You have 10 seconds to post the best smell in the world.
>hard mode: nothing sexual
New car bruh.
>>675919272
fresh linen
Nothing like a good ole whiff of smegma
>>675919272
Autumn breeze, where the wind is crisp and cold, wood begins to rot, dirt and soil pungent, frost creeping up the nose telling of winter.
fresh franjipani flower
The smell before a thunderstorm
>>675919564
that's pretty good
>>675919272
suntan lotion. turns me on
>>675919272
jet fuel, idk why
>>675919788
yes
wet summertime cement
chocolate chip cookies baking on christmas eve
>>675919272
>>675919388
>>675919552
All good, but I prefer Et du "Napalm stuck to kids"
Petrol
Vanilla
Butterscotch.
Bread that's baking
>>675919974
Steel beams tho
for me, there are two:
1. forest after rain
2. freshly ground monsooned malabar coffee
Cut grass
>>675919974
Does not melt steel beams. :/
>>675919272
I like the smell when I sharpen a pencil.
>>675919272
Sage and pine in the forests of the Sierras or Cascades.
Premium gasoline
>>675919272
Meetingroom/ boardroom. Expensive leather seats, expensive 40 foot wood table
It smells like what I imagine being rich smells like
little girls(5-9).
>>675919272
The smell of a pool. It's amazing.
Hoppes no. 9 gun oil
>>675920060
this
>>675919974
I know why
>>675920167
Lol nice
cheap gasoline
Freshly burnt gunpowder
napalm in the morning
new speakers
>>675919272
The smell of a loli after gym class.
>>675920060
Oh yis
Spiced tea
The smell of vaseline. Gets me rock hard.
>>675920215
You do know that the forrest smell the same before and after rain, right?
It's just that your smell receptors in your nose is more sensitive when moist so they pick up more smells.
>>675920373
/k/ cologne
Cocaine
Freshly opened playstation 2 game and manual
Wet grass
Garlic frying
A loli's feet after gym class
Chloroform
fresh bread
The pages in a book.
Gasoline.
I don't know why.
>>675919974
Oh vey
Paint thinner/lacquer thinner (work in a factory)
>Emma Watson's crotch.
>>675920634
Old book or new?
fabric softener
Runts Bananas
>>675919272
I actually like the smell of car exhaust. The black kind that is definitely not street legal.
Freshly baked apple crumble
Freshly baked Cinnamon Rolls
Dirty socks?
ear wax and 2 day old spit masturbation dick.
Fresh just-pulled-out-of-the-oven cookies.
Also,
>>675920634
>>675920613
Spot on.
Fresh cut spring flowers spewing from a babbling brook with a hint of lemon
Eau de Billy Mays sweat on Vietnamese people
>>675919272
Campfire.
>>675919272
Roasted garlic
That smell when you turn on the vacuum.
Or when you rail a line of blow.
Hmm.. Probably just me, but when i scratch my fingers after I've smoked, it smells pretty good as well.
>>675920461
its smells like pork crackling
strawberries
Almond extract
Bleach is the best fucking shit in the world, not a suicide joke, just bleach
Only real answer is bacon
A fresh wet shit that takes a while to push out
Zyklon-B
burnt flesh
blood
>>675919272
Holy water smells like heaven.
>>675920060
You mean asphalt?
>>675920577
Agreed and chekt
>>675921108
Deus Vult.
>>675920726
the 5th page of a kindle
>>675919272
petrichor
>>675919788
which is the fungus in the soil releasing its spores... youre sniffing fungus basically. and yes, it does smell good
>>675920521
which means that the smell of a forest after rain is better than before. so what's your point?
>>675919272
Fresh CP
>>675919272
Slightly burnt marshmallows.
Smell of creosote
>>675921103
>>675920650
Diesel master race.
>>675920521
which is the fungus in the soil releasing its spores... youre sniffing fungus basically. and yes, it does smell good
That bowling ally smell of 2nd hand smoke and french fries
>>675921166
Well, I guess my point is that the smell does't change, but your perception of it does.
None the less, you are right, it's semantics and I don't know why I had to point it out.
>>675921391
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>675920761
>im not alone
>>675919272
Fresh baked blueberry muffins
Stale piss
this
5 to 9.
>>675919272
whatever plastic/latex they used to make kids doctor play kits from back in the 70s
GOD I LOVED THAT SMELL
>>675919272
your skin after a shower
>>675920577
Fuck...my dude fell through today, was supposed to have an O for me for vacation next week. Feels bad man...
