Waifu claiming thread
>Deus vult edition 3.33
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Ayy
I had food
>claimed
emperor of mankind claimed
Holo, reclaimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Gotta peel
Well I'm done tonight
I should go give myself a concussion or something
>stay tuned tomorrow for suicide stream
Tenryuu claimed
What are you guys doing atm?
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Time for me to go to bed, though
Have a great night/evening/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
The south is currently rising again.
>In my Shogun 2 fall of the samurai game.
Headed home now then crashing. Goodnight guys! It's been real
>Tired Rubyanon
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>>675894322
Welcome Back Anons
>>675894004
>>675894167
>>675894322
See you later Anons.
>>675894163
Not much, just fucking around on /b/ in the middle of the night.
Obligatory claim.
>>675893675
Makes me happy knowing that we make your nights better.
>Was there to begin with, still counts.
>>675894004
Goodnight, sleep warm and well. Hope you get some sleep, qt. If you can't sleep, feel free to hang with us some more.
>>675893924
Welcome back, buddy. Hope the food's good.
>>675894163
Absolutely nothing.
>>675894322
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>675894292
Can't help it.
>>675894163
playing Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War: Soulstorm. failing badly. every team i am put on sucks. Must be my terrible luck.
>>675894322
goodnight rubyanon
>>675894004
>>675894167
>>675894322
Goodnight beautifuls
>>675894163
Not a dame thing.
Smartest waifu with best legs.
>>675894167
Hey girl.
>>675893268
Yeah man, if you like that type of thing, Philip K Dick will be right up your alley
>>675893563
>salamanders are my favorite
I'd say my nigger, but the salamanders are the niggest, and best chapter by far
Hope you like flamers
>>675894167
And you remember to take it slow, Spoink.
Anyways, i'm going to get my daily temporary coma. See you guys later and until then: Always cuddle your waifu/husbando. Even if he's 2,5m tall and wears a golden armour which is as thick as a tree.
>>675894447
Welcome back Anon, you almost got quads.
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>>675894585
Welcome back Anons.
>>675894741
>you almost got quads.
I didn't really plan on living that long anyway.
UMARU CLAIMED
>>675893924
Damn, I can smell used tampons through the monitor
>>675894585
one last question. is it ill-advised to gather two armies? i love both necrons and space marines, but i can't decide between the two.
>>675894447
It was alright, just fast food because I'm on the road right now
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>>675894004
Bye Guys
Sleep well
>>675894884
Ok
>>675894163
>>675894725
They're just so cute
>nibble nibble
>>675894741
Hey, you too. Thanks for the new thread Deus
>>675894869
Oh come on Anon, it can't be that hard to get quad, you will get it in no time.
>>675894884
Welcome to the thread Anon and that was fucking rude.
Dio-sama...
>>675895071
No problem Anon.
>>675895089
>insult other waifus
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
>>675892686
You're an official member of the DFC club from this very instant.
>We shall prevail!
>>675893268
It's alright! playing Hearthstone with my brother and a bunch of his friends.
>I'm still not used to be around more than 4 people.
>>675894004
Goodnight, Stocking!
Try your best to sleep.
>The closest McDonalds is about 40 minutes walking from here.
>I'm not driving, I'd rather starve
>>675894167
Goodnight to you as well, Emi.
>>675893924
You should have milk too.
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>>675894725
Goodnight you guys.
>>675894725
Goodnight ship don't let the shitskins bite.
>>675894884
I can smell wood chips and hamster piss.
>>675895366
DELETE THIS
>>675895285
I have the the worst memory on Earth, I blame the Saracens for this shit.
>>675894535
What was that? That isn't Fran!
>>675894741
Thanks bro!
>>675894887
If you have the money man, Necrons and Marines, aside for Blood Angels, are only "desperate allies" so fielding both doesn't work
I mostly throw money at magic these days, and haven't bought any more dudes in a while
>>675895329
I need milk
Also Boobies
>>675895366
Thanks Yuuko
>>675895487
Even if i did you'd just screen cap it.
Although you're cute while you're angry.
>>675894725
Night Anon.
>>675895487
If you can't handle the insults don't insult people.
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>>675895870
Are you claiming her? If not, I'll claim her
>>675895270
Haha, thanks for the laugh.
What are you up to? Doing anything in the meantime, or just lurking?
I hope she has her SFIV look as an alt
>>675894004
You'll be back attention seeker
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>>675895487
Claiming pick related, Umaru anon.
>Look at my claim
>Seems familiar?
I hope you don't mind if I post r34 of MY waifu.
You don't mind, do you?
>>675896009
Just lurking, also here is another story if you are interested.
>>675895729
Fuck!
