-Civilization Thread-
>Valley of Autism
The rules are simple, please read them.
First dubs after update decides on what course of action is taken.
If first dubs is trips or higher then it's also good fortune in addition to the request.
If a post ends in 69 before first dubs, that round is nulled and it is bad fortune for the colony.
With that under way, lets get it started!
OP NEVER LETS THE CIV DIE EASY
>Population: 5
>Resources: 25 (-5 per turn)
>Condition: It's a nice day today.
Shameless self bump. waiting to get this going.
Send two people out to explore the surrounding area
>>675907005
that was pretty close
Attempt to find water in the surrounding area.
>>675907064
speaking of close...
have them fight to decide who gets to be cheif
>>675906341
getting plastered, also not so plastered but first time post ever on 4chan /b/, never done this before just wanna say, huge fan of REKT threads and shit. anyways, really kinda drunk. fucking, friends are huge assholes. like, fuck those mother fucking fucks. who needs them, their good for rent and nothing else since they just take your kindness and shove it up their ass and then try to shit all over you. hipocritical fucks. like, example. one friend, over 10 years I know this peace of shit. and he fucking disrespects me on a daily basis and shows no signs of caring. like, I have a car, and a license and I shofer his ass when he asks me to cause I am a nice guy, or as nice as I can be. then he fucking calls me a "rekt-less driver" and, like I pay for like, everything. but god forbid I leave my job. and even though I have some money in savings to cover my own ass and I say I can't pay for shit like I used too, like food and stuff, which I used to basically buy for everyone all the time. they have the nerve to call me a cheep bastard and insult me, you know. fuck friends, who needs them. really. peaces of shit.
>>675907191
Yea. As OP definitely don't want to kill my people already
Start building a camp
(OP)
>>675907365
nigger what?
>>675907486
right idea to start on, as limited resources.
have one of them dedicate their life to researchign botany
(OP) goddamnit guys, somebody gotta start this shit off.
Assign roles to each person.
2ppl - scouts: look for water and edible plants, be back at midday to help with camp
3ppl - start camp
>>675908011
...wasted.....
>>675908082
can i reroll? if so, this one.
>thinking of a new thing each time get tiresome
>>675908011
wow. alright. I guess i'll pick. the scouts one
>>675908254
which?
>>675908082
or
>>675907005
>not op btw
Since I wasted the first dubs, I picked the scout one.
Two people go to look for water and edible plants.
3 people start the camp.
>Population: 5
>Resources: 20 (-5 per turn)
>Condition: It's still a nice day today.
okay, anybody still here?
>>675909104
Scouts find a small stream and unknown berries to the east. they take note of the time and start heading back to camp.
>>675909582
I am, not sure about others
>>675909795
once some shit pops off, people will come.
stay vigilant and keep re rolling
One of the people at camp is bit by a poisonous snek
>please not be dubs or 69
>>675910191
>phew
>>675909795
reroll
(OP)
>>675910191
kek @ snek
>>675910324
So... many... (You)'s
Scouts find a cave.
Even Dubs explore
Odd Dubs ignore for now
The scouts find a qt trap
>>675910518
Hehe.
Scout 1 gives a thumbs up to Scout 2.
Scout 2 takes offense because of his/her heritage
>>675910617
I like this one better than going back, reroll
The scouts find the necromicon and 4 lizard pwople
>>675911133
fuckin finally
Camp builders notice deer in the distance
>>675911133
damn dude
>>675911262
continuing: One says "One day... I'm gunna fuk that bish"
Scouts find an Atari
>>675911133
The two scouts return to camp.
They return without food or water, but a strange book and 4 scaly-clad human like creatures.
>Population: 9?
>Resources: 11 (-9 per turn)
>Condition: Curiosity
>>675911838
Start a lizard and human orgy and force the lizards to breed with us
>>675912033
well shit
One of the scouts reads the book and becomes a micromanage, he proceeds to revive hitler
>>675912033
This guy's on a roll
Now get some got-damned resources bfor y'all die!