Also, the smell of a new vidya console for some reason.
>>675921487
a bush baby
The smell of your top lip after a run
>>675921450
spot on
Smell of Gas
I don't know why, but I like my own fart smell. Not shit, just the fart.
>>675920461
>>675920761
The monkey
>>675921842
There are a lot of gases and most of they smell very different, if they even have a smell.
Diesel master race or different gas?
>>675921879
Most people enjoy the smell of their own odour.
Your own fart.
>a baker's walk-in cooler
>>675922140
My sweat's disgusting, my shit is overpowered, and my ass smells awful.
>>675922254
Yes, my fart.
>>675919272
The scent of fresh winter air in your womans hair as you hug her.
>>675919272
>when you open that box of crunchberries.
>daffodils
>Opium
>14 years old girl's hair in Saturday morning.
>>675919272
the smell at a outdoor grill or cookout
mouthgasm every time
Cigar box/classical guitar soundhole wood smell
when girls take of there shoes and then you smell them! like heaven
>>675919272
Charcoal grill lighter fluid
Smell= instant summer
>Agalloch (wood smoke)
>Petrichor (the smell of the first rain after a dry spell)
cant fuck with it.
Walking in to a coffee shop.
Brewed coffee on an airplane
>>675919272
Fresh baked biscuits
100% badger brush
Artificial Apple pie hand soap, after a long run in the morning.
A new package of Tennis Balls
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
>>675923701
smells like pussy
>>675921954
Beat me to it.
There is literally no better smell than the Monkey from Earthbound in scratch and sniff form. Anything else anyone says suggesting otherwise is a moron. And not only are they a moron, but they are a moron of such ample magnitude that it hurts to even try to explain it accurately. But here goes:
Denying the fact that the monkeys smells the best literally puts you on the same level of thought processing as a rock. Yes, any lifeless, boring, dull old rock. Perhaps one on the beach. Perhaps one on a trail, somewhere. Perhaps one in a landscaping yard. But a rock, nonetheless. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Anon, rocks don't have minds. They can't think. They have no capacity for intelligence because they lack the cells that comprise a brain to interpret anything, at all." And yes, that's exactly my point. EXACTLY my point. To deny the monkey is the best smell in world is to put yourself on that same level. No hyperbole- no exaggeration- no ballyhoo. Just truth. So if you can't accept the fact that you'd be on that very same level, I don't know what to tell you... Because there is nothing I could tell you. Just like how I could not tell a rock to have a mind and think in a smart fashion, one that says the Earthbound Monkey smells better than anything in the world, nay, the UNIVERSE, I could not tell you anything that would be able to sink in. I could not tell you one plus one equals two, and you understand. I could not tell you the sky is blue, and you understand. I could not even tell you that you're reading this message right now, reading these words, and you'd understand. These are just the facts, ladies and gentleman. Anything else is false, a lie. Monkey is life. Monkey is truth. Monkey is all, and all is Monkey.
Thank you very much for you time, and goodnight. God bless.
>>675920131
>petrol
Abbo detected
>>675923897
>>675923897
I aint reading that shit nigga
Bonfire on your clothes the morning after
Wake up and smell of (good) coffee your wife is making, knowing you have all her heart and can trust her for the rest of your life.
you just want to kiss her on the cheek and tell her you love her.
Sawed wood smell
>>675923897
>the sense of smell is subjective
>>675923897
Have my cartridge not the stickers though and never had.
I just wanna smell it without paying a couple hundred
basil when making home made food. mom used to cook like that all the time when i lived at home, it was the fucking best
Also, sandalwood. Fuck I love sandalwood.
>>675924324
annoyed cat is annoyed
>>675919788
This.
Then the smell of me sparking a joint while I sit on the porch and watch the storm roll in.
Nail polish
>>675919272
the hair of the woman you love.
>ctrl+f
>"jizz" not found
>"semen" not found
>"cum" not found
k then.
Smell of oger
burning jews
>>675919272
napalm
>>675924979
Oh god, pheromones.
The chemical mix we call "love". Love the smell.
New books or playing cards. Ink and paper.
koreans killing rioting niggers during LA riots
Burnt juice
Really no one gonna say feet ?
>>675919272
The smell of my fingers when i scratch my sweaty balls when its been a solid day and a half without having a shower when its hot.
>>675925364
Really gotta be specific here.
Who's feet?
>>675919272
Opening a pack of magic cards
jet engine exhaust
>>675919564
a good one
Mine is the smell of blooming Easter lilies.