>>675896131
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
But I can't stop you Anon.
>>675896159
we need to kill it before it spreads by ignoring it.
>>675896131
Not at all I need to choke the lizard anyway.
>>675896131
Four eyes
Still alive.
>>675896332
I ignored Islam and well you know what happend.
Also you almost got trips.
>>675896463
Bun-bun! How have you been!
>>675896425
Impostor go away!
>>675896463
Good to know.
>>675896030
>Attention seeker
>Has been refusing to talk about his problems
Okay.
>>675896021
Boy if you don't--
>Who is this?
>Get your hands OFF you filthy casual
>>675896454
broooo, also claimed
>>675896463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
>>675896463
That's good to hear. Don't want you to die.
>>675896567
Who are you calling a imposer you imposer?
>>675896567
>>675896791
Which one do we shoot!
I vote both
>>675896791
I am the original Umaru anon!
>>675896791
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>>675896021
>It's getting hot in here, isn't it?
>>675895765
No, it isn't fran, it's something much better.
>Miss Pauling is best waifu
>All others are inferior
>>675896947
I say I should also get shot while were at it.
>>675896947
Agreed
>>675897049
>So hot take off all your cloths
>>675896947
Second
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>>675897049
I will TEAR HIM IN HALF
NOBODY touches my sadistic goddess
>I bet he doesn't even have 13k ranked games as Juri
>Fucking casual
Oh, hi Ruri. It's good to see you again.
>>675896947
Just merge them, I believe in you.
>>675897287
>They're already off
>Plot twist
>>675896947
of course
>>675896740
To love Juri is a feat none have achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.
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>>675897350
You best watch yourself, son.
You don't belong here and you know it.
Leave now and no more blood has to bed shed.
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>>675897377
That's a shame, i like a good show.
>>675897622
?
>>675897377
Probably not a good idea
>>675897287
>Don't have any nudes to follow up the plot of this conversation, but have this, it's the closest thing to a nude I've got.
>>675897498
>>675897350
Hey there Juri.
Glad to see you as well.
>Will you share your waifu?
>>675897377
That rarely works out as well you hope, unless you guys are really similar
>>675897287
We LEWD now?
>>675897622
Don't worry, the plan is to shoot them, then fix them up. That should get a confession out of them!
>>675897726
>>675897622
ONII-CHAN TASUKETE!!!
>>675897947
>closest thing to a nude I've got.
Puritan.
>>675897947
I do not share my waifu, as Juri owns me. I hope my brother joins me in the same way.
Also fuck these CAPTCHCAs
>>675898074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0Q5Bb9EE8
>>675897287
I'll do it
>>675898149
Actually have some for Fran...and Victoria, but who cares about her
>>675897900
I was agreeing with you, how do you want to do it?
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>>675897726
Okay, which one do we shoot first?
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>>675898051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fUjcPCUWD0
>song references
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>>675898357
YOU MANIACS!!!
I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG
>>675897622
>People here should know my filenames are OG by now
>>675897498
The one time I get caught up on my shift instead of lurking /waifu/ and THIS has to happen?
>>675897947
No, I will not share my waifu who's won me local tournaments, spent literally THOUSANDS of hours practicing and then even MORE time online.
>I guarantee this guy can't beat me
>But if he wants to be FAKE Juri, he can be
>>675898357
Kek
>>675898497
Hey looks its a mauser c96.
>>675898647
Hey that is Hitler's saying.
>>675897726
The clothes or the merging? I could probably make either work.
>>675897900
Guess we'll just have to see.
>>675898051
Only time will tell, my friend.
>Didn't you say your eyes are amber?
>Just noticed that you and your waifu have the same color hair/eyes
>Clever guy
>>675898497
Like Old Yeller but with less sadness
well i'm going to go to bed anons. see you tomorrow. have a good one
>>675898732
Do you have SF4 or 5 on PS4? I don't have PS+ right now but if you do add me I'd like to practice with you.
>>675898364
Bubblegum is unwrapped
>what have i started
>>675898497
Me. It's the only way.
>>675898893
Dem playful cloths removal.
You take those gloves off slowly now
>>675899039
Have a good one Anon.
>>675898149
You flatter me, Holsts.
>>675898583
>That rhythm
I fucking knew I already heard it somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnb2M03WwHQ
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>>675898356
Who is the real one?
>>675899295
I've only just started today.
>>675898497
Both at the same time, only fair
>>675898893
Hazel actually, I don't blame you for forgetting that though
>>675899039
Goodnight king. Sleep well.
>>675899295
Now i'm hungry and racist.
>>675899295
I say let them fight until death
>>675899295
I try.
>>675899627
>Now i'm hungry and racist.
Isn't that your default state though?