>>675912197
Just got on this thread actually
>>675912197
reroll
>>675912251
Even on-a-rollier then you lucky bastard!
>>675912033
Fuck this is getting good
>>675912405
Today is not the day for me to get dubs...
Neronomicon some zombie bros to go gather some food n shit
>>675912033
The strange book seems to be an aphrodesiac. Because the humans decide that it would be a good idea to dick down the lizard people.
Food is getting low, but who needs food when you got good dick?
>Population: 9
>Resources: 2 (-9 per turn)
>Condition: The gods shun you.
>>675912591
well fuck
Also, someone dies as payment for using it.
0-4 original group
6-9 lizardmen
5 you get a pass
>>675912780
kek at dick down
>>675912780
Send the betas who aren't getting the good lizard dick to go get us some tendies
>>675912999
First I get dubs and now trips
>>675912591
>>675912957
rigmarole
>>675912999
fuck me... i guess I'll stop trying
>cries
Eat lizardpeople.
>>675913257
>A NEW CHALLENGER!!
>>675912999
Turns out beta isn't turned on by lizard people and is strong af
something something good fortune, meh
>>675913522
........fukking dammit
>tires forever
>get nothing
>stop trying
>gets dubs
>>675912999
The lizard people are protective over their mate and will only mate with one person at a time.
The betahuman goes to look for tendies, but due to good circumstances a plane passing over has to drop the loaaaaaad!
Drops a box of chicken tendies!
+50 resources!
>Population: 9
>Resources: 52 (-9 per turn)
>Condition: Fil-A
>>675913903
Set up a tendie farm using some of the tendies
They are visited by a clan of qt elf traps selling wood, fish and boypussy also a mermaid slut jumps out of the river
>>675914088
>>675912999
>>675912033
Well fuck me. Call me Lord of the gets
>>675913903
Have Beta Bro start a tendie farm
>>675914088
This thread is fanstastic
>>675914096
reroll
>oh wait there is no river
>>675913903
nicely done
Tired from the sex, the other 8 sleep.
>>675914198
>suck on mah pinis
>still crying
>>675913903
convert the lizard people to islam
They are visited by a tribe of banana people, who wear nothing but bananas.
Banana people want to trade for Necronomicon
>>675914096
reroll
>>675914577
Beta gets the mermaid slut
>>675914551
roll
>>675914088
The scientists wondered if they could.
They never stopped and thought if they should.
The plant some of the chicken tendies in the ground and create a tendie farm. What a generation we live in to grow fully cooked chicken!
Like nigga, its a chicken! You just made a creature into a plant- I digress.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 50 (-2 per turn)
>Condition: KFC
>>675914966
Start mining into the walls of the valley for resources
Alright, it's official. 4chan is not giving me dubs today. Goodbye world.
>>675914551
>reroll just incase
>>675914966
Build a bigger town hall/tendie storage house to live in. And fuck the lizards in
>>675915122
Gets
>>675914966
They use lizard cum and find out its great fertilizer. It doubles the speed of crop growth! They set up lizard farms, harvesting there cum and feeding it back to them making them need no external food.
>>675915122
Roll
>>675914966
a greedy lizard man eat da chicken so tribe must punish now! tie lizard man up with vines and his lizard wife. alphas proceed to rape wife while husban lizard whimpers at the sight of his wife helplessly taking alpha dick.
>>675915161
kek
>>675915363
why roll for a get already gotten?
>>675915363
but is already got
Storm floods the valley, but nothing is lost. This is a warning
a lizardman gets pink eye
>>675915122
You guys are getting so much
Lizard humans are useful for digging because they have claws. They decide to mine the walls for resources.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 48 (-2 per turn)
>Condition: Determination.
>>675915781
Have beta fag inspect the necronomicon
>>675915781
Build a house to store our tendies in/fuck the lizards in
Goku asks for help charging his spirit bomb again
>>675915781
Burn the necronomicon deep in the mines
>>675916014
Reroll
>>675915985
re rawl
>>675914096
Roll
>>675915781
the human enslave the lizard people to mine and work. lizard people turn into lizard falmer
>>675915781
they find all the daimonds. All of them. Every single daimond. They cant do much with them, but at least they have them.
