will be buying rolls and like a costco roasted chicken, tearing the meat off and combining
>>675930112
>>675922869
Mordecai?
>>675930376
shut up faget
>>675930352
That's basically what we did
Also had some lettuce, cheese, tomato, mayo/sauces, onions, whatever was wanted
I only had lettuce and cheese.
>>675930685
now hold my hand.
>>675930702
I hate lettuce
and onions
and tomato
cheese sounds nice though.
>>675925049
i am here every night
>>675930791
jproc and i are best operators
>>675930838
I like lettuce. Iceberg lettuce, not that nasty ass purple shit. As long as it's not that super thick crunchy bit you get at the bottom
For me it adds just enough crunch without ruining the texture or taste. I can also tolerate julienned carrots, sometimes.
>>675931207
>Iceberg lettuce, not that nasty ass purple shit
this a thousand times
>>675931069
do not kiss my girlfriend
I have enough love for everybody
>>675931516
you having a stab wound
why don't you two just stop arguing and get into the eiffel tower position?
>>675921892
Man, that bottom is one chubby puppy.
>>675932046
no he just has birthin' hips
for butt babies
>>675931516
>>675932281
Still can't associate fat with cute.
nefel
be one side of my eifel tower
>>675932649
Someone show him the one with the badger in briefs tied up with the ghost hands.
b-but who in the middle
not your gross ass that's for sure
>>675932649
I'm sorry
>>675931093
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww
>>675933010
who the fuck do you think?
>>675932756
sure thing
>>675931040
So... I heard you come here often.
>>675924421
They so cute ahhh
If they had wings it would be another story
>>675933216
no I mean this second tower with you and kiss
>>675933184
>>675933338
oh
idk
>>675933338
Anyone but you
>>675933510
well OBVIOUSLY
>>675933478
well then it's just two dudes high-fiving
>>675933287
You terrible person.
>>675933409
He's too much of a butt operator
>>675927674
And it's full of sexy strong furry men with stripes.
>>675933642
>well then it's just two dudes high-fiving
sounds good to me
https://youtu.be/Qh6z8qOaXro?t=19s
>>675933642
I dunno maybe we can lure darwin in with a baited snare
>>675933769
that's a good point
>>675933837
why would you want him in the middle of anything, though
>>675933837
But where will we get the children to bait it with?
>>675933678
Yeah I like strong men.
>>675934051
It's actually just a pillow with a face drawn on it
>>675933990
Because I don't trust him and I need him somewhere where I can keep an eye on him
>>675933878
Cute
>>675934178
Well strength is a defining characteristic of men.
>>675934456
Oh wow
>>675934456
thanks
>>675934376
That seems like a good plan, less illegal.
Anyone doing a Easter bunny hunt tomorrow?
He needs to hurry back from getting food, I miss him already.
>>675934772
nop. i got work all weekemd
>>675934772
No im not gay
>>675934772
We hide baskets and plastic eggs with dollars usually.
>>675934772
I'm setting one up for the kids
>>675933234
yea that's me
>>675931755
it is more circular than that
>>675932585
next thread i will post the image
>>675933287
Right? They're cuties.
>>675933663
Don't be jealous, Nibi.
>>675934880
Hope your getting good pay for it.
>>675934915
It will be fun.
>>675935010
That's a great idea!
>>675935019
Hope they like it. Never give them hints either.
>>675935132
I await the image
>>675935308
I havent actually looked into it but I imagine I am. everyone is upset because this is the first easter the store has been open on
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