Honeysuckle
>>675922043
Petrol master race, faggot
Petrichor
>>675919272
When it rains after a long dry season.
Weeeeeeeeeeeed
New Yugioh cards
>>675919272
The forest after a spring rain
>>675925480
>>675919788
This, or freshly wet concrete on a humid afternoon.
>>675925928
>MUH HIGH RPMs
Diesel is superior in torque and power
>tfw no herbal tea
>tfw no face
Good weed
I really like the smell of snow, or rather the smell of when it is snowing
>>675926451
But it wrecks the engine though.
>>675926600
>wrecks the engine
What kind of shitty diesels you talking about
>inB4 cumins
>>675919272
a can of bleach
>>675926600
>>675926586
The smell of a cold winters night.
>>675926843
Clorox smells great.
>>675919272
i like to smell my boyfriend's ears
>>675919272
The smell of a newly bought, brand new guitar
Burning autum leaves.
>>675919272
Cheap Pink bubble gum.
Pussy
Puppy feet
Citrus blossoms
Killer Dank Weed
Babies/toddlers (nothing weird, they just smell fresh... like the outside)
Vanilla bean
Musk perfume on a woman
But if it had to be one, then Amber resin would be it.
Receipts
Also this is now a receipt fetish thread.
>>675919272
Gumtrees
>>675919272
The smell of bacon, eggs, and coffee when your wake up from a tent on a hiking trip.
>>675919272
New shoe rubber/foam
>>675919272
>emma watson
go back to 9fag
>>675928120
W..what? That's almost as weird as the tile fetish. Pls continue.
>>675928120
Costco
Jcpenny
>Toy r us
Who's the big toy spender?
Julia.
my ball sweat... can't get enough if it after skipping one day of shower.
That or the smell that my leftover cum on y dick head becomes after a few hours, I think that might require a foreskin though to truly enjoy.
..Yea i'm fucked up I guess, I've always had a strong sense of smell and I feel I smell more things than most people. My gf always asks me to smell and taste food for her because of it, and because she's the opposite of me. I can't handle bad smells that don't come from me though... and no I don't like the smell of my shit.
Money. Don't handle it much now in the day of pay with plastic, but it's just a satisfying smell
>>675919272
my ex's perfume
Gasoline
Alcohol (medical sort)
Acetone
Oxygenated water
>>675928516
Why do you think he has all those toy store receipts?
> obvious
A girl on her period
>>675928428
Kek
>>675919272
The glorious smell of a military aircrafts cockpit.
>>675919272
Ozium.
>>675920588
Underrated
>>675919272
popcorn with the microwave on
that translucent pink gas station liquid hand soap that smells halfway between a lush fruit and almond/cherry/benzaldehyde.
>>675919272
campfires or alternatively I prefer rain
Carne asada
ANUS
>>675929779
Wrong side of the wall jose
The best smell in the world were my freshman year math class teachers boobies
>First day of fresman year
>Have hot milf teacher for math class
>8/10
>she leans over my desk to hand another kid a orientation paper
>her boobs are right next to my face
>they smell like strawberries
>she sees me staring and asks what i am looking at
>what do you think?
>get sent to detention
>half hour later she walks in
>spanks me, tells me i am a naughty boy and she knows what i want
>mfw i am homeschooled
>mfw my brother sees all this happen
Cont?
>baby powder
>>675919272
right after a heavy pour of rain on a summer day
>>675919272
deez nuts
The smell from rubbing your hands together really fast.
>train your inner jew
>>675931222
die in a fucking fire, pedo
>>675919272
your crush's perfume
>>675921066
activated almond extract?
hot girl's panties
Coffee in morning
>>675919272
For me, it's my childhood smells:
- black coffee
- fall in the mountains
- race fuel
- cordite
- apples
- oranges
- Skoal wintergreen long cut
- Hoppes No. 9
Fresh chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven, Cinnamon rolls, that new car smell, and blue berry muffins, Library books, Play-Doh, Wet paint and chlorine, Those giant felt tip markers and gasoline, all mixed together.
Cocaine.
>>675919272
Freshly mown grass, new parchment, spearmint toothpaste.
dunno if its technically sexual but
>really cute girl
>just took a shower
>hair 90% dry
>nose against her neck, breathe in to get 50% skin and 50% lingering shampoo-in-the-hair smell
that 1st wiff is something special. man.