>>675916148
reroll
Upgrade the tent into a stone hut using rocks from the mine.
>>675916082
Rip my gets. Trying one last time
>>675916074
reroll
>>675915781
They strike gold and begin crafting it into pure gold armor.
>>675915343
Reroll they need the qt traps pls
Build a monument to ivan
>>675916231
reroll
Beta wants sex. he takes what he wants
>>675916242
>useless armor
>>675916300
are you fucking kidding me
Build houses for future reptilian-human babs
>>675916361
Exactly my friend
>>675916300
its ova'
>>675916300
that movie pisses me off. I have never even seen it, it just.... ughh...
>>675916300
Include the penises
>>675916300
monument collapses mid construction, killing 3.
2 humes and a lizard. But not beta.
>>675916300
Beautiful
fap and go to sleep.
>>675916562
reroll dammit
>>675916300
It starts to rain.
everyone dies
>>675916711
too late anon
Hahaha this is gold op cant keep up to the gets
>>675906341
Everyone and everything explodes.
what game is this?
idk what to do but if dubs then its ops choice
>>675916300
Destroyed by sudden thunderstrike
>>675916941
Rerolling for teh lulz
For some reason, they hear this song for the next three turns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOZeW51-NA
the ground is shaking. a big hole appears. it's the mole people saying hello
THEY CREATE MECHAHITLER FROM 30 RESOURCES AND KILL THE LIZARDS!
>>675917261
If they ever do show up they are joining the orgy
burn it all to the ground
An old black guy who may or may not be Bill Cosby carefully observes the civilization from the mountains, the lizards know of this and rape him and he gives birth to a dragon
>>675917261
Reroll for possible threeway specie orgy
>>675917364
Reroll
what game is this?
rolling for make more people
>>675916300
The populace builds a monument for Ivan the Incredible (I have no idea what this shit it)
It makes them.... feel secure.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 46 (-2 per turn)
>Condition: You see Ivan...
>>675917200
>>675917399
>>675917400
>WINNING
Charlie Sheen shows up with his drugses
>>675917364
Rollin
>>675917200
What an awful torture sir
>>675917399
This please
>>675917489
>Betafag burns the necronomicon at the feet of the statue
>>675917489
Find mole people in the mountain and force them to join our orgy
m00t is born
>>675917579
reroll
>>675915343
reroll
>>675917489
Make the lizard people work the mines, they are animals and to be treated as such
>>675917624
Reroll
>>675917655
LeafyIsHere comes to get his lizard people and takes them away.
Suddenly, pineapples
>>675917489
The monument gets cancer and all the male lizard people become qt traps
>>675917655
git got
>>675917399
all I ever wanted from life was to be wasted and get dubs
using the resources mine, the civilization builds glorious twin towers
The lizard human hybrid babies are born
>>675917627
reroll
>>675917261
reroll
>>675917799
Heh
>>675917529
You're welcome
I'm starting to get dubs now.
>>675914551
roll for banana ppl
>>675916993
OP here,
its a game called MSPaint, check E3 this year, it's gonna be good.
>>675917655
Oh shi-
Write an ancient text of stories telling of how Ivan created the universe and how the humans must behave to please him.
>>675917489
One of the humans becomes the first transspecies and becomes a lizard, I'm Caitlin
>>675917977
already 3 sets of dubs out, patience
>>675906341
BUILD HUTS
>>675917977
Jan Hammers Crocketts theme becomes their national anthem
Create a religion based around hairworship. Plant hairs for a hairfarm. Hair.
>>675917489
ivan comes and build trump tower
>>675918123
yuuuuurrrrrrrr late m8
>roll for banana peeps
Destroy the monument and turn it into a wall instead.
>>675917261
roll for a bigger orgy pls
we need to find dank memes to survive we should look under rocks
>>675917655
The humans in their true nature must enslave anything different.
The Lizardhumans are detained and are forced into a cum-farm where their cum will be used for tendie fertilizer.
since they are now self sustaining, they no longer need to feed on the resource stock.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 52 (+4 per turn)
>Condition: Mogwai?
