Spoil a movie in 5 words or less. Example "Han Solo Killed by Son" or Bruce Willis is a Ghost"
Paul walker crashes and dies.
>>675918118
Darth Vader is Luke's father
>>675918118
Niggers ruin everything
>>675918118
Superman totally does not die
batman v superman is awful
BatmanVSuperman is better than you will ever be shit head
>>675919507
Not really a spoiler anon
They didn't move the bodies!
>>675920233
sorry , i have learning difficulties
>kills himself so kid lives
Superman got killed by doomsday
Eagles save their asses, again
The gimp is Kaiser Soze
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
shes actually a guy
>>675918118
The titanic sinks, Jack dies
Deadpool kills lots of people
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Monkey Abraham Lincoln
>>675921250
Wow thanks retard. Literally fuck /b/
>>675921668
thats technically six words, dude
the dog eats pudding. basketball.
Emmett is kill
Gwen Stacy is kill
NIGGER
>had an extra word
Marley and me: Dog dies
They're not the grandparents
>>675922873
shit
haven't watched that, yet
Chloe falls to her death
Defendor dies
Kid paints mural
>the whole family is dead
Juno's head blown off
>fake monster. it's present day.
Ivan is incredible.
Ant man isn't an ant
whole movie is the trailer
Superman dies in latest movie
Jack and Jill is the same person
>>675921179
no one is goin to get this reference, cept me of course
Hitler didn't do anything wrong
Daryl die in the last episode
No monster in cloverfield. Aliens.
>Neo isn't "The One"
>>675925094
FUCK YOU FAGGOT!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!
Jews run hollywood. Heil Hitler.
>>675925441
Reads spoiler thread. Rages about spoilers.
Superman dies in batman v superman
>>675925625
>>675924934
This are low quality spoilers. It happened in "Doomsday" and he didn't actually died there and he neither dies in this one.
Emelie wants a new baby
Superman dies from Doomsday
>>675925076
Good for you. Bet you're real proud.
Affleck's wife faked her death
>>675925076
Oldfags we are
>>675926535
>>675926033
Not the anon who posted
>>675918118
rett butler don't give no damns
>jules dies. vince dies.
She shoots the new President
>>675924821
well done
Frank Underwood gets shot and needs a liver transplant. Doug feels guilty for killing the top donor recipient to save his life. Frank uses the NSA to rig the election results. Claire becomes fuck buddies with Tom and becomes Frank's running mate for Vice President by using sympathy gained from killing her sick mother.
>>675927099
autistic anon can't count words
>>675918118
Al Pacino is Satan
>>675927861
anon don't give no damns either