>>675899521
Fucking hell, I have a horrible memory. Has nothing to do with you or anything like that.
Cute color, none the less.
>>675899141
RaiphXIV, add me as soon as you get PS+
>I WILL fight you for her.
>I don't know how to play any other characters in V, but I WILL fight you.
>And win.
>This doesn't mean I'm sharing
>This is honestly depressing
>But I'll probably just go to bed soon if fake Juri wants to run around
>Can't do anything about it, anyway.
>>675898838
Only the best for the best waifu
>>675898945
Hehe, watch this...
>>675899216
Okay!
Lurking
>>675899039
Night, sleep well
>>675899216
I'm sorry, I'll calm down
>>675899842
>Fucking hell, I have a horrible memory.
Welcome to the club, I can't remember shit from an hour ago unless it was something major.
>>675899991
You almost got quints? shit what comes after quads?
>>675900112
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675899842
>still a cute color
Too kind as always
>>675899808
Almost never hungry if i'm doing stuff. I've only eaten once a day for the past 4 days.
>>675899991
Well that didn't take a lot of convincing
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>>675900112
Should talk more, always nice to have you around.
>>675900248
Yeah, it's really annoying.
What club?
>>675900368
Nice fellas like y'all deserve that kind of treatment. Not kind enough more like it.
>>675900112
Welcome. Feel free to speak.
>>675900222
>checked
No need to calm down i love the enthusiasm.
>>675900648
The ''Can't remember for shit club''
>>675899216
>squeal like a handy
>>675900851
What club? I forget.
>>675900248
You're really making me want to play CK2, Hand-kun already made me start a new game in Shogun 2 I don't need another game now.
>>675900459
Need more milk in your diet.
>>675900248
You're right, quintuple
>>675900459
I never needed to be.
I don't have time to wait around in my profession.
Now I have to pull out their teeth, crush them into a powder, chop off this head, burn it and bury it 6 feet under. I don't need another one coming back to bite me in the ass.
>>675900459
You should eat something
>>675900648
Thanks man, that means a lot.
>>675900648
You said the exact same thing about me, hand buddy
>I can't believe I remember you did, my memory is pretty bad.
>>675899917
Have fun, Juri.
>>675899627
If I tried to be racist, I'd end up bombing my own goddamn house.
>>675900950
Wait what the fuck were we talking about?
>>675900976
Oh but CK2 is so much fun, except that one time when some Irish dude somehow got the holy land after a crusade.
>>675899917
Yep this is definitely the OG Juri-anon.
>>675900734
Alright
>>675899917
Alright, cool.
>>675901018
>the references
>>675900976
Drank 2 cups today. Mmmmmm...Just like mother use to make.
>>675901422
You're contry is too insignificant to be racist against. I'd think you'd hate americans if anything.
>>675901259
Food is for the weak.
Side note, i don't like eating early because it fucks with my stomach. Almost everything i eat is at least after 4.
I don't think i asked yet, how are you today?
>>675901422
That doesn't make it any less true, I also have a tendency to repeat things.
>We all have bad memory apparently
>>675901259
Don't mention it, my man.
>>675901620
I don't even know, my fucking head hurts now.
>>675901774
Also claimed
>>675901774
>a goth waifu with an attitude
"I'm sure your waifu isn't the brunt of a joke either"
Correct me if I'm wrong anon, but were you the one who said this?
>>675901846
I... You...
Mommy?
>>675901941
Wait, who are you again?
Claiming Solaire for a joyful cooperation
>>675901774
I forgot to tell him this but I checked if he posted but eh. He'll get it next time I'm sure.
>>675902307
I-I............what?
Anons I am leaving behind the good old crusading days since I finally found myself a waifu.
>>675902314
I'm only missing an 8...
>>675902283
Yeeeeep that was me...no hard feelings?
>im so dead
>>675902700
Hello new friend welcome to the thread
>>675901901
Food is for everyone, and delicious!
>>675901941
Wait, who has the bad memory? Was it me? Was I in on this joke?
>>675902724
Oh really? And who might that be?
>>675903154
Konata Izumi from Lucky Star.
>>675902724
>>675903154
Also curious.
>>675902928
Huh? What? Who am we?
>>675903049
N-no? There was a joke? Who....huh
>scratches head
>confused hands
>>675893733
This is my one and only waifu
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/
Honestly surprised there's no glasses alts for a lot of the characters in SF. Considering Japan's apparently nationwide fetish for it.
>>675903382
>gif
Off to a great start.
Nice pick there anon.
>>675903604
Oh that's quite the nice hand you got there.
What anime?
>>675903382
Check here.>>675903382
>>675903862
Why the fuck does it say gif, it is clearly a still image.