>>675917811
moot invents 4chan
>>675918421
>>675918556
>>675918598
>>675918745
EAT SHROOMS
SCALE MOUNTAIN
MEET GOD AND ENJOY REVELATIONS
>>675918778
>>675918778
OFF BY ONE AGAIN FUCK
Inspect the necronomicon
>>675918745
Suddenly, squats
>>675918745
Find more species (sentient or not) to join our orgy
the tribes most intelligent people invent the AR-15
Begin farming Ivan. Plant Ivan seeds and grow an army of Ivans.
rolling for they all die in a large meteor crash
bye bye now im going to go masturbate now
>>675917977
Roll
>>675918887
HOLY TITS THAT SUCKS
>>675918755
Checkem
Send explorers to look for other villages, they either join us or are destroyed, FOR THE GLORY OF IVAN
Fuck the lizard people relentlessly
>>675918745
slave lizardman burns necronomicon in retaliation
>>675918887
crap
>>675918887
it keeps going on
>>675919154
Reroll, COME ON GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
>>675918923
Again kek
>>675918745
Everybody stops what they're doing to start worshipping the sand God, no resources are being used or gained because nobody is doing anything. They will die of hunger and exhaustion because they don't eat or sleep, it's fine because the sand God cares about us.
>>675914096
reroll
>>675919054
Reroll
>>675919188
>>675914096
roll
>>675919154
Small village of Jewish peasants wants to align
trump becomes the leader of the village and make it great again
dubstep rave
Start making military power, weapons, training etc and conquer whatever theres around in name of Ivan
>>675919289
>>675919326
lmao the get gods are not with me
>>675918778
HOLY SHIT
>>675918887
LMFOA GET CUCKED SON
>>675919332
tfw off by 1
>>675919188
shiiieeet
>>675918755
Some where...
Some how...
a faggot musters enough strength.
4chan is born. But what does that mean?
Does it even mean anything...?
>Population: 9
>Resources: 56 (+4 per turn)
>Condition: Degeneration-X
Moutan on left starts smoking sky turns red
Suddenly MS Paint glitches out and turns the valley into the adventure time universe!
Ivan becomes meme on 4chan
>>675919838
I wanna roll for the Sand God thing
>>675919918
reroll
>>675914096
rollinn
>>675919838
Everyone begins sucking each others cocks
>>675919838
>>675919188
reroll
>>675919975
reroll
>>675919918
Faggot
>>675919838
The winter is getting close, mountains show a bit of snow in their tops
>>675919838
Explore the valley for more civilizations
>>675919838
Find mole people and make them our new orgy partners
>>675914096
Fuck I keep rollin
Rains cats and dogs for 40 days and 40 nights
Ayy Lmao
>>675920050
roll reroll
a friendly t-rex joins the tribe
>>675919838
in celebration for the founding of 4chan, the villagers sacrifice four of their own people
>>675920103
Rolling
a female enters the town and collects all the human cum, then turns into a cum mutant, and stand 40 feet tall. She stand around and sometimes eats some of her cum.
>>675920103
Reroll
Continue to work the mines
dank memes become an official currency
>>675914096
Roll omfg pls
>>675920031
reddit detected
>three strangers ride in from the west
>pic related is one of them
>dubs decides who second is
>another pair of dubs decides who third is
>>675919975
Do you mean Serkhet?
>>675919332
>>675919838
Roll for this
>>675919188
reroll
I want to see what happens
>>675914096
Roll I'm not giving up
>>675920199
winrar
>>675920267
FUCK OFF BY ONE AGAIN!!!!!!!
>Reroll
>>675920288
4 tan skinned people wander in from the south, they seem passive and lost
>>675920455
Someone already won
>>675920455
finally
>>675920455
Got eeeeeeeeeeem
>>675919838
God hates you all. A rock avalanche occurs and kills half the civilization
Op is a faggot that takes ages to drawn IN FUCKING MSPAINT
marxism is declared
>>675920734
reroll
>>675920799
kek
>>675920799
winrar
>>675920799
winrar
>>675920199
The human's lust is all but sated.