>>675933498
Agree with this
>>675920761
ew god whats wrong with you. banana ones are instant headaches.
yeah. banana flavor gives me headaches
>tfw you're not a 9.3/10 extremeQT that i can give all my nana's to and we can be happy together
sesame seed oil.
>>675919272
cinnamon buns fresh out the oven
>>675919272
Aviation fuel /nitrous
Warm spring day in Northern California.
Fresh rain.
Barbeque
Apple Pie
>>675919272
My enemies tears.
my butthole
>>675919272
>You have 10 seconds to post the best smell in the world.
>implying it isn't Emma Watson's freshly washed asshole
>>675937896
>freshly washed
>>675939195
>freshly washed
>>675937896
I'd pay to sniff her dirty asshole
>>675939979
Get in line.
Jet engine exhaust
the first minutes of a rainstorm
pine trees
fresh brewed coffee
the smell of a new haircut
new and old books
old playing cards
nearby forest fire
old diesel cars
new electronics
charcoal grill
that smell you get when you brush your hand on a old CRT moniter
>>675919272
A fresh box of crayons
The smell of two stroke is heaven
McDonald's Coffee
>>675939195
>>675939827
>>675939979
>>675940158
thinking of how hard i would ravage Emma's tight butthole is making me diamonds
oh lawdy wat do?
Water smells pretty good
Chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.
Not the best smell, but tennis balls smell pretty good.
>inb4 sniffing balls joke
Popcorn, banana nut bread, oatmael raisin cookies
>>675940323
>that smell you get when you brush your hand on a old CRT moniter
oh god this
The smell of weed. Anyone?
>>675919272
The smell of napalm in the morning. Bonus points if you know where I got that.
Alligator lizards in the air
>>675933422
Dude dureans smell nasty
Tasty
>>675920110
Veteran fag detected
>>675919272
the best smell is pussy/ass fresh from the shower
>>675922772
Wouldn't say that this two are the best smells of the earth but I love both so much
pancakes that were just made with syrup pored onto them
>>675919272
There's a very specific type of soap I don't know the name of that kinda smells like plastic. I've smelled it in Stew Leonard's.
I would eat that stuff if it wasn't toxic and burn out my throat.
Stuff smells so damn tasty...
The smell of a freshly embalmed body. The combination of formaldehyde and old blood
=diamonds
>>675943650
Explain
>>675943650
That thing needs to be quickly bleached and then you need to blow it up. and burn down the pond. It's shit like this why humans kill the nature so much.
>>675919272
weed
>>675919272
THE SMELL PF FRESH WEED even non smoker like it
>>675919272
The sweet scent of queef dust.
>>675935307
how has no one acknowledged this fucking post. What the fuck is wrong with you anon
I think this is the most poetical thread I ever saw on /b/
>>675919707
>>675919872
you sir, have a really great taste! its this, and after that, its freshly mawed grass
Sea breeze
My weanus peanus! Haha! :D
>>675920373
This is definitely a top 3 smell.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WZkQvve.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
The smell of slime. Remember playing with that shit as a kid. It has a smell unlike any other. I can't even describe it but it brings me back to my childhood unlike any other smell can and I had a great childhood. I wasn't sexually, physically or mentally abused.
>>675919272
Metho
Vanilla yo!
hard mode? sex smells are usually disgusting unless you're craving to fuck
best smell is the smell of new electronics
That weird smell that only you can smell, specifically whenever you have like, a healing wound or sore or w/e. You know what I'm trying to say?
>>675920310
UPVOTED
>>675919272
A woman's feet.
Fresh split oak, and the first start of a chainsaw. Mmmm
the smell of freshly cooked bacon
Sweet Dreams Incence
hhhnnnnnnngggggg!!!!!!!!!
>>675919272
Roast Lamb
autism
the smell after it has rained
Calvin Klein: Beauty
>>675919272
That new plastic smell you get when walking near the desk floor mat area at a Staples, or similar store.
>>675919272
Walking into a construction store, literally orgasmic smell. Not sure if it's because of paint or something. Second best smell is the box that you just got delivered.
best smell in the world is the scent of a woman you love on her pillow in the morning.
it's like amphetamines.
>>675924856
Dat smell
Dank air with some skunky ass bud.
If there is a heaven
>that's the first thing I'd whiff
Burned wood
gold has best smell in world of dirty goyim
vanilla
>>675919272
Summer rain.
Fresh baked bread
>>675946324
What is it?
wood
the ocean
>>675925528
Very underrated.
Petrol.