They need more things to dick down.
They find molehumans and integrate them into the camp, adding to the population.
>Population: 13
>Resources: 56 (stagnant)
>Condition: Damn, Rufus you foine
>>675920980
We had an earlier winner
>>675920199
>>675921217
babies are born at the aftermath of the orgies that have been going on.
ugly degenerate racially conflicted babies. 2 sets of twins and 1 of triplets. 2 mothers die giving birth.
>>675914096
Roll for mermaid slut
one of the tribesman is Donald Trump
>>675920200
reroll
Force the molehumans to worship Ivan
>>675921281
roll
>>675914096
Rolllll
>>675921320
rereroll
>>675921217
Turn the moles into a farm just like the lizards
>>675921320
00 is dubs man
>>675921281
rollin for babies
>>675921217
Slave reptillian burns necronomicon in retaliation
>>675914096
Roll fuck
>>675921217
Everyone begins sucking each others cocks
>>675921466
winrarrrr
the sheriff gets shot, and the giraffe escapes, causing the fire nation to attack
can we ban rerolls...fags just keep rerolling to get exactly what they want...
I got dubs first try and my idea got passed up
deinstall mspaint
>>675914096
Roll pls just get
A meteorite falls from the sky, it carries a strange machine which emits some kind of energy (electricity?)
People are scared as shit for it
>>675921599
fucking dubs
>>675914096
Rolling forever
jews buy the village and make it a synagogue
Tons of water fills the mines
>>675921605
>deinstall
r u retarded?
>>675921753
reroll
>>675921605
>deinstall
>>675921599
/thread
>dubs
Is it law now?
Qt trap appears and becomes TRAP GOD
allahu akbar
>>675921605
>deinstall
William Shatner comes back from the dead to kill 2 lizard people
start worshipping blood god.
>>675922027
the civ calls this anon a fagget and says "leave this place fagget"
>>675921605
They discover fire water (alcohol)
Party for 1 night.
Everything non human dies from alcohol poisoning. humans have a hangover for 2 days.
This song is heard in the distance the entire time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWLjapNXA88
Ayy Lmao impregnates everyone with space dicks
your rules were litterally made for someone with autism
pls make a normie friendly version of this game thx
>>675922361
dammit, i really wanted this. I gotta sleep now.
Guys read op rules theres no point in rolling or saying something until op updates the image (wich takes a lot of time since op is a faggot that cant draw on mspaint faster than a 5 year old with autism that keeps eating his pencil)
>>675921605
>CAN WE ALL TAKE A BREAK FROM THREAD TO LAUGH AT THIS RETARD?
>>675921972
of course it won't be. OP only does the easy things. I rolled for twin towers earlier, got dubs first try and he passed it up. but he does rerolls all the time because they're easy for him to draw. 10/10 would kill self again
>>675921466
The cumfarm finally produces offsrping.
Two sets of twins and one triplet set of human-lizard human hybrids.
Unfortunately two mothers perished in birth.
The humans and moles rest up bless up.
>Population: 18
>Resources: 52 (-4 per turn)
>Condition: Getting crowded here
>>675922027
Reroll
>>675922250
Rerolling out of spite now fgt
Beta rises up to wipe out the lizard and mole man, destroys statue of Ivan and declares himself God-Emperor
Nicola Tesla is born
>>675922228
Reroll
>>675922027
Reroll
>>675922494
Lizardmen furious, they burn the necronomicon at the Ivan statue
the village is conquered by muslims
We need to build a wall!
The children are baptized and confirmed loyal to Ivan.
>>675922027
Reroll
>>675922494
it took you that long to draw white 2 pixel lines
>>675922494
Repeat what we did to the lizards with the moles
>>675922566
Winrar
>>675914096
Roll
>>675922250
Fuck you nigga
>>675922600
Winrar
>>675922494
Meteor crashes into camp. Only survivors are 1 lizardman, and 1 female baby. You know what happens next. Spaghetti.